FabSwingers.com forum: Cupid's Arrow...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For You All

This Mod thing isn't always a barrel of laughs

In fact some days it's a right royal pain in the arse.

I'm waiting for Ruggers to come tell me I'm wrong

By slapping my bum and twanging my thong!

Yet I seem to find myself here again each day

Helping to keep all the troubles at bay.

It may just be a little forum but it only takes a quorum

To troll around and make things go astray.

Sometimes I think you're all just too funny

Until there's cause to spit your dummy

Then I'm not laughing, I'm shaking my head, rolling my eyes

And deleting your thread.

Find playmates and friends, laugh and be merry

Regardless of whether they're trimmed or are hairy

Enjoy one another, be kind to your fellow posters

Cause one day you may need to borrow their toaster.

Play nice boys and girls, life is too short

To be judge, jury, criminal and court

Ignore bad spelling, poor grammar and the rude

Valentine's Day is a day to be good!

So pair up your poems, match up your thoughts

Maybe we'll find someone tying the knot.

My job will be done, as the Valentine's Fairy

Hopefully some wedding bells won't be too scary!

Throw in some romance, some chocolates and flowers

Turn on your charm and succumb to the powers

Of little old Cupid, to make your dreams come true

Just don't shoot the messenger or I'll be blue.

Happy Valentine's Day

DGx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For VaraD

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Join me in the shower

And let me fuck your foo

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Miss Bella

Happy valentines miss Bella

Your beautiful face is matched only by your beautiful personality

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Subbykitten

White chocolate

White chocolate and hot fudge sauce

What in the world am I thinking of?

Coconut cream and banana splits

Do you want to come for a skinny dip

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For peachy

Your boobs may be small

Your bum may be tight

Wish I could get horny with you

And end up shagging you one night

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Wyldstyle

You’re always there for me, Love,

To catch me when I fall.

Whenever I need help, Dear,

You always give your all.

You’re always there with comfort,

Whenever I feel bad;

You’re my sweetheart, and you’re also

The best friend I ever had.

You’re always there to love me

No matter what I do;

That is why my Valentine

Will always be just you.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Boo boo kitty

I love those socks that you wear,

Keep then in, keep them there,

Boo boo kitty,

You gorgeous fitty,

I hope our paths cross one day

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For _km45

We first met from a dating thread

It's soppy, but it's true.

So thanks to Miss Cheeky Chops

for helping me find you.

We've enjoyed some special times,

Some flirting and some tease.

I so enjoy your company

I talk to you with ease.

I've got a simple question,

it may seem rather silly.

What I want to know is this:

When can I suck your willy?

Happy Valentines Day. XXX

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Ligeia

He met a maiden sweet and fair

Clad only in her underwear

A pleasing sight to his eyes

He felt himself begin to rise

His eyes took on a look of lust

As they espied her ample bust

A dreamy mist did cloud those eyes

As they saw her creamy thighs

Her panties tight, almost revealing

He found this sight most appealing

She said “You know, ‘tis rude to stare”

And he replied “I do not care

For 'tis your fault, your lack of clothes

Is the reason my cock arose”

“Now if you’d let me remove your bra

Then I can see how round they are

And I shall be a pantie thief

And take them off with my teeth

Then when you’re in a naked state

We’ll have sex or I’ll masturbate”

“Why Sir"she said, "Do as you will

The thought indeed gives me a thrill

And as you said, your cock is growing

I tell you, my juice is flowing

So get busy with your hands

Take off my bra, caress my glands

And with your teeth do what you say

Let my pussy out to play

His deft hands soon did the trick

Her breasts were bare to stroke and lick

And on her panties his teeth did tug

Baring her pussy in it’s soft dark rug

As they came off she said "That’s better

And you have made me even wetter”

With his hands, he raised her hips

And softly kissed her swollen lips

“Oh yes” she cried, “That feels so nice”

As his tongue made her come twice

Then she opened her legs wide

And said “Now put your cock inside

No more touching, no more looking

Just give me a damn good fucking.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Ms Innocent

Only Ms Innocent could have me writing such ditties

With that wonderful smile and those magnificient...eyes

Just show her your bum

And she'll give you a surprise

So, I know this poem's shite

But with any luck

You'll be my Valentine

Oh, and do you fancy a fuck?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For London-guy68

When I first saw your pics

I nearly came in my niks

You seem like a hot date

But you won't take the bait

I'm visiting the smoke

I need a poke

Come and stay with me

And you will see

What fun can be had when I'm feeling bad!!!!!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Hrnyintelford

I've seen you lying in the bath,

By now you must be wrinkly.

I'd like to get you out of there

and check out your fine winkie.

See ya around sexy knees xxx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Marmite 1972

Happy Valentine's Day Marmite.

Stop them fags and I'll keep fabbing.

If you don't, I'll keep on nagging!

Hoping to mingle with you soon X

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Biscotti22

stand over me

squat down a little

a little more

good

run your fingers on the outer lips

push them together

let the lips puff out a little

Now

Trace a finger through the middle

spread the lips

Show me your pink

give it a pull

and let your clit be revealed

rub it for me

let your pussy juices run

let them drip to my mouth

Long stringy drops

of the sweetest nectar

that elevates my

sexual consciousness

as you finger yourself

to great depths

raising the fires

to singe our union

until you cum

raining over me what a loverly valentine

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Courtney

With both brains and beauty in equal measure

Courtney you're Fab's most magnificent treasure

Known to us all as the resident Yank

And to some, simply their favourite wank!

But just for today will you be so kind

And say you'll be My Sweet Valentine

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For HappyLittleFucktoy

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Flies are tough

But I have faith in you.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DirtyGirl

Dirty girl is on this site

She's in forums so don't write shite

Her brother's on fab too

Let's hope no cock pics on the loo

She has the breast face avatar

And lives in scottieland oh so far

Not sure why she's here

Hope she never sheds a tear

Down below or up above

Maybe this girls here for love

It's Valentine's day very soon

I think she maybe likes to spoon

If I'm right I do too

If she likes me woohoo

So for that romantic day

What more can you want me to say

But as a regular forumite

My love for you is unrequited

Have a great Feb fourteen

And hope interest in you can be seen

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Shag Tonight

Oh Shagtonight where did thou' go

I'm here for you, with the haribo

With the gummy bears and chewy rings

That is what this Valentine brings

So suck them gently, or get those teeth chewing

And while you enjoy, get the kettle brewing

Then settle down with your drink and snack

And While watching some shite, you can empty your sack

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Trademark

Well hello there Trademark, I'm not sure about you

What is this trademark you claim to do?

