FabSwingers.com forum: when the condom snaps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Four words

Get the hose pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the mid wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning After pill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call the mid wife

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a different one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning After pill

Plus a trip to the GUM clinic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use cheap condoms next time? LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the gum clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinnamon and mixed herbs and self raising flower and a bit if hocus pocus around a fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sand blasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snaps?

What are you doing with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowing too much air into them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fucking God.

This has happened to me twice with a friend same one both times and once in a club. Turned out the condoms were to small and both ladies too tight.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Once this happened on a meet, and the dude literally sprinted into the bathroom to wash his cock in the sink.

Didn't get much more done after that, funnily enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch that fucking hurts

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Wry smile...change rubber.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Never had one tear - but did once lose one. Crappy 24 hours all round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once this happened on a meet, and the dude literally sprinted into the bathroom to wash his cock in the sink.

Didn't get much more done after that, funnily enough.

Charming!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

This happened the first time I shagged Bradley.

Condom completely ripped and when he pulled out he only had the ring left around his shaft.

He ended up having to fish it out from around my cervix.

Who says romance is dead? Lol.

(And yes, we both got tested afterwards).

- Amy. x

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

When The Condom Snaps...a great song. No. When The Levee Breaks. That's it ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snaps?

What are you doing with them?

Putting them on my head lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a crisp bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try wearing it on your nob rather than over your head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use a crisp bag "

Tried it but my cock smelt like prawns afterward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a crisp bag

Tried it but my cock smelt like prawns afterward "

Don't do this with a Chilli Dorito bag

Holy fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Four words

Get the hose pipe"
let rip right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use a crisp bag

Tried it but my cock smelt like prawns afterward

Don't do this with a Chilli Dorito bag

Holy fuck!

Lol that's what she said I had the bag inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the cock that can snap .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the cock that snaps, what the hell are you doing to them lol

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

"Snaps?

What are you doing with them?

Putting them on my head lmao"

hahahaha

need morning after pill!

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

"It's the cock that snaps, what the hell are you doing to them lol"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the cock that can snap .

Never had that problem although I have heard of it, and the old runner band can too but I need not to worry about that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once this happened on a meet, and the dude literally sprinted into the bathroom to wash his cock in the sink.

Didn't get much more done after that, funnily enough.

Haha so romantic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Email Durex, to advise them of said malfunctioning condom. To be replied to by 'Mr Love'....haha true story. Obviously followed by a trip to the GUM for both with clear bills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the cock that can snap .

Never had that problem although I have heard of it, and the old runner band can too but I need not to worry about that lol"

I have seen a one .

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

7" too much girth

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

The last time it happened to me, I spend ages trying to get what was left over my ears and off my head

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Ouch!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The last time it happened to me, I spend ages trying to get what was left over my ears and off my head

Lol

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