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"Ok there are so many sexy looking women on fab, I aint to fussed about fuking you all, but i am curious as to how each woman performs etc. Am i being insultive if i tell multiple women that im interested ? There are honestly alot of you i know i would enjoy fuking ? " Nope, tell them all, there's safty in numbers | |||
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"Ok there are so many sexy looking women on fab, I aint to fussed about fuking you all, but i am curious as to how each woman performs etc. Am i being insultive if i tell multiple women that im interested ? There are honestly alot of you i know i would enjoy fuking ? " If you message the majority of the site your reply rate will be really low if you're just messaging them suggesting you get together. But if there's a few ladies on the forums you have had a bit of crack on with there's not going to be any complaints from them if you chat with or meet them all. | |||
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"I believe its called the 'buckshot' approach? " Or the splatter shot | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " Get you | |||
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"I believe its called the 'buckshot' approach? Or the splatter shot " | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " I think I can keep my emotions in check on here, fear not | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " | |||
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"In theory that's the whole point of the site, people up for nsa arrangements, well the majority anyway. So message away, you'll soon discover who wants exclusivity." | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " Obviously this all depends on if you meet the criteria of those you messaged! | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " Phew glad you cleared that up. Was starting to feel anxious. | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh I think I can keep my emotions in check on here, fear not " Are you sure though? It's the second biggest girth in the country... | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " I know people like to keep private life private, but can I ask if you work in advertising? | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh Obviously this all depends on if you meet the criteria of those you messaged! " Surely your not suggesting anybody on here may not want to meet him I may need to lay down | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh Obviously this all depends on if you meet the criteria of those you messaged! Surely your not suggesting anybody on here may not want to meet him I may need to lay down " They do! They just don't know it yet | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh Obviously this all depends on if you meet the criteria of those you messaged! Surely your not suggesting anybody on here may not want to meet him I may need to lay down " Oh no I'm not... But he is | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " Its a good thing I'm not a woman, how would I be able to resist you Well done OP | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh I think I can keep my emotions in check on here, fear not Are you sure though? It's the second biggest girth in the country..." I may have to start a support thread.... | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh " Oh ok then! Best avoid me then - I'm a big softy and you don't want me falling madly in love and stalking you coz you're such an amazing shag! | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh I think I can keep my emotions in check on here, fear not " Aye,me too. | |||
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"What's fuking? having sex " Ah you mean fucking. If you C what I mean. | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh Oh ok then! Best avoid me then - I'm a big softy and you don't want me falling madly in love and stalking you coz you're such an amazing shag! " Hide your Rabbit man for the love of god! | |||
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"I sometimes can't tell if the op is having a laugh or being serious . But if you think it will forever leave the majority of the women on fab feeling somewhat besmirched if you ask all of the ones you fancy fucking at once - fear not , as they wont care one bit . Fill your boots mate and good luck " both . Being serious and having a laugh i guess | |||
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"What's fuking? having sex Ah you mean fucking. If you C what I mean. " Ok | |||
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"how can you ladies resist this man?" With great difficulty. He just sounds like such a Casanova, you know? | |||
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"We are all chasing something wexaint exerienced before, i dont want the entire site ending up jeleous or marraiges being ruined etc " ok im out of here....next thread | |||
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"We are all chasing something wexaint exerienced before, i dont want the entire site ending up jeleous or marraiges being ruined etc " I think it'll be ok man, don't be worrying. | |||
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"We are all chasing something wexaint exerienced before, i dont want the entire site ending up jeleous or marraiges being ruined etc ok im out of here....next thread" and its jealous | |||
