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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm happy to share... at a time that I decide and only if you're wearing purple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How else do we mark our territories?

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

What's lamp post pissing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm happy to share... at a time that I decide and only if you're wearing purple.

Sweet, I have plenty purple to choose from.

Share on.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Exactly this

(or sending mails to let you know they're marking their territory

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like this is more of a singles problem than a couples one? Maybe I'm wrong.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

This made me laugh

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like this is more of a singles problem than a couples one? Maybe I'm wrong.

-Courtney "

You're probably right Courtney.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I could piss on a lamp post, and I have a Shenis if I found it difficult, but it's not really my thing. I can share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

None of that here, I'm a lady

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I pissed on a lamppost and have a charred willy to prove it. Apparently giving me a bj is like sucking on a piece of charcoal but with special relish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh it's rife especially In the forums I guess sharing isn't caring afterall

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A Shenis is way better than a Shewee!

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Ah! Thanks. Never experienced this problem. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh it's rife especially In the forums I guess sharing isn't caring afterall"

You've noticed too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Shenis is way better than a Shewee!"

OMG I want one. I have shenis envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh it's rife especially In the forums I guess sharing isn't caring afterall

You've noticed too.

Oh yes past few months ..The smell of urine gets stronger

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Lamp posts are useful for using to actually piss (the grab onto and lean back squatting method; I've never tried it with a lamp post but have with a small tree) but I have never pissed on one or felt any inclination to. I can highly recommend any of the guys I've met since they have all been lovely so please feel free to fill your boots ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Exactly this

(or sending mails to let you know they're marking their territory

Eh? New expression to me

Never seen this, why would someone post such a veri?

They're surely not going to get further meets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

But are they always really serious? I think at times it's all a bit tongue in cheek but the written word can't always be interpreted properly as you can't see the body language, cheeky smile or tone of voice it's written in!

A few of my veris I could have said the same thing (in jest - as a sign I had a great time) but I didn't, but I still know they'd go out and meet others, it's swinging site after all x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've not experienced it on here if I want to meet someone and they want to meet me I don't care about whether someone else thinks they are "their" property or not. Where not in a playground

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh it's rife especially In the forums I guess sharing isn't caring afterall

You've noticed too.

Oh yes past few months ..The smell of urine gets stronger

Sometimes I can smell it before I log on!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ewwww!

*hands round pegs*

I can't say I've noticed it much in the forums but then I tend to ignore that sort of shite. I don't care who's fucking whom though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ohh it's rife especially In the forums I guess sharing isn't caring afterall"
I must be oblivious to it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't noticed much in the forums, but have heard recent examples through mails. Sometimes the stuff in the forums which some might class as territory marking is just people who like each other talking to each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some people have had to deal with this sort of thing and keep as far out of it as I can.

I try and meet people who are also meeting others, that seems to ensure that there aren't any clingy types or lamp post pissers

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There are regular deaths on the underground caused by people pissing off the platform onto the live rail and the current arcing back up the stream. They end up with a charred willy too

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A Shenis is way better than a Shewee!

OMG I want one. I have shenis envy "

I contacted the seller and had her send me one over. She was really helpful. It's wonderful. It's great for watersports play.

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By *ere to please321Man
over a year ago

lincolshire

Not had the pleasure of my lamppost being pissed on where am I going wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know some people have had to deal with this sort of thing and keep as far out of it as I can.

I try and meet people who are also meeting others, that seems to ensure that there aren't any clingy types or lamp post pissers"

That's wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know some people have had to deal with this sort of thing and keep as far out of it as I can.

I try and meet people who are also meeting others, that seems to ensure that there aren't any clingy types or lamp post pissers

That's wise

I've picked up a few tricks in my time here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

were you in the Full Monty ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

were you in the Full Monty ?

No... my Mum said that I first did it when I was about 10 at the Melrose Rugby Sevens. Apparently I saw the boys doing it so followed suit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

were you in the Full Monty ?