Is it hidden or displayed with pride?

I'm not quite sure, maybe it's something you hide

May your Valentine will get to see this trademark

But when showing, make sure it's in the light and not in the dark

I'm sure we're all wondering what this could be

So come on Trademark, let us all see.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For 1961_lizzie

Whether babe, sexy or Hun,

I'm sure could have lots of fun,

Now I'm not talking of love and romance,

Just a chance to get in your pants.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Throbbin_hood777

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You should know

I'm into you

My nipples are hard

My pussy is wet

Some other rhyming stuff.....

Fancy a fuck?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Marc

I don’t want to set the world on fire

I just want to start

A flame in your heart

In my heart I have but one desire

And that one is you

No other will do

I’ve lost all ambition for worldly acclaim

I just want to be the one you love

And with your admission that you feel the same

I’ll have reached the goal I’m dreaming of

Believe me

I don’t want to set the world on fire

I just want to start

A flame in your heart

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For happinesswill

You impressed my brain with your elvish

But I know that I cannot be selfish

My eyes fall on mjolnir

Every time I see it on yer

I pray to god I don't put out my pelvish

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For knitter

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Flies are tough

But I have faith in you.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Thing Two

I was mesmerised by your obliques

And your membership to all of the cliques

Your body is buff

That's a nice handcuff!

Such a shame you're up in t'North East

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For _oward1978

Your super cute colour pop photos

And your wiggling rainbow toes

Those hands gripping that bed

Makes my cheeks turn red

And suddenly... where are my clothes?!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Diamondjoe

So funny, snarky, and cool

Over your photos I regularly drool

On you I would jump

You are my Top Trump

And the forum's number one jewel!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For ShagTonight

Your words of wisdom are divine

I wish that sixpack could be mine

"Be patient!" you cry

But do they comply?

No! They just continue to whine!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Courtney

Darling! So calm and so kind

But beware that razor sharp mind!

A beauty to match

You're really quite a catch!

Who disagrees?

They must be blind!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Playing With Fire

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Flies are tough

But I have faith in you.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Liam92

There is a young lad named Liam

That I desire whenever I see 'im

In his pics, I get distracted

By [CONTENT REDACTED]

He's definitely one in a million!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For MsDemeanor

Your eyes have the power to disarm me

Your forum posts always charm me

So sexy and gorgeous

With your presence you court us

And your delicious bod sends my brain barmy!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Knitter

There are over a million words in the dictionary , none of them are worthy to describe your beauty. Each morning you make me smile , and every evening your my last message and thought

thank you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Wasp_Hunter

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I want to smash

The kyriarchy with you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Merryteaser

There was a young Merryteaser

Who looked like a definite pleaser

This girl would spy,

Perv, squirm, and sigh

And dream of the day when he'd seize her

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For _rightonsteve

The solid voice of reason

In the forums every season

You make my bits glow

Come be my Haribeaux!

Oh darn, you're only just teasin'!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Mrs Mac

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You've gone from my hotlist

to my friends list

Now I want you

The fabbing is fun

The banter the flirting

Now get on your knees

And practice your twerking

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For JimiUK

JimiUk, your thighs are divine,

Imagine my delight when they rubbed off mine,

Personality, body and tattoos to boot,

And a Top notch penis ready to shoot,

I know that this poem will blow you away,

So Hubby-to-be, Happy Valentines Day!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Mr Potato Head

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For mikeC81

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Oral for me

And a blowjob for you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Danielpierced

Look into my eyes.

Your eyes are getting heavy

You're getting sleepy,

Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.

Now repeat after me..

"I want to be your sex slave"

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Markoh

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

Fancy a fuck

You know I do

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Knitter

Ah, my darling knitter!

I've heard you're never the quitter!

Those gorgeous red lips

Plus your ingenious quips

Have my heart all up in a flitter!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Danielpierced

Your nightly ventures dare

To make me want to stare

Friendly and suave

And a right proper laugh

Daniel, you're beyond compare!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For 1961_lizzie

There once was a Girl called Lizzy

Whose Breasts have me in a tizzy

and seeing as its Valentine's Day

With this rhyme I'm hoping to say

Mmmmm I just cannot wait to play.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DG, Rugby and Jezebel

This is my ode to the mods,

Who ruthlessly root out the sods.

They wield so much power

If I give them a flower,

Maybe I'll improve my odds.

We don't always see eye to eye,

And my humour is sometimes too dry.

They have a hard task,

But all that I ask,

Is don't ban me again or I'll cry.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For ??

Happy valentines day to my fab bf, no one can talk as straight as you nor as frankly yet you never fail to make me laugh. I always enjoy your chats and cant wait to see you again X

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For KJ

Happy valentines to KJ

I could get lost in your beautiful blue eyes

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Mrs Mac

Happy valentines Mrs mac

Until the next time we meet, my dear betrothed your insatiable nature is matched only by your mind x

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For RubyWoo

She was a curious girl,

who loved the smell,

of old books,

chasing butterflies

and touching herself

under the covers.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Funky Monkey

You are such a cute monkey

Who doesn't smell at all funky.

With a lollipop in your gob

And an entirely beautiful knob.

Meet me in the night garden

So I can feel you harden.

We can hide from Mark the ninja

Under the fringe of my vagina.

You have such an amazing bottom

I could lick it till at least autumn.

I adore you to the moon and back

I'll even let you feel my giant rack.

We can stash all the pocket fluff

In a little box meant for stuff.

Then get in the time machine

And you can flick my bean!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Thing Two

Bring the new anal hook,

You can try something new.

Screw me and try me.

Be naughty, Thing Two.

This Thing does excite me,

I want to have fun.

So, come in my box now

Thing Two you’re Thing One!

Can you drive to me fast?

And bring all that you do?

I would like to be bad,

With Thing Two and that’s you!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For TravP

Perfect gent in public places,

Naughtier in private spaces,

What a welcome sight to see

A fab return from ace Trav P.

