FabSwingers.com forum: Crumpets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some in the cupboard, just reminded me. Superstar! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you mean pyeclets, you bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Esp with Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrummy with a blob of fruity jam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of butter and then marmite cheese spread !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had some myself,I shared with the dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had some with lashings of butter

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I've kinda gone off them a bit now to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I approve of the this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm warm butter running down chin .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer toast.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Esp with Nutella "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last job was punching all those little holes in crumpets

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

yes please with crunchy peanut butter or cream cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like you Excitement I've gone of them for a while.I used to have them 2 or 3 times a week with lashings of butter on them (used to have 3 each time).I will go back to them again sometime in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last job was punching all those little holes in crumpets

Did you leave to go work at the banana bending factory?

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By *awnmistMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

did i sense an earlier private debate between toast and crumpets then? Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody delicious."

I would say surely so delicious they deserve a crumpet-specific superlative beyond the classification of Bloody delicious...

But I can't think of a better one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes please with crunchy peanut butter or cream cheese"

Oh yeah this ones good, the sort of PB that clogs yr throat up, love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've kinda gone off them a bit now to be honest"

*points to the door*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer toast.

-Courtney "

Plain and boring. Yes, thought you might.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer toast.

-Courtney

Plain and boring. Yes, thought you might."

You know me. I'm pretty boring

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Did someone say crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody delicious."

With butter and bovril on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer toast.

-Courtney

Plain and boring. Yes, thought you might.

You know me. I'm pretty boring

...zzzzZZZZZ

Sorry, what were you saying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh slightly over toasted with lashings of salted butter.

Best eaten after a hot morning shag session!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'll be making heart-shaped ones tonight ready to toast for Mrs ddc's breakfast tomorrow

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love crumpets, just toasted with butter (not marg, butter) best Sunday night tea, with boiled eggs and soldiers coming a close second

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I prefer a potato cake.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I've kinda gone off them a bit now to be honest

*points to the door*"

It's only because I had a period of eating lots of them so I'm having a break at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh slightly over toasted with lashings of salted butter.

Best eaten after a hot morning shag session!"

Definately lashings of salted real

Butter

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Bloody delicious.

I would say surely so delicious they deserve a crumpet-specific superlative beyond the classification of Bloody delicious...

But I can't think of a better one....

How about scrumdiddlyumptious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just brought the giant ones for tomorrow's breakfast yummy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody delicious.

I would say surely so delicious they deserve a crumpet-specific superlative beyond the classification of Bloody delicious...

But I can't think of a better one....

How about scrumdiddlyumptious "

That was easy for you too say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be making heart-shaped ones tonight ready to toast for Mrs ddc's breakfast tomorrow

Mr ddc"

That is so cute

Marc made me breakfast in bed this morning but nothing was heart shaped. Lazy fucker

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooooh a crumpet thread i love you mr lib, just had 3 with cheese and chive spread was orgasmic

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Love crumpets, just toasted with butter (not marg, butter) best Sunday night tea, with boiled eggs and soldiers coming a close second"
mmmmm yummy yes please can never get boiled eggs right

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Bloody delicious.

I would say surely so delicious they deserve a crumpet-specific superlative beyond the classification of Bloody delicious...

But I can't think of a better one....

I have a prehensile tongue

How about scrumdiddlyumptious

That was easy for you too say...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Bloody delicious.

I would say surely so delicious they deserve a crumpet-specific superlative beyond the classification of Bloody delicious...

But I can't think of a better one....

I have a prehensile tongue

How about scrumdiddlyumptious

That was easy for you too say...

That worked well

I have a prehensile tongue

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Marc made me breakfast in bed this morning but nothing was heart shaped. Lazy fucker

-Courtney "

Tell him he can redeem himself tomorrow - how hard can it be to slice an apple into a heart-shape

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I'll be making heart-shaped ones tonight ready to toast for Mrs ddc's breakfast tomorrow

Mr ddc"

You old romantic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be making heart-shaped ones tonight ready to toast for Mrs ddc's breakfast tomorrow

Mr ddc

That is so cute

Marc made me breakfast in bed this morning but nothing was heart shaped. Lazy fucker

-Courtney "

I put heart-shaped sandwiches in my husband's lunch one day. He works in the building trade with family and close friends. I thought it was very funny....he didn't.

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

mmmm especially with lurpak and cheese. Fatty but MMMMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumpets & Lurpak cant have one without the othef bit like Ant & Dec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan. Prefer a nice scone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a fan. Prefer a nice scone.

Reported.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Kursk is the antichrist of dairy products

Actually that's not true, cottage cheese is

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Kursk is the antichrist of dairy products

Actually that's not true, cottage cheese is"

Lurpak *

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm not a fan. Prefer a nice scone.

Reported."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be making heart-shaped ones tonight ready to toast for Mrs ddc's breakfast tomorrow

Mr ddc

That is so cute

Marc made me breakfast in bed this morning but nothing was heart shaped. Lazy fucker

-Courtney

I put heart-shaped sandwiches in my husband's lunch one day. He works in the building trade with family and close friends. I thought it was very funny....he didn't."

I think its funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think it's sweet.

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By *ndykinkyMan
over a year ago

STOKE-ON-TRENT

Get some Staffordshire oatcakes instead ! Lovely with bacon, cheese and mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's sweet.

Who would've thought you were a romantic

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Mmmmmmmmmmm loads of butter or nutella. Alas, watching the waist line

so can only dream

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Staffordshire pikelets, mmmm.

Staffordshire oatcakes are great too. Still a few bakers that make and sell both of these up there.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

They are my favourite food at the moment. Has to be Warburton though. Can't stand the immitations

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By *ax777Man
over a year ago

Not here

"Mmmmmmmmmmm loads of butter or nutella. Alas, watching the waist line

so can only dream

Try them with strawberries, raspberries and blueberries, with a pinch of mixed spice, heated through for a minute then topped with zero fat Greek yoghurt and honey. Delicious and kind to the waist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook crumpets, add a cheese slice, then crispy bacon the a runny fried egg topped with grated cheese place under grill for 3 min and you got heaven in your mouth x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

just bought some crumpets for work tonight 3am munchies

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've said it before but I'll say it again. Take a pikelet (they're thinner so work better) or a crumpet. Dip in beaten egg. Smear the resulting eggy bread crumpet style with marmite. Food of the gods!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"just bought some crumpets for work tonight 3am munchies "

Hope you'll do a couple for me

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Mmmmmmmmmmm loads of butter or nutella. Alas, watching the waist line

so can only dream

Try them with strawberries, raspberries and blueberries, with a pinch of mixed spice, heated through for a minute then topped with zero fat Greek yoghurt and honey. Delicious and kind to the waist."

Sadly it's the crumpet I have to pay my soul for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a bit of crumpet

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