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 lllllllllllll @ you three making me laugh more.
yes, not sure haaaahahhahahhaah back at you is all I can type at the mo | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill. "sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do. | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do."dont know about that.. some women could lose a can of red bull... | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do."Well, actually, there is... a pussy doesn't look like a cat, nor a butterfly, honey pot, or a pleasure palace. It looks like a kebab.  | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
dont know about that.. some women could lose a can of red bull..."Im sure they can but do they post the evidence????? Im off to take a pic of my arse next to a space hopper - to make it feel inferior lllllllllll | |||
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" sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do." Really? Did I imagine all those 'vibrator against minge' pictures then on various profiles? :D | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
Well, actually, there is... a pussy doesn't look like a cat, nor a butterfly, honey pot, or a pleasure palace. It looks like a kebab. "dont know where u get ur kebabs ?.. | |||
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" Im sure they can but do they post the evidence????? Im off to take a pic of my arse next to a space hopper - to make it feel inferior lllllllllll"Does your arse have a stopper on it like a space hopper to stop the air coming out? | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
Well, actually, there is... a pussy doesn't look like a cat, nor a butterfly, honey pot, or a pleasure palace. It looks like a kebab. "I do have to agree with wishy on this one...I never understood the appeal of the pics of close up fannys spread open... | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
dont know about that.. some women could lose a can of red bull...
Im sure they can but do they post the evidence????? Im off to take a pic of my arse next to a space hopper - to make it feel inferior lllllllllll"how big is the space hopper lol x | |||
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" sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do. Really? Did I imagine all those 'vibrator against minge' pictures then on various profiles? :D " ooh you boys sound so defensive! Wheres size comparison of a dildo to minge? Clutching at straws!!! | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
Well, actually, there is... a pussy doesn't look like a cat, nor a butterfly, honey pot, or a pleasure palace. It looks like a kebab.
dont know where u get ur kebabs ?.."Stavros's kebab van that's usually parked outside the pub. It's the sole reason I don't ask for red cabbage on my kebab.    | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
dont know about that.. some women could lose a can of red bull...
Im sure they can but do they post the evidence????? Im off to take a pic of my arse next to a space hopper - to make it feel inferior lllllllllll
how big is the space hopper lol x"Not as big as my arse!!! | |||
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" ooh you boys sound so defensive! Wheres size comparison of a dildo to minge? Clutching at straws!!!" Pffff. Plenty of women out there demonstrating that, not only can they fit a Rampant Rabbit up them, they could also fit all the rabbits featured in Watership Down up them! "Excuse me madam, I would love to go down on you but you appear to have a warren instead of a vagina. I'm unsure whether to eat you out or give your minge a carrot". | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
Well, actually, there is... a pussy doesn't look like a cat, nor a butterfly, honey pot, or a pleasure palace. It looks like a kebab.
dont know where u get ur kebabs ?..
Stavros's kebab van that's usually parked outside the pub. It's the sole reason I don't ask for red cabbage on my kebab. "bet u dont have red sause either lol... | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
Well, actually, there is... a pussy doesn't look like a cat, nor a butterfly, honey pot, or a pleasure palace. It looks like a kebab.