He may have spent a while away

And now that he’s come back to play

I’ll finally admit I think,

His towel is orange. So not pink!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Scarlet & Clem

I know I’m not her type. I don’t want to cause a ruction.

I would like to spend some time with Miss Scarlet Seduction.

I know she has a lovely face, a stunning arse and tits,

But what I really like about her is her cracking wits.

I know she’s not available. I’d also like her man though.

If only he could travel. I can hear you, Clem Fandango!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For BrightonSteve

Give me a pen and some paper to write on

I have some thoughts to jot down

Some are concerning that Steve who’s from Brighton

Taking me out on the town

Followed by naughtiness in a hotel suite

Just us two or a small crowd

Just one main rule for this fantasy fab meet

Please, no sheep onesies allowed

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For RoxiAnne

No longer Classy?

Now you're Roxi I see

Excellent stuff,

time for debauchery

If last year was classy and lady

Let's make this one debauched and shady

spreaders and paddles

Horse crops and saddles

Riding you more

To la petite mort

Okay, saddles was just for the rhyme

But in not much time

I'll be pressed up close,

And you'll be more than just my Valentine

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DuckOfTheBay

It seems you're a cheeky sort

Probably without a passport

To get you out of Wales

And under my fingernails.

It may be that you bring the duck

but he can't possibly watch us fuck

Cause that's not up my street

And not his sort of treat.

Throw in a loaf of bread

and make a curry thread

Cause I heard duck is good

In that sort of food.

Some hoisin sauce and a pancake

Foodie foreplay to make me quake

Naked nonsense in the kitchen

Is sure to have us twitching.

But since you're a mardy twat

And Valentine's leaves you flat

I'm going to rip up this poem

Find someone else and blow him!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For everyone who doesn't get a poem

Roses are okay

Violets are fine

You be the 6

And I'll be the 9

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For MsDemeanor

This girl I've known a while

I like to think I make her smile

She has such sexy lips

And even sexier hips

Her breasts are more than handfuls

Her nipples large and worth a pull

I like this woman very much

Hope she succumbs to my touch

She has a lovely way about her

And many men with this concur

Havnt managed to meet her yet

I'd like to get her on a jet

And take her somewhere with nice vista

And hope I get to caress and kiss her

I will treat her like a princess

And indulge her to excess

She deserves lots of attention

Oh and I forgot to mention

She is a gorgeous forumite

She came in forums day and night

She had been absent the last few days

But she always has me in a daze

I want this woman as soon as poss

Or I will be at a loss

She is a cutie

A forum beauty

And for Valentine's I send my love

Let's hope this thread is my dove

And the message gets to her

If it does then I will purrrrrrr

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For RoxiAnne

Roses are red violets are blue.

Beautiful is a word that perfectly describes you.

Your new name might be sassy.

But you will always be classy.

Now come and sit on my cock and make me happy

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Ladylick

Roses are red violet are blue.

Every time I have dirty thoughts it's always about you.

You certainly are one hot chick.

And you have a name that ends in lick.

So will you do me the honour and come and suck my dick

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Marc & Courtney

Marc an Courtney sitting in a tree.

K.I.S.S.I.N.G

First comes love.

Then comes marriage.

They go together like a horse and carriage.

Sucking his cock.

Wetting her pants.

Meet me and you will be doing the

hula, hula dance

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For 1961_lizzy

We met for a date

It must have been fate

Was one not to miss

Especially our first kiss

One month on We're still having fun

With our memories only just begun

So here's to our future

And I know your lovely for sure

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Thing Two

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your name is Thing Two

And I like to fuck you

Glass toys and wands

Rope, floggers and ice

Non blacked-out windows

And crisps are nice

Dogger hunters and rambles

You know that I'm in

But watch out for the camera

It'll fall off the bin

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For landscapelad

When I first met you I looked into your heart.

I knew you were the one and we would have a great start .

Your smile makes me smile . Your laugh makes me laugh

You are always on my mind , no matter what I do .

I want you to know from the bottom of my heart I Truly Love You

It's not because of the money , cars ,

and all the riches you may posses ,

but being who you are and all your tender caress .

You are my man, heart, and soul,

without you I wouldn't be a whole.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For VaraD

In the morning

I like to send

A message to

My chummy Friend

To say hello

Wish you a spiffing day

Have a chuckle

Set you on your way

So here’s a poem

To make you smile

You been a chum

For quite a while

It’s you I would love to spoon

Like that day in the travel lodge

A Christmas market a jolly large sausage

A splendid day spent with you smudge

Come visit My castles

Make my day complete

An to show my true devotion

I typed this with my feet

Happy Valentines day Smudge

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Lib!

Once I messaged on a whim,

And obvious to all but him,

Lib!'s a truly lovely chap,

Worth a meet (and worth a fap).

To sexy girls who read this post,

I'll gladly recommend said host.

If you want fun with a good guy,

Trust me girls. He's worth a try.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For _aeriequeen

With pictures resplendent and fine

You're gorgeous and divine to behold

I cant wait until your lips touch mine

And you in my arms I can fold

Happy valentines day xx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For ShagTonight

A guy from the forums called Shag,

Knew looking for meets was a drag,

Have patience he'd say

As he trained through the day,

And had haribos from a huge bag.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For BrightonSteve

A nice guy from Brighton called Steve,

In forums, a comment he'd leave

a sensitive quote

to a new girl or bloke,

He's lovely, I truly believe!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For AndyKinky

There was a great guy who was kinky,

I heard that he's shy of his winkie

I've seen him romancing

and at the club, dancing,

and confirm that his dick isn't dinky!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Vine

A gent from the forums called Vine,

Was pleasant and looked mighty fine,

His manner and tone

means he's never alone,

When I fucked him it was mighty fine!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For walkingtaff

There once was a Welsh man called Taff,

Whose comments would make us all laugh,

I'd be happy to walk

and cuddle and talk

and play fight with pooch 'cos I'm daft.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Fireblade

There was a forum man Bladey,

Who was looking for a sexy lady,

He was a cool dude,

just a little bit rude,

but nothing too kinky or shady.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Merryteaser

There was a man called Merryteaser,

Who was a rather lush geezer.

Ladies loved all his pic

of his body and dick,

In the bedroom, he was a real pleaser.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DanBerks

I middle case Love you loads!