No... my Mum said that I first did it when I was about 10 at the Melrose Rugby Sevens. Apparently I saw the boys doing it so followed suit.

Brilliant

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

What's lamp post pissing?

My dogs do it all time they love lamp posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Happens both ways Hun!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

were you in the Full Monty ?

No... my Mum said that I first did it when I was about 10 at the Melrose Rugby Sevens. Apparently I saw the boys doing it so followed suit.

I was in a nightclub one night and went into the gents there was a d*unk lady standing up peeing into the urinals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

Hey rant away lovely. Someone recently tried pissing up my lamp post but ended up pissing up her own .

Xxx.

I don't understand why

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing."

Some ladies I chat to say that sort of thing only makes them want to meet the guy more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Some ladies I chat to say that sort of thing only makes them want to meet the guy more.

This.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

Hey rant away lovely. Someone recently tried pissing up my lamp post but ended up pissing up her own .

Xxx.

I don't understand why

I know, it's silly.

Sharing is caring and all that craic. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

Hey rant away lovely. Someone recently tried pissing up my lamp post but ended up pissing up her own .

Xxx.

I don't understand why

I know, it's silly.

Sharing is caring and all that craic. Xx"

With you all the way on that. Xx

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

"Ohh it's rife especially In the forums I guess sharing isn't caring afterall"

Sits in the corner waiting for someone who may want to piss on a lamppost for or about me.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Some ladies I chat to say that sort of thing only makes them want to meet the guy more.

It doesn't do that for me. I don't want the bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them."

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

Hey rant away lovely. Someone recently tried pissing up my lamp post but ended up pissing up her own .

Xxx.

I don't understand why

I know, it's silly.

Sharing is caring and all that craic. Xx

With you all the way on that. Xx"

We all have meets occasionally that are bloody amazing. When that happens - particularly as singles - we can be tempted to get a little attached! When it happens to me I give myself a good talking to!

Remember though - being a swinger takes a lot of emotional strength and detachment - and many of the people on fab clearly can't do that - both men and women!

I may find the 'lamp-post pissing' messages as irritating as anyone - but I also feel a little sorry for the author as they're likely to get hurt on here! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you must surely realise that not all females who use this site are remotely interested in swinging ?

They will often use this site as an alternative to a dating site or to find a suitable FB or FWB.

Absolutely nothing wrong with that but if they find one some quite often want to keep him for themselves.

Then the bitchiness and unpleasant side rears it ugly head, it's nothing personal but sharing is not what everyone is on here for.

The only real winners are the males concerned who then think they're gods gift, it's mildly amusing if you think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is lots of bizarre behaviour on here.

It's fascinating.

Sydney are loving my reports.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is lots of bizarre behaviour on here.

It's fascinating.

Sydney are loving my reports."

I had a feeling you were one of them

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there...""

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Oh bugger. I hope no-one took any of the ones I wrote that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

I think I read most in the spirit I'm sure they were intended, but yep one or two came across pretty full-on and as though there were real feelings in there that I absolutely don't want to stumble into. And I'm sure men are capable of it too, I just notice the women more because it's men I'm interested in meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree with the op .

We have met many guys who say they don't want a veri , and would prefer not to give one as they are being stalked , or get get grief after meeting .

I can understand this if it's down to girlfriend or wife issues , but we are talking about fab meets !

Totally inappropriate in my opinion .

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

SHITE!!

I've just realised that I've been pissed on in the past, and didn't know it.

How man foolish do I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP you must surely realise that not all females who use this site are remotely interested in swinging ?

They will often use this site as an alternative to a dating site or to find a suitable FB or FWB.

Absolutely nothing wrong with that but if they find one some quite often want to keep him for themselves.

Then the bitchiness and unpleasant side rears it ugly head, it's nothing personal but sharing is not what everyone is on here for.

The only real winners are the males concerned who then think they're gods gift, it's mildly amusing if you think about it

couldn't have put it better myself.