I do have to agree with wishy on this one...I never understood the appeal of the pics of close up fannys spread open..."I fully agree as well but where are the pics of womens bits on this site photographed NEXT to the kebabs? Dont let the boys sidetrack... there are no comparison pics hahahahahah | |||
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" ooh you boys sound so defensive! Wheres size comparison of a dildo to minge? Clutching at straws!!! Pffff. Plenty of women out there demonstrating that, not only can they fit a Rampant Rabbit up them, they could also fit all the rabbits featured in Watership Down up them! "Excuse me madam, I would love to go down on you but you appear to have a warren instead of a vagina. I'm unsure whether to eat you out or give your minge a carrot". " whats up doc.... | |||
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" ooh you boys sound so defensive! Wheres size comparison of a dildo to minge? Clutching at straws!!! Pffff. Plenty of women out there demonstrating that, not only can they fit a Rampant Rabbit up them, they could also fit all the rabbits featured in Watership Down up them! "Excuse me madam, I would love to go down on you but you appear to have a warren instead of a vagina. I'm unsure whether to eat you out or give your minge a carrot". " ..or shove a ferret up it. | |||
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" I fully agree as well but where are the pics of womens bits on this site photographed NEXT to the kebabs? Dont let the boys sidetrack... there are no comparison pics hahahahahah" www.kebabvaginas.com/nosaladonionsormayobutplentyofhotsauce.html | |||
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Looks liked a badly plucked chicken | |||
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" ooh you boys sound so defensive! Wheres size comparison of a dildo to minge? Clutching at straws!!! Pffff. Plenty of women out there demonstrating that, not only can they fit a Rampant Rabbit up them, they could also fit all the rabbits featured in Watership Down up them! "Excuse me madam, I would love to go down on you but you appear to have a warren instead of a vagina. I'm unsure whether to eat you out or give your minge a carrot". ..or shove a ferret up it. "Photo please? | |||
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" ..or shove a ferret up it. "You'd end up with Bill Oddie erecting a camera and filming it at that rate. SpringMingeWatch with Bill Oddie! | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill. "Reminds me of an operation in progress , not nice | |||
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We used to say it was like throwing a sausage up an entry ...if a gal had a large jack and danny | |||
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""echo echo echo"
We used to say it was like throwing a sausage up an entry ...if a gal had a large jack and danny "lol... and when asked, "have you taken any precautions?" That response was, "yeah, tied me foot to the sink!" | |||
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" lol... and when asked, "have you taken any precautions?" That response was, "yeah, tied me foot to the sink!" "Deep sea muff diving boots, that's what you need. | |||
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""echo echo echo"
We used to say it was like throwing a sausage up an entry ...if a gal had a large jack and danny "Waving a pencil in the Albert Hall. | |||
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" sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do. Really? Did I imagine all those 'vibrator against minge' pictures then on various profiles? :D ooh you boys sound so defensive! Wheres size comparison of a dildo to minge? Clutching at straws!!!" The female equivalent is what a woman feels she can get in there. ie: fist, cucumber and etc. It's not the same as measuring but is equally crude. Sorry, but to act like women can't be as shallow as men is folly. Simples!  | |||
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" The female equivalent is what a woman feels she can get in there. ie: fist, cucumber and etc. It's not the same as measuring but is equally crude. " Oh, I don't know... one man's idea of what is crude is another man's idea of 'Fuck me, did you see that lass who managed to insert a wok up her front pipe? Awesome!'  | |||
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"The female equivalent is what a woman feels she can get in there. ie: fist, cucumber and etc. It's not the same as measuring but is equally crude. Sorry, but to act like women can't be as shallow as men is folly. Simples! "I dont think the can pics are crude theyre reflecting laddish behaviour which is endearing.... the female equivalent would be pictures of women lying next to cavernous objects to show how big her pussy is.... I totally agree gynae pics are crude... | |||
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"I am having a small attack of hysterics. The trend amongst some men of showing off how long and thick their manhood is by holding a can of drink next to it in a photograph to show the comparison makes me smile at their boyishness.... however I have just seen a pic of a bloke holding a can of red bull next to his erect cock and the can is three times as thick and two inches longer.... I'm well impressed hahahahah" That's a bloody brilliant idea. I'm off to do that just as soon as I next go on a plane and get one of those in-flight cans of generic fizzy drinks you get. Might look VWE then | |||
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"The female equivalent is what a woman feels she can get in there. ie: fist, cucumber and etc. It's not the same as measuring but is equally crude. Sorry, but to act like women can't be as shallow as men is folly. Simples!
