FabSwingers.com forum: Nocturnel role call

By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

right you know the rules whose working shirking lirking and perving

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

sniffling, coughing and perving...not necessarily in that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening!

Doing some inbox tidying up before sleeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Voddy.. And all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, haven't made it to nocturnal for ages, joys of kids wearing me out!! (Fantasy81 posting) how's you Voddy

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening bob x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to be working...not easy to stay away with the talent on show tho

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Evening all, I am lurking

perving

and enjoying my big bed to myself as mr cmy is working

xxxxxxx

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening jim xx

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening roxi and bg xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving

Watching the Americans

Listening to music

Doing the washing

And working

Hehe.....

Mwah x

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Hello, haven't made it to nocturnal for ages, joys of kids wearing me out!! (Fantasy81 posting) how's you Voddy

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evening in pain as ive pulled the muscles in legxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, haven't made it to nocturnal for ages, joys of kids wearing me out!! (Fantasy81 posting) how's you Voddy

evening in pain as ive pulled the muscles in legxx"

That's not good

hope they're better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening jim xx

Good evening Voddy. x

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening sssassy are you the sassy i know from manc xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening m'dear, hope yer leg's not giving ya too much gyp

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By *3gam4nMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Evening... sleep in tonight! No naughty and very depressed: got damn pay roll in London f'd up and I haven't had a wage in 2 months... bordering personal bankruptcy

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Evening Voddy. Hope the leg muscles ease soon . Ouchhhhhhhh xxxxxx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening voids definitely shirking tonight and bored shitless I wona go home

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening catweazle xxx yes it is still due meds in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking this evening

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr m3 x

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening suzi xx

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening my darling tell em a neighbour has rung you you need to get home as you have a burst pipe xxx

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Lol. Why does posting in this thread seem akin to attending one of those ropey community hall dances..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lounging on sofa before snoozing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never too late in the day for a perv

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Lol. Why does posting in this thread seem akin to attending one of those ropey community hall dances..?

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evening well we dont have wallflowers uolding the wall up

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

never too late to perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening _oddy, here all night talking shit and drinking crap coffee until 07:00

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"evening catweazle xxx yes it is still due meds in a bit"

Well put yer feet up and I'll make you some cot later xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right there!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr skylarks xx milky one please

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Not long got in from an evening dressing boy Cubs for their gang show. 5 hours of standing up - anyone want to rub my feet??? 5 nights left.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not long got in from an evening dressing boy Cubs for their gang show. 5 hours of standing up - anyone want to rub my feet??? 5 nights left....."

Have a gin, you've earned it!

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms juniper passes a brew and a warm fleecy blanky xxx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've just climbed into my bed with a hot wheat bag for my stiff shoulder.

Early start tomorrow so I really should be sleeping not perving

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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ms td xxx it will take ur mind off shoulder

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"evening my darling tell em a neighbour has rung you you need to get home as you have a burst pipe xxx"

Na would mean I owe them hours so sack that don't want to owe these dim wits fuck all. Feet up till morning it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evening Voddy we haven't been introduced I'm knitter lovely to meet you. Evening all.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good Evening Voddy we haven't been introduced I'm knitter lovely to meet you. Evening all."

Evening Ms knitter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"evening ms juniper passes a brew and a warm fleecy blanky xxx"

You are an angel

xxx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Not long got in from an evening dressing boy Cubs for their gang show. 5 hours of standing up - anyone want to rub my feet??? 5 nights left.....

Have a gin, you've earned it!

Mwah!!! I honestly don't think I could manage one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Good evening

Hello stranger!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan x"

Good evening Ms. Boldgirl, how's you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hello stranger!!!"

Good evening Ms. Juniper, how's things in your world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan x

Good evening Ms. Boldgirl, how's you? "

Good thanks. Long time no see

Hope you're well.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan x

Good evening Ms. Boldgirl, how's you?

Good thanks. Long time no see

Hope you're well."

Yes it's been a while, nor bad at moment just having to actually earn my money for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Good evening

Hello stranger!!!

Good evening Ms. Juniper, how's things in your world? "

Stupidly busy with half term!!! How's you? xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good evening

Hello me old mucker how's things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hello stranger!!!

Good evening Ms. Juniper, how's things in your world?