Although some currently pissing up and lamppost make me chuckle.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

Yes I can totally relate to that from a couple of experiences years ago.

I hope my nonsense poems were taken in the right spirit else I've just pissed all over a lamppost!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP you must surely realise that not all females who use this site are remotely interested in swinging ?

They will often use this site as an alternative to a dating site or to find a suitable FB or FWB.

Absolutely nothing wrong with that but if they find one some quite often want to keep him for themselves.

Then the bitchiness and unpleasant side rears it ugly head, it's nothing personal but sharing is not what everyone is on here for.

The only real winners are the males concerned who then think they're gods gift, it's mildly amusing if you think about it

It's the bitchiness I don't like...or get. Perhaps I'm too much of a softie at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney "

And me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Exactly this

(or sending mails to let you know they're marking their territory

Does this actually happen?? Maybe I'm a bit naive but does this mean that woman/couple not meet anyone else too?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

Men can't mail me to 'warn me off' anyone because I have all men blocked with my filters. If a verification says something like "she's all mine now" it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference to me and I'd still meet her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney "

Ha, I was going to do the same later! I missed it all yesterday - the lamppost pissing must have been subliminal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now. "

Tell me if you find anything - I just did CTRL+F "Lib" as I couldn't be arsed reading them all yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't look through the full thread of Valentine's poems. I found and read mine then left. I'll have to go back and read later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Exactly this

(or sending mails to let you know they're marking their territory

)

Does this actually happen?? Maybe I'm a bit naive but does this mean that woman/couple not meet anyone else too? "

It happens, yes.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Exactly this

(or sending mails to let you know they're marking their territory

I've had this more time that I care to that is why I will not meet anyone who has a regular bed buddy, FWB or whatever you want to call it these days. I can't be arsed with the drama.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Totally agree with the op .

We have met many guys who say they don't want a veri , and would prefer not to give one as they are being stalked , or get get grief after meeting .

I can understand this if it's down to girlfriend or wife issues , but we are talking about fab meets !

Totally inappropriate in my opinion .

This is why I don't give or receive verifications from when the sausage has met the flange meets. I can't be arsed with the questions etc it does my head in. Who I meet is my business no fucker else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney

Ha, I was going to do the same later! I missed it all yesterday - the lamppost pissing must have been subliminal! "

It's fair to say I have an extremely low threshold for schmaltzy stuff, so maybe I'm reading more into other people's words than they were meaning.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney

And me!!

I just did. I have reread the ones I wrote and there isn't even a faint whiff of lamppost piss (I don't think) but there's a possible reek off a few others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't experienced any lampost pissing directed at me. I think I'm way to old for all that shite & probably not threat to any would be 'pissie'...

Have heard of it via PM's & seen it on veri's & forums. I would say women are the main culprits of LPP.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Totally agree with the op .

We have met many guys who say they don't want a veri , and would prefer not to give one as they are being stalked , or get get grief after meeting .

I can understand this if it's down to girlfriend or wife issues , but we are talking about fab meets !

Totally inappropriate in my opinion .

Yeah this is pretty much my take on it too. Who I fuck (or in recent history don't fuck) is no-one else's business. I don't like having my name on other people's profile and vice versa unless it's total nonsense.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I haven't experienced any lampost pissing directed at me. I think I'm way to old for all that shite & probably not threat to any would be 'pissie'...

Have heard of it via PM's & seen it on veri's & forums. I would say women are the main culprits of LPP."

I reckon it's about even. Men tend to be more effusive in their praise. Especially in those threads where you feel like you're intruding with a post in the midst of a mutual love-in...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

Yes, some men can get very proprietorial if they like a woman. Often they try to dictate to or control the woman though, rather than trying to scare off the competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney

And me!!

I just did. I have reread the ones I wrote and there isn't even a faint whiff of lamppost piss (I don't think) but there's a possible reek off a few others.

