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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Chavs when ?

You old settee is their garden furniture !

A little light hearted fun what do you know about your neighbours ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Not much actually.

She can't back their car onto their drive, even though it's not that narrow and the car has parking sensors.

She leaves it out on the street until he comes home whereupon he puts it on the drive.

It gives us women that can park a bad name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chavs when ?

You old settee is their garden furniture !

A little light hearted fun what do you know about your neighbours ? "

How does that make them 'chavs'? If I was at a house party for example, and we saw an abandoned settee in the street we'd probably do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thier daughter doesn't like to walk up the stairs, she stomps up them like a right trooper! Thud Thud Thud Thud!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

.......Are chavs when they have a bbq on the front garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are Muslim, and salt if the earth people, with nice well behaved children and no noise after 9pm, I'm chuffed to bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chavs when ?

You old settee is their garden furniture !

A little light hearted fun what do you know about your neighbours ? "

My neighbours are lovely, I'm very lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are lesbians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chavs when ?

You old settee is their garden furniture !

A little light hearted fun what do you know about your neighbours ? "
quite a bit really ones new but son works in wetherspoons so I know him well and otherside both divorced and remarried xx painter and decorator and she has a great figure but both drink too much

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

One side side single guy about 60 works away during the week been here longer than me and I've been here 21 years.

Just nods and says hello might say the odd sentence. Not anti social just one of those people that just don't have a lot to say. But he does house renovations and has a million and one tools and that and if I needed to borrow anything I know!he would lend me it.

He also randomly put a new garden fence up between us it was getting a bit "worn" it was actually my responsibility but he just did it off his own back.

Other side lady in her mid 60s been here about six years now very spritley and a real pillow of community. She moved here after she lost her husband quite young and does so much voluntary work, always doing something, always out doing interesting things and she goes on some great holidays. Would do absolutly anything for me and is one of the kindest people i know.

But we keep out of each others business, we chat outside and if we want something we will pop round but not in and out each others houses. We respect each others privacy.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Chavs when ?

You can smell their crack pipe thru the wall??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know my neighbours are swingers but they don't know about me.

Mrs Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours on one side are church going folk but are lovley and the otherside well... they think the walls are thicker than they are! You can hear them going at it wouldnt be so bad but they both look like trolls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice and quiet where I am

no neighbours for miles

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I know my neighbours are Irish and like a drink. This probably doesn't help to dispel any stereotypes...

They are lovely though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know my neighbours are swingers but they don't know about me.

Mrs Time

Xx"

couple in the next street are too

real touchy freely kinda women , kiss on each cheek when she see's you

have seen where her lips have been in a few photos so run the other way now like

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Not much actually.

She can't back their car onto their drive, even though it's not that narrow and the car has parking sensors.

She leaves it out on the street until he comes home whereupon he puts it on the drive.

It gives us women that can park a bad name."
. Omg you live next door to me

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I know my neighbours are chavvy but I couldn't list all the reasons why! I'd be here all day.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Chavs when ?

You old settee is their garden furniture !

A little light hearted fun what do you know about your neighbours ? quite a bit really ones new but son works in wetherspoons so I know him well and otherside both divorced and remarried xx painter and decorator and she has a great figure but both drink too much

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. Now I am a nosey neighbour( Mrs cmy) but you beat me hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have been on Jeremy Kyle

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I live in a block of flats, so technically I have 11 neighbours. Where do you want me to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have one neighbour, who's an old lady who was widowed many years ago, great lady who is definitely still connected to younger generations and very social, great to see.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

They like to communicate by screaming at each other and have an annoying bloody huge dog that scares the shit out of us barking away everytime we go in the garden. One of these days it's going to break through the fence and maul us to death..

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

our neighbours are ok

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm surrounded by elderly and those with serious health issues - I'm about the only one who doesn't get regular deliveries from Wiltshire Farm Foods!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm joined on to a retired gent, lovely man, rolls his eyes at the state of my garden though, has a very elegant FB but not seen her for a while.

