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"I hope mine are usually just jolly " Just peaked ...A nice civilised status | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then." Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol | |||
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"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol." I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol | |||
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"I am curious... .just reading local updates !! Who wants a big load ?? Who wants to sit on my face?? Who wants their ass fucking ?? We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going " Mine is the same. I normally make a note to avoid these types. Creatures! | |||
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"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol. I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol" Amy ggrrr predictive text | |||
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"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol. I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol" Thanks lol and no, not yet, although the night is young so to speak | |||
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"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol. I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol Amy ggrrr predictive text " Yes can see it now lol, kinda fun them predictive text. | |||
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"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol. I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol Amy ggrrr predictive text Yes can see it now lol, kinda fun them predictive text." I think we should just embrace predictive text and go with it lol | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol" The menstruation updates? | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? " Ewww really ?? | |||
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"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol. I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol Amy ggrrr predictive text Yes can see it now lol, kinda fun them predictive text. I think we should just embrace predictive text and go with it lol " Yes I think so to lol, it is kinda fun as well | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ??" yes yes yes! See lots of this! Also see digs between females "if you met dirtybrenda don't message me as she is dirty and I'll just ignore you"-cause there need to be more reasons in the world not to meet a single guy | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ?? yes yes yes! See lots of this! Also see digs between females "if you met dirtybrenda don't message me as she is dirty and I'll just ignore you"-cause there need to be more reasons in the world not to meet a single guy " Oh I am missing out...how funny !! Poor dirty Brenda lol | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ??" Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks. | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ?? Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks. " This is true ..Each to their own !! However not my cup of tea | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ?? Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks. " Christ!!! | |||
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"I laugh at these...it's like the scenario of a man in the pub grabbing a girls bum...like come on really, as if she is going to turn around and fall and your feet seeing you as her night in shining armour....my mini rant " | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? " | |||
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"You should see some "women's" statuses then." Fixed it for you xx | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ?? Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks. " | |||
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"My local updates include offers of bareback and cumming in a guys gf. Make sure you are the first reply though...." Like they say:"what's the worst thing about a bareback gangbang: going last... " | |||
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"Never got why you'd need to announce to the internet you've got your period, for a swinging website I find it TMI" I'd like to say it prevents random meet requests but they just end up asking if you do it up the arse instead. | |||
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"My local updates include offers of bareback and cumming in a guys gf. Make sure you are the first reply though.... Like they say:"what's the worst thing about a bareback gangbang: going last... "" Hahaha.... | |||
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"Never got why you'd need to announce to the internet you've got your period, for a swinging website I find it TMI I'd like to say it prevents random meet requests but they just end up asking if you do it up the arse instead. " There is an old wise saying in there somewhere | |||
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"I am curious... .just reading local updates !! Who wants a big load ?? Who wants to sit on my face?? Who wants their ass fucking ?? We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going " Lol. So true. Bit crass and off putting. | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ?? Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks. " Cheese and rice | |||
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"I am curious... .just reading local updates !! Who wants a big load ?? Who wants to sit on my face?? Who wants their ass fucking ?? We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going " who wants a vanilla slice ? | |||
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"I laugh at these...it's like the scenario of a man in the pub grabbing a girls bum...like come on really, as if she is going to turn around and fall and your feet seeing you as her night in shining armour....my mini rant " True. But when she turns and decks him, now THERE'S a laugh! | |||
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"Usernames can be just as off putting..." Indeed, I joined, looked around and then paid so I could change mine! | |||
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"I am curious... .just reading local updates !! Who wants a big load ?? Who wants to sit on my face?? Who wants their ass fucking ?? We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going " What's up woman, are you frigid? | |||