I can't say I read all of them word for word but some made me feel I was being a wee bit intrusive as they were so detailed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No lamp post pudding from me, I wrote you one op

and Howi about those awful socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No lamp post pudding from me, I wrote you one op

and Howi about those awful socks

Oh and my doggie binky x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

Yes, same here. Most were light-hearted but one or two were a bit, as you said, "full on".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lib! Is mine. Touch him and watch what happens to your bunnies.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney

Ha, I was going to do the same later! I missed it all yesterday - the lamppost pissing must have been subliminal!

It's fair to say I have an extremely low threshold for schmaltzy stuff, so maybe I'm reading more into other people's words than they were meaning. "

I don't think so. There were real feelings in a couple of them.

Whether or not they are reciprocated, it's not something I want to go anywhere near.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Lib! Is mine. Touch him and watch what happens to your bunnies. "

It was almost as though I had a premonition when I saw your name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

Not so fun during a handstand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lib! Is mine. Touch him and watch what happens to your bunnies. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No lamp post pudding from me, I wrote you one op

and Howi about those awful socks

And I loved it. You've not pissed on anything, you're safe

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney

And me!!

I just did. I have reread the ones I wrote and there isn't even a faint whiff of lamppost piss (I don't think) but there's a possible reek off a few others.

One I can think of doesn't so much smell of lamp post pissing to me; it's more 'I'm really serious about you' and doesn't sound in the least like it's talking about casual sex.

As far as I know, that recipient is still looking for meets and hasn't said they have a main FB or are in a relationship.

My gut says stay away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like a game. I'm going back and reading the poems again now.

-Courtney

And me!!

I just did. I have reread the ones I wrote and there isn't even a faint whiff of lamppost piss (I don't think) but there's a possible reek off a few others.

One I can think of doesn't so much smell of lamp post pissing to me; it's more 'I'm really serious about you' and doesn't sound in the least like it's talking about casual sex.

As far as I know, that recipient is still looking for meets and hasn't said they have a main FB or are in a relationship.

My gut says stay away."

Fuck, now I have to go back and read them all (again) after work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lib! Is mine. Touch him and watch what happens to your bunnies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

Yes, same here. Most were light-hearted but one or two were a bit, as you said, "full on"."

Still not entirely sure who the author is of my longer poem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamp posts are useful for using to actually piss (the grab onto and lean back squatting method; I've never tried it with a lamp post but have with a small tree) but I have never pissed on one or felt any inclination to. I can highly recommend any of the guys I've met since they have all been lovely so please feel free to fill your boots ladies."

Not literally I hope.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

There are 2 women on here who have shagged almost every man on the site that I really, really, really want to shag.

They're both fine with sharing but unfortunately the men all turned me down

If women are willing to share, I say men should be willing to be shared!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A Shenis is way better than a Shewee!"

My new Ford came with a fuel funnel that looks remarkably like a shewee - I wonder if it was designed for either emergency??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are 2 women on here who have shagged almost every man on the site that I really, really, really want to shag.

They're both fine with sharing but unfortunately the men all turned me down

If women are willing to share, I say men should be willing to be shared!

Did you ask really nicely?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A few years ago a regular forum guy (no longer on site) shagged a few of the women when his verifications when up they where hissing and snarling round each other for ages in the forums it was so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had something similar recently. The "oh you'll meet her (me) but you won't meet me?!?!" crap.

I was quite chuffed that they thought of me in this way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago a regular forum guy (no longer on site) shagged a few of the women when his verifications when up they where hissing and snarling round each other for ages in the forums it was so funny

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's crazy hey? It's a casual sex site! Where people have casual sex! (or coffee .. of course!

)

But I guess at the end of the day despite that we're all humans and humans have emotions. Sometimes we can't help it if we *really* like someone and so jealously / possessiveness creeps in. Maybe they're on the wrong site ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's crazy hey? It's a casual sex site! Where people have casual sex! (or coffee .. of course!

