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Status ..Does it really work fellas? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am curious... .just reading local updates !!

Who wants a big load ??

Who wants to sit on my face??

Who wants their ass fucking ??

We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope mine are usually just jolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should see some women's statuses then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope mine are usually just jolly "

Just peaked ...A nice civilised status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should see some women's statuses then."

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol."

I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am curious... .just reading local updates !!

Who wants a big load ??

Who wants to sit on my face??

Who wants their ass fucking ??

We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going "

Mine is the same. I normally make a note to avoid these types. Creatures!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol.

I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol"

Amy ggrrr predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol.

I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol"

Thanks lol and no, not yet, although the night is young so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read local updates as I'm not interested if BillyBigBalls wants to shoot his load over someone's face (soz Billy)

Friends & hot list updates, way more interesting for a variety of different reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol.

I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol

Amy ggrrr predictive text "

Yes can see it now lol, kinda fun them predictive text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to put a status up. If I do, I try to make it a light, humorous one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol.

I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol

Amy ggrrr predictive text Yes can see it now lol, kinda fun them predictive text."

I think we should just embrace predictive text and go with it lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol"

The menstruation updates?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

"

Ewww really ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see mine, no I just do it for the comic value of it lol.

I laughed ..did you get amy offers ?? Lol

Amy ggrrr predictive text Yes can see it now lol, kinda fun them predictive text.

I think we should just embrace predictive text and go with it lol "

Yes I think so to lol, it is kinda fun as well

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status.

'Who wants to eat my cum'

'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!!

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By *3gam4nMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ??"

yes yes yes! See lots of this! Also see digs between females "if you met dirtybrenda don't message me as she is dirty and I'll just ignore you"-cause there need to be more reasons in the world not to meet a single guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ?? yes yes yes! See lots of this! Also see digs between females "if you met dirtybrenda don't message me as she is dirty and I'll just ignore you"-cause there need to be more reasons in the world not to meet a single guy "

Oh I am missing out...how funny !! Poor dirty Brenda lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ??"

Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ??

Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks.

"

This is true ..Each to their own !! However not my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at these...it's like the scenario of a man in the pub grabbing a girls bum...like come on really, as if she is going to turn around and fall and your feet seeing you as her night in shining armour....my mini rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ??

Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks.

"

Christ!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I laugh at these...it's like the scenario of a man in the pub grabbing a girls bum...like come on really, as if she is going to turn around and fall and your feet seeing you as her night in shining armour....my mini rant "

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By *3gam4nMan
over a year ago

wrexham

It appears that the area I live in generally is VERY boring... not much going on in status updates... i think there are about 5 or 6 very regular posters. Some use it like Facebook: "meh just put the stew on and now do the ironing" to the ones publishing the "amazing, you know who you are" thing but generally tame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never got why you'd need to announce to the internet you've got your period, for a swinging website I find it TMI


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates include offers of bareback and cumming in a guys gf. Make sure you are the first reply though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh how amazing! Just done my hair and make up. Come give me "your load" all over it! What a gift! Wyyyyse up! Lol.))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see some "women's" statuses then."

Fixed it for you xx

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ??

Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks.

"

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By *3gam4nMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"My local updates include offers of bareback and cumming in a guys gf. Make sure you are the first reply though...."

Like they say:"what's the worst thing about a bareback gangbang: going last... "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Never got why you'd need to announce to the internet you've got your period, for a swinging website I find it TMI"

I'd like to say it prevents random meet requests but they just end up asking if you do it up the arse instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local updates include offers of bareback and cumming in a guys gf. Make sure you are the first reply though....

Like they say:"what's the worst thing about a bareback gangbang: going last... ""

Hahaha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never got why you'd need to announce to the internet you've got your period, for a swinging website I find it TMI

I'd like to say it prevents random meet requests but they just end up asking if you do it up the arse instead. "

There is an old wise saying in there somewhere

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast


"I am curious... .just reading local updates !!

Who wants a big load ??

Who wants to sit on my face??

Who wants their ass fucking ??

We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going "

Lol. So true. Bit crass and off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the occasional message about mine. But normally from people i already know

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ??

Yep! I saw one offering a bloody bareback meet for that day. Everyone has their kinks.

"

Cheese and rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am curious... .just reading local updates !!

Who wants a big load ??

Who wants to sit on my face??

