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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post three statements about yourself, two of them true, one of them false.

The next person reply and quote which you think is the lie, and you simply reply and quote if the person git it right it not

Here goes:

When I left school I did my YTS as a footballer with a local club, but was told I would never be good enough to.play any where other than Sunday league.

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

My dad was in a famous band before they made it big in the 70s, and the famous lead singer was my god father.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

I commute by boat to work in the office

I killed a bear with a handgun

I have no pants on today and a short skirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post three statements about yourself, two of them true, one of them false.

The next person reply and quote which you think is the lie, and you simply reply and quote if the person git it right it not

Here goes:

When I left school I did my YTS as a footballer with a local club, but was told I would never be good enough to.play any where other than Sunday league.

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

My dad was in a famous band before they made it big in the 70s, and the famous lead singer was my god father.

Good luck"

I'm guessing

B and C are True...

and

A is the porky pie ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

I commute by boat to work in the office

I killed a bear with a handgun

I have no pants on today and a short skirt "

Wrong, I cried for most of the time I was in there lol

I don't think you killed a bear with a hand gun, unless it was a baby bear, and that would be to awful to think about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post three statements about yourself, two of them true, one of them false.

The next person reply and quote which you think is the lie, and you simply reply and quote if the person git it right it not

Here goes:

When I left school I did my YTS as a footballer with a local club, but was told I would never be good enough to.play any where other than Sunday league.

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

My dad was in a famous band before they made it big in the 70s, and the famous lead singer was my god father.

Good luck"

First and third are true. Second is a whopper.

Mine;

I've been stabbed 3 times and shot once.

I've been in 2 historical documentaries about Japan.

I've raced at Le man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post three statements about yourself, two of them true, one of them false.

The next person reply and quote which you think is the lie, and you simply reply and quote if the person git it right it not

Here goes:

When I left school I did my YTS as a footballer with a local club, but was told I would never be good enough to.play any where other than Sunday league.

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

My dad was in a famous band before they made it big in the 70s, and the famous lead singer was my god father.

Good luck

I'm guessing

B and C are True...

and

A is the porky pie ?

Wrong, they even questioned how I got into the program in the first place, but I recon I could have got a game at sunderland lol

Where are your statemens, soxy? LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

I commute by boat to work in the office

I killed a bear with a handgun

I have no pants on today and a short skirt

Wrong, I cried for most of the time I was in there lol

I don't think you killed a bear with a hand gun, unless it was a baby bear, and that would be to awful to think about "

Correct, camping in Russia a bear came along, we had guns, we ran like the wind and left bear to eat our food and tent - but if it was the bear or me, bear would have got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post three statements about yourself, two of them true, one of them false.

The next person reply and quote which you think is the lie, and you simply reply and quote if the person git it right it not

Here goes:

When I left school I did my YTS as a footballer with a local club, but was told I would never be good enough to.play any where other than Sunday league.

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

My dad was in a famous band before they made it big in the 70s, and the famous lead singer was my god father.

Good luck

First and third are true. Second is a whopper.

Mine;

I've been stabbed 3 times and shot once.

I've been in 2 historical documentaries about Japan.

I've raced at Le man."

Wrong, and I think 2 is a lie

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've been stabbed 3 times and shot once.

I've been in 2 historical documentaries about Japan.

I've raced at Le man."

I think 1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. I performed in front of the Chinese premier inn a nationally broadcast show when China reclaimed Hongkong in 1997.

2. I'm a 3x published poet.

3. I was born with deformed tear ducts, so couldn't cry, and had to have an operation to rectify it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been stabbed 3 times and shot once.

I've been in 2 historical documentaries about Japan.

I've raced at Le man.

I think 1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. I performed in front of the Chinese premier inn a nationally broadcast show when China reclaimed Hongkong in 1997.