)

I think it's ok to *feel* a bit possessive or jealous about someone (I don't, but I can understand why single people do) - but it's not ok to impose that on others, whether that's the person the feelings are about, or the other people they may meet.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

"
no this was about three years ago and the one I mainly remember as it was so obvious the women where at it for months and he was off merriely meeting others

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Wow.... Did not know this was a thing! Only came on to find out what this meant. Thought it was a dog walking thread. Lol.

God, I hope I never come across as this.... Like many people have said this is a sex site, not dating....

Woooweeee! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

no this was about three years ago and the one I mainly remember as it was so obvious the women where at it for months and he was off merriely meeting others

I remember this one, most entertaining. Caused quite the catty shit storm. The stuff going on behind the scenes in PMs was even worse I believe.

Incredible entertainment!

MOAR lampost pissing please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Don't get me wrong - he was a lovely guy and a great meet - but have you ever looked at one of these 'much sought after/fought over' guys or ladies and thought - you're lovely, but I just don't get the obsession??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The best ones though are when people live their relationship through the forums and then it goes tits up.

It's like Jeremy kyle

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's crazy hey? It's a casual sex site! Where people have casual sex! (or coffee .. of course!

)

Agree, 100% Ruby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

I can but I don't.

Just sayin

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No-one has ever sent me messages warning me off anyone. I think I might laugh at them if they did.

Are you supposed to put the person of interest back on the shelf?

If I caught someone warning off people because they wanted me for themselves that would be the end of that too.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

no this was about three years ago and the one I mainly remember as it was so obvious the women where at it for months and he was off merriely meeting others

I remember this one, most entertaining. Caused quite the catty shit storm. The stuff going on behind the scenes in PMs was even worse I believe.

Incredible entertainment!

MOAR lampost pissing please!

See, I am usually oblivious. But even I think I know who this refers to. It makes me wince to be honest, it's so childish and embarrassing to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hot guys on here all belong to me!!

Me I tell ya!!!

So lay off bitches!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

I met him too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Exactly this

(or sending mails to let you know they're marking their territory

)

Does this actually happen?? Maybe I'm a bit naive but does this mean that woman/couple not meet anyone else too?

It happens, yes."

Never experienced this nor would I send such messages. These people are obviously on the wrong site

sorry to hear someone felt they need to do this, perhaps it's something to do with insecurities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

no this was about three years ago and the one I mainly remember as it was so obvious the women where at it for months and he was off merriely meeting others

I remember this one, most entertaining. Caused quite the catty shit storm. The stuff going on behind the scenes in PMs was even worse I believe.

Incredible entertainment!

MOAR lampost pissing please!

See, I am usually oblivious. But even I think I know who this refers to. It makes me wince to be honest, it's so childish and embarrassing to watch."

Hmm I think this may have been before my forum time, either that or I was less nosy than I am now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

Same, sometimes... So I get you. But recently I've had a mail "warning" to stay away... That's just a bit mental to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

I met him too

Yeah I remember!

Lovely guy - but did you 'get' the obsession with him? Maybe I was the only lady with immunity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

I met him too

Oi....no past date pissing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

I met him too

Yeah I remember!

Lovely guy - but did you 'get' the obsession with him? Maybe I was the only lady with immunity!

I had good craic with him... But I've had more memorable...eh...fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

I met him too

Oi....no past date pissing lol

***hangs head in shame****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

Same, sometimes... So I get you. But recently I've had a mail "warning" to stay away... That's just a bit mental to me

I've told you to stay away so do as you're told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get lamp post pissing in general, i have never been a very territorial person, and i have too say i struggled with that for a long time, feeling like i never fit in with the standard jealousy and ownership issues society has as a rule.

I am lucky that i found the scene and met my amazing partner who sees things the same as me, life makes a lot more sense now and i can understand others perspectives more for it, in reply too the opening post, i say live and let live, there is nothing as queer as folk and ultimately just because we have one understanding of sharing, it doesn't mean it is the same as everyone else's definition of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best ones though are when people live their relationship through the forums and then it goes tits up.