The other side are weird. She's moved out & filed for divorce - we think she's now with his best friend (I work with the best friends sister) but they all still socialise together so it's a bit odd. Eldest son stands in back garden smoking which winds my youngest up, their daughter is just very, very odd & goes to school with my eldest.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I live in a block of flats, so technically I have 11 neighbours. Where do you want me to start

Although I will add that the couple in the flat below me are on here with separate accounts. He joined first last year which she doesn't know about, then she joined a couple of weeks ago which he does know about because her sister is on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the majority of my immediate neighbours pretty well as we all have children of similar ages. Over the years I have become good friends with a couple of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the noisiest, angriest scumbags on the planet.

To say I don't like them would be the understatement of the century.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nothing about our neighbours and quite happy to keep it that way unless they start causing any shit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish family one side of me who are fantastic neighbours.My mum is elderly and disabled so they always shower her with flowers every week and chocolate and sweets which is sweet of them. And a few weeks ago when they popped round and I was ill, the next day they made polish food for us do I didn't have to cook. Which was rather sweet of them

The other side is a right gobby nasty mare, who is evil and likes to take the piss in the summer when I hang mums slings out for her hoist calling them horse blankets to her husband. Not funny at all. She thinks she above everyone with her posh cars and caravans etc but in reality is the biggest chav down the street

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

One side is empty..

And the other has a 2 year old who screams when goes to bed, in the middle of the night when he's in bed and as soon as he opens his eyes in a morning.....and every time his dad leaves the fecking house

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We've only lived here a short while so we invited everyone for a drink over Christmas. We know the details of most of their lives now and they spilled the goss on the ones who couldn't make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must be deaf as there music is so loud the whole street can hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chavs when ?

You old settee is their garden furniture !

When i lived in the U.S. that just ment your next door neighbours were Mexican.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gypos, cause he collects other peoples junk and keeps it in his own gardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently have no neighbours....

However the last lot used to think nothing of fixing his car at midnight, 7 nights a week, so I'm glad he's gone

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My neighbours aren't chavs. We have a street Facebook page and have a yearly street party. Neighbours to the right spend half the year in their house in Portugal, other side weekends at their home in Bournemouth.

Both couples in their 60s.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"My neighbours aren't chavs. We have a street Facebook page and have a yearly street party. Neighbours to the right spend half the year in their house in Portugal, other side weekends at their home in Bournemouth.

Both couples in their 60s."

I want your neighbours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left side: chavs are us!!! Go down the social club, been in the town from birth and it tells (lesbian haircuts lol) children are morphing into their father, in every way, dress, hair cut, trainers, goes to get the sun every morning, have to go to Spain once a year, in bed by 10 and our every move is watched like a hawk proper curtain twitchers. Plus they only have sex once a year, imagine when I was with my ex and the constant banging on the wall

Right side: sons quite fit, mother is in her 60s and always renovating her home so her son can practice whatever job he is doing at the time, she came from a detached and hates living next door to a family of five, who make noise!!

G x

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Our,s are very good they would die if they new what happened in our house in the back bedroom

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Chavs when ?

You old settee is their garden furniture !

A little light hearted fun what do you know about your neighbours ? "

Vety little. Never been in their house. I know their names and jobs. That's about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our street has really gone down hill since the circus moved in. We've now got clowns to the left of us, and jokers to the right..

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Our street has really gone down hill since the circus moved in. We've now got clowns to the left of us, and jokers to the right.."

Stuck in the middle...poor you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our street has really gone down hill since the circus moved in. We've now got clowns to the left of us, and jokers to the right.."

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"I know my neighbours are Irish and like a drink. This probably doesn't help to dispel any stereotypes...

They are lovely though..."

Oh and a neighbour a couple of doors down is a retired headmaster who taught at a school some of my friends went to. If I've had a post pub shindig, as they are staggering home in the morning he comes put and gives them a ticking off. The look on their hungover faces is priceless!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I live in a block of 4 flats and only one family are a nightmare. Of Turkish ilk... throw their rubbish from kitchen window to their garden, used to do the same with nappies til I let rip one day as the foxes were playing with then and ending up in my garden.... They don't speak they shout and with 3 teenage girls.... it is horrendous....they don't close doors, they slam them, constantly having BBQ's even in winter and dont tell you so the first you know about it is when the smoke comes in through the window.... drags the wheelie bin through the communal area rather than out the back gate (us homeowners have just forked out £10k for loads of works to be done including improved communal area).... List is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We enjoy a glorious status quo with our neighbours

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The neighbours on the right are actually called the Jones' (as in 'keeping up with the...'). He works for GCHQ but is ok. She's a stuck up cow but whatever.

