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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whos up for it

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Hehe .. Need you ask

xxxxx

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Where and when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a buffet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a buffet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

Great minds....what am I saying!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No buffet....be no time for food

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Will there be a buffet ?

Great minds....what am I saying!?

Who cares its an orgy, plenty to munch on lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

Great minds....what am I saying!?

Who cares its an orgy, plenty to munch on lol xxx

Thats the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

Great minds....what am I saying!?

It just highlights the importance of providing a good selection of finger food at these events.....

Cheesy balls....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me out. Enjoy yourselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No buffet....be no time for food

Wot no buffet,,,,,,?

Sheeesh.....

Count me out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

*scrambles over naked bodies scattering vol au vents to get to OP*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry, I will be wasting somebody else's time that day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No buffet....be no time for food

Wot no buffet,,,,,,?

Sheeesh.....

Count me out...

Only sausage

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Count me out. Enjoy yourselves!"

I'm with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos up for it

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets just jump on the orgy bed and fuck each others brains out

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

No rollmops in the buffet please

Pickled herring might confuse people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't have a proper orgy without laying on a good spread ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stand in the corner wanking furiously..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll stand in the corner wanking furiously.. "

Like a zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No buffet....be no time for food

Wot no buffet,,,,,,?

Sheeesh.....

Count me out...

Only sausage

Proper sausage or the wee shitty 40 for a pound ones x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proper orgy is one of the last things on my to-do list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No buffet....be no time for food

Wot no buffet,,,,,,?

Sheeesh.....

Count me out...

Only sausage

Proper sausage or the wee shitty 40 for a pound ones x"

Black pudding and white pudding...gives you plenty of strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say buffet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say buffet?"

Apparently there's not going to be one so I'm off to nandos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

This buffet best include a cheese and pineapple hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

This buffet best include a cheese and pineapple hedgehog"

Is a buffet a buffet without one?

I very much doubt it.....

Every table needs it's centrepiece .....

Prawn-ring....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

No slicing the salami, Soxys arse isn't a money box

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Buffet?

I need some pork pie. I love pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No slicing the salami, Soxys arse isn't a money box "

Gherkins..... there must be Gherkins....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

We should order in some pizza. Every good orgy involves a pizza delivery guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a buffet, it should be an "all you can eat" !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should order in some pizza. Every good orgy involves a pizza delivery guy!

I'm going to start a cake delivery business, would that work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

om me for sure, love group fun, baxi the riders crop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos up for it

Go on then

I'm in... haven't had a good perv for a few days

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"We should order in some pizza. Every good orgy involves a pizza delivery guy!

I'm going to start a cake delivery business, would that work.

I haven't noshed on an exclair since 2008 but hey that's just me!

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

"I'll stand in the corner wanking furiously.. "

....and I will watch Dan wanking furiously as I nibble on a sausage roll

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I'll sit in the corner wearing my invisibility cloak, occasionally spanking a juicy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

This buffet best include a cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Is a buffet a buffet without one?

I very much doubt it.....

Every table needs it's centrepiece .....

Prawn-ring....

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cut up full size scotch eggs or mini ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

This buffet best include a cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Is a buffet a buffet without one?

I very much doubt it.....

Every table needs it's centrepiece .....

Prawn-ring....

cut up full size scotch eggs or mini ones?"

If in doubt always go for the bite-size option...

Less risk of human contaminants ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should order in some pizza. Every good orgy involves a pizza delivery guy!

I'm going to start a cake delivery business, would that work.

I will pay greatly for a delivery of krispy cremes right now!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should order in some pizza. Every good orgy involves a pizza delivery guy!

I'm going to start a cake delivery business, would that work.

I will pay greatly for a delivery of krispy cremes right now!!! X"

Pink icing and sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our parties always include cheesy pineapple! Wouldn't be the same without... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't need to meet you all for a social first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just off to maccies then, anyone want owt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just off to maccies then, anyone want owt?"

Big Mac with cheese please

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Buffet?

I need some pork pie. I love pie. "

With or without egg ???

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Love it that the buffet has become more important than the orgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just off to maccies then, anyone want owt?"

McNugget happy meal & choc milkshake.

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

"Love it that the buffet has become more important than the orgy. "

I thought that too and it made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it that the buffet has become more important than the orgy. "

I'm still waiting for pancakes in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just off to maccies then, anyone want owt?

McNugget happy meal & choc milkshake. "

I'll take a double cheese with no pickles

And a MrsMac with extra sauce

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

*here for the food*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im washing my hair sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just off to maccies then, anyone want owt?

McNugget happy meal & choc milkshake.

I'll take a double cheese with no pickles

And a MrsMac with extra sauce

Chocolate sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Next orgy is in mcdonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just off to maccies then, anyone want owt?