2. I'm a 3x published poet.

3. I was born with deformed tear ducts, so couldn't cry, and had to have an operation to rectify it."

I think 1 is a lie, they don't have a premier inn, in China lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post three statements about yourself, two of them true, one of them false.

The next person reply and quote which you think is the lie, and you simply reply and quote if the person git it right it not

Here goes:

When I left school I did my YTS as a footballer with a local club, but was told I would never be good enough to.play any where other than Sunday league.

I was arrested for a murder that I didn't commit, and only let go when they caught the guy who did it, 24 hours later, I was a dead ringer for the actual murderer.

My dad was in a famous band before they made it big in the 70s, and the famous lead singer was my god father.

Good luck

First and third are true. Second is a whopper.

Mine;

I've been stabbed 3 times and shot once.

I've been in 2 historical documentaries about Japan.

I've raced at Le man.

Wrong, and I think 2 is a lie

2 is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been stabbed 3 times and shot once.

I've been in 2 historical documentaries about Japan.

I've raced at Le man.

I think 1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. I performed in front of the Chinese premier inn a nationally broadcast show when China reclaimed Hongkong in 1997.

2. I'm a 3x published poet.

3. I was born with deformed tear ducts, so couldn't cry, and had to have an operation to rectify it."

Incorrect. 1 is true.

Your number 2 is a porky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do ours for B.

1. He has a tattoo of a pin up girl.

2. He used to drive a rally car.

3. Eric Clapton asked to play guitar in a pub he ran and he asked if he was any good.

Sarah

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mine:

1. I performed in front of the Chinese premier inn a nationally broadcast show when China reclaimed Hongkong in 1997.

2. I'm a 3x published poet.

3. I was born with deformed tear ducts, so couldn't cry, and had to have an operation to rectify it.

I think 1 is a lie, they don't have a premier inn, in China lol"

Lol. That should've been "... the Chinese Premier, in China".

GD predictive texting.

And nope, that one was true. I met some famous Chinese apparently, but didn't know who they were at the time, cos I was a snotty teen. Lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I think 1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. I performed in front of the Chinese premier inn a nationally broadcast show when China reclaimed Hongkong in 1997.

2. I'm a 3x published poet.

3. I was born with deformed tear ducts, so couldn't cry, and had to have an operation to rectify it.

Incorrect. 1 is true.

Your number 2 is a porky."

Dammit!

Nope, no 2 is also true.

I definitely cried as a baby. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I'm a professionally trained actor and once turned down a major role in a tv show because the programme was shit

2. As a schoolboy I played rugby to a very high standard and at the age of 11 I was involved in the England set up.

3. I cant drive and have failed my driving test 5 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. I'm a professionally trained actor and once turned down a major role in a tv show because the programme was shit

2. As a schoolboy I played rugby to a very high standard and at the age of 11 I was involved in the England set up.

3. I cant drive and have failed my driving test 5 times"

1 is a lie I would say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll do ours for B.

1. He has a tattoo of a pin up girl.

2. He used to drive a rally car.

3. Eric Clapton asked to play guitar in a pub he ran and he asked if he was any good.

Sarah

1 is a lie, but I don't know why I think that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm a professionally trained actor and once turned down a major role in a tv show because the programme was shit

2. As a schoolboy I played rugby to a very high standard and at the age of 11 I was involved in the England set up.

3. I cant drive and have failed my driving test 5 times

1 is a lie I would say"

Nope

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"1. I'm a professionally trained actor and once turned down a major role in a tv show because the programme was shit

2. As a schoolboy I played rugby to a very high standard and at the age of 11 I was involved in the England set up.

3. I cant drive and have failed my driving test 5 times

1 is a lie I would say

Nope"

3 is a lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saved a 6 year old boys life on holiday in Florida

I met lemmy from motorhead and he told me to fuckoff wearing Y fronts

I appeared on the TV quiz the chase 3 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saved a 6 year old boys life on holiday in Florida

