FabSwingers.com forum: Officer of the law

By *aysmit OP Man
over a year ago

walsall

Abit of a strange one this I was chatting to a single lady no names for 2 weeks when I mentioned I worked for the police as she enquired what I did for a job I was blocked

Myself I don't see the problem what each individual does for a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she was old bill as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she was a mastermind criminal, got spooked thinking you were an undercover agent posing as a swinger?

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Your opinion doesn't matter though really, does it? If she has a problem with what you do for a living, that's that, and what can you do about it? Better to find out that's it's an issue on a message than on a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fair cop, guv'nor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work for the Police? I'd keep professional between two consenting parties private and not on the forums.

Maybe they hate the police or think you may find out who they are. There's loads of reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see the problem, just to clarify, in an earlier thread I said I was an international jewel thief, that was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abit of a strange one this I was chatting to a single lady no names for 2 weeks when I mentioned I worked for the police as she enquired what I did for a job I was blocked

Myself I don't see the problem what each individual does for a job "

It shouldn't matter to a decent law abiding lady that you are a police officer OP..if she was a naughty bank robber et al, maybe it was best tho..lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Britains most wanted probably... ive met a police officer and one time i was at my local shop and saw him arresting a guy, gave me a cheeky wink was quite hot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably thought you were going to fit her up then blackmail her, or kidnap her cat

Note to self

Stop watching Luther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abit of a strange one this I was chatting to a single lady no names for 2 weeks when I mentioned I worked for the police as she enquired what I did for a job I was blocked

Myself I don't see the problem what each individual does for a job

It shouldn't matter to a decent law abiding lady that you are a police officer OP..if she was a naughty bank robber et al, maybe it was best tho..lol..

Unless she has been involved with a police officer before, I dated a police constable once, I really liked her but I was a nervous wreck, couldn't sleep when I knew she was on nights till I had spoken to her when she finished her shift, it brings its own challenges to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might line the odd doobie or two so there would be a conflict of interest with you! As a copper you would be bound to report or do something about it

Police officers and acociates are never off duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you tell her you lived on letsbe avenue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

This made me laugh out loud on a crowded coach!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

OP I would remove your face pic from your public pics. You could get pulled up on a disciplinary for bringing the force into disrepute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abit of a strange one this I was chatting to a single lady no names for 2 weeks when I mentioned I worked for the police as she enquired what I did for a job I was blocked

Myself I don't see the problem what each individual does for a job "

I wouldn't have told anyone off here until you knew them very well. You never know when people decide to fuck things up for you, for no reason other than they're not 'all there'.

She was probably a drug dealer and was growing wacky backy at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't see the problem, just to clarify, in an earlier thread I said I was an international jewel thief, that was a joke

Got any emeralds going spare!! Prettty please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abit of a strange one this I was chatting to a single lady no names for 2 weeks when I mentioned I worked for the police as she enquired what I did for a job I was blocked

Myself I don't see the problem what each individual does for a job "

Surely you know that some people have quite strong anti police views?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she was old bill as well?"

I wouldn't knowingly meet a police officer simply because they are a partner organisation I work closely with. There are similar drills that I would also avoid fir that reason

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You could of just said you where a civil servant.

Plus you've got really clear pictures on your profile is that a good idea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I would remove your face pic from your public pics. You could get pulled up on a disciplinary for bringing the force into disrepute. "

Yeah I did wonder!

There's a few of them on here with public face pics - they're clearly thinking with their helmet and not their head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She maybe thought you was bent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

This made me laugh out loud on a crowded coach!

And now they're all trying to see your phone to see what's so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

This made me laugh out loud on a crowded coach!

And now they're all trying to see your phone to see what's so funny

I use public transport once a week and I always get funny looks, while browsing Fab. A girl and her boyfriend have clocked me today. The other week, a guy ran after me to ask what site I had been browsing as it 'looked fantastic'!!

I'm at the age where I can't be arsed what anyone thinks. They shouldn't be looking anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't see the problem, just to clarify, in an earlier thread I said I was an international jewel thief, that was a joke

Bugger, I had a job for you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maibe she had to delete her internet history lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We never ask what anyone does for a living. But if you offered up the information that you were plod , or indeed armed armed forces , we would probably decline to meet you.

This may seem shallow but to be honest we don't care.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

I thought that the Police broke up over 30 years ago.....and Sting went solol ooooh errrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that the Police broke up over 30 years ago.....and Sting went solol ooooh errrrrr"

There's always one...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a couple of coppers off here...

they didn't turn up in uniform or bring their handcuffs so all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time offer your hose not your truncheon.

Not every woman loves a man in uniform but some can't resist a fireman

Some people lie about a lot more than their occupations so it shouldn't be overly important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your deug bite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say work for the Police in what capacity? Only going on your previous posts.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say work for the Police in what capacity? Only going on your previous posts......."
exactly

may be a handyman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say work for the Police in what capacity? Only going on your previous posts....... exactly

may be a handyman! "

Helmet polisher

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

I love policemen something about the uniform lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love policemen something about the uniform lol"

Same here. A pair of handcuffs with a crisp white shirt and black crotch-hugging combats is so horny!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I love policemen something about the uniform lol

Same here. A pair of handcuffs with a crisp white shirt and black crotch-hugging combats is so horny! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op watches...watches..scans the room for best advice...watches...scans..never breaks cover..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

This made me laugh out loud on a crowded coach!