Stupidly busy with half term!!! How's you? xx"

Oh yes half term, off to see my daughter this weekend by the seaside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hello me old mucker how's things"

Alreet youth how's you?

Been busier than I'd like but that's life I guess

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good evening

Hello me old mucker how's things

Alreet youth how's you?

Been busier than I'd like but that's life I guess

I'm working tonight but doing jack it's all on shut down so feet up till the birdies start tweeting

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hello me old mucker how's things

Alreet youth how's you?

Been busier than I'd like but that's life I guess

I'm working tonight but doing jack it's all on shut down so feet up till the birdies start tweeting

I remember when I used to have it easy....good on you old bean take it easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?"

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

Bloody hell is jaydees week after next that's come round quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

Bloody hell is jaydees week after next that's come round quick

Hasn't it just, you coming?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

Bloody hell is jaydees week after next that's come round quick

Hasn't it just, you coming?"

I just mite show my face

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

March 5th on my birthday as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

Bloody hell is jaydees week after next that's come round quick

Hasn't it just, you coming?

I just mite show my face

Well I hope you make it, be good to catch up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

March 5th on my birthday as well

You fancy attending the social Ace?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

Bloody hell is jaydees week after next that's come round quick

Hasn't it just, you coming?

I just mite show my face

Well I hope you make it, be good to catch up.

Yes it will it's been a while. Is solitaire going ?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan ....Bladey & Ace

Evening gents

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

Bloody hell is jaydees week after next that's come round quick

Hasn't it just, you coming?

I just mite show my face

Well I hope you make it, be good to catch up.

Yes it will it's been a while. Is solitaire going ?"

I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Good evening Bill, how's life over the pond?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dan ....Bladey & Ace

Evening gents

Mwah x "

Good evening Ms. SSSassy

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

March 5th on my birthday as well

You fancy attending the social Ace?"

Can't afford both, so Sheffield is going to be my b/day treat

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Evening all, I'm perving before snuggling down for the night.

As always, I'm all alone in my king size bed, so anybody in need of cuddles please hop right in xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening

Hi Dan, break time is it

Eh up Ace, technically I'm skiving under the premise of checking my emails...been off for 4 days so I have quite a few to check

Nice one

Are you going to Sheffield social?

When is it? I'm off for next 2 weekends but visiting my daughter this weekend and Jaydees the one after for the Nocturnal social

March 5th on my birthday as well

You fancy attending the social Ace?

Can't afford both, so Sheffield is going to be my b/day treat

No worries, hopefully there will be others maybe you can make

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening all, I'm perving before snuggling down for the night.

As always, I'm all alone in my king size bed, so anybody in need of cuddles please hop right in xxx"

Hope you haven't got cold feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all, I'm perving before snuggling down for the night.

As always, I'm all alone in my king size bed, so anybody in need of cuddles please hop right in xxx"

Good evening Ms. Tigger

Can I grab a cuddle please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been outside and I've got icicles hanging off my nose! Frrrrreezin out. On a warmer note. I've got thermals on so my ball bag is nice toastie! Anyone wanna warm their hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evening you sexy perverts.

I'm on a not sleeping mode again so doing what I do rather well of an evening and having a good old perve a lurk and a little flirt.

Hope you are all good. xx

Big hugs all round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all,

Currently just laid in bed,

Replying to emails and working late

Nothing like a cheeky browse through FAB to keep the productivity going.

To think I'm in the gym for 8!

Tommy xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good evening Bill, how's life over the pond?"
it'd be perfect if work didn't get in the way

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Evening all! Oh how I have missed thee

tonight I'm giving up the free space in my bed for anyone who wants to be my big spoon!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening all! Oh how I have missed thee

tonight I'm giving up the free space in my bed for anyone who wants to be my big spoon!!

Be rude not to

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Evening all! Oh how I have missed thee

tonight I'm giving up the free space in my bed for anyone who wants to be my big spoon!!

Be rude not to

Jump in then, but its an all night position, no skipping out half way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all! Oh how I have missed thee

tonight I'm giving up the free space in my bed for anyone who wants to be my big spoon!!

Be rude not to

Jump in then, but its an all night position, no skipping out half way

Could always switch sides after half time

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening all! Oh how I have missed thee

tonight I'm giving up the free space in my bed for anyone who wants to be my big spoon!!

