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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As it says really ....

If I have time

I shower with my expensive shower gel. Shave where it has to be done.

Moisturise, sexy underwear,stockings.

Outfit then a spray of perfume

Then I'm ready for anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above plus nails Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A splash of brut? I always like to bring chips, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get nice and smooth.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I always shower and wear something sexy

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Shower obviously and douche, shave (all over), teeth, nails (hands and toes), haircut, eyebrows, nose hair, ear hair, moisturise, a little talc and deodorant, a squirt of something nice and I'm good to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil: pre-shower conditioning of hair, mid-shower shaving balm, post shower teeth pull, post teeth all over body moisturiser. Brilliant product. Smell like a bounty bar though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, shave and smelling gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower, shave , pop on a splash of a rather jolly smelling cologne.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Coconut oil: pre-shower conditioning of hair, mid-shower shaving balm, post shower teeth pull, post teeth all over body moisturiser. Brilliant product. Smell like a bounty bar though

I prefer to leave my teeth in personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bath (prefer baths to showers), wash and condition hair, shave under arms, lower legs and lady bits, dry, moisturise, deodorant, perfume/body spray, comb hair, paint toenails, dress, bit of make up, go to club, take clothes off and wrap body in towel !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops forgot to add, clean teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand nails (polish).

Toes nails (polish).

Face mask (which I also apply to my foof).

Pluck and shape eyebrows.

Use a nasal trimmer (not much there but always try to get rid of any unwanted hair).

Wax upper lip, between brows, chin and front of neck (blonde hair but hair all the same!)Also wax big toes and bum crack for the same reason!

Shave armpits, arms, stomach, legs including all of thighs.

I have been having laser hair removal of everything on my foof but I always go over everything with a razor just in case.

Shampoo and intensive conditioner.

Moisturise entire body.

Brush and floss teeth, mouthwash.

Lingerie and perfume.

Make Up.

Clothes.

More perfume.

Hair.

More mouthwash.

More perfume.

Leave...

Get stood up...

Swear never to do it again unless we've Skyped and they've signed a contract in blood!

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By *anillanomoreCouple
over a year ago

Chichester

"Shower obviously and douche, shave (all over), teeth, nails (hands and toes), haircut, eyebrows, nose hair, ear hair, moisturise, a little talc and deodorant, a squirt of something nice and I'm good to go.

You don't exfoliate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long hot soak..

Shave ones lady garden

Legs and pits

Hair wash (twice), condition.

Lay on bed to dry naturally then moisturise all over ( takes some time as im fat)

Pop something casual on to go dry and pamper my hair (best asset)

Slap the mask on

Get dressed, spray of perfume. Last hair spruce up.

Then bobs your uncle, Fannies ya aunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil: pre-shower conditioning of hair, mid-shower shaving balm, post shower teeth pull, post teeth all over body moisturiser. Brilliant product. Smell like a bounty bar though

I've been hearing some great things about coconut oil lately, after reading how it can aid a body i am definately going to buy a tub or two next shopping day

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some down time included - I don't do rush, or meet when I'm not grounded and balanced. All the usual body tweaks and pampering. And do something fun, adding more enjoyment to my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to pluck my nose and ear hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manscape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys put me to shame .... I don't do half of any of that lol I tend to just be me and go for more of the girl next door look

Showers are a must obviously and make up .... Nails are always done cos it's shellac, laser hair removal means no hair to remove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch and sniff test followed by a once over with a KFC wet wipe and I'm good to go.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hand nails (polish).

Toes nails (polish).

Face mask (which I also apply to my foof).

Pluck and shape eyebrows.

Use a nasal trimmer (not much there but always try to get rid of any unwanted hair).

Wax upper lip, between brows, chin and front of neck (blonde hair but hair all the same!)Also wax big toes and bum crack for the same reason!

Shave armpits, arms, stomach, legs including all of thighs.

I have been having laser hair removal of everything on my foof but I always go over everything with a razor just in case.

Shampoo and intensive conditioner.

Moisturise entire body.

Brush and floss teeth, mouthwash.

Lingerie and perfume.

Make Up.

Clothes.

More perfume.

Hair.

More mouthwash.

More perfume.

Leave...

Get stood up...

Swear never to do it again unless we've Skyped and they've signed a contract in blood!

Face mask on the foof?!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Hand nails (polish).

Toes nails (polish).

Face mask (which I also apply to my foof).

Pluck and shape eyebrows.

Use a nasal trimmer (not much there but always try to get rid of any unwanted hair).

Wax upper lip, between brows, chin and front of neck (blonde hair but hair all the same!)Also wax big toes and bum crack for the same reason!

Shave armpits, arms, stomach, legs including all of thighs.

I have been having laser hair removal of everything on my foof but I always go over everything with a razor just in case.

Shampoo and intensive conditioner.

Moisturise entire body.

Brush and floss teeth, mouthwash.

Lingerie and perfume.

Make Up.

Clothes.

More perfume.

Hair.

More mouthwash.

More perfume.

Leave...

Get stood up...

Swear never to do it again unless we've Skyped and they've signed a contract in blood!

Face mask on the foof?!

I was wondering that too.... Lots of questions now lol

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By *ukepastMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Scratch and sniff test followed by a once over with a KFC wet wipe and I'm good to go."

I'm pretty much the same - unless it's an early morning one and I haven't showered yet. Tend to have a scoosh of aftershave and maybe a mouthwash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hand nails (polish).

Toes nails (polish).

Face mask (which I also apply to my foof).

Pluck and shape eyebrows.

Use a nasal trimmer (not much there but always try to get rid of any unwanted hair).