Who wants their ass fucking ??

We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going "

who wants a vanilla slice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usernames can be just as off putting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates shows status updates of

"Who wants a blowie cum and go"

"Looking for bareback fucking"

"Need a pussy to bury my head in and lick"

That's just a few of the Women and Couples lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a small selection of what I'm greeted with this morning:-

Phone wank any1? Can't sleep very horny

Looking to deep throat and swallow now…

Meet now

Free from 12pm Tuesday. Open to offers and suggestions. Lpool North west runcorn travel accom

nsa discreet fun wanted, want sucking off till u blow n go?

anyone in cyprus wanna suck cock? (don’t know how this one got in the local updates)

Could really do with some this week.

Anyone know of any jobs

get on me lads

Anybody want to meet? Feeling curious, guys, girls? X

Who's coming to get high with me n my biatch ? (women)

Humiliate my pin dick

Any cocks need sucking now? Will swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last nights experiment did seem to work

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

There aren't many really bad ones on mine. Some make me cringe sometimes.

I did see "8.5inches of cock now", which made me wonder how much of it there was before and what had brought about the change.

I hope it didn't used to be 10 inches and he's just had a bacon slicer accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usernames can be just as off putting..."

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My status normally is normal kind of things unless I am going to a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh at these...it's like the scenario of a man in the pub grabbing a girls bum...like come on really, as if she is going to turn around and fall and your feet seeing you as her night in shining armour....my mini rant "

True. But when she turns and decks him, now THERE'S a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usernames can be just as off putting..."

Indeed, I joined, looked around and then paid so I could change mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am curious... .just reading local updates !!

Who wants a big load ??

Who wants to sit on my face??

Who wants their ass fucking ??

We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going "

What's up woman, are you frigid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a small selection of what I'm greeted with this morning:-

Phone wank any1? Can't sleep very horny

Looking to deep throat and swallow now…

Meet now

Free from 12pm Tuesday. Open to offers and suggestions. Lpool North west runcorn travel accom

nsa discreet fun wanted, want sucking off till u blow n go?

anyone in cyprus wanna suck cock? (don’t know how this one got in the local updates)

Could really do with some this week.

Anyone know of any jobs

get on me lads

Anybody want to meet? Feeling curious, guys, girls? X

Who's coming to get high with me n my biatch ? (women)

Humiliate my pin dick

Any cocks need sucking now? Will swallow"

Oh how lovely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am curious... .just reading local updates !!

Who wants a big load ??

Who wants to sit on my face??

Who wants their ass fucking ??

We get the idea ...so does it work ??? Because personally it doesn't get me going "

Mine does the job.

Honesty is the best policy and all.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usernames can be just as off putting..."
blocked a few just by name alone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There was a guy one day and he had on his status "can I shoot my load over you" so I messaged him and said yes when and he damn near shit himself

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I often see statuses that make me

I post a joke I find humorous... If it makes others chuckle it's served it's purpose. if it puts others off its likely I'll never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least a crude status gives you a clue as to their level of respect for women makes it easy to exclude the morons

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status.

'Who wants to eat my cum'

'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!!"

Yes, I wish you could remove them from the local updates.......but wait - does that happen when you block someone??

Oh joy if it does - could I really get rid of those ghastly pics?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status.

'Who wants to eat my cum'

'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!!

Yes, I wish you could remove them from the local updates.......but wait - does that happen when you block someone??

Oh joy if it does - could I really get rid of those ghastly pics? "

Yes, it does.

It's one of the reasons my block list is enormous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status.

'Who wants to eat my cum'

'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!!"

I'm sorry

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've got such gems as:

"my cock needs a good wanking"

"mutual wanking and sucking for starters."

The obligatory:

"Horny as fuck"

"Who wants to meet now"

And the despairing:

"this is shit xxxxxxxx"

"Does anyone read these updates?"

The thing that surprised me was these were not coming from horny twenty somethings, but men of 40, 50, 60 who should know better!! I had a message with the title 'wanna fuck u' from someone in their 50's and I just thought 'Oh grow up!!'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've blocked quite a few from my local updates for many reasons usually their status.

'Who wants to eat my cum'

'Looking for a dirty slut' etc or the minging pics they posted!!

Yes, I wish you could remove them from the local updates.......but wait - does that happen when you block someone??