McNugget happy meal & choc milkshake.

I'll take a double cheese with no pickles

And a MrsMac with extra sauce

Chocolate sauce?"

Hang on let me get a pen...

Oh and fyi mrsmac is saucy enough already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*here for the food*"

Leave your glasses on and make your self comfortable

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

Only little sausages.

Hopefully not on pointy little sticks....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating is cheating

And cheating is bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

You'll be most welcome

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos"

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should order in some pizza. Every good orgy involves a pizza delivery guy!

One pizza delivery guy volunteering!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

MMMMMMMMMMMMM i love butttercream

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Whipped cream for the dungeon?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

Just call me Nigella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

Just call me Nigella

Oi Nigella ! Come marinade my meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our parties always include cheesy pineapple! Wouldn't be the same without... x"

Yes indeed cheesy pineapple is essential to counteract the burping brought on by eating to many of those little silver-skin pickled onions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring lava cake and cinnapie with the pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, go on then if I must

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm just making up the numbers xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, go on then if I must

Good girl. Can i go 1st please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, go on then if I must

Good girl. Can i go 1st please

Oh go on then, since you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try this as a gentle intro

Be nice folks !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh count us in too

*her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there is plenty of food you can count me in

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

Just call me Nigella

Can you also bring the bowl and spoon so I can lick the cake mix .... In fact just save me some cake mix and I'll chose who I'll smear it over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, go on then if I must

Good girl. Can i go 1st please

Oh go on then, since you asked so nicely

Dives in omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not. Let me check my diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't need to meet you all for a social first

You sure about that?? can you imagine if we all had too meet individually for socials first, it would never happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh heavens why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

Just call me Nigella

Can you also bring the bowl and spoon so I can lick the cake mix .... In fact just save me some cake mix and I'll chose who I'll smear it over

Me Me Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

Just call me Nigella

Can you also bring the bowl and spoon so I can lick the cake mix .... In fact just save me some cake mix and I'll chose who I'll smear it over

Me Me Me

Can I have a little luck too...

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I'm more than happy to join in

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

Just call me Nigella

Can you also bring the bowl and spoon so I can lick the cake mix .... In fact just save me some cake mix and I'll chose who I'll smear it over

Me first pleaseeeeee...else I'll sulk n scweam lol xxxx

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I've seen a few threads like this over the years.

Has one ever turned into an actual orgy?

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"I've seen a few threads like this over the years.

Has one ever turned into an actual orgy?"

no...of course not...it's all talk. It's as much as anyone can do to get together with one other person.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Ladies all at the front of the queue for the cake mix smearing ..... Nipples front and centre with a wooden spoon

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I once wiped the bowl clean with my willy. It was nice getting it kicked off

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No cake? I'm out. Actually...hang on....I'll bring cake!!

In that case can I sit next to you and your cake

There's cake now? OK I'm heading back from nandos

Mmmmm....we can have an orgy covered in buttercream ... Even better xxxxxx

I can do buttercream

Do a massive bowl then. Just for us in the orgy, those who want to just eat cake can stand in a corner, lol xxxx

Just call me Nigella

Can you also bring the bowl and spoon so I can lick the cake mix .... In fact just save me some cake mix and I'll chose who I'll smear it over

Me Me Me

Can I have a little luck too...

No but you can have a little bit of LICK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once wiped the bowl clean with my willy. It was nice getting it kicked off

Kicked off

Brave

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm really concerned about the pork pies?

I'm not sure I can commit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really concerned about the pork pies?

I'm not sure I can commit.

I will bring a multi pack, just so you are in

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm really concerned about the pork pies?

I'm not sure I can commit.

I will bring a multi pack, just so you are in

Aww you're the starriest star in all of star land. Make sure they're not those ones with pickle. They make me irrationally angry!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should order in some pizza. Every good orgy involves a pizza delivery guy!

I'm going to start a cake delivery business, would that work.

I will pay greatly for a delivery of krispy cremes right now!!! X

Pink icing and sprinkles?

Peanut butter

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"I once wiped the bowl clean with my willy. It was nice getting it kicked off

Did you use Cillit Bang?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I once wiped the bowl clean with my willy. It was nice getting it kicked off

Did you use Cillit Bang? "

I fucking hate autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ms Negative Pants is thinking of the almighty fallout that could happen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be a buffet ?

This buffet best include a cheese and pineapple hedgehog

Is a buffet a buffet without one?

I very much doubt it.....

Every table needs it's centrepiece .....

Prawn-ring....

cut up full size scotch eggs or mini ones?

If in doubt always go for the bite-size option...

Less risk of human contaminants ....

Hmmm. So long as there is salad cream. Awesome with scotch eggs

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