It's like Jeremy kyle"

Especially when they do it again and again.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

no this was about three years ago and the one I mainly remember as it was so obvious the women where at it for months and he was off merriely meeting others

You have to admit though, it made the forums even more entertaining. Pity the women realised how they were acting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Certainly don't look too fat too get your leg up high enough i must say

, and surely that is a flexibility issue rather than a weight issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amusing thread ...on so many levels....just what i needed after a dull day at Work

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

were you in the Full Monty ?

No... my Mum said that I first did it when I was about 10 at the Melrose Rugby Sevens. Apparently I saw the boys doing it so followed suit.

I was in a nightclub one night and went into the gents there was a d*unk lady standing up peeing into the urinals.

"
She was takeing a piss..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

Same, sometimes... So I get you. But recently I've had a mail "warning" to stay away... That's just a bit mental to me

I've told you to stay away so do as you're told

Haha, that made me laugh.

You can have Funky and Howard then

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

Amateur!

I can piss standing up.

SheWee?

Um... I have used one but it's a talent

I have without one.

were you in the Full Monty ?

No... my Mum said that I first did it when I was about 10 at the Melrose Rugby Sevens. Apparently I saw the boys doing it so followed suit.

I was in a nightclub one night and went into the gents there was a d*unk lady standing up peeing into the urinals.

She was takeing a piss..

Well if she was taking a number 2 I would've complained to the management.

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By *ukepastMan
over a year ago

Newport

Shenis/Shewee... I was at a gay pride event and went to the men only urinal for a pee. This robust woman elbowed the way to the trough and undid her jeans and used one of those next to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funnily enough, some comments can work. They put me off contacting the guy because I don't want the potential hassle.

One of the Valentine's messages put me off a man I was previously interested in because it sounds like another woman is quite serious about them.

I had similar thoughts reading one or two. As in "woah, not going there..."

Oh that's a shame... mind I read them all with a pinch of salt given that one of mine was from my non-existent husband.

Is there lamppost pissing from boys too or is it restricted to the girls?

I noticed a few towards women too

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

Same, sometimes... So I get you. But recently I've had a mail "warning" to stay away... That's just a bit mental to me

I've told you to stay away so do as you're told

Haha, that made me laugh.

You can have Funky and Howard then

Oi! I already pissed on that lamppost!

I've had to concede to sharing with Peach already... I'm not cutting down to thirds you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

Same, sometimes... So I get you. But recently I've had a mail "warning" to stay away... That's just a bit mental to me

I've told you to stay away so do as you're told

Haha, that made me laugh.

You can have Funky and Howard then

Oi! I already pissed on that lamppost!

I've had to concede to sharing with Peach already... I'm not cutting down to thirds you know!

I'm staying outta that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow interesting thread . Never heard of that term before . X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

that's not my MO...

I tend not to piss on anyones lamppost...

and if anyone pisses on mine I don't display it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

Same, sometimes... So I get you. But recently I've had a mail "warning" to stay away... That's just a bit mental to me

I've told you to stay away so do as you're told

Haha, that made me laugh.

You can have Funky and Howard then

Oi! I already pissed on that lamppost!

I've had to concede to sharing with Peach already... I'm not cutting down to thirds you know!

I'm staying outta that one

There's enough of that arse to go round I think!

*wiggles eyebrows*

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That actually sounds really bad. He's not an arse!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"There are 2 women on here who have shagged almost every man on the site that I really, really, really want to shag.

They're both fine with sharing but unfortunately the men all turned me down

If women are willing to share, I say men should be willing to be shared!

Did you ask really nicely? "

Yes

They said they are allowed preferences and don't fancy me. Rotters! It shouldn't be allowed!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"That actually sounds really bad. He's not an arse!!