Be rude not to

Jump in then, but its an all night position, no skipping out half way

Never skipped out on a thing in my life but I might have icey feet it's bloody freezing tonight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all! Oh how I have missed thee

tonight I'm giving up the free space in my bed for anyone who wants to be my big spoon!!

Pick me,pick me. I want to be spooned to.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Evening all! Oh how I have missed thee

tonight I'm giving up the free space in my bed for anyone who wants to be my big spoon!!

Pick me,pick me. I want to be spooned to.

I'm sure there's room for 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with some tender, affectionate spooning after the mad couple of nights I've just had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like this is turning into quite the gathering....ill bring wine lol

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

I'll bring the brew if you cook the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha....surely this calls for breakfast in bed....this is why hotel meets are the best lol....the joys of room service x

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

I'll bring the brew if you cook the bacon

Deal but it won't be cooked until after my cuppa

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

I'll bring the brew if you cook the bacon

Deal but it won't be cooked until after my cuppa

Sounds fair to me on my way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

I'll bring the brew if you cook the bacon

Deal but it won't be cooked until after my cuppa

If I'm sleeping in the middle would I still be a spoon ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

I'll bring the brew if you cook the bacon

Deal but it won't be cooked until after my cuppa

If I'm sleeping in the middle would I still be a spoon ?

Good question and I think 1 that needs an answer. Let's try it and see

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

You maybe forked ... i mean your a fork your a fork

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jumps in with you lot, I think _aucy tigger has fallen asleep now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

I'll bring the brew if you cook the bacon

Deal but it won't be cooked until after my cuppa

If I'm sleeping in the middle would I still be a spoon ?

Good question and I think 1 that needs an answer. Let's try it and see

Ok, just getting on the blower to my PA and telling her to fire up my private jet....

Bitch wont answer the phone. One just can not get the staff these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You maybe forked ... i mean your a fork your a fork"

Fork Off.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone can join the spoon gathering, just one thing....can someone bring me a cuppa in bed in the morning

I'll bring the brew if you cook the bacon

Deal but it won't be cooked until after my cuppa

If I'm sleeping in the middle would I still be a spoon ?

Good question and I think 1 that needs an answer. Let's try it and see

Ok, just getting on the blower to my PA and telling her to fire up my private jet....

Bitch wont answer the phone. One just can not get the staff these days.

I'm already on my way to you. Oops must not be on fab while driving slaps hand

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

We are all spoons being spooned! Especially me as it's my bed lol jump in Ace x

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am sure Bournemouth has an airport lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are all spoons being spooned! Especially me as it's my bed lol jump in Ace x"

I'm a spoon and I can't wait to get spooning with other sexy spoons.

Spooning is great. Will pick up tea bags and milk en route.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"We are all spoons being spooned! Especially me as it's my bed lol jump in Ace x

I'm a spoon and I can't wait to get spooning with other sexy spoons.

Spooning is great. Will pick up tea bags and milk en route.

I see we are all doing our bit. What a team

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We are all spoons being spooned! Especially me as it's my bed lol jump in Ace x"

Ok, which side? It's dark in here and I can't see who's who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are all spoons being spooned! Especially me as it's my bed lol jump in Ace x

Ok, which side? It's dark in here and I can't see who's who

in the words of Sandy in Greece.

You have to feel your way..

boom. x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"We are all spoons being spooned! Especially me as it's my bed lol jump in Ace x

Ok, which side? It's dark in here and I can't see who's who

in the words of Sandy in Greece.

You have to feel your way..

boom. x"

This is sounding better all the time

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

You're making too much noise

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You're making too much noise

We are playing the spoons

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

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over a year ago

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

I'm getting tea bags and milk so will get sugar at same time. Do we have bread ? xx

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

I'm getting tea bags and milk so will get sugar at same time. Do we have bread ? xx"

Carfull there's not much luggage space on the back of a bike

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying"

Again?