And now they're all trying to see your phone to see what's so funny

I'm at the age where I can't be arsed what anyone thinks. They shouldn't be looking anyway! "

I'm kinda like that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt very much if the OP is a bobby, maybe a civilian working for the police which would make sense of "I work for the police". A police officer wouldn't say that or write several sentences without a single piece of punctuation. Not to mention having face pics on show, asking for trouble that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't see the problem, just to clarify, in an earlier thread I said I was an international jewel thief, that was a joke

Bugger, I had a job for you....

Ok but I'm not going to jail for no one, do you know what they do to guys like me in there? Nothing, and I can't handle the rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't see the problem, just to clarify, in an earlier thread I said I was an international jewel thief, that was a joke

Bugger, I had a job for you....

Ok but I'm not going to jail for no one, do you know what they do to guys like me in there? Nothing, and I can't handle the rejection

You're on Fab, you should be used to rejection.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

My thoughts exactly!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

No sign of the OP. Perhaps he's gone undercover?! Oh wait, face pics still publicly displayed.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

People get other offers or come to realisations that they're not matched with someone all the time. You can't assume that it's because of this, that or the other. No interest, blocked - you move on. It's pointless wasting time thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I love a naughty copper... I have 3 I have xxxxx from here.

Maybe she doesn't like handcuffs LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abit of a strange one this I was chatting to a single lady no names for 2 weeks when I mentioned I worked for the police as she enquired what I did for a job I was blocked

Myself I don't see the problem what each individual does for a job "
maybe she thought you were an arresting sight ,maybe she loves dogging on a warm night warm night ,maybe she likes to do lude acts in public places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt very much if the OP is a bobby, maybe a civilian working for the police which would make sense of "I work for the police". A police officer wouldn't say that or write several sentences without a single piece of punctuation. Not to mention having face pics on show, asking for trouble that is. "
lol blimey just because someone is a policeman it don't mean that some of them are not stupid,some are very nice and some are idiots as in any profession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chances are he pretending to be a police officer... A special maybe. He says he 'works' for the police, not that he is actually an officer. Having said that he's appears overweight..... So maybe he is??

Umm, bit rude?

OP it could be as simple as she may also work for the police. If I found someone on here who suggested they worked for the same employer as me I'd block them as it would be too close for comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt very much if the OP is a bobby, maybe a civilian working for the police which would make sense of "I work for the police". A police officer wouldn't say that or write several sentences without a single piece of punctuation. Not to mention having face pics on show, asking for trouble that is. lol blimey just because someone is a policeman it don't mean that some of them are not stupid,some are very nice and some are idiots as in any profession

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt very much if the OP is a bobby, maybe a civilian working for the police which would make sense of "I work for the police". A police officer wouldn't say that or write several sentences without a single piece of punctuation. Not to mention having face pics on show, asking for trouble that is. lol blimey just because someone is a policeman it don't mean that some of them are not stupid,some are very nice and some are idiots as in any profession

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby."

Good job he never said he was one then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt very much if the OP is a bobby, maybe a civilian working for the police which would make sense of "I work for the police". A police officer wouldn't say that or write several sentences without a single piece of punctuation. Not to mention having face pics on show, asking for trouble that is. lol blimey just because someone is a policeman it don't mean that some of them are not stupid,some are very nice and some are idiots as in any profession

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby."
then you would lose your house as ive met 2 policemen both said they were bobbies on profile one had face pic and both are deff policemen

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby.

Good job he never said he was one then. "

But the thread title is 'Officer of the law' ? That doesn't normally mean someone who pushes the tea trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby.

Good job he never said he was one then.

But the thread title is 'Officer of the law' ? That doesn't normally mean someone who pushes the tea trolley"
it don't matter if he is a bobby he is still human............well sort of

(only kidding i love their truncheons)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby.

Good job he never said he was one then.

But the thread title is 'Officer of the law' ? That doesn't normally mean someone who pushes the tea trolley"

Very true, I missed that bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares? I guess his point was about others having issues with an occupation as opposed to his specific occupation?

By some of the responses, it shows that people make decisions on others for a huge variety of reasons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby.

Good job he never said he was one then.

But the thread title is 'Officer of the law' ? That doesn't normally mean someone who pushes the tea trolley"
maybe he's a fab moderator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt very much if the OP is a bobby, maybe a civilian working for the police which would make sense of "I work for the police". A police officer wouldn't say that or write several sentences without a single piece of punctuation. Not to mention having face pics on show, asking for trouble that is. lol blimey just because someone is a policeman it don't mean that some of them are not stupid,some are very nice and some are idiots as in any profession

Nah, a bobby wouldn't say he worked for the police and they can string a decent sentence together. I'd bet my house he's not a bobby. then you would lose your house as ive met 2 policemen both said they were bobbies on profile one had face pic and both are deff policemen

No no you're missing my point. A bobby would say they were a bobby or a police officer, not say that they work for the police, see the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt very much if the OP is a bobby, maybe a civilian working for the police which would make sense of "I work for the police". A police officer wouldn't say that or write several sentences without a single piece of punctuation. Not to mention having face pics on show, asking for trouble that is. lol blimey just because someone is a policeman it don't mean that some of them are not stupid,some are very nice and some are idiots as in any profession

No no you're missing my point. A bobby would say they were a bobby or a police officer, not say that they work for the police, see the difference. "
ah yes i get you now

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