FabSwingers.com forum: Would you tell??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on a theme..

We were thinking about the really nitty gritty dirty stuff you may or may not get up too whilst playing.. Not the stuff you'd put in your profile lol.. The stuff you have done.. not think about, done for real!!

Would you tell others.. even if asked? Would you tell those you have met?? Would you share some of them in the hope of repeating or would you keep quiet in case it put people off??

Reason we say is because if no one ever 'pushed' the boundaries a little would we all become boring maybe for fear of putting others off??

We've done stuff we'd never tell lol.. but would love to repeat 100% absofookin lootly we would lol... but can't say cause we'd be outcasts pmsl..

Anyone??? lol...

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Following on a theme..

Would you tell others.. even if asked? Would you tell those you have met?? Would you share some of them in the hope of repeating or would you keep quiet in case it put people off??

Reason we say is because if no one ever 'pushed' the boundaries a little would we all become boring maybe for fear of putting others off??

We've done stuff we'd never tell lol.. but would love to repeat 100% absofookin lootly we would lol... but can't say cause we'd be outcasts pmsl..

Anyone??? lol...

Oooooooooo you dirty buggers!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell I would tell...but thats because I don't care lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hell I would tell...but thats because I don't care lol.

Mmmm tell then.. tell!

Were all friends in here lol..

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By *igBunnyWoman
over a year ago

My Town

Does it involve an egg whisk and a stick of wet celery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell I would tell...but thats because I don't care lol.

Mmmm tell then.. tell!

Were all friends in here lol.."

But you havent asked the right questions.

Im not going to come in and say, hi my name is Amelie and I am a deviant because............

would scare you all and I couldnty afford your therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i had something