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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Creepy loners with something to hide?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeping generalisation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spotty chin?

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By *lutmeup500Woman
over a year ago

London

lol, tickles during oral:D

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Bloody need one where I've just been, and besides not only do they save food for times of need they are tje future of new antibiotics according to panorama so get growing gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copying Chuck Norris and hiding an extra fist in their beards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that's the ones with weird moustaches. Beardies are manly men who beat their chests and walk around in a t shirt in winter.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Creepy loners with something to hide? "

Totally in tune with their own sexuality and brimming with self assuredness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Creepy loners with something to hide?

Totally in tune with their own sexuality and brimming with self assuredness "

That's why i grew mine for sure.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Creepy loners with something to hide?

Totally in tune with their own sexuality and brimming with self assuredness

That's why i grew mine for sure. "

Says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bushy Beards and crumpets don't mix.

Therefore, I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at it, LOOOOOOOK AAAAAT IIIIIIIIIIIT !!!

are the men who are against beards the ones that can't grow them? You know, the whispy chin boys who end up looking like shaggy from scooby do, look upon my beard, kneel before its two tone grandeur, and wonder at its greatness.

This beard is available for beard rides across the west midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's somewhere to keep food.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm redyeing ma goatee later, shame you can only get some colours in semi permanent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate them....

make young lads look like young lads trying to look older..

and make men look a lot older than they are...

and not in a distinguished way either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a survey where only 10% of women go for beards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw a survey where only 10% of women go for beards "

If a man grows a beard for a woman, he's no man at all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hate them....

make young lads look like young lads trying to look older..

and make men look a lot older than they are...

and not in a distinguished way either "

Some people need a beard, I do, I have an unusually large top lip, so the tash breaks it up and makes it look normal size, but I can't just have the tash because it makes people say "fuck me Daley Thompson let himself go a bit" and that's no good for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody beards,,not a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike the daily face scraping process

I have a close trim every week to tidy it up, I dislike unkempt beards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"bloody beards,,not a fan"

That's why i don't go down when the decorators are in...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I love beards, I like the feel of them on my pussy lips, and I love to taste myself on it after he his licked me and I prefer a beard when I kiss as stubble brings me out in a terrible rash

I am happy to be in the minority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beard facts...

beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm

Let's you instinctually know where the nearest mountains are

Dramatically increases wood-chopping capabilities

Attracts the jealousy and admiration of the beardless

Filters the air of toxins

Science has show That beard rarely sleep

Stroking of beard increases concentration

Quadruples handsomeness

Oh and it handily fits on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beard facts...

beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm

Let's you instinctually know where the nearest mountains are

Dramatically increases wood-chopping capabilities

Attracts the jealousy and admiration of the beardless

Filters the air of toxins

Science has show That beard rarely sleep

Stroking of beard increases concentration

Quadruples handsomeness

Oh and it handily fits on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards and any kind of facial hair - yummy.

Makes my lady bits flutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards and any kind of facial hair - yummy.

Makes my lady bits flutter "

You pics are making my man bits flutter

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

They also stop the pain that is shaving and increase the chances for the less handsome by hiding more of my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm me like a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards and any kind of facial hair - yummy.

Makes my lady bits flutter

You pics are making my man bits flutter "

Haha, nice!

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By *ivinefoxWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Weak chins. Unhygienic. Ugly. Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards and any kind of facial hair - yummy.

Makes my lady bits flutter

You pics are making my man bits flutter

Haha, nice! "

You presented an opertunity it would have been most rude not to have taken it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please. Bearded (but well kept - no Grizzly Adams') men are always welcome

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"They also stop the pain that is shaving and increase the chances for the less handsome by hiding more of my face "

Especially when expertly trimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or, walking seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder, depending on your oral preferences of course, whether it is more difficult to get the piquant perfume of poontang, or the crispy crumbs of crusty cum off a beard, than if one is clean shaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 out of 10 owners said their beards would rather be somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit after a long wet oral session if not washed soon after. There is... Erm how can we put this.... Let's just say there is a lingering musk....

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Aren't guys without beard women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't guys without beard women. "

Only if they pee standing up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a beard... Nothing to hide.

I'm fussy any ways so I'm not fussed if a woman don't like me because I've got a beard.

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By *addynLouCouple
over a year ago

Mad House

Something to grab hold of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something to grab hold of "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"bloody beards,,not a fan

That's why i don't go down when the decorators are in..."