No wobbles allowed xxx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Liam92

Young Liam a cute guy from Brum

Had pics of his muscles and bum.

He could be your sex toy.

He would bring you much joy.

Such a shame I'm as old as his mum !

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For anyone that dosnt get one today

Happy Valentines Day,

To those who have Valentines,

And to those who don't.

To those married,

And those searching for love.

Those who love and fall apart,

And to those heart broken.

To those who'd rather be single,

To those afraid to love.

Happy Valentine's Day.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Licketysplits

If Valentines Day did not exist,

No flowers, gifts or cards,

We'd search to find another way

To send you our regards.

We must communicate to you

Appreciation and respect,

Hoping our heartfelt message

Has a warm and good effect.

HAD I the heavens' embroidered cloths,

Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half-light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

But Valentine's Day is here again, So we send this poem to say

You're extraordinary, special, rare;

Happy Valentine's Day!

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Zoya

be my valentine

because you are endless song of my heart.

O" please be valentine my lovely angel of life.

be my valentine i'am the frog you miss!

'because i'am the perfect prince'.

be my valentine

because you are the rainbow of my heart

and the music of my life.

be my valentine

you bring music to my life

and put a song in my heart.

be my valentine

because

you are lost treasure

of my heart an my life

i'am lost with out you

because i love you.

be my valentine in sand of time

let grow and wise in life

and share the music of life

in sand of time together.

be my valentine

because i love you my love.

as travel these road in life

to build a perfect world

for you my love.

in the sand of time.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For strawberry-pop

I don't need any more than this,

as we cuddle close and softly kiss.

Your body warm your scented hair,

what more than this my love Is There.

The laughter playful in your eyes,

that speaks in truths and never lies.

The way your nose tickles my cheek,

making me laugh leaving me weak.

The way you nibble at my ear,

and whisper words to draw me near.

Your nails that leave their mark on me,

leaving me sore but happily.

You snuggle close and ask of me,

to hold you tight or set you free.

No force on earth could make me leave,

for I need only you to please believe.

A kiss a cuddle a laugh a joke,

is sometimes enough for any bloke.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Peach perfect

Good things come to those who wait

That’s a lie because you’re not good, you’re great,

And I was all but lost for Valentine’s

Thinking I had no date

While my first impression was not the best

I promise it will be outdone by all my rest

And this opportunity I’ve dreamt about

Will become reality without any doubt

My words are not fabricated

I mean what I say

You are the reason for the beat of my heart

And my feelings for you have no clear start

My words are not fabricated

I mean what I say

You are the reason for the beat of my heart

And my feelings for you have no clear start

They are all inside of me

Wanting to come out

And all I need is one chance

For you to see that I can be your best.

I will not be hurt by a negative response

For you will always be in my heart

I’m not sure where our future will end

But I know where I want it to start

Will you be my Valentine?

"For you, I would give up my whole world for an eternity."

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Juniper Green

I want you by my side,

All the time...

On the days cuddly,

On the nights chilly

I want to share charming chats...

And also the silence when there is no need for that...

I want to share mirthful joy...

And also the tearful cry...

I want to steal glances when everyone is around,

And also lost in your arms when no one surrounds...

If anyone calls me greedy for wanting so much then let them be...

Cause even at the end of the world i just want U & Me

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For BoldGirl

Imagine us being together,

maybe us being forever.

Imagine us being happy with one another,

and cuddling underneath the covers.

Imagine me kissing all over you,

and my hands wandering all over your body too.

Imagine me with my hands all in your hair,

and telling you how much I care.

Imagine yourself running your fingers down my spine,

and you saying "you're all mine".

Imagine us messing up the bed sheets,

and listening to each other's heartbeat.

Imagine our bare skin touching,

our naked bodies cuddling.

Imagine you scratching down my back,

and giving you all the love sweet and sweaty.

Imagine us being together,

maybe us being forever.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Faeriequeen

My valentine wish is for a kiss from your lips

a kiss so sweet ..make my heart so skip a beat

my valentine dance ...

a touch from your hand maketh me grand

so alive and wanting you

be by my side my valentine bride

my love from me to you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For StormX

she is my adiction.

she makes me feel so high.

when i look into her eyes.

just to feel her embrace, and

to touch her face, makes me feel

like i, can touch the sky.

she is the light in the darkness.

with all of the love and wisdom that she shares.

she is the reason why i keep on breathing, and believing.

shes the twinkle in my eyes.

my shelter, from the rain,

she is the love of my life,

and that will never change.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Howi 1978

Your pics are fab, they're really great

That body of yours so lithe and lean

It truly is a sight to be seen

Shoulders straight, broad and strong

Arms to hold me, tender and long

Your back so smooth I'd love to get

Down and dirty and covered in sweat

That ass of yours like a perfect peach

So near but still so out of reach

I want to stroke it, spank it, lick it

Kiss it, bite it, gently caress it

Those thighs so strong, I feel I must

Test their power with every thrust

Your chest is bare and it has to be said

A perfect place to lay my head

As for the rest in your white Next pants

They're definitely worth more than a passing glance

Your face is hidden from all bar your friends

And even here the surprises don't end

Those beautiful eyes, those full luscious lips

My tongue wants to touch and tenderly kiss

Shall we meet? Who knows, that remains to be seen

And so until then I'll continue to dream

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Mrs DDC

Your boobs are round and so's your belly

Your feet can somtimes be quite smelly

At night your snoring is so great

Seismologists think there's been a quake.

You lose my tools and hide my shoes

But, tell the truth, I'd never choose

Another girl to share my life

I couldn't have a better wife

You're sexy, fun and great support

To help me through a life so fraught

You are my love, you are my rock

Now cuddle up and suck my...err... my last rolo?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For danberks

When my spare time starts to drag

I like to spend some time on Fab

Perving and posting, the time does fly

Then one day you caught my eye

Your pics are great, your posts are fun

No mention of being down and glum

I dallied and dithered, I couldn't commit

To messaging you, because I am a twit.

Then joy of joys, hip hip hooray

You messaged me first. What a fabulous day!

We chatted and laughed, we flirted and smiled,

Though separated by 100s of miles.

