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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A new employment benefit is the provision of oral sex whilst you work. How much would you receive per day - if you take none, your salary does not increase to compensate.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd probably partake of a good hour a day, assuming it's the right givers and they're very talented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just take my pay check.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Do you have to work a week in hand?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I would decline the offer .

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"A new employment benefit is the provision of oral sex whilst you work. How much would you receive per day - if you take none, your salary does not increase to compensate."

I'd have a couple of hours worth so long as I wasn't taxed on it!

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham


"A new employment benefit is the provision of oral sex whilst you work. How much would you receive per day - if you take none, your salary does not increase to compensate."

Hmm, would make a change from having to keep a tub of vasaline on the desk to attempt to keep the shafting a little less raw.

(Then again only 6 more weeks left, as they just royally shafted the entire department.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I value my fingers and dont want to loose them in machinery.

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