Oiiii I'll have you know I'm a complete arse!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bitch does handstands to piss up lamposts- is that what you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once chatting to a man who had met someone I knew of (from the chatrooms) but didn't know specifically...

anyway he told her he was going to meet me so she apparently said that if he did he could forget about meeting her again....

so he said ok

and met me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Hell yes!"

Glad it's not just me then!

I was beginning to think I wasn't human!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"That actually sounds really bad. He's not an arse!!

Oiiii I'll have you know I'm a complete arse!"

Ahhh and what an arse it is

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had it in a round about sort of way, when someone was expecting me to be exclusive, and not look at anyone else, whilst they were free to make their own mind up

I quite happily declined that offer

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Hell yes!

Glad it's not just me then!

I was beginning to think I wasn't human!

Mind you, occasionally I see how much of an ego a few people have and how high an opinion they have of themselves and wonder how anyone can meet a person with such self obsession. But people do.

(This isn't a dig at anyone on this thread in case anyone thinks I'm getting at them.)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've had it in a round about sort of way, when someone was expecting me to be exclusive, and not look at anyone else, whilst they were free to make their own mind up

I quite happily declined that offer

Quite right. You said you'd be exclusive to me after all

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"That actually sounds really bad. He's not an arse!!

Oiiii I'll have you know I'm a complete arse!

Ahhh and what an arse it is

Fancy a shag?

Yes please. Make sure you leave a good veri.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Hell yes!

Glad it's not just me then!

I was beginning to think I wasn't human!

Mind you, occasionally I see how much of an ego a few people have and how high an opinion they have of themselves and wonder how anyone can meet a person with such self obsession. But people do.

(This isn't a dig at anyone on this thread in case anyone thinks I'm getting at them.)"

Tbh most of the huge egos I've noticed have belonged to women - because they believe all the shit men tell them whilst they're trying to get in their knickers!

I know I look ok for an old fart but I have several mirrors - I know I'm far from 'all that!' Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh you have to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chance of being claimed like that would be nice

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

Yeah I believe they have!!

Sad buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Hell yes!

Glad it's not just me then!

I was beginning to think I wasn't human!

Mind you, occasionally I see how much of an ego a few people have and how high an opinion they have of themselves and wonder how anyone can meet a person with such self obsession. But people do.

(This isn't a dig at anyone on this thread in case anyone thinks I'm getting at them.)"

They're soooo vain...

They probably think your post is about them...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Hell yes!

Glad it's not just me then!

I was beginning to think I wasn't human!

Mind you, occasionally I see how much of an ego a few people have and how high an opinion they have of themselves and wonder how anyone can meet a person with such self obsession. But people do.

(This isn't a dig at anyone on this thread in case anyone thinks I'm getting at them.)

Tbh most of the huge egos I've noticed have belonged to women - because they believe all the shit men tell them whilst they're trying to get in their knickers!

I know I look ok for an old fart but I have several mirrors - I know I'm far from 'all that!' Xxx"

There are a few male ones too. And a few from couples, either one half or both.

Anyone thinking their shit doesn't stink is an immediate turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had it in a round about sort of way, when someone was expecting me to be exclusive, and not look at anyone else, whilst they were free to make their own mind up

I quite happily declined that offer

That what I had a few years ago! It's very claustrophobic and one rule for them, another for you. A complete non swinging attitude basically !

Sarah

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do you mean last year?

If so I know who you mean!

Thought I was gonna get death threats after meeting him!

Funny thing was he turned out to have a wife or girlfriend anyway - so they were bitching at each other for nothing!

I know who you're referring too

Yeah I think you do!

Hell yes!

Glad it's not just me then!

I was beginning to think I wasn't human!

Mind you, occasionally I see how much of an ego a few people have and how high an opinion they have of themselves and wonder how anyone can meet a person with such self obsession. But people do.

(This isn't a dig at anyone on this thread in case anyone thinks I'm getting at them.)