But now we have met, the mutual lure

Meant no time was wasted acting demure

So next time we meet there should be no snag

To stop us from having a fabulous shag.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Brightonsteve

You make me laugh, you make me smile

You get on my nerves once in a while

You can be intelligent you can be silly

But that is better than having a 10 inch Willy

An Adonis you say you're not

But that left bicep is in with a shot

You have a lot of arms and legs

And I hear you have a penchant for pegs

The straightest bi guy you reckon you are

But with that bloody hat you're seen from afar

But you're kind and funny, quirky and witty

Which I guess makes up for you being a crap shag

Love from the church candle

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For walkingtaff

True Love My Valentine......

I want YOU

I like seeing pics of YOU

I want to touch YOU

And see YOU smile

I love the life I live in Fabland

And YOU I want as my man

with YOU I can be a little girl

And YOU can make my mind twirl

I love the life I live in Fabland

And YOU I want as my man

with YOU I can be the Mistress

And I can make YOU moan & groan

I'm reaching out to YOU with my hand

Oh how I want that strong man

YOU are on my mind

I want YOU and Pooch to be my valentine

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For goddess basset

I'd dress as a lady, just for the laugh

You're at the peak of my sexual graph

I'd drive and get lost to be with you

I'd eat a banana out of your foo-foo

I'd let you do things to me that

I'd only do for a Bastet Cat x"

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For katie.m

No roses are required they just wilt anyway

just spend time with me that is a gift that no one can take away

No fancy meal is needed

No standard cliché just for Valentine's Day

No need to dress up

No need for a cup of wine

I just want to spend time with you

it don't matter what we do

A simple pizza and a movie or listening to a good tune

should create some memories that will last way beyond

Valentine's Day

No need to say be mine

You will find that the Valentine is already written in my heart

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Jezebel

Cuddle in my arms, you are.

We just enjoying quiet time together.

Relaxing on the couch in the dark with a single candle burning.

Just reflecting back on our relationship.

Like when we first met.

It's been a worthy experience.

One I wouldn't trade for anything.

I remember our first kiss.

It's simply hard to forget.

It was sincere.

It was passionate.

Just like the one I've just given you.

I remember our walks in the park.

Those self made dinners we had.

Those was good times.

Just like those we are creating now.

As we are just cuddling in the dark.

Reflecting back.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For _isscheekychops

Cuddle me sweet lover,

infront of an open fire,

under warm and wooly covers,

towards you my body hovers,

and with bodies intertwined,

when I pressed against your chest,

I could feel you heart beating,

And when I pressed light kisses upon your neck,

I could feel you shiver,

And when our mouths met,

I could feel the fireworks in my belly,

But when you held me,

within your embrace bare skin against skin,

Without even saying a word,

there is nothing but you on my mind,

we could be free from this world for a time

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Walkingtaff

Be my Valentine - oh please be mine X

Oh your touch is so soft - I imagine.....

I think of you on my bed.....

Sprawled out .....waiting there for a belly rub.....and a scratch of your head....

Your tongue on my cheek.....to say you love me....

Come on and give me what I want......

Wag that tail ...... Shake it from side to side.......

Oh Yeah......

Just come to me and curl up on my lap......

And lay your head there......

Leave him.......and be mine.....

Oh POOCH it's our time ......

Come be mine.....

Be my VALENTINE

MWAH X

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Cute n Sassy

Lying in your embrace

Staring face to face

Do you think it's destiny;

This world fond of mystery,

found someone like you ?

Do you think this love

is something we'll always share?

I think the world should know

that I've found someone to care

Moments stopped in time

and everything's just fine

You're everything I could care for

and there's nothing left to find

Let me hold your hand

For as Long as I can

Because these memories

Are all that I am

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Jo30

cuddle up together by the firelight

cozy and content on a winters night

with a glass of wine to give your heart a glow

looking out the window at the falling snow

then a gentle kiss to make the night divine

for a night of bliss as your arms entwine

such lovely setting filled with such delight

both in love together on a winters night

cuddled so close your heart beating its merry dance

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Miss kissing kelly

I offer you the finer things

the moon and stars and saturns rings

and all the joy this night may bring

for you my valentine

The beers chilled the blanket spread

on sand of gold no finer bed

sweet nothings whispered cheeks rose red

for you my valentine

The ocean lapping at the shore

making music for sweet amour

for you and I and no one more

for you my valentine

Your hand in mine and mine in yours

secluded here beneath the stars

no need for clubs nor smokey bars

for you my valentine

The darkness hides us from their view

just you with me and I with you

making this night a time for two

for you my valentine

A kiss a touch a mem'ry staid

here beyond the promenade

where you and I our own fun made

for you my valentine

The dawn is set the morning wakes

across our toes the ocean breaks

as we dispel with love our aches

for you my valentine

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For QueenOfTease

I don't need any more than this,

as we cuddle close and softly kiss.

Your body warm your scented hair,

what more than this my love Is There.

The laughter playful in your eyes,

that speaks in truths and never lies.

The way your nose tickles my cheek,

making me laugh leaving me weak.

The way you nibble at my ear,

and whisper words to draw me near.

Your nails that leave their mark on me,

leaving me sore but happily.

You snuggle close and ask of me,

to hold you tight or set you free.

No force on earth could make me leave,

for I need only you to please believe.

A kiss a cuddle a laugh a joke,

is sometimes enough for any bloke.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Liam92

'Talking to you brightens my day,

Even when you laugh at the things that I say.

I love that you teach me cockney rhyming slang,

Even if I do say it with a scouse twang.

You know I can't wait to get my hands on you,

Or maybe I play it really cool and you haven't a clue.

OK I can't be bothered finishing the poem (sorry) but seriously, thank you so much for being such a brilliant friend to me and ya just so fuhhny! You cheer me up when I'm down and I just love our random chats. Happy valentine's tease bag X

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For GentlemanBen

I like this guy - he makes my right arm stronger

And his sexy body make my showers longer

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Wyrdwoman

Its a bedroom melody let my body sing to yours. Sleeplessness has been holding you hostage girl I am kicking in the door.

You have tried your fingers and toys. But you know there is nothing like the real Mccoy.

We have been working on this moment all night long so let me play your body this song. I am turning off everything until you are the only thing turned on. I see it trickling down your crevice how could I not want to save you.

Tonight when I am done you will get more than a wink or two. Play with your clit for me but I don't need help with this tune.

But the only thing tight in here isn't this room. I have to tease it up and down the middle.