Wax upper lip, between brows, chin and front of neck (blonde hair but hair all the same!)Also wax big toes and bum crack for the same reason!

Shave armpits, arms, stomach, legs including all of thighs.

I have been having laser hair removal of everything on my foof but I always go over everything with a razor just in case.

Shampoo and intensive conditioner.

Moisturise entire body.

Brush and floss teeth, mouthwash.

Lingerie and perfume.

Make Up.

Clothes.

More perfume.

Hair.

More mouthwash.

More perfume.

Leave...

Get stood up...

Swear never to do it again unless we've Skyped and they've signed a contract in blood!

Face mask on the foof?!

I want it to look it's unblemished best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As it says really ....

If I have time

I shower with my expensive shower gel. Shave where it has to be done.

Moisturise, sexy underwear,stockings.

Outfit then a spray of perfume

Then I'm ready for anything lol

I go straight from squash and I'm ready for bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me about 3 hours to get ready for a meet. I don't want to type everything that goes along with that, it would take me ages.

-Courtney

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't do half of what some of you do and Cal still reckons I take ages...though I do like a long soak in the bath before washing and shaving essential bits.

Apart from that it's hair, make up and sexy clothes, I rarely wear perfume. My nails might get done if I have time. Toe nails are normally done anyway.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash previously used condoms, check for leaks and re-roll.

Chew a clove or raw garlic.

Squeeze any oozing spots.

Check teeth in mirror - if not yet green they'll do for another week.

Scrape excess smegma from bell end.

Find a pair of boxers which still have some flex in them.

Good to go

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Not so much pampering for me but before hand I like to have a primal screaming session.

I just stand in front of a mirror naked screaming 'I AM A TIGERRRRR!!!!' for an hour

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Hand nails (polish).

Toes nails (polish).

Face mask (which I also apply to my foof).

Pluck and shape eyebrows.

Use a nasal trimmer (not much there but always try to get rid of any unwanted hair).

Wax upper lip, between brows, chin and front of neck (blonde hair but hair all the same!)Also wax big toes and bum crack for the same reason!

Shave armpits, arms, stomach, legs including all of thighs.

I have been having laser hair removal of everything on my foof but I always go over everything with a razor just in case.

Shampoo and intensive conditioner.

Moisturise entire body.

Brush and floss teeth, mouthwash.

Lingerie and perfume.

Make Up.

Clothes.

More perfume.

Hair.

More mouthwash.

More perfume.

Leave...

Get stood up...

Swear never to do it again unless we've Skyped and they've signed a contract in blood!

Face mask on the foof?!

Yeah, thats a new one on me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does curling up in the foetal position and shaking in the corner count? I always get nerves beforehand even just a social.

Other than that a good old scrub, clean teeth, mouthwash, splash of Brut or Old Spice, that sort of thing ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the usuals as said above. Mainly lingerie makeup and shaving.

I rarely bother with nails as they chip but i always do my toe nails xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual shower, deep condition my hair, shave - I like to be smooth all over, exfoliate, moisturise, pluck my eyebrows, make up, hair, paint finger and toe nails, a nice smelling body butter and a spritz of some perfume, get dressed and then the nerves take over

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Can anyone recommend a good exfoliator please?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Can anyone recommend a good exfoliator please?

Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is something quite erotic about reading all this, you lovely people prepping for meets, the anticipation, anxiety and excitement..

One or two things not mentioned..

Clean shoes,.. Mine and hers.. Fasten the rear clip on her suspender belt and check her seams are straight ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant. "

I prefer to keep things au naturelle

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Can anyone recommend a good exfoliator please?

Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant. "

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scratch and sniff test followed by a once over with a KFC wet wipe and I'm good to go."

Same.

Lemony fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering! "

Highheels! If I have a room at a hotel in London on Friday night do you think you would turn up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering!

Highheels! If I have a room at a hotel in London on Friday night do you think you would turn up?

Guns - what's in it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering!

Highheels! If I have a room at a hotel in London on Friday night do you think you would turn up?

Guns - what's in it for me?

Cocktails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering!

Highheels! If I have a room at a hotel in London on Friday night do you think you would turn up?

Guns - what's in it for me?

Cocktails! "
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That I can do.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

gym so muscles are tight and hard, shower and shave, moisturise every inch of my body, teeth done, hair done, sheets changed and sex toys laid out strategically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone recommend a good exfoliator please?

Swarfega

Or make your own with brown sugar and coconut oil, works a treat and make you taste extra yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering!

Highheels! If I have a room at a hotel in London on Friday night do you think you would turn up?

Guns - what's in it for me?

Cocktails! .

That I can do. "

Seeing as I have your attention shall we make a weekend of it and I will book a club and hotel for Saturday as well??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get nice and smooth. "

That's the one.

Shower, shave and trim relevant bits, deordorise but not too perfumed. Get the teeth gleaming.

Jeans shirt shoes. Commando since that sorts out the 'what kond of pants?' question.

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

"Shower, shave and smelling gorgeous "

Haha, the trusty three s'es.

A bath of asses milk.. And a roll around in.. Rose petals.. Al la Cleopatra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering!

Highheels! If I have a room at a hotel in London on Friday night do you think you would turn up?

Guns - what's in it for me?

Cocktails! "
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That I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will let you know when I get a meet next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one person has said they brush their teeth and use deodorant.

That's not pampering, that's personal hygeine! Pampering is the indulgent extras; I douche too, that's hardly pampering but it is good manners!!

To some that's pampering!

Highheels! If I have a room at a hotel in London on Friday night do you think you would turn up?

Guns - what's in it for me?

Cocktails! .

That I can do. "

Brilliant. Job jobbed!! Xx

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