I dont think the can pics are crude theyre reflecting laddish behaviour which is endearing.... the female equivalent would be pictures of women lying next to cavernous objects to show how big her pussy is....
I totally agree gynae pics are crude...
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"I am having a small attack of hysterics. The trend amongst some men of showing off how long and thick their manhood is by holding a can of drink next to it in a photograph to show the comparison makes me smile at their boyishness.... however I have just seen a pic of a bloke holding a can of red bull next to his erect cock and the can is three times as thick and two inches longer.... I'm well impressed hahahahah That's a bloody brilliant idea. I'm off to do that just as soon as I next go on a plane and get one of those in-flight cans of generic fizzy drinks you get. Might look VWE then" Just as long as your manhood IS larger than the can - not like the poor chap who was outdone by the Red Bull lol! You boys!!! | |||
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"I sometimes photograph my cock next to my collection plastic dinosaurs. No reason." . Had to laugh at this can I see please | |||
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"I sometimes photograph my cock next to my collection plastic dinosaurs. No reason.. Had to laugh at this can I see please "Hmmm you can but I only swap my dinosaur cock pic with ladies/couples that have boob pics featuring star wars figures. Rules is rules. | |||
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"I sometimes photograph my cock next to my collection plastic dinosaurs. No reason.. Had to laugh at this can I see please
Hmmm you can but I only swap my dinosaur cock pic with ladies/couples that have boob pics featuring star wars figures.
Rules is rules."That can be dangerous, if she thinks you're calling her bits 'Jabba the Hut' or 'a cute little Ewok' it could result in a serious injury. | |||
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"Hmmm you can but I only swap my dinosaur cock pic with ladies/couples that have boob pics featuring star wars figures. Rules is rules." Do you require any particular Star Wars figures or just any of them? | |||
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"Hmmm you can but I only swap my dinosaur cock pic with ladies/couples that have boob pics featuring star wars figures. Rules is rules. Do you require any particular Star Wars figures or just any of them? "Well if you don't have a star wars figure tit pic already in your collection and are going to make a bespoke pic just for me then it has to be Darth Vader in the cleavage with little storm trooper heads splashed all over. mmmmmmm fuck I'm gettin horny already xxx | |||
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" Do you require any particular Star Wars figures or just any of them? "Boba Fett and boobs please! If you can put up such a picture, I will worship you as a goddess for the rest of the day! | |||
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"I sometimes photograph my cock next to my collection plastic dinosaurs. No reason.. Had to laugh at this can I see please
Hmmm you can but I only swap my dinosaur cock pic with ladies/couples that have boob pics featuring star wars figures.
Rules is rules."ill be back after a quick browse on ebay should be the place to buy star wars figures | |||
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"Hmmm you can but I only swap my dinosaur cock pic with ladies/couples that have boob pics featuring star wars figures. Rules is rules. Do you require any particular Star Wars figures or just any of them?
Well if you don't have a star wars figure tit pic already in your collection and are going to make a bespoke pic just for me then it has to be Darth Vader in the cleavage with little storm trooper heads splashed all over.