It's an art to putting you to bed and I have solved the riddle. Hold it open to expose your puddle of love.

I am going to ease it in see tonight isn't about the push or shove.

It's about the intimacy you can't get from a device. See I am here stroking inside of you because I know what will suffice.

Look into my eyes showing me your emotion as I part your ocean.

While I squeeze your legs together making tighter what we have loosened. Can you feel me expand at your body's command.

You have been looking for a sleep that only this bedroom melody can demand.

Roll over onto your side and let our moans be the beat for this lullaby. We will let our name calling and bedroom talk be the words don't be shy.

I am aiming inside of you for the front your stomach can you feel my length. Over your g spot it's rubbing with my hand on your hip I am gaining my strength. I feel it talking to me no words required.

I hear it splashing as my solidity shows you how you are the object of my desire. It's squeezing me without your will shit is getting real. Tonight you will find sleep with me at the wheel. So keep singing this melody with me. I feel you're about to let it go. With this orgasm this is the end of your sleepless road.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DirtyGirl

Roses are red

violets are blue

You use funny money

And your football team is poo

He he he he he

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Lisa 59

Lisa 59, she's seriously cool

A beautiful lady and nobody's fool

I'd love for the chance

To get into her pants

She truly is Fab's hidden jewel

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Popping_candy

Ripped your panties from your waist ,

putting my tongue in , having a taste .

Licking you fast and licking you good .

Liking that don't you ? knew you would.

Stripping your body , bare your tits,

pinching your nipples , Mmmm that's it .

Licking your pussy , doing it slowly .

Flicking on your clit , til cum starts to flow .

Spreading your pussy , kissing your lips ,

just like that , and tweaking your nipples .

You like the way I'm making you moan ,

You'll suck me later , until I groans.

Pushing my finger all the way in , pull it out and in again .

Faster and deeper you want it to go ,

make you cum , I want to blow .

Moan and shake as you orgasm peaks ,

switch you places , it's my dick that you seek .

You grab my boxers , let my dick spring loose , pull them to my ankles , using your lips as a noose .

You suck and lick and you slick it with spit , suck on the tip , sucking more bit by bit . Moaning and bobbing my head on my dick , picking up rhythm , my hips start to rock .

Play with my balls , roll them around, sucking my dick deeper when I'm pushing your head down . Sucking it faster , you pick up the pace , shooting my load , all over your face .

Mmm , you like it just like that , you're so fucking nasty , that's a fact .

You want me to fuck you so hard that you scream , fuck me faster , make you cream .

Shoving the dick into your little hole , fucking you hard so your tits roll .

Flip you over , fuck you doggy style ,

You like it this way , make it last a while .

Grabbing you by the tits and fuck even quicker , fucking you hard , fucking you fast til my own cum gets thicker .

Pushing deep inside , giving you some more , cum in your pussy .

You love how I fuck you ,

I'll want some more later

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Foxy_minx

Her thin pink nightie

Makes this poet dizzy

She fills it up nicely

Delicate and sensual

A feminine allure

She's my second skin

First too

A real love

In and out of pink

Turned on

Lovely

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Affectionate Bitch

The Sun has set, I awake, my heart begins to beat

Yearning to get next to you and absorb your body heat

There's a nip in the air that feels more like a bite

You could warm my heart on a chilling winter night

Thinking about you keeps me warm in February

You may think that's strange `cos you know I'm very hairy

It's loud and it's clear, no need to read between the lines

You'll always be my one and only Valentine's

My eyes enticed by sugary delights shaped as body parts

My tongue teased and pleased by your chocolate cream filled hearts

Still Pandora's dark chocolate box oozed with cherry goo

Spilling your sweet passion with each cry of ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooooh!

Just then I came across the treat desired more than all the rest

Your creamy milk chocolate mound crowned with caramel, undressed

I wish I could forever savor the flavor of your sensual sweet nest

And wash down this unlocked treasury under your candy nippled breast

I'll whisper words of secret passion until it gets too hot

Just tell me how to keep it real and make it hit the spot

I wanna watch your fingers turning out the bedroom light

I'd like to melt your sweet sinful heart on any kind of night

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Subbykitten

My Valentine, you’re all I want;

In you, I find joy and delight;

You give me everything I need;

I’m happiest when you’re in sight.

I think of you both night and day;

I’m drawn to you in pure attraction;

When you’re not here, I ache for you,

For your fulfilling satisfaction.

I dreamed of love like this, and yet,

I never thought that I would capture

The deep, exciting thrills we have,

This intoxicating bliss and rapture.

Please be my Valentine, and more;

Be my life, my world, my all;

Together we can be content,

And share life’s pleasures, big and small.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Curiouscurvy

Roses are red, violets are blue, your lips taste like strawberry essence and your neck surely does too.

Outside it's as chilly as jack's frost cold breath, but here in my bed, we warm ourselves with the fiery heat of passion, to not know, it's a fate worse than death.

On this cold night, in my grasp I have the object of my obsession, I praise you with kisses and lather you with my affection.

When the room goes dark, in this exact moment your the only thing I lust for.

I place my hand softly along your neck and your throat, pulling you closer, kissing, licking and sucking, were making music, I continue searching for the right musical note.

I lift up your shirt in search of Victoria's Secret, instead I find two well endowed bosoms, each one of them a perfectly sized breast, I shove each one in my mouth, lick them, suck them and put them to the test.

Your body shutters as my teeth grit each nipple, you let out a moan,

Our lips interlock, our tongues wrestle like two snakes, you keep teasing me softly, it enrages me, but I love it, its time to ante up the stakes.

I undo my belt buckle, I see a curious fear in your eyes, the sexual tension is building, your eyes cant tell lies.

As I pin your body close to mine, I free my cock from bondage, a festering monster engorged with blood and fueled by lust, I place your hand on it, for me it's now or never or go bust.

You stroke it gently at first and strangle it like an old lover, I continue to kiss, suck and bite you gently, im still searching for Vicky's secret, its location i've yet to uncover.

As you touch me, all I want to do is spread your legs like hot butter, shove my tongue inside your temple, show you my worth and spin your heart into a flutter.

By now, we've hit the apex of innocent foreplay, how much more tension is needed before we dive head first into a sexual foray?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Lushjackie

It started with fox trot

And then the pace got hot.

