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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've had a couple of poems sent in

Oh this first one is for seawitch, shucks what a coincidence...

Roses are dead

the violets are too

you're fucking shit at gardening aren't you,

well never fear helps here at last,

but oh no my legs in a plaster cast,

I need washing in the bath to do it myself would be silly

Come strip me off and help wash my willy,

I'm tired from gardening, I must rest my head

oh please miss seawitch take me to bed,

I'm sound asleep and sleeping fast

Nows the time to tongue fuck my ass,

Oooh something's tickling I give a little grunt

Now climb on my face and suffocate me with your cunt.

Aww thanks

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

He sounds perfect for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupid has aced it that time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

How funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a couple of poems sent in

Oh this first one is for seawitch, shucks what a coincidence...

Roses are dead

the violets are too

you're fucking shit at gardening aren't you,

well never fear helps here at last,

but oh no my legs in a plaster cast,

I need washing in the bath to do it myself would be silly

Come strip me off and help wash my willy,

I'm tired from gardening, I must rest my head

oh please miss seawitch take me to bed,

I'm sound asleep and sleeping fast

Nows the time to tongue fuck my ass,

Oooh something's tickling I give a little grunt

Now climb on my face and suffocate me with your cunt.

Aww thanks

who said romance is dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good and very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well no bastard wrote me a poem so done one to myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no bastard wrote me a poem so done one to myself! "

you're fucking good!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Brilliant!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Fab

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Here is mine for you Seawitch....

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your fanny smells of opal fruits too

To rim your ass would be a dream

After all you are the queen of fucking everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupid you're a useless turd,

Some wait and wait, but no, not a word.

Cupid you really are a stupid twat

I'm now convinced that you're a prat.

You draw your bow, but must be pissed,

As your fucking arrows clearly missed.

If your music really is true love's food,

I don't apologise for being rude.

Whoever inspires those romantic songs

Has clearly got it fucking wrong.

There's someone for everyone so they say

But sometimes it's shit on Valentines Day.

Get your finger out of your Rubenesque bum,

And shape up quick, for all who are glum.

Sharpen those arrows and make sure you aim well.

As life without love, for some, is hell!

Cupid, oh Cupid, now don't be a bitch,

Time to sort out an arrow for our Seawitch.

A tall dark, Adonis with a nice big cock,

With a penchant for getting injured tripping over a rock.

To being bathed and then erotically nursed,

A kink to which he must not be averse.

He needs a bum hole, He like to be depilated,

Then rimmed while sleeping should make him elated.

He must like a fanny that tastes like a smoothie

When he's rewarded with slowly devouring her pooty.

And finally he must perform his solemn duty,

Each day riding to ecstasy this Cambrian beauty .

So come on Cupid, don't be a prick.

And find our Seawitch her perfect Dick

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cupid you're a useless turd,

Some wait and wait, but no, not a word.

Cupid you really are a stupid twat

I'm now convinced that you're a prat.

You draw your bow, but must be pissed,

As your fucking arrows clearly missed.

If your music really is true love's food,

I don't apologise for being rude.

Whoever inspires those romantic songs

Has clearly got it fucking wrong.

There's someone for everyone so they say

But sometimes it's shit on Valentines Day.

Get your finger out of your Rubenesque bum,

And shape up quick, for all who are glum.

Sharpen those arrows and make sure you aim well.

As life without love, for some, is hell!

Cupid, oh Cupid, now don't be a bitch,

Time to sort out an arrow for our Seawitch.

A tall dark, Adonis with a nice big cock,

With a penchant for getting injured tripping over a rock.

To being bathed and then erotically nursed,

A kink to which he must not be averse.

He needs a bum hole, He like to be depilated,

Then rimmed while sleeping should make him elated.

He must like a fanny that tastes like a smoothie

When he's rewarded with slowly devouring her pooty.

And finally he must perform his solemn duty,

Each day riding to ecstasy this Cambrian beauty .

So come on Cupid, don't be a prick.

And find our Seawitch her perfect Dick

Aww that's awesome that is. Thank you!

I'm alright now, just settled down on the blanket with a quilt and my little sister has come over, just ordered a dominos and about to watch legend, 2 Tom Hardys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cupid you're a useless turd,

Some wait and wait, but no, not a word.

Cupid you really are a stupid twat

I'm now convinced that you're a prat.

You draw your bow, but must be pissed,

As your fucking arrows clearly missed.

If your music really is true love's food,

I don't apologise for being rude.

Whoever inspires those romantic songs

Has clearly got it fucking wrong.

There's someone for everyone so they say

But sometimes it's shit on Valentines Day.

Get your finger out of your Rubenesque bum,

And shape up quick, for all who are glum.

Sharpen those arrows and make sure you aim well.

As life without love, for some, is hell!

Cupid, oh Cupid, now don't be a bitch,

Time to sort out an arrow for our Seawitch.

A tall dark, Adonis with a nice big cock,

With a penchant for getting injured tripping over a rock.

To being bathed and then erotically nursed,

A kink to which he must not be averse.

He needs a bum hole, He like to be depilated,

Then rimmed while sleeping should make him elated.

He must like a fanny that tastes like a smoothie

When he's rewarded with slowly devouring her pooty.

And finally he must perform his solemn duty,

Each day riding to ecstasy this Cambrian beauty .

So come on Cupid, don't be a prick.

And find our Seawitch her perfect Dick

Aww that's awesome that is. Thank you!

I'm alright now, just settled down on the blanket with a quilt and my little sister has come over, just ordered a dominos and about to watch legend, 2 Tom Hardys!"

Your threads have me in stitches at times so it was only fair to make recompense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class- made me smile!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cupid you're a useless turd,

Some wait and wait, but no, not a word.