This made me and at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to admit: love them trimmed and well groomed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Creepy loners with something to hide? "

I'm not a loner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave my beard a shampoo and trim this afternoon, and gave my head the bic treatment, I look like I've got my head on upside down but I feel nice and sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to admit: love them trimmed and well groomed..

"

Finally nice to see a nice lady appreciate a good beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gave my beard a shampoo and trim this afternoon, and gave my head the bic treatment, I look like I've got my head on upside down but I feel nice and sexy"

Ahaha I just get a zero on mine hair cutters then give the beard a tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have to admit: love them trimmed and well groomed..

Finally nice to see a nice lady appreciate a good beard "

My pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a nice trimmed beard mmmm X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice trimmed beard mmmm X "

Ohhhh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a survey where only 10% of women go for beards "

Lol then the other 90% are missing out i wouldnt shave mine off for all the tea in China (Tony)

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

No beard but do like my stache

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Love a man with a beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the good people of Afghanistan say.."A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patrick grant thats all im saying...

Oh and my hubs till he shaved it off for another moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Patrick grant thats all im saying...

Oh and my hubs till he shaved it off for another moustache "

As i said (somewhere!) mine is hiding in my beard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commenting on this thread so I can keep track for research purposes... purely for science of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a nice trimmed beard mmmm X

Ohhhh really "

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Commenting on this thread so I can keep track for research purposes... purely for science of course."

There's definitely no beard shortage in Birmingham, it's a pogonophile paradise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow it ... prune it .... respect it ....

Ive one its got quite long i like it i grew it for me if no one likes it i couldnt care noone recognises me when im out so its all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive les barbes et les gros seins

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

My other half has one and I love it wouldn't have him any other way. Well I would but that's his choice to grow it or not. All for men with beards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Well kempt) bearded and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Creepy loners with something to hide? "

How does that thought even come into ones head?

Forget all the other possible reasons. I can grow one, so I do. We have hair for a reason. That reason I don't know but these winter days are pretty cold. With my beard, not so much.

It's the same as saying, creepy guys shaving their facial hair, what are they doing? Trying to attract kids by looking smoother and younger? It's nonsense. Utter nonsensical horse shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be anti beard ... Its true

Now I have to say , if the beard is not long , has food in it and is attached to a hunk - call me Doris - I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be anti beard ... Its true

Now I have to say , if the beard is not long , has food in it and is attached to a hunk - call me Doris - I'm in "

what if he's a toe muncher and you have tickly feet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be anti beard ... Its true

Now I have to say , if the beard is not long , has food in it and is attached to a hunk - call me Doris - I'm in what if he's a toe muncher and you have tickly feet ? "

Arghhh for gods sake man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be anti beard ... Its true

Now I have to say , if the beard is not long , has food in it and is attached to a hunk - call me Doris - I'm in what if he's a toe muncher and you have tickly feet ?

Arghhh for gods sake man "

hehe

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I look better with a beard than without, so it stays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the old beard here for a few years now, it started off as a bit of a protest...... Long story...... And it just kinda grew on me (no pun intended), didn't grow it for anyone but me and will not shave it for anyone but me...... But it has nearly had me thrown in a foreign jail as a potential criminal travelling on someone else's passport because I no longer resemble my photo..... Took a long long time to convince them I really was me

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I love a nice beard that looks tailored to the individuals face.

Alas I live in Hackney where the hipster beard in all variables is all too common

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm a member of the British Beard Club so I can swoon over all that facial topiary, I am a true pogonphile and just like minge, keep it clean and I can't keep my hands off.

Beard on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer having a beard than not having one

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Pair them with tattoos and you've got months of forum threads right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a survey where only 10% of women go for beards

If a man grows a beard for a woman, he's no man at all..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a survey where only 10% of women go for beards "

Quality over quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weak chins. Unhygienic. Ugly. Yuk! "

Another ignorant generalisation.

A beard is irrelevant to a persons hygiene.

Someone who is unhygienic will be so whether he or she is bearded or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weak chins. Unhygienic. Ugly. Yuk!

Another ignorant generalisation.

A beard is irrelevant to a persons hygiene.

Someone who is unhygienic will be so whether he or she is bearded or not.

"

unless the hygienic person falls in something that's unhygenic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hate them....

make young lads look like young lads trying to look older..

and make men look a lot older than they are...

and not in a distinguished way either

Some people need a beard, I do, I have an unusually large top lip, so the tash breaks it up and makes it look normal size, but I can't just have the tash because it makes people say "fuck me Daley Thompson let himself go a bit" and that's no good for anyone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a plus note just having a trim on the beard! Haha

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