He swept her off her feet

Amidst impassioned heat....

He took her to the skies

With bliss between her thighs,

Then let her gently down

While near lay her ball gown.

She was left wanting more

Of him within her core

And longing for next chance

When with him she would dance.

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Sunshine71

Your beauty and fragrance make me so hot

your silky soft shell ,is wet in that spot

As your bloom emerges, I can feel your heat

from the tip of your nose to the balls of your feet

My turgid erection has a pulse of its own

Even now, as I write this sensuous poem

I give you my gift, that from being a man

loving your Rosebud, , like no other can

Your honey allures me, that odor and scent

your budding tight blossom begins to present

Now like a picture of the soft morning dew

A memory of passion for just me and you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For BumbleBea

Baby I wanna be deep inside

Let me be deep inside your water

Falling deeper in love with your aura

Letting your love save me from my sorrows

As I watch the sun rise over your tomorrow

It's ironic that "eye" inhaled the chronic of your universe

Observing the vibe of which two souls greatly emerge

Let me be deep inside your mind

Sending chills down your spine

Exploring your soul for several minutes

Deepstroking your thoughts as you come to your senses

"Eye" admit it that "eye" enjoy our long moments of ascension

You admit that you decide to cast aside your inhibitions

We both admit that we made a logistic decision

Digging deeper to see each other's true intentions

Let me be deep inside

Caressing your mind while making love to your body

Pushing myself deeply inside your wettest treasures

You're something "eye" could cherish forever

This feeling seems so surreal that "eye" even know how you feel

As if the universe could create a woman like you that gives me chills

I wanna take you on a universal ride

So baby, my queen let me be deep inside

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Sunriselover

Held tightly in my warm embrace

Your body writhing, hips quivering

My eyes captivated

Your heartbeat resonates within my chest

My mind occupied as I plunge deeper inside you

I kiss you, my gentle lips barely caressing your neck

My fingers grasping, tantalising your inner thigh

Your back arches, eyes close, lips bitten

Nipples stand erect, hips thrust with palpable desire

My eyes consume you

Your questioning eyes stare deeply back at mine

My utmost desire to know what they think.

We giggle, play, your hair coiled between my fingers

We hold each other, warm, moist

Smiling.

Insatiable, yet content just to hold one another

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Goddess-Bastet

I like to keep you guessing: will I kiss

Her neck? Or will I open up her blouse

And suckle her young teats, arousing bliss?

A hand inside her panties? This allows

Me certain liberties; I have command:

I'll slap her bottom harshly to instruct

The pet to slide down gently, as I planned

And to make sure, this Sunday, I’ll corrupt

The lovely wench more deeply – she’s quite pure

But jaded can't serve all appetites

It's better there's an innocence to cure

When I took her tight holes and that first night’s

Sweet revelations left her in a mess:

So shall I kiss her? Or leave you to guess?

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Boo boo kitty

There's something beautiful about sex.

When you connect

When physical attraction has transcended into pure lust.

When all you want is each other.

When the barriers are truly dropped.

When you truly let go and make yourself completely vulnerable.

It's more than the touch. It's psychological. It's emotional.

When you're connected in such a way that you can read her thoughts.

When you know what she yearns for before she says.

So she doesn't have to say it.

When she trusts you completely.

When she gives you her all. Allowing you to have your way.

Allowing you to exert your dominance.

The power of control is more arousing than any physical attraction.

The connection comes first.

The touching comes later

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For DanBerks

You say your everyone's friend, the cup of coffee man

But I know someone whose knickers will drop

Now you will guess and not have a clue

But if you pm the right person with interest

I'm sure you will no longer be the cup of coffee man

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For SoSINsational

SoSINsational, the finest woman that you'll ever see

But really just how can it be

That she wants Wentworth Miller

To go round and drill her

When she really only needs to ask me!

Happy Valentine's Day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luv) For Everyone on Fab

Fabswingers is the most special place,

where all is on show except for your face.

Where straight guys are bi and bi girls are straight,

and eve-r-y meet shows, though two hours late.

Just mind the advice that I give to everyone

and stay clear of those who claim to be ‘genuine.’

Some single guys will message you hourly,

Many are sweet, yet the rejected turn sourly,

The pushiest ones find ways ‘round all your blocks.

They’ll be eager to chat and send more pics of their cocks.

But most guys are great and couldn’t be neater,

And I give highest praise to every repeater.

The ladies are lovely, oh they are all fine

I really do with that they were all mine,

But here is a warning that I must repeat,

If you send a shit message, they’ll hit the delete.

Some women are perfect and fuck as a hobby

Others are distant and way too damn snobby.

Couples’ profiles are the best ones to perv,

So send them a message if you’ve the nerve.

But where are the man’s pics? That’s always a mystery,

There’ll be none at all or from way back in history.

Finding four people with mutual attraction

Is always the struggle that blocks the hot action.

Let this Valentine’s Day be very romantic

Just ignore me, I’m always pedantic.

I hope that you know this poem is in jest,

I love fab so and wish you the best.

And if this poem gets your anger alight,

This user will be no longer on site.

-Marc

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Thanks to whoever wrote me a poem what a lovely surprise...you really have cheered me up after a crap week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Wow, some if those are great. Thanks to whoever wrote mine

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For excitementneeded

Valentine, you make me silly;

You make my heart beat willy-nilly;

When I'm with you, the world is hazy;

Valentine, you drive me crazy!

Valentine, when we're apart,

My need for you goes off the chart.

Will you be mine? Can I be thine?

Say you'll be my Valentine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one

I'm gobsmacked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww thank you , Pooch and I thak you for your messages xx and especialy the one for him

have a wonderful valentines day guys

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For petite one

If I were a streetlamp, I'd light up the night

Whenever my sweetheart--that's you--came in sight.

If I were a candle, I'd light up the room,

Inhaling your body's delightful perfume.

If I were a chair where you happened to sit,

All of my senses would just throw a fit,

Because where you'd touch me, you'd set me afire,

You're hot, and you burn me with love and desire.

All of my senses--sight, smell and touch

Are screaming at me: "I love you so much!"

My feelings are potent, and I want you to know

The more that I know you, the stronger they grow.