mmmmmmm fuck I'm gettin horny already xxx"What have you started? I would revert to type and ask for Princess Laya requests (the outfit, the hair, mmmmm). Your inbox should be pretty interesting shortly. | |||
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"Hey if we're now playing fantasies there is nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapps Ride A White Horse dancers performing live. Silver knight chess piece heads, shire horse hair metallic boots, wee silver costumes and those saucy tails trotting all over the stage... knocks Princess Leia into a cocked hat. Plus I think the armlets are made out of empty red bull cans.... " I think I'll just stop you at 'there's nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapp' phwoarrrr!!! | |||
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"Hey if we're now playing fantasies there is nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapps Ride A White Horse dancers performing live. Silver knight chess piece heads, shire horse hair metallic boots, wee silver costumes and those saucy tails trotting all over the stage... knocks Princess Leia into a cocked hat. Plus I think the armlets are made out of empty red bull cans.... I think I'll just stop you at 'there's nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapp' phwoarrrr!!! "yeah i agree,,shame she's a lesbian | |||
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"Hey if we're now playing fantasies there is nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapps Ride A White Horse dancers performing live. Silver knight chess piece heads, shire horse hair metallic boots, wee silver costumes and those saucy tails trotting all over the stage... knocks Princess Leia into a cocked hat. Plus I think the armlets are made out of empty red bull cans.... I think I'll just stop you at 'there's nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapp' phwoarrrr!!! "Then I urge you to go and yoo toob the vid it will make you go phwoarrrr with nine extra arzzzzzzzzzzz its rather erotic to me but I like playing dressies up | |||
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"Hey if we're now playing fantasies there is nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapps Ride A White Horse dancers performing live. Silver knight chess piece heads, shire horse hair metallic boots, wee silver costumes and those saucy tails trotting all over the stage... knocks Princess Leia into a cocked hat. Plus I think the armlets are made out of empty red bull cans.... I think I'll just stop you at 'there's nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapp' phwoarrrr!!!
yeah i agree,,shame she's a lesbian" Say it aint so! | |||
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"By the same token, shots of women trying to turn themselves inside out are as equally unappealing. Reminds me of road kill.
sorry.... wishy try as you might there is no female equivalent mockery of this can/cock comparison blokes do.
Well, actually, there is... a pussy doesn't look like a cat, nor a butterfly, honey pot, or a pleasure palace. It looks like a kebab. "would say mines more a nicely trimmed blt rather than a kebab!! | |||
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"Hey if we're now playing fantasies there is nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapps Ride A White Horse dancers performing live. Silver knight chess piece heads, shire horse hair metallic boots, wee silver costumes and those saucy tails trotting all over the stage... knocks Princess Leia into a cocked hat. Plus I think the armlets are made out of empty red bull cans.... I think I'll just stop you at 'there's nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapp' phwoarrrr!!!
Then I urge you to go and yoo toob the vid it will make you go phwoarrrr with nine extra arzzzzzzzzzzz its rather erotic to me but I like playing dressies up
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"Hey if we're now playing fantasies there is nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapps Ride A White Horse dancers performing live. Silver knight chess piece heads, shire horse hair metallic boots, wee silver costumes and those saucy tails trotting all over the stage... knocks Princess Leia into a cocked hat. Plus I think the armlets are made out of empty red bull cans.... I think I'll just stop you at 'there's nothing more hornier than Alison Goldfrapp' phwoarrrr!!!
yeah i agree,,shame she's a lesbian
Say it aint so!""I think of everything as being about a person and a relationship, and I am in a wonderful relationship with a wonderful person. It just happens to be with a lady." The Times Last Year...I feel your pain | |||
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"Aww never mind boys at least Im in with a miniscule chance ... but I just want to be one of her horsies... a non lesbian one.... Can you get lesbian horses?" dunno..but single bi fems are bit like Unicorns | |||
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"Aww never mind boys at least Im in with a miniscule chance ... but I just want to be one of her horsies... a non lesbian one.... Can you get lesbian horses? dunno..but single bi fems are bit like Unicorns "There is so much I could share about female horsies but I don't think I better go there.... | |||
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"Aww never mind boys at least Im in with a miniscule chance ... but I just want to be one of her horsies... a non lesbian one.... Can you get lesbian horses? dunno..but single bi fems are bit like Unicorns
There is so much I could share about female horsies but I don't think I better go there...."What do you call a female horse with headlights? A nightmare | |||
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"Well if you don't have a star wars figure tit pic already in your collection and are going to make a bespoke pic just for me then it has to be Darth Vader in the cleavage with little storm trooper heads splashed all over. mmmmmmm fuck I'm gettin horny already xxx" Well purely in the interest of research, I've had DV and the boys over for a photo shoot - checking length of cleavage obviously. Was all going well until the Storm Troopers got lost and may never come out again... 
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