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FFS i can't sleep again!

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By *xpanding our horizons OP   Couple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Seriously....its gone 5 in the morning.....i want to sleep. I've counted sheep, watched telly shopping, played candy crush, browsed the forums...hell, I even turned everything off and closed my eyes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously....its gone 5 in the morning.....i want to sleep. I've counted sheep, watched telly shopping, played candy crush, browsed the forums...hell, I even turned everything off and closed my eyes...."

you should try Nytol - 1 a night 50mg tablets from Boots the chemist, I use when changing over to nightshift or reverse and if you take 1/2 hour before bed they zonk you out

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't sleep either. As usual.

I'm tired, I've got loads to do tomorrow (today, I suppose, now) and I want to sleep too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x"

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Have tried chloroforming yourself or giving yourself a vulcan deathgrip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep."

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have tried chloroforming yourself or giving yourself a vulcan deathgrip "

I want to sleep, not do myself in!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x"

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay on the edge of the bed..

Soon drop off.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Lay on the edge of the bed..

Soon drop off. "

I am an expert at lying on the edge of the bed. With two huge cats, I have to be. It's often all the space they leave me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment."

Lol xx go on smartarse answer. I need a laugh lol x

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Have tried chloroforming yourself or giving yourself a vulcan deathgrip

I want to sleep, not do myself in! "

Try giving yourself a sleeper hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously....its gone 5 in the morning.....i want to sleep. I've counted sheep, watched telly shopping, played candy crush, browsed the forums...hell, I even turned everything off and closed my eyes...."

Could be worse! You could of bought a dress with full material lol

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Have tried chloroforming yourself or giving yourself a vulcan deathgrip

I want to sleep, not do myself in!

Try giving yourself a sleeper hold "

Or stay up all day, you'll be tired for tonite

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment.

Lol xx go on smartarse answer. I need a laugh lol x"

70.000 in 6s is only 11.667. That shouldn't take long.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Have tried chloroforming yourself or giving yourself a vulcan deathgrip

I want to sleep, not do myself in!

Try giving yourself a sleeper hold

Or stay up all day, you'll be tired for tonite "

Great plan except I didn't sleep last night or today either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment.

Lol xx go on smartarse answer. I need a laugh lol x

70.000 in 6s is only 11.667. That shouldn't take long."

Lol xx I wish it was only 11.667 xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment.

Lol xx go on smartarse answer. I need a laugh lol x

70.000 in 6s is only 11.667. That shouldn't take long.

Lol xx I wish it was only 11.667 xx"

70.000 is only 70 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment.

Lol xx go on smartarse answer. I need a laugh lol x

70.000 in 6s is only 11.667. That shouldn't take long.

Lol xx I wish it was only 11.667 xx

70.000 is only 70 though "

Lol x couldn't sleep last night n got a 10 hour shift in front of me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment.

Lol xx go on smartarse answer. I need a laugh lol x

70.000 in 6s is only 11.667. That shouldn't take long.

Lol xx I wish it was only 11.667 xx

70.000 is only 70 though

Lol x couldn't sleep last night n got a 10 hour shift in front of me lol xx"

You look like Sam Bailey obvs hotter but you really do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Sleep deprived here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason I've woken up at 6, nothing to do, lie in available yet here I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a dose of night nurse. .works brilliant .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come do my job u will be asleep in 5 min counting cardboard tubes lol x

Bored, yes. Asleep, unlikely. Unfortunately.

I'd even count cardboard tubes if it would help me sleep.

Around 70.000 to count today in 6s lol x

I'm trying very hard to avoid a smartarse comment.

Lol xx go on smartarse answer. I need a laugh lol x

70.000 in 6s is only 11.667. That shouldn't take long.

Lol xx I wish it was only 11.667 xx

70.000 is only 70 though

Lol x couldn't sleep last night n got a 10 hour shift in front of me lol xx

You look like Sam Bailey obvs hotter but you really do!!"

Thanx x

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By *xpanding our horizons OP   Couple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Have tried chloroforming yourself or giving yourself a vulcan deathgrip "

No, that's illogical!

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By *xpanding our horizons OP   Couple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Seriously....its gone 5 in the morning.....i want to sleep. I've counted sheep, watched telly shopping, played candy crush, browsed the forums...hell, I even turned everything off and closed my eyes....

Could be worse! You could of bought a dress with full material lol"

Oi, rude! It's not something I wear round Sainsburys!

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By *xpanding our horizons OP   Couple
over a year ago

East Anglia

What made me laugh was I fell asleep reading your comments!

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