I'm begging you, please, to tell me you're mine

My luscious, my perfect, my sweet Valentine.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well I got one. I think

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For HappyLittleFucktoy

My valentine loves to take pictures and give me a lot of kisses that's a really delicious like strawberries

My valentine likes sexual music and she knows all the lyrics to each song that plays on

She is so fucking cute and so cuddly and sweet blue eyes that I can totally looking to repeatedly there so dreamy

I can never get enough of her sexual fantasies, everything that's inside her head is so sweet as cake

I have no choice but to give in she makes it very easy to make me wanna give her all of me in a thousand ways right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell I love poetry!

....and Marc *swoon* for a man of few words you know how to make an impression!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, thanks so much to wherever wrote mine.

You've made a really crap few days so much better.

Big

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

If I'd have seen the previous thread I'd have sent one or two poems in. Should start using the forums more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks whoever wrote mine and thanks DG for sorting this all out for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I got one thank you so much, its nice to read everyone else's too brill idea DG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to the authors of mine and Marc's

Very clever writing and much appreciated by us both.

-Marc and Courtney

And thanks DG, looks like a lot of work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for mine, but it's supposed to be secret. You're not supposed to tell me beforehand that you've sent it...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Thank you for mine. It's lovely although I am slightly perturbed that you seem to know I am currently in between waxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow, they're all amazing

Thank you so much to whoever wrote mine, I never expected to get any let alone 2 ~ Have one big

on my face

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Lisa 59

Valentines is near

Just wishing you were here

You will always be near

My heart will never be the same

Beneath my skin, my soul lies waiting for you

Everyday I think of you I feel blue

Never give up hope

Remembering the first kiss

All I ask is to be with you

And for you to be my Valentine

For I will always cherish your heart in mine

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Totally made up that I got a couple

Thanks

Just wished I could have written more than I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one *does a jig*

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

For mikeC81

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Oral for me

And a blowjob for you

mmmmmmm wonder who this naughty minx is - I have an idea but not sure

If the lady in question could message me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Yay! I got a poem. Genuinely touched. Thanks whoever wrote that. And I'm glad you enjoyed the fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow they are great x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brill! Thanks!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Wow, some I felt like a gooseberry with

Well done to all involved and a big thanks to dirty, it must have taken you ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Well I got one. I think

I felt like a gooseberry reading yours

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Howi

Howi is his name

Those socks are very bright

They give me a fright

But Iv made a friend for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DirtyGirl - big

to you! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I GOT ONE

Absolutely no idea who from - but thank you

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

For Wyldstyle

You’re always there for me, Love,

To catch me when I fall.

Whenever I need help, Dear,

You always give your all.

You’re always there with comfort,

Whenever I feel bad;

You’re my sweetheart, and you’re also

The best friend I ever had.

You’re always there to love me

No matter what I do;

That is why my Valentine

Will always be just you.

Awwww I so wasn't expecting that.

xxx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For happinesswill

I would rather share one lifetime with you then face all the ages of this world alone.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

For Foxy_minx

Her thin pink nightie

Makes this poet dizzy

She fills it up nicely

Delicate and sensual

A feminine allure

She's my second skin

First too

A real love

In and out of pink

Turned on

Lovely

Thank you so much for mine, truly unexpected and now I'll be baffled all day xxx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

As the representative of the Mods Trades Union I would like to thank whoever sent ours

Nice try, but it wont stop you getting a ban

And the one for Jezebel obviously isnt meant for me but Ill claim it anyway and no-one will be any the wiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How lovely xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done DG for the compilation and thank you to whoever wrote one for me and Clem. It made me chuckle

Happy Valentine's all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you to my secret admirer.. Whoever you are...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bloody brilliant _irtygirl. Long while since we've had such a fun *build it* thread.

Some great and funny poets on the forums.

Did anyone notice i got TWO

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Well I got one. I think

I felt like a gooseberry reading yours

I suspect it wasn't for me, but I'm happy to claim it.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bloody brilliant _irtygirl. Long while since we've had such a fun *build it* thread.

Some great and funny poets on the forums.

Did anyone notice i got TWO

Quality not quantity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll on Monday .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I'm shocked I got one too....now who the hell sent it

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done DG, it must have taken you ages. And thank you for mine!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

For ??

Happy valentines day to my fab bf, no one can talk as straight as you nor as frankly yet you never fail to make me laugh. I always enjoy your chats and cant wait to see you again X

Thank you GBF. I'm assuming this is for me! Mwah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever wrote mine thank you it was lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you who ever you are for mine xx

And thank you dirty girl for all your hard word sorting threads out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got two?! Thank you whoever I was

Brilliant stuff DG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First of all MASSIVE truly truly MASSIVE thanks to DG for sorting this out.

I can't begin to imagine how much work it has taken.

And to whoever wrote one for me....

I'm flattered. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For London-guy68

When I first saw your pics

I nearly came in my niks

You seem like a hot date

But you won't take the bait

I'm visiting the smoke

I need a poke

Come and stay with me

And you will see

What fun can be had when I'm feeling bad!!!!!

thank you so much, I truly am touched

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Thank you so much for mine

thanks to DG for all the hard work. I only wrote two. I could have written 32 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really feeling the love in here today

What a great thread well done DG you deserve lots praise for this xx

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so chuffed

Thankyou secret poet

Well done everyone..A lot of smiles about today now

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Ligeia

Ligeia you draw me like a siren to the rocks.

You turn me on you naughty little fox.

I'll not tie myself to the mast of the ship

I'll take my chance to see you strip.

I dream of the time our limbs will entwine.

And you will be my Valentine.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Thank you for mine Happy Valentine's Day to all the sexy fab people on here

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Well Done and A Big thank you to Dirty Girl for all the hard work in sending the lurve xx

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For Scrummdidlyumptious

Roses are red

Violets are blue

In my dreams

I'm still kissing you

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

For BoldGirl

She is funny

She is lovely

She is also one of a kind

This Irish totti will drive you dotty

And likes to be taken from behind

Her larger than life smile her loyal heart

Will make you not want to part

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Thank you for my lovely Valentine poem. Big thanks for Dirty Girl for completing this mammoth task. XXX

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There's a Part II

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Omg...I was surprised by one...but two?! Woop woop! (Jumps around the room like a demented banshee.)

Now...just gotta figure out who wrote them

Huge thanks to DirtyGirl

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*bump*

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"*bump*

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*bump*

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