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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Happy Monday

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Are you thinking of a particular one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Monday "
the old wives tale that too many cooks spoil the broth or a stitch in time saves nine ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old wife's tale?

How about hot wife tail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some for sure - others not so much.

Ne'er cast a clout till May be out?

Sod that, I'm in shorts in December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some for sure - others not so much.

Ne'er cast a clout till May be out?

Sod that, I'm in shorts in December."

Lol yes I wore flip flops in November .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some for sure - others not so much.

Ne'er cast a clout till May be out?

Sod that, I'm in shorts in December."

What ones for sure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one? "

I salute a magpie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie "
sosin you've been drinking again told you to put that balsamic vinegar in a lockable cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie "

I thought you'd be proposing on the 29th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some for sure - others not so much.

Ne'er cast a clout till May be out?

Sod that, I'm in shorts in December.

What ones for sure? "

Too many cooks ... definitely right

Don't eat yellow snow .. Another ..

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I wasn't allowed to ride my bike at a particular time of the month because, according to my father, I would lose my virginity and then how would I marry God?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie

I thought you'd be proposing on the 29th "

I was going to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wasn't allowed to ride my bike at a particular time of the month because, according to my father, I would lose my virginity and then how would I marry God? "

Ha ha

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You should have heard the tail she told me last night

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Some for sure - others not so much.

Ne'er cast a clout till May be out?

Sod that, I'm in shorts in December."

Did you know that the May refered to is not the month of May but the old name for the Hawthorn. Once the Hawthorne starts to flower it's safe to go without a coat.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I don't walk under ladders. Especially if there is a man with a paint pot up it.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"Some for sure - others not so much.

Ne'er cast a clout till May be out?

Sod that, I'm in shorts in December."
originally it was referring to 'the may blossom' ie .hawthorn...also in similar vein 'here we go gathering nuts in May',should read 'here we go gathering KNOTS of May

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie "

Its not actually a salute, You are supposed to doff your hat as a mark of respect, magpies mate for life so if you see a single one it means its mate has died, so you are supposed to doff your hat like you would to a widow many years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie

Its not actually a salute, You are supposed to doff your hat as a mark of respect, magpies mate for life so if you see a single one it means its mate has died, so you are supposed to doff your hat like you would to a widow many years ago"

Ahhh I didn't know that. Iv always thought 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a boy 4 for a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a believer of the old Chinese saying

" man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger"

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie

Its not actually a salute, You are supposed to doff your hat as a mark of respect, magpies mate for life so if you see a single one it means its mate has died, so you are supposed to doff your hat like you would to a widow many years ago"
oh,I like that one! some of these old expressions are just so lovable

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

When I was a kid I always used to hear that old wives tale about how you should never go swimming after eating. Hence the reason why my mother would never let me have a bath immediately after eating something. Learnt years later that it's actually utter bollocks!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie

Its not actually a salute, You are supposed to doff your hat as a mark of respect, magpies mate for life so if you see a single one it means its mate has died, so you are supposed to doff your hat like you would to a widow many years ago

Ahhh I didn't know that. Iv always thought 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a boy 4 for a girl "
1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a girl 4 for a boy 5 for silver 6 for gold 7 for a secret never to be told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie

Its not actually a salute, You are supposed to doff your hat as a mark of respect, magpies mate for life so if you see a single one it means its mate has died, so you are supposed to doff your hat like you would to a widow many years ago

Ahhh I didn't know that. Iv always thought 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a boy 4 for a girl 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a girl 4 for a boy 5 for silver 6 for gold 7 for a secret never to be told"

I thought it was

One for sorrow

Two for mirth

Three for a funeral

Four for a birth

Five for heaven

Six for hell

Seven’s the Devil his own self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some for sure - others not so much.

Ne'er cast a clout till May be out?

Sod that, I'm in shorts in December."

Deffo my wee papa always said this to us lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie

Its not actually a salute, You are supposed to doff your hat as a mark of respect, magpies mate for life so if you see a single one it means its mate has died, so you are supposed to doff your hat like you would to a widow many years ago

Ahhh I didn't know that. Iv always thought 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a boy 4 for a girl 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a girl 4 for a boy 5 for silver 6 for gold 7 for a secret never to be told"

That's it I got it the wrong way round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was a kid I always used to hear that old wives tale about how you should never go swimming after eating. Hence the reason why my mother would never let me have a bath immediately after eating something. Learnt years later that it's actually utter bollocks! "
you shouldn't swim after eating. You could be sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you thinking of a particular one?

I salute a magpie

Its not actually a salute, You are supposed to doff your hat as a mark of respect, magpies mate for life so if you see a single one it means its mate has died, so you are supposed to doff your hat like you would to a widow many years ago

Ahhh I didn't know that. Iv always thought 1 for sorrow 2 for joy 3 for a boy 4 for a girl "

It is 1 for sorrow and that is why, the magpie is in sorrow at been left by its life partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a kid I always used to hear that old wives tale about how you should never go swimming after eating. Hence the reason why my mother would never let me have a bath immediately after eating something. Learnt years later that it's actually utter bollocks! you shouldn't swim after eating. You could be sick "

That one isn't really true - at least not more than any other vigorous exercise after a big meal. If you've eaten a small amount and it's a gentle or normal swim, it's unlikely to have any effect.

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"You should have heard the tail she told me last night "

You should have seen the tail i gave her last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wasn't allowed to ride my bike at a particular time of the month because, according to my father, I would lose my virginity and then how would I marry God? "
lol so funny x

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