FabSwingers.com forum: whats your worst and best physical feature?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my best id say are my eyes

my worst are my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure

lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not sure

lol."

Since ive not seen a lot of you id have to say your best feature is your smile,, and worst is that poor excuse of a hairstyle lol xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure

lol.

Since ive not seen a lot of you id have to say your best feature is your smile,, and worst is that poor excuse of a hairstyle lol xxxxxx"

Haha brutal and honest, your eyes are lovely :D

My hair changes everyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes talk too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not sure

lol.

Since ive not seen a lot of you id have to say your best feature is your smile,, and worst is that poor excuse of a hairstyle lol xxxxxx

Haha brutal and honest, your eyes are lovely :D

My hair changes everyday."

is it ginger one day and auburn the next??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can only go of what i can see so your best feature or rather features is staring me right in the face ....and my mum use to say was rude to talk to a womans breasts.. bah what did she know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can only go of what i can see so your best feature or rather features is staring me right in the face ....and my mum use to say was rude to talk to a womans breasts.. bah what did she know

you have to state what your best and worst feature is... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my best feature is that im naturally gifted at not being seen on a dark evening

my face is free of all blemishes including a face.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Worst feature is my spare tyre.

If I lost that, it'd be my teeth.

Still reading?

Best feature is my left eyebrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My good looks and thick curly hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr squirell here.

mt best feature is my legs with big 24 inch thighs(ride a bike alot,road one not the mrs)

could do with a flatter stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst, nose! Best, prob smile or bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best is my butt worst is my boobs could do with bein a bit bigger to balance out me butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say my eyes are the best, others would probably say it is the boobs.

The worst is definitely the chunk in the middle of the waist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst feature is my spare tyre.

If I lost that, it'd be my teeth.

Still reading?

Best feature is my left eyebrow."

That may be your opinion, but it would be wrong.

In my opinion

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By *andsomgeorgeMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Best feature; eyes or bum - opinion is normally split 50/50

Worst is my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst my tits as I don't have any and my best my fuckable ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best feature; eyes or bum - opinion is normally split 50/50

Worst is my nose."

cant see your eyes/nose or bum - so cant comment

btw daventry is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst - my legs

Best - my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my eyes are best, tiger thinks my bum. My worst is my fingernails they are weak and always breaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best is my long legs

Worst is my fat tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best is my long legs

Worst is my fat tummy

I have a rounded tum too and I always thought it was my worst feature. However since swinging I have discovered that many men appreciate a nice round tum.

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

best is my bum

worst my ears i hear to much moaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"best is my bum

worst my ears i hear to much moaning

there was me thinkin men like to hear a woman moan...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

probably my eyes being best as for worse god where do i start lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best my butt

Worst be frustrated at the mo

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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago

in a happy place north wales coast

sure do

just not peps general moaning about everything if you breathing then have fun live life to the max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best is my long legs

Worst is my fat tummy

I have a rounded tum too and I always thought it was my worst feature. However since swinging I have discovered that many men appreciate a nice round tum.

yes id noticed that from a post before christmas but i still hate it, would love it nice and flat

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

i like my lips

but hate my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"probably my eyes being best as for worse god where do i start lol

ya bums another nice one, lovely rounded and bum shaped

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

Hate my feet.......Legs ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but they are lovely xx i hate my tum

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

lol, your tum would look good on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sure it would,,its all yours then,lol

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

ta very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

often been told my eyes are my best feature and my tummy (as my ex often reminded me) is my worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst is my belly, hard work keeping it in shape lol, best is definitely my tongue ha , leave you to guess why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best are my lips or eyes

worse belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best is my bum (apparently).

Worst is a dodgy toenail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol randy WHO told you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best is my bum (apparently).

Worst is a dodgy toenail."

Didn't notice your dodgy toenail... did you notice mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure i have either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate my stomach

no idea what best is i guess thats down to personal opinion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not sure i have either lol"

lovely hairy chest, meoooooow

purrr

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Best, would be my eyes.

Worst, Legs there not long enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a lot of people are picking their eyes as the best feature..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Best, would be my eyes.

Worst, Legs there not long enough! "

Im sure no-one will mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been told my ass is my best feature,and i know my lack of patience is by far my worst

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"mr squirell here.

mt best feature is my legs with big 24 inch thighs(ride a bike alot,road one not the mrs)

could do with a flatter stomach"

You should be shaving your legs if you are a roadie!!!

(road & mtb here)

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

" Best, would be my eyes.

Worst, Legs there not long enough!

Im sure no-one will mind

Thanks

I will do my best!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"probably my eyes being best as for worse god where do i start lol

ya bums another nice one, lovely rounded and bum shaped

why thankyou kind lady

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Best...my eyes apparently..worst, the rest of my face.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

best:my rugby player legs.... from years of playing....... ok on the playstation, but still fecking counts.

worst:my eyes, got a droopy eyelid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"best:my rugby player legs.... from years of playing....... ok on the playstation, but still fecking counts.

worst:my eyes, got a droopy eyelid

mmmmmmmm rugby player legs,, strong thighs mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call me donkey, but it's coz I've got a long face, not a long dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They call me donkey, but it's coz I've got a long face, not a long dick

prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worse me tummy best me legs i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best my fingernails ... strong, shiny and all my own.

Worst ... everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best is my long legs

Worst is my fat tummy

Did I really meet you? lol what fat tummy?

But you do have lovely long legs

BTW Mine , apparently from all the msgs I receive,are my stunning blue eyes.

Worse is deffo my numerous spare tyres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best is my long legs

Worst is my fat tummy

Did I really meet you? lol what fat tummy?

But you do have lovely long legs

BTW Mine , apparently from all the msgs I receive,are my stunning blue eyes.

Worse is deffo my numerous spare tyres

is to me, i hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've been told my best feature is my bum and i think my worst is my curly hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i've been told my best feature is my bum and i think my worst is my curly hair. "

Not smooth then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst feature is pretty much everything above my neck

My best is pretty much everything below it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Judging by recent comments I would say my best is my bum, although I'm very shy about showing it.

Worst feature would have to be my lower intestine.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Best feature my nervous tick

Worst feature my lack of a furry tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best eyes i think

worst small feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best, I would say my eyes.

Worst, my squidgy nose, I blame the 3 operations that I have had on it, it was perfect before them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best feature my nervous tick

Worst feature my lack of a furry tail"

youve a bum a baboon would be proud of

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Best feature my nervous tick

Worst feature my lack of a furry tail

youve a bum a baboon would be proud of

I know but it's a home made prosthetic arse made out of pape mache. My real bum looks like an actual baboon's arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best feature my nervous tick

Worst feature my lack of a furry tail

youve a bum a baboon would be proud of

I know but it's a home made prosthetic arse made out of pape mache. My real bum looks like an actual baboon's arse

red from being spanked a lot ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best features are my eyes and personality..

My worst are my legs and my temper.. :D

Katie. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best? Probably lips.

Worst? My knees. I hate them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best eyes i think

worst small feet "

Small feet are kind of cute on a petite lady!

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