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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that"

Except me - with 3 loads of cum dribbling out please. I'm in a cafe and the decor is appalling so I need to look at something that's an improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of at least stayed the spineless toad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was so distraught he left (assuming it's a man).

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bloody hell! That was quick! Did he fall in one?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

C'est bizarre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell! That was quick! Did he fall in one? "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That's 2 today already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody did just as they they asked

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

As not to waste the thread......my request remains as open as the foo-foo's he was so terrified of

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? "
shout it CUNT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that

Except me - with 3 loads of cum dribbling out please. I'm in a cafe and the decor is appalling so I need to look at something that's an improvement "

I'm still in bed with scarlet seduction....so I'm a jammy cunt! Lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? shout it CUNT!!!! "

Do you think the gaping ones echo when you shout in them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was actually a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As not to waste the thread......my request remains as open as the foo-foo's he was so terrified of "

It was a she.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was actually a woman "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that

Except me - with 3 loads of cum dribbling out please. I'm in a cafe and the decor is appalling so I need to look at something that's an improvement

I'm still in bed with scarlet seduction....so I'm a jammy cunt! Lol"

Ssshhh....*whispers* 'send me the pics' nudge nudge wink wank, say no more, know wot I mean?

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that"

It's not nice, is it.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? "

Whoops. I say cunt fairly often even when I'm not on here.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I think it was actually a woman "

That's worsen then! Has she never crouched over a mirror and shined a torch up?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? shout it CUNT!!!!

Do you think the gaping ones echo when you shout in them? "

I've made ladies yodel before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? shout it CUNT!!!!

Do you think the gaping ones echo when you shout in them? "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think it was actually a woman

That's worsen then! Has she never crouched over a mirror and shined a torch up?! "

I thought the sun shone out of them? No torch required.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? "

Maybe she was on about a gaping Cult?

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"C'est bizarre!"

Vraiment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website?

Whoops. I say cunt fairly often even when I'm not on here. "

Could you smile sweetly and whisper it in my ear during a secretive outdoor hand job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was jealous

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that"

well ... strictly speaking a sighted sex partner with a penchant for cunnilingus may find otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that

Except me - with 3 loads of cum dribbling out please. I'm in a cafe and the decor is appalling so I need to look at something that's an improvement

I'm still in bed with scarlet seduction....so I'm a jammy cunt! Lol"

Where did you get the jam from??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This place. Really! It's through the mirror and down the rabbit hole. Am I the only normal person here?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website?

Maybe she was on about a gaping Cult? "

Gay Ping Cult...

Table Tennis Fanatics who dress garishly and go ooooooooooo I say every time they tap the ball ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This place. Really! It's through the mirror and down the rabbit hole. Am I the only normal person here? "

Wer're all normal in here Johnny .......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

oooo look at my r's

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"This place. Really! It's through the mirror and down the rabbit hole. Am I the only normal person here?

Wer're all normal in here Johnny ....... "

Send us a cunt pic *flirting*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This place. Really! It's through the mirror and down the rabbit hole. Am I the only normal person here?

Wer're all normal in here Johnny .......

Send us a cunt pic *flirting* "

Surely every time you see your reflection you think........... duh duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website?

Maybe she was on about a gaping Cult?

Gay Ping Cult...

Table Tennis Fanatics who dress garishly and go ooooooooooo I say every time they tap the ball ...... "

Best theory so far!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm really ha ha shoulder shakes at this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? shout it CUNT!!!!

Do you think the gaping ones echo when you shout in them? "

Not if a duck quacks in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a beautiful thread

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What a beautiful thread "

It's a work of art right?!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"This place. Really! It's through the mirror and down the rabbit hole. Am I the only normal person here?

Wer're all normal in here Johnny .......

Send us a cunt pic *flirting*

Surely every time you see your reflection you think........... duh duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhh !"

That's just me sticking my tongue out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a beautiful thread

It's a work of art right?! "

All this romance and loveliness is just killing me.

OP seemed like a keeper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? "

Is that what thread title missing word was? I was trying to figure it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website?

Is that what thread title missing word was? I was trying to figure it out. "

You thought it was cult too, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? "

In the context it was perceived I would have preferred to said that 'gaping" was the offensive word I saw the headline gaping cunt and knew I didn't want to see it....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

NASA is ever more interested in black holes these days.

On a separate note, did anyone ever see inside one man, one jar guy's arse afterwards?

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Gaping as in... Innards look like they're on the verge of spilling out?

Recall unwittingly seeing a rear PIC like that on one of those "humourous" meme sites... It nearly brought on the vomz. Urg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? shout it CUNT!!!!

Do you think the gaping ones echo when you shout in them?

You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!

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That made me laugh

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's 2 today already "

Two gaping Fanny's. Where,where ? !!!

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro


"Honestly some pix should come with a health warning

Seriously put your gaping fannys away nobody needs to see that"

No, get them out! How would we then play "Rate my gape" ???

How could we compare how the fair lady's gape compared to all the other stretched-out over-used cunts and make comparative comments and constructive suggestions for a better more inviting gape???

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By *entkinkcplCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Its definitely my fault for that CUNTS words starting this topic lol , x

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

No-one has mentioned "Blue Waffle" for a long time.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Its definitely my fault for that CUNTS words starting this topic lol , x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your shoutting in tham your doing sonmething rong

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

gaping, I would love to be, cum make me gape....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people not know that you can say cunt on an adult website? shout it CUNT!!!!

Do you think the gaping ones echo when you shout in them?

You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!You tell me!

That made me laugh "

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