FabSwingers.com forum: Which came first Funky or Invictus..

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Funky Monkeys time-machine experiments have left me perplexed.

Is he me or am I him?

Are we both us?

Are we different us's?

The Time Agencies answers about 'wiggly timey wormy thingies' has not been helpful I have to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cunning plan to see who cums first.. :D

Katie. x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

That old chestnut!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

With gorgeous bums like you both have I think you are both he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont no but they both have gorgeous asses

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I don't have to contribute to the thread as I know I already have in the past...now I'm even more confused...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I just checked your profile Vic, you came 5 months ago and I came 10 months ago.

I came first

Don't let that put you off girls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha great minds think alike

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You could be twins seperated at birth, reunited here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ermmmm you no with mastibation you dont have to wait that long to um lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could be twins seperated at birth, reunited here"
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i no i felt there was something missing in my life...oh i no what it is its my c stupid things not working right

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I think this one will even confuse the good Doctor....talking of which he's at the door with my medication...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"who"

The Doctor...

..he's got a nice jacket for me to wear as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem.......I think you will find its "Whom" came first,,,,,,, tut-tut,,,,,,,

That’s all I have to say on the matter,,,,,, sigh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cunning plan to see who cums first.. :D

Katie. x"
OOOoooo can we watch

* creEps roUnd gravEyarD *

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have a cunning plan to see who cums first.. :D

Katie. xOOOoooo can we watch

* creEps roUnd gravEyarD *

IT'S A SPUNK OFF!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cunning plan to see who cums first.. :D

Katie. xOOOoooo can we watch

* creEps roUnd gravEyarD *

IT'S A SPUNK OFF!!!!"
really can we have pics , lol

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

mmmm well in my opinion if he came first and he came second perhaps they came at the same time

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The Barman says "We don't serve time-travellers in here."

A time-traveller walks into a bar and says "A pint of lager please."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a time machine, but it only goes forward at regular speed.

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

"I have a time machine, but it only goes forward at regular speed. "

So do I. Its called a clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care who cums first I am just enjoying the view wow what lovely bums guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

You were always my favourite x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

You were always my favourite x

Creep, you say that to all the girls in private

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

You were always my favourite x

Creep, you say that to all the girls in private

Shhhhh ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

You were always my favourite x

Creep, you say that to all the girls in private

Tsk...as if I didn't know that!!!

Doesn't detract from the fact the funky one does indeed have a rather cute arse!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

You were always my favourite x

Creep, you say that to all the girls in private

Tsk...as if I didn't know that!!!

Doesn't detract from the fact the funky one does indeed have a rather cute arse!

Oh he certainly does

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

You were always my favourite x

Creep, you say that to all the girls in private

Tsk...as if I didn't know that!!!

Doesn't detract from the fact the funky one does indeed have a rather cute arse!

Oh he certainly does

Come on girls I'm not a peace of meat you know!

*funky giggles, flutters his eye lids and wiggles his bum*

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm...all I'll say is I've just noticed Funky's bot "appears" more lush than Invic's.

Ooooh, will have to enlarge and study in detail...may be a while!

You were always my favourite x

Creep, you say that to all the girls in private

Tsk...as if I didn't know that!!!

Doesn't detract from the fact the funky one does indeed have a rather cute arse!

Oh he certainly does

Come on girls I'm not a peace of meat you know!

*funky giggles, flutters his eye lids and wiggles his bum*"

A coy monkey eh, now that I don't believe

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