I met lemmy from motorhead and he told me to fuckoff wearing Y fronts

I appeared on the TV quiz the chase 3 years ago

The chase one is the lie I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saved a 6 year old boys life on holiday in Florida

I met lemmy from motorhead and he told me to fuckoff wearing Y fronts

I appeared on the TV quiz the chase 3 years ago

The chase one is the lie I reckon"
spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm a professionally trained actor and once turned down a major role in a tv show because the programme was shit

2. As a schoolboy I played rugby to a very high standard and at the age of 11 I was involved in the England set up.

3. I cant drive and have failed my driving test 5 times

1 is a lie I would say

Nope

3 is a lie? "

No! Its the rugby one, sadly I was never that good, just played to county level.

I turned down "where the heart is" because it was god awful tripe

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"1. I'm a professionally trained actor and once turned down a major role in a tv show because the programme was shit

2. As a schoolboy I played rugby to a very high standard and at the age of 11 I was involved in the England set up.

3. I cant drive and have failed my driving test 5 times

1 is a lie I would say

Nope

3 is a lie?

No! Its the rugby one, sadly I was never that good, just played to county level.

I turned down "where the heart is" because it was god awful tripe"

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. On a very well known racing game I had a top 50 times in the uk, and top 500 in the world.

2. I have had sex with someone that has appeared with 'Shagnasty'

3. I have owned 8 cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I used to be a competitive boxer.

2) I used to play football for an all male team

3) I have an unreasonable fear of tomato ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. On a very well known racing game I had a top 50 times in the uk, and top 500 in the world.

2. I have had sex with someone that has appeared with 'Shagnasty'

3. I have owned 8 cars"

I think 3 is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. On a very well known racing game I had a top 50 times in the uk, and top 500 in the world.

2. I have had sex with someone that has appeared with 'Shagnasty'

3. I have owned 8 cars

I think 3 is a lie "

Correct, have owned 14 cars since passing my test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I used to be a competitive boxer.

2) I used to play football for an all male team

3) I have an unreasonable fear of tomato ketchup "

Number 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I used to be a competitive boxer.

2) I used to play football for an all male team

3) I have an unreasonable fear of tomato ketchup "

Number 3 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a singer in a busy covers band

I'm a biker with a 650cc

I've got a tattoo on my foot of a panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes number 3 is a lie

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I am not posting on this thread.

I am a two faced shit.

Women hate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a singer in a busy covers band

I'm a biker with a 650cc

I've got a tattoo on my foot of a panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not posting on this thread.

I am a two faced shit.

Women hate me."

1 is a lie!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Scorpio

I still suck my thumb

I've never been skydiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a singer in a busy covers band

I'm a biker with a 650cc

I've got a tattoo on my foot of a panda

3?"

Correctomundo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a parrot

I have bearded dragons

I have a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Scorpio

I still suck my thumb

I've never been skydiving

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I am not posting on this thread.

I am a two faced shit.

Women hate me.

1 is a lie!!!!!!"

Nah as I am tied to the bed it is my latex clad au pair who is posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 is the lie.

Mine is:-

1. I was a semi professional dancer but joined the army before becoming professional

2. I can't swim

3. I have eaten in 3 of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"2 is the lie.

Mine is:-

1. I was a semi professional dancer but joined the army before becoming professional

2. I can't swim

3. I have eaten in 3 of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants. "

2 & 3 looks like a lie, why put a number in the restaurants which leaves me to conclude 1 is a lie.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

I have got 11 siblings, some are step sisters and brothers

Ranked top 10 in the world in an online game a few years ago.

I have had sex with a celebrity, which she happens to be famous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 is the lie.

Mine is:-

1. I was a semi professional dancer but joined the army before becoming professional

2. I can't swim

3. I have eaten in 3 of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants. "

I will say 2...

1. I can touch my nose with my tounge.

2. I'm Canadian Born.

3. I can deepthroat a banana.

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