Oh joy if it does - could I really get rid of those ghastly pics?

Yes, it does.

It's one of the reasons my block list is enormous."

Oh happy day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My status updates have got me replies but I don't put overtly sexual ones up

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ours are usually pretty ordinary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice to see for some it works..well err one it has worked !!!

Maybe we should start a thread ..The update of the day !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If theirs any paint drying enthusiasts then they'd love my status's ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ewww just saw mine for today ..

"Who wants to give me a hot sloppy blow job ??"" Hmm yes please ..oh wait hang on I have to put hot needles in my eyes first as far more appealing

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Maybe it's time for a fab experiment. Guy puts up a status 'need my cock draining now'. Girl puts up a status 'need a cock to drain now'. See what happens to their respective inboxes as to whether or not such a status works. I'm not volunteering by the way; I am currently not looking for so don't appear in local updates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If theirs any paint drying enthusiasts then they'd love my status's ha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ewww just saw mine for today ..

"Who wants to give me a hot sloppy blow job ??"" Hmm yes please ..oh wait hang on I have to put hot needles in my eyes first as far more appealing "

awwww hey don't put hot needles in your eyes you will go blind just masturbate instead same result xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe it's time for a fab experiment. Guy puts up a status 'need my cock draining now'. Girl puts up a status 'need a cock to drain now'. See what happens to their respective inboxes as to whether or not such a status works. I'm not volunteering by the way; I am currently not looking for so don't appear in local updates. "

Very good idea ...but perhaps not volunteering lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ewww just saw mine for today ..

"Who wants to give me a hot sloppy blow job ??"" Hmm yes please ..oh wait hang on I have to put hot needles in my eyes first as far more appealing awwww hey don't put hot needles in your eyes you will go blind just masturbate instead same result xx "

Haha phew thanks for the advice .luckily just before I was about to heat my needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see some women's statuses then."

So so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe it's time for a fab experiment. Guy puts up a status 'need my cock draining now'. Girl puts up a status 'need a cock to drain now'. See what happens to their respective inboxes as to whether or not such a status works. I'm not volunteering by the way; I am currently not looking for so don't appear in local updates. "

If I tried I'd probably get mailed a link to some medical apparatus supplier

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I get quite a lot of messages off of the back of mine. Including one from a chap who took issue with a joke about Oscar Pistorious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There aren't many really bad ones on mine. Some make me cringe sometimes.

I did see "8.5inches of cock now", which made me wonder how much of it there was before and what had brought about the change.

I hope it didn't used to be 10 inches and he's just had a bacon slicer accident "

Hahahahaha ! Liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If theirs any paint drying enthusiasts then they'd love my status's ha

"

Aswell as spellcheck/grammar police lol

* there's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't read local updates as I'm not interested if BillyBigBalls wants to shoot his load over someone's face (soz Billy)

Friends & hot list updates, way more interesting for a variety of different reasons "

Yep agree - p.s liking the vday poem the other day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't read local updates as I'm not interested if BillyBigBalls wants to shoot his load over someone's face (soz Billy)

Friends & hot list updates, way more interesting for a variety of different reasons

Yep agree - p.s liking the vday poem the other day x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've picked up two good friends from status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saw a status asking "if anyone wanted to make a baby" After my initial WTF?? I read on to see it's okay as his girlfriend has given him permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see some women's statuses then.

Surely us ladies have slightly more class lol

The menstruation updates?

Ewww really ?? yes yes yes! See lots of this! Also see digs between females "if you met dirtybrenda don't message me as she is dirty and I'll just ignore you"-cause there need to be more reasons in the world not to meet a single guy

Oh I am missing out...how funny !! Poor dirty Brenda lol "

ha ha. I'm not Brenda

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't usually use the status thingy but I did today. It's a bit redundant now I suppose.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I hope mine are usually just jolly "

I like seeing yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got such gems as:

"my cock needs a good wanking"

"mutual wanking and sucking for starters."

The obligatory:

"Horny as fuck"

"Who wants to meet now"

And the despairing:

"this is shit xxxxxxxx"

"Does anyone read these updates?"

The thing that surprised me was these were not coming from horny twenty somethings, but men of 40, 50, 60 who should know better!! I had a message with the title 'wanna fuck u' from someone in their 50's and I just thought 'Oh grow up!!'

"

If you want me to stop sending them you only had to say so.....

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