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over a year ago

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

well I'm bowing out got a banging headache. Thanks for the chat guys it's been a larff. see you on the other side of tomorrow you lovely lot. big hugs xxxxx

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

I'm getting tea bags and milk so will get sugar at same time. Do we have bread ? xx"
we have bread and mushrooms and sauce

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying"

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

well I'm bowing out got a banging headache. Thanks for the chat guys it's been a larff. see you on the other side of tomorrow you lovely lot. big hugs xxxxx"

Night night sweet thanks for the laffs xxx

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Again? "

Yes again

Its a recurring death i die in a monthly basis and worse than man flu

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

well I'm bowing out got a banging headache. Thanks for the chat guys it's been a larff. see you on the other side of tomorrow you lovely lot. big hugs xxxxx"

Night chick xx

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Again?

Yes again

Its a recurring death i die in a monthly basis and worse than man flu

Oh you poor thing, sending you big boobie hugs, I'm sure it won't help but the sentiment is there x

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Again?

Yes again

Its a recurring death i die in a monthly basis and worse than man flu

Oh you poor thing, sending you big boobie hugs, I'm sure it won't help but the sentiment is there x"

Thanks

So how have you been?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

I'm getting tea bags and milk so will get sugar at same time. Do we have bread ? xx we have bread and mushrooms and sauce

Ooooh, I think I've got some fish fingers now

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

I'm getting tea bags and milk so will get sugar at same time. Do we have bread ? xx we have bread and mushrooms and sauce

Ooooh, I think I've got some fish fingers now

As delicious as this sounds.....I'm out lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?"

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

Lol they dont use them any more........but theyre watching you

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Again?

Yes again

Its a recurring death i die in a monthly basis and worse than man flu

Oh you poor thing, sending you big boobie hugs, I'm sure it won't help but the sentiment is there x

Thanks

So how have you been?"

I have been very well thanks, I'll see you in a couple of weeks

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

Lol they dont use them any more........but theyre watching you

I no sad isn't it

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Again?

Yes again

Its a recurring death i die in a monthly basis and worse than man flu

Oh you poor thing, sending you big boobie hugs, I'm sure it won't help but the sentiment is there x

Thanks

So how have you been?

I have been very well thanks, I'll see you in a couple of weeks"

Looking forward to it last time was a laugh

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

Lol they dont use them any more........but theyre watching you

I no sad isn't it

Right I'm off to go hide somewhere and have a snooze before I drive home. Laters all xxx

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

Lol they dont use them any more........but theyre watching you

I no sad isn't it

Lol they just pin you down instead.....Depends how you like it!!!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

Lol they dont use them any more........but theyre watching you

I no sad isn't it

Right I'm off to go hide somewhere and have a snooze before I drive home. Laters all xxx"

Take me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

Lol they dont use them any more........but theyre watching you

I no sad isn't it

Right I'm off to go hide somewhere and have a snooze before I drive home. Laters all xxx

Take me "

Is that posh for fancy a fuck

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Remind me how much sympathy did I get when I was dying a few weeks ago

More than necessary if i remember correctly.

Nope it didn't make 4 threads

Did you dream about the zoo animals escaping too?

I was more worried about you getting out your strate jacket

Lol they dont use them any more........but theyre watching you

I no sad isn't it

Right I'm off to go hide somewhere and have a snooze before I drive home. Laters all xxx

Take me

Is that posh for fancy a fuck

You wouldn't wanna today. Just snuggle me up so i sleep

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Shhhh don't wake the smoothies! Can someone bring sugar

She's just old and grumpy take no notice

Said the old man!!!!!

How rude!!!!!

Growing old is mandatory being an old fucker is optional

Lol

I need a hot water bottle and some tlc.....I'm dying

Again?

Yes again

Its a recurring death i die in a monthly basis and worse than man flu

Oh you poor thing, sending you big boobie hugs, I'm sure it won't help but the sentiment is there x

Thanks

So how have you been?

I have been very well thanks, I'll see you in a couple of weeks

Looking forward to it last time was a laugh

It was indeed. Can't wait x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok, who's putting the kettle on? Time for a brew methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating strawberry doughnuts and drinking shite coffee! Smashing at 05:00!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo! I thought I was too late for this thread

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Strawberry doughnuts? I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were lovely!

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By *egzakimbo1Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Morning all,

Never thought this thread would still be going when I finished work!!

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Well I was so nicely spooned by the Spooners that I fell asleep all warm and toasty! Now where's bladey with my cuppa!? X

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