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"a small selection of what I'm greeted with this morning:- Phone wank any1? Can't sleep very horny Looking to deep throat and swallow now… Meet now Free from 12pm Tuesday. Open to offers and suggestions. Lpool North west runcorn travel accom nsa discreet fun wanted, want sucking off till u blow n go? anyone in cyprus wanna suck cock? (don’t know how this one got in the local updates) Could really do with some this week. Anyone know of any jobs get on me lads Anybody want to meet? Feeling curious, guys, girls? X Who's coming to get high with me n my biatch ? (women) Humiliate my pin dick Any cocks need sucking now? Will swallow" Oh how lovely lol | |||
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"I am curious... .just reading local updates !! Who wants a big load ?? Who wants to sit on my face?? Who wants their ass fucking ?? We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going " Mine does the job. Honesty is the best policy and all....... | |||
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"Usernames can be just as off putting..." blocked a few just by name alone | |||
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"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status. 'Who wants to eat my cum' 'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!!" Yes, I wish you could remove them from the local updates.......but wait - does that happen when you block someone?? Oh joy if it does - could I really get rid of those ghastly pics? | |||
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"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status. 'Who wants to eat my cum' 'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!! Yes, I wish you could remove them from the local updates.......but wait - does that happen when you block someone?? Oh joy if it does - could I really get rid of those ghastly pics? " Yes, it does. It's one of the reasons my block list is enormous. | |||
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"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status. 'Who wants to eat my cum' 'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!!" I'm sorry | |||
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"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status. 'Who wants to eat my cum' 'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!! Yes, I wish you could remove them from the local updates.......but wait - does that happen when you block someone?? Oh joy if it does - could I really get rid of those ghastly pics? Yes, it does. It's one of the reasons my block list is enormous." Oh happy day!!! | |||
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"If theirs any paint drying enthusiasts then they'd love my status's ha" | |||
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"Ewww just saw mine for today .. "Who wants to give me a hot sloppy blow job ??"" Hmm yes please ..oh wait hang on I have to put hot needles in my eyes first as far more appealing " awwww hey don't put hot needles in your eyes you will go blind just masturbate instead same result xx | |||
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"Maybe it's time for a fab experiment. Guy puts up a status 'need my cock draining now'. Girl puts up a status 'need a cock to drain now'. See what happens to their respective inboxes as to whether or not such a status works. I'm not volunteering by the way; I am currently not looking for so don't appear in local updates. " Very good idea ...but perhaps not volunteering lol | |||
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"Ewww just saw mine for today .. "Who wants to give me a hot sloppy blow job ??"" Hmm yes please ..oh wait hang on I have to put hot needles in my eyes first as far more appealing awwww hey don't put hot needles in your eyes you will go blind just masturbate instead same result xx " Haha phew thanks for the advice .luckily just before I was about to heat my needles | |||
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"Maybe it's time for a fab experiment. Guy puts up a status 'need my cock draining now'. Girl puts up a status 'need a cock to drain now'. See what happens to their respective inboxes as to whether or not such a status works. I'm not volunteering by the way; I am currently not looking for so don't appear in local updates. " If I tried I'd probably get mailed a link to some medical apparatus supplier | |||
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"There aren't many really bad ones on mine. Some make me cringe sometimes. I did see "8.5inches of cock now", which made me wonder how much of it there was before and what had brought about the change. I hope it didn't used to be 10 inches and he's just had a bacon slicer accident " Hahahahaha ! Liked it | |||
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"If theirs any paint drying enthusiasts then they'd love my status's ha " Aswell as spellcheck/grammar police lol * there's | |||
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"I don't read local updates as I'm not interested if BillyBigBalls wants to shoot his load over someone's face (soz Billy) Friends & hot list updates, way more interesting for a variety of different reasons " Yep agree - p.s liking the vday poem the other day x | |||
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"I don't read local updates as I'm not interested if BillyBigBalls wants to shoot his load over someone's face (soz Billy) Friends & hot list updates, way more interesting for a variety of different reasons Yep agree - p.s liking the vday poem the other day x" | |||
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"You should see some women's statuses then. Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol The menstruation updates? Ewww really ?? yes yes yes! See lots of this! Also see digs between females "if you met dirtybrenda don't message me as she is dirty and I'll just ignore you"-cause there need to be more reasons in the world not to meet a single guy Oh I am missing out...how funny !! Poor dirty Brenda lol " ha ha. I'm not Brenda | |||
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"I hope mine are usually just jolly " I like seeing yours | |||
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"I've got such gems as: "my cock needs a good wanking" "mutual wanking and sucking for starters." The obligatory: "Horny as fuck" "Who wants to meet now" And the despairing: "this is shit xxxxxxxx" "Does anyone read these updates?" The thing that surprised me was these were not coming from horny twenty somethings, but men of 40, 50, 60 who should know better!! I had a message with the title 'wanna fuck u' from someone in their 50's and I just thought 'Oh grow up!!' " If you want me to stop sending them you only had to say so..... | |||
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