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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For years I thought Kenny Rogers had

'400 children and a frog in the fields'

(Which would explain why Lucille left him!!)

What did you used to sing along to wrongly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god Peter Kay sketch is amazing about this

Link here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NjcScGakQE

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By *ootiefruityCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle

I used to think Debbie Harry's "French kissing in the USA" said Clarence is calling not Paris is calling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my god Peter Kay sketch is amazing about this

Link here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NjcScGakQE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to sing cheese omlets, cheese omlets to Gypsy Woman - She's Homeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misheard lyrics are called 'Mondegreens'.

Stems from a mis-heard poem line:

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,

Oh, where hae ye been?

They hae slain the Earl o' Moray,

And Lady Mondegreen.

(was: and laid him on the green)

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Misheard lyrics are called 'Mondegreens'.

Stems from a mis-heard poem line:

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,

Oh, where hae ye been?

They hae slain the Earl o' Moray,

And Lady Mondegreen.

(was: and laid him on the green)

"

That's the kind of bit of trivia that will stay in my head forever, pushing out something really important.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Once I'm in the nude,

I like to go straight to the loo

Freddie Jackson singing

Once I'm in the mood I like to go straight to the groove

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Paul Young - Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you !

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

I used to think Chaka khan was singing Climb Every Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god Peter Kay sketch is amazing about this

Link here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NjcScGakQE

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Totally with you on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and a friend used to sing the lyrics to a Jason Maraz song for ages as "you done done me in your bed I felt it" ...to which my brother ruined informing us it's "you done done me and you bet I felt it"

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Tori Amos, professional widow,

The line should be 'honey I'll bring you close to my lips yeah' I used to think it was ' honey I'll bring you toast tonight'

which depending how I'm feeling sometimes toast would be good!!!!

Mrs cmyxx

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

The chipmunks: Alvin, simon the other one

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

[Removed by poster at 17/02/16 13:18:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine the other day marvelled the the lyric in winds of change was not "down to donkey park" but was "down to gorky park" and that the song wasn't about donkeys but about the fall of communism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate of mine used to sing to The Clashes Rock the Casbah , Charlene don't like it, rather than shareef

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

Take your pants off, and make it happen

Rather than take your passion and make it happen

What a feeling

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Uptown funk sounds like he says don't believe your jo swash. prob is once your told it never goes away

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Tori Amos, professional widow,

The line should be 'honey I'll bring you close to my lips yeah' I used to think it was ' honey I'll bring you toast tonight'

which depending how I'm feeling sometimes toast would be good!!!!

Mrs cmyxx"

Ah yeah, the blowjob song. Great memories

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

"I used to think Chaka khan was singing Climb Every Woman"

You mean she isn't ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were kids we heard ghost busters for the first time, had no idea about the film or anything and wondered why someone was singing about girls busters.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Desmond Dekker

" gettap in de mornin, slavin for bread sir,

so dat evry mouth can beeeeeeeeeeeeee fed,

oooooooh, oooooooooooh,

Me ears are alight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Mackenzie writing the words of the "salmon" that no one will hear.....

Literally untill about 3days ago.. How embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Father Mackenzie writing the words of the "salmon" that no one will hear.....

Literally untill about 3days ago.. How embarrassing

"

Well...it's only been fifty years

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"The chipmunks: Alvin, simon the other one

"
theodore

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

yeah, first few times I heard the Human League song "Don't you want me baby"

and I heard, "don't chew on my gravy!"

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

Elton John: Hold me closer, Tony Danza... Count the head lice on the highway

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Alison Moyet "I go wee (weak)

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

one for the ladies ...'killing me softly with your tongue'-Roberta Flack.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"Go and get stuffed" instead of "When the going gets tough" Billy Ocean

....and my son often comes out with a Bohemian Rhapsody misquote..."Mama, just killed a man. Put my bum up to his head. Farted, now the poor sod's dead" ....classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think Debbie Harry's "French kissing in the USA" said Clarence is calling not Paris is calling

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And beneath the knee... denis...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Young... (every time you go away) you take a piece of meat with you...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

REM, night swimming, thought it was knights rimming, I did wonder how they'd go about such debauchery in all that chain mail and armour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uptown funk sounds like he says don't believe your jo swash. prob is once your told it never goes away "

That actually goes better anyway...

xx

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

k.d.lang's Constant Craving. My ex swore blind it was "God bless gravy".

Well, northern boys do like gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret lovers....Atlantic Star

"Here we are, the two of us together taking this crazy chance to Pee on the lawn" instead of be all alone

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Desmond Dekker

" gettap in de mornin, slavin for bread sir,

so dat evry mouth can beeeeeeeeeeeeee fed,

oooooooh, oooooooooooh,

Me ears are alight""

Ah yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always loved Peal jam's Yellow Ledbetter but the lyrics were a mystery to me. I found a site, misheard lyrics guy which has a hilarious version. Now I always sing along how "I don't want a whale in a box or a bag".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think Tpau was singing about China as in the country in her hands! I only recently realised she wasn't!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When I was in the raf when Donna Summers 'I Feel Love' came on we would sing the chorus as "Naafi Roll"

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gladys Knight does actually sing "licence to KILT"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen

Bohemian Rhapsody

"The devil's got a sideboard"

instead of "The Devil's put aside for me"

Classic

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I've got chips and they're frying

You gotta love a bita Grease!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Desmond Dekker

" gettap in de mornin, slavin for bread sir,

so dat evry mouth can beeeeeeeeeeeeee fed,

oooooooh, oooooooooooh,

Me ears are alight""

Your radio was better than mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god Peter Kay sketch is amazing about this

Link here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NjcScGakQE

"

That sketch is absolute gold.

"I'm begging you for Bird Seed" lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same song, scabby bitch! Its gotta be big!

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

"REM, night swimming, thought it was knights rimming, I did wonder how they'd go about such debauchery in all that chain mail and armour!"

No way lol haha so funny xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

David souls silver lady I always sang jill to the phone instead of chilled to the bone

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By *ady SalfordWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Dj Alex K

I thought I'm missing you was I'm sniffing glue lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mys sister used to sing since uve bn gone all that is left is a bag of bones instead of band of God nutter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child my sister thought the Lord's prayer began..

Our father, who ain't half in heaven,

Harold be thy name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Boogie with your dad' instead of 'Boogie Wonderland'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another fav of mine, Joan Armatrading love and affection.

You took my pants in, across the arse, cheek to cheek.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Purple Haze: excuse me while i kiss the sky as scuse me, while i kiss this guy.

Also that Bananarama

song:

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire misheard as I'm your penis, I'm your fire.

Thing was I was in primary school at the time, and had no idea what a penis was.

The boys washing their hands at the sink in the loos did though.

And God how they pissed themselves.

Wrong on so many levels..

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