They're soooo vain...

They probably think your post is about them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

So that's why I struggle on here, Someone must be saying something similar about me

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney "

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?"

Cheerleading! That's what it feels like.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

Cheerleading! That's what it feels like.

I found myself extolling the virtues of a friend on here to someone else on here until I realised I sounded like the Marketing Board for that person and stopped!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Does that happen? I must have a look as I haven`t noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

Cheerleading! That's what it feels like.

I found myself extolling the virtues of a friend on here to someone else on here until I realised I sounded like the Marketing Board for that person and stopped!

I think it's sweet.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

The reason I don't meet men alone anymore is because of the territorial nature that so often rears its head. Its up to me which verifications I publish, so, if there is any lamppost passing on my single profile, I have to take responsibility for it. I don't think women are as territorial with other women .... from a couple's point of view, though, somewhat related is the feeling, sometimes from single women (not men) is that by meeting my partner, they can get closer to him than I am and threaten what we have. From single men, its more often that he's not enough for me. I take it that people with this type of attitude, where one is trying to outdo or be in battle with the other are not really seeing swinging relationships for what they are .... I think such issues can creep into coupledom, but from the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?"

I refer to it as pimping them out when I've done it. I'd always encourage someone I thought was nice to meet the people I've met and liked.

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"It's when women stake their claim on a bloke... i.e. Writing a verification that says 'hands off ladies, he's all mine' sort of thing.

Exactly this

(or sending mails to let you know they're marking their territory

Who wants to piss on my lamp?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

I refer to it as pimping them out when I've done it. I'd always encourage someone I thought was nice to meet the people I've met and liked. "

You can pimp TT to me if you like

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

I refer to it as pimping them out when I've done it. I'd always encourage someone I thought was nice to meet the people I've met and liked. "

See this is the old school way. If I've had a lovely time with someone then I told the girls and vice versa. I'm a great believer in discretion, I'm not one for sharing details but when a guy is nice and kind and worth meeting then why wouldn't you want your friends to have fun too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

I refer to it as pimping them out when I've done it. I'd always encourage someone I thought was nice to meet the people I've met and liked.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

I refer to it as pimping them out when I've done it. I'd always encourage someone I thought was nice to meet the people I've met and liked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Fabbers,

I know it's only Monday and Thursday is rant day so please forgive me... It's completely out of character for me to have a rant on here... But grrrrrrrrrr!

What's with all the lamp post pissing on here?

I thought swinging was all about sharing, maybe I'm wrong?!

Please feel free to correct me or just give me a slap and tell me to cop on.

**bends over**

This is similar to a thread that I did before

Always amuses me when I see veris like that. Makes me want to see that fella more sometimes lol

Same, sometimes... So I get you. But recently I've had a mail "warning" to stay away... That's just a bit mental to me

I've told you to stay away so do as you're told

Haha, that made me laugh.

You can have Funky and Howard then

Oh my dream MMF

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

I refer to it as pimping them out when I've done it. I'd always encourage someone I thought was nice to meet the people I've met and liked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone has ever messaged anyone to say don't meet her she's all mine

I've had messages telling me how great someone is after getting or writing a verification for a social.

What's the opposite of lamp post pissing?

-Courtney

Pimping them out? Cheerleading?

I refer to it as pimping them out when I've done it. I'd always encourage someone I thought was nice to meet the people I've met and liked. "

Yeah same here! If I have a great meet I'm happy to tell others about him if I think he'd be their type!

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By *eythergazMan
over a year ago

Tyldesley

"I'm too fat to get my leg up high enough to successfully piss on anyone's lamp post without it dribbling on my shoes so, for that reason, I'm out

This made me laugh

Haha - me too. Chance would be a fine thing! Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've just remembered getting Caz a shag at Jaydees. I was talking to a guy but not interested in shagging him when Caz happened to walk up and sit down next to me. I told her he was looking for some company and asked if she was interested, then introduced them and left them to it

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