The neighbours on the left are far more up my metaphorical street, very earthy. He's a squaddie, she's a mum struggling with 4 kids while he's away.

We've decided to hold an alien autopsy in the front garden for next Halloween.

That'll give the Jones' something to talk about.

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I live in flats and have only been here 4 months now. MUCH better neighbours than previous place. That said, the walls are very thin, and upstairs couple argue a lot and their dogs bark a lot.

Last weekend I met the guy in the flat opposite. Holy Fuckballs, he is CUTE. Have been obsessed all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all a bunch of curtain twitching weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upstairs Mrs is seriously under serviced...... They're only young, she's heard how it goes down in the basement

so she's really friendly...... He's a dick....

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By *oketdogMan
over a year ago

CROOK

1 side let me use their hot tub the others send me shepherds pie they're a canny bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nieghbour to the rite is nice n kind but a bit of a pestered.

My nieghbour above doesn't exist!

My nieghbour to the left was murdered!

My nieghbour below is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One side is a lovely old lady living alone who decided to knit my 9'stone dog a sweater as she thought he was cold in the winter. She also decided to put glass cleaner in her eye by accident the other day so I was in A&E with her till 04:00 but other than that she is cool.

The other side it's just miles and miles of woodland and fields. Great neighbour.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Block of 4 flats. Top floor is me and opposite is a woman in her 50's, she's a bit rough round the edges but nice enough and I know her youngest daughter fairly well and her daughter who's about 8 knocks my door to borrow my Disney dvd's to watch when she's staying over at her nans.

Downstairs is the 86 year old lovely lady who I get the odd bit of shopping for, she takes in my parcels if I'm at work and dotes on my lad.

Opposite is a guy I'd guess at 60, he's Italian I think but hes away a lot I barely see him.

Up until a few years ago I was probably the one everyone talked about with a d*unk fella smashing the place up and getting arrested! Thankfully that's all over and it's nice and peaceful around here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only got neighbours one side.. can't stand them. Not so much as a thank you when I called the police middle of the night when someone was breaking in. Only time she speaks is to moan about the smoke from my chimney.. sorry.. my house been here over a hundred years longer than yours! Shoulda thought about that before you built a taller house downwind of my chimney! Hah!

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By *illsidersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Fairly new one side, so reserve judgement..........others are lazy gits, and only speak when they want something.....he claims to be unwell so cant mend his fence..........but still plays golf twice a week..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've not lived here very long, but our neighbours to the left, are fantastic, we get on very well, NYE was the first time we ever spoke to them, invited them round, 5am when they left

To the right, Mother and son live there, he smokes , which each to their own, but we hate it, having children, it isn't appropriate for our kids to walk out our back door to smell that shit, I can see us coming to blows, if he's still out the back, in summer. So not our cup-of-tea, to be fair!

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

costa del Littlehampton

That their son is a cunt, thinks he can do what he likes including trespass on my property, think they own a disabled parking bay (it's only a courtesy bay), if they want try and monopolise the parking, I will use it.

He also lives in the shed, claims benefits and thinks it's OK to ride around on a quad bike (not road legal) and ruin the green.

Shame I've just reported them to the council.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Young couple with screaming baby one side and another young couple, no baby, on the other x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours have sex so loudly. It's like a 3sum but I'm in my house!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Next door neighbour is a nut case banging on my door at 1am 2am 3am 4am if i was not wide a wake playing the drums i would have knocked him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are moving house. Not my fault, I am moving too

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

south birmingham

"Not much actually.

She can't back their car onto their drive, even though it's not that narrow and the car has parking sensors.

She leaves it out on the street until he comes home whereupon he puts it on the drive.

It gives us women that can park a bad name."
can any women drive!.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

south birmingham

"Fairly new one side, so reserve judgement..........others are lazy gits, and only speak when they want something.....he claims to be unwell so cant mend his fence..........but still plays golf twice a week..!!"
where does he get his fence panels from?.

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