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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I woke up this morning with a really swollen bottom lip.

It went down over a few hours after some Piraton and was quite amusing, but it's not something that's ever happened to me before. Anyone else had this? What is this witchcraft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ate something spicy?

You were bit by something in your sleep?

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

On any regular medication ?angioedema

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Most definitely early signs of pregnancy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/02/16 14:16:40]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just kind of wished it was on my penis so I could take a new cock pic.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The wanking death, it's terminal I'm afraid, where should we send flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just kind of wished it was on my penis so I could take a new cock pic. "

Ive a lump hammer I could give your penis a whack with that ....that should make it swell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked it up....

Do you have allergies? Maybe a bug bite? A vitamin B deficiency? No?

Early sign of HIV then

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody meanies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have a burnip in your snoojackle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just kind of wished it was on my penis so I could take a new cock pic. "

I can help you with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you look sulky now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind Lib's gob, I have a bit of a doctor fetish so make yourselves known to me please

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It's called a 'pet lip' and is caused by not getting your own way.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"I woke up this morning with a really swollen bottom lip.

It went down over a few hours after some Piraton and was quite amusing, but it's not something that's ever happened to me before. Anyone else had this? What is this witchcraft?

You might have a food allergy xx

"

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Never mind Lib's gob, I have a bit of a doctor fetish so make yourselves known to me please "

Found the culprit now Lib, she even admits it in her profile!

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

After dreaming about giant marshmallows, I woke up and my pillow was gone.

By the way, I'm not a doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind Lib's gob, I have a bit of a doctor fetish so make yourselves known to me please

Found the culprit now Lib, she even admits it in her profile! "

Oh aye, I forgot I bit him. Sorry about that.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has someone punched you ?

1. If yes this is what's caused it

if no.. see point two.

2. Have you punched yourself ?

. If yes this is what's caused it

. If no see point 3

3... The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke up this morning with a really swollen bottom lip.

It went down over a few hours after some Piraton and was quite amusing, but it's not something that's ever happened to me before. Anyone else had this? What is this witchcraft?

"

Your arse has lips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mozzie bite or bed bug allergy maybe..::

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can take a last minute appointment, as I've had a cancellation. A home visit would help me determine possible suspects. But I'd need a full Hazmat suit, as I must avoid any nasties there.

The black death may be surfacing but don't worry, cheap antihistamine seems to have knocked it back, which defies all scientific knowledge.

A cuddle with your selection from the forumites could get you out of your 365 day's isolation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most definitely early signs of pregnancy. "

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