Cupid you really are a stupid twat

I'm now convinced that you're a prat.

You draw your bow, but must be pissed,

As your fucking arrows clearly missed.

If your music really is true love's food,

I don't apologise for being rude.

Whoever inspires those romantic songs

Has clearly got it fucking wrong.

There's someone for everyone so they say

But sometimes it's shit on Valentines Day.

Get your finger out of your Rubenesque bum,

And shape up quick, for all who are glum.

Sharpen those arrows and make sure you aim well.

As life without love, for some, is hell!

Cupid, oh Cupid, now don't be a bitch,

Time to sort out an arrow for our Seawitch.

A tall dark, Adonis with a nice big cock,

With a penchant for getting injured tripping over a rock.

To being bathed and then erotically nursed,

A kink to which he must not be averse.

He needs a bum hole, He like to be depilated,

Then rimmed while sleeping should make him elated.

He must like a fanny that tastes like a smoothie

When he's rewarded with slowly devouring her pooty.

And finally he must perform his solemn duty,

Each day riding to ecstasy this Cambrian beauty .

So come on Cupid, don't be a prick.

And find our Seawitch her perfect Dick

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupid I now think that you're stone deaf

Either that, or you're really a meff.

To leave our Wyrdo waiting all day,

For a hotty to write to her and say

I'm coming to York because you're the winner

Of a night of passion and a delicious dinner.

So wake up Cupid, and don't be a schmuck

And sort out Wyrdo for a fabulous fuck

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Well no bastard wrote me a poem so done one to myself! "

Nobody wrote me one either. I reckon we're too intimidating for 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these especially cupid your a turd lol xx

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

I don't have one either

Is this the place to go then for those writing poems to themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well no bastard wrote me a poem so done one to myself!

Nobody wrote me one either. I reckon we're too intimidating for 'em

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the postman had so many for me that he couldn't deliver them ! Well that's what I'm telling myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

your alone on valentines day? ?

Dont worry I am too

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Cupid, you still are being fucktard

And behaving like a lazy bastard.

Get your arrows out and take a shot

At an East Anglian gent that's ever so hot!

He needs to be kinky, with a liking for cake,

But built like a gladiator to make her knees shake.

And finally he needs to be fear free

If he is to satisfy the forum's Dee

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Oi Cupid, you still are being fucktard

And behaving like a lazy bastard.

Get your arrows out and take a shot

At an East Anglian gent that's ever so hot!

He needs to be kinky, with a liking for cake,

But built like a gladiator to make her knees shake.

And finally he needs to be fear free

If he is to satisfy the forum's Dee

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok Cupid you useless b*****d I take the hint.

The guy you sent stood me up so I've got my ice cold Vino for company instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok cupid you do this every year

Im fed up with your bullshit im fed up of the tears

next year please all I want from you

is someone who can make me shake and maybe smile too

Or maybe even pass me by

ill find my own perfect guy

so if youre out there my only one

come and say hi I need you a tonne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three messages sent but none received

The ladies were impressed my mission achieved.

I did receive one but not from the thread

In my dreams I'm still kiss you is what she said.

It touched my heart

But as for the rest of you I hope you follow through the next time you

fart.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Oh god I'm a reject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hes a middle finger to you cubit

i asked for a guy cute sexy and nice and what did i get

a guy full of shxxe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupid even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupid your arrow was bent.

No romantic words to me were sent.

Instead I received

Words that made me peeved

"goodbye" and off he went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now Cupid you cockwomble, you're losing the plot

How hard can it be to take a shot.

At a few eligible bachelors with the wits to make

Our Mae and Storm quiver and shake?

Just a passionate kiss to make their knees tremble

With erotic touch, not an inept fumble.

To drive them crazy and wild with desire,

With adept hands that ignite the fire

Of lust and love that alchemical mix.

Cupid you dumbass, it's not hard to fix!

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

I posted this on the wrong thread lol. Owww well here it is:

And finally this dreadful day is almost done,

Don't think I can stand to be alone on another one.

So cupid your arrow has missed again,

That's the last time I'll consider you a friend.

Of all the kisses that I could have today,

A bag of hershey kisses will keep my mood at bay.

Now cupid you see I'm not so mad at you,

There are worst things that could happen it's true.

An unwanted visitor every month,

Owww mother nature you despicable cunt.

Red the colour of love you say,

I say, how to keep men's dicks away.

So have your cake and eat it to,

If you feel like me this poem's for you.

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"Now Cupid you cockwomble, you're losing the plot

How hard can it be to take a shot.

At a few eligible bachelors with the wits to make

Our Mae and Storm quiver and shake?

Just a passionate kiss to make their knees tremble

With erotic touch, not an inept fumble.

To drive them crazy and wild with desire,

With adept hands that ignite the fire

Of lust and love that alchemical mix.

Cupid you dumbass, it's not hard to fix!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Cupid you cockwomble, you're losing the plot

How hard can it be to take a shot.

At a few eligible bachelors with the wits to make

Our Mae and Storm quiver and shake?

Just a passionate kiss to make their knees tremble

With erotic touch, not an inept fumble.

To drive them crazy and wild with desire,

With adept hands that ignite the fire

Of lust and love that alchemical mix.

Cupid you dumbass, it's not hard to fix!

thank you hope you had a good day xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Cupid you cockwomble, you're losing the plot

How hard can it be to take a shot.

At a few eligible bachelors with the wits to make

Our Mae and Storm quiver and shake?

Just a passionate kiss to make their knees tremble

With erotic touch, not an inept fumble.

To drive them crazy and wild with desire,

With adept hands that ignite the fire

Of lust and love that alchemical mix.

Cupid you dumbass, it's not hard to fix!

thank you hope you had a good day xxx"

Oh yes! Liverpool won 6-0

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