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"how can you ladies resist this man? With great difficulty. He just sounds like such a Casanova, you know? " Casanova aint got a patch on me | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh I think I can keep my emotions in check on here, fear not Aye,me too. " You'd have to complete the UK ninja trial in a decent time to get Hottie's | |||
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"how can you ladies resist this man? With great difficulty. He just sounds like such a Casanova, you know? Casanova aint got a patch on me " Just keep thinking that. | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh I think I can keep my emotions in check on here, fear not Are you sure though? It's the second biggest girth in the country... I may have to start a support thread.... " I thought that, maybe a group therapy collective for the unlucky ones not golden enough. | |||
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"how can you ladies resist this man? With great difficulty. He just sounds like such a Casanova, you know? Casanova aint got a patch on me Just keep thinking that. " Always have | |||
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"It wouldn't insult me you messageing loads of other women that's what the site is about... how ever if you sent me a message simply saying..." I want to fuk you" or " fancy a fuck" or something along them lines my reply would more then likely be "join back of the long queue" or " yeah in your dreams" x " I think the idea is that you join the back of the queue for him | |||
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"It wouldn't insult me you messageing loads of other women that's what the site is about... how ever if you sent me a message simply saying..." I want to fuk you" or " fancy a fuck" or something along them lines my reply would more then likely be "join back of the long queue" or " yeah in your dreams" x I think the idea is that you join the back of the queue for him " I don't like waiting so I think I'll pass that queue x | |||
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"It wouldn't insult me you messageing loads of other women that's what the site is about... how ever if you sent me a message simply saying..." I want to fuk you" or " fancy a fuck" or something along them lines my reply would more then likely be "join back of the long queue" or " yeah in your dreams" x I think the idea is that you join the back of the queue for him I don't like waiting so I think I'll pass that queue x" Anytime | |||
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"There are just so many of you that i would honestly fuk . And i mean fuk eh lol. None of the 2 pumps im done thank you very muchly and good evening. I just wouldnt want any of you feeling jeleous at all. I know it would happen eh I think I can keep my emotions in check on here, fear not Aye,me too. You'd have to complete the UK ninja trial in a decent time to get Hottie's " Not at all, there's plenty of fellas on here that know I'd be there like a shot for a meet If I could. | |||
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"Well my intention was to let all you women looking for that incredible fuck, that if i dont get the pleasure of fuckin ( c ) you, not to take it personally you may get your turn lol. " If you offered me "a turn", I'd let someone else take it. Cos I'm generous like that. | |||
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"Am the type of lad that never feels jealous * why on earth would i ever feel such a thing ? I know fine well what i am and my cababilitys Confidence cannot be faked Arrogance can. Did you know the biggest sign of an arrogant nale is one that forces a burp ? Sending out his supierority among the pack ? " Yes that's a common tactic at high level government meetings apparently. Margaret Thatcher often used to drink a litre of before a really difficult negotiation with the Russians. | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. " have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? " HAHAHAHAA! quality! This is better than daytime TV. | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? " Or jealous. | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? HAHAHAHAA! quality! This is better than daytime TV. " Who needs jk when u got forums lol x | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? HAHAHAHAA! quality! This is better than daytime TV. Who needs jk when u got forums lol x" Who needs ann summers when theres me Im proud to be british, im more proud to be Cumbrian Cumbria Mighty | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? HAHAHAHAA! quality! This is better than daytime TV. Who needs jk when u got forums lol x Who needs ann summers when theres me Im proud to be british, im more proud to be Cumbrian Cumbria Mighty " Rather use lovehoney x | |||
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"Im gonna teach each and everyone of you women how to see thru a mans arrogance and his confidence " I learnt how to do that years ago x your a bit late x | |||
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"Im gonna teach each and everyone of you women how to see thru a mans arrogance and his confidence I learnt how to do that years ago x your a bit late x" Bring it on i will be champion lol | |||
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"Im gonna teach each and everyone of you women how to see thru a mans arrogance and his confidence I learnt how to do that years ago x your a bit late x Bring it on i will be champion lol " Have I missed something here??? Campion of what?? X | |||
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"Isn't that what most men do on here anyway? They send out multiple messages so if they get at least one reply back then they count it as a success.... Even if it's to say thanks but no thanks " Damn is that we're I have been going wrong. | |||
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"Im gonna teach each and everyone of you women how to see thru a mans arrogance and his confidence " Drum roll..... Go on then! | |||
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" Im proud to be british, im more proud to be Cumbrian Cumbria Mighty " Isn't Whitehaven's water supply still polluted from the windscale leak? | |||
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"At the end of the day i know damb fine im one thee best fuks in our entire county and so what if allow that to go to my head a bit to much lol. Im single because i know my worth " Seriously I'm curious, how can you possibly know that? There are millions of women in this country. Assuming the most someone has fucked could be in the hundreds I'm going out on a limb and saying your a few million away from being able to say that with any certainly.. | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? " And the winner of the irony award goes to.... | |||
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"At the end of the day i know damb fine im one thee best fuks in our entire county and so what if allow that to go to my head a bit to much lol. Im single because i know my worth " Where's that the isle of Skye? The other two are sheep! This is essence. A proper silver tongued cavalier. It's like liquid gold trickling from the tongue. I bet those knickers are just melting away and your inbox has gone mental with invites for meets. I am so glad Spartan hung up his single profile as I could not compete with such greatness only bask in your glory. I am not worthy. Teach me oh mighty one. | |||
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"At the end of the day i know damb fine im one thee best fuks in our entire county and so what if allow that to go to my head a bit to much lol. Im single because i know my worth " What's your thoughts on eating your own cum straight out of the fanny? | |||
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"At the end of the day i know damb fine im one thee best fuks in our entire county and so what if allow that to go to my head a bit to much lol. Im single because i know my worth What's your thoughts on eating your own cum straight out of the fanny? " What do you think ? | |||
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"At the end of the day i know damb fine im one thee best fuks in our entire county and so what if allow that to go to my head a bit to much lol. Im single because i know my worth What's your thoughts on eating your own cum straight out of the fanny? What do you think ? " She wouldn't ask if she knew. X | |||
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"Im gonna teach each and everyone of you women how to see thru a mans arrogance and his confidence " i dont need a teacher | |||
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"Roxi... the post was taking the pee, just like all his threads so far " My threads aint taking any type of piss, Im being as serious as serious gets I know......... I just know | |||
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"One born every minute. " You may find there aint lol | |||
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"Am the type of lad that never feels jealous * why on earth would i ever feel such a thing ? I know fine well what i am and my cababilitys Confidence cannot be faked Arrogance can. Did you know the biggest sign of an arrogant nale is one that forces a burp ? Sending out his supierority among the pack ? Yes that's a common tactic at high level government meetings apparently. Margaret Thatcher often used to drink a litre of before a really difficult negotiation with the Russians." | |||
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"how can you ladies resist this man?" It's bloody hard, but somehow I am managing | |||
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"At the end of the day i know damb fine im one thee best fuks in our entire county and so what if allow that to go to my head a bit to much lol. Im single because i know my worth What's your thoughts on eating your own cum straight out of the fanny? What do you think ? " I don't know that's why I asked. So what are your thoughts on doing that? | |||
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"One born every minute. " I have love that program lol but I'm starting to think there may be a spin off with all these offers he's getting ' a goldengun born every minute ' x | |||
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"One born every minute. I have love that program lol but I'm starting to think there may be a spin off with all these offers he's getting ' a goldengun born every minute ' x" its hereditary lol . Me dad was also gifted . Although he was a dick head, thanks dad | |||
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"Iv never done it tbh so i cant comment really, but i will say its my spunk npone elses lol " So you wouldn't count it out. That's good. | |||
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"He's not here for much else either. have you any real idea just how childish your making yourself look ? Or jealous. " Agree | |||
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"how can you ladies resist this man? With great difficulty. He just sounds like such a Casanova, you know? Casanova aint got a patch on me " Well - bearing in mind he died in 1798 - I doubt he's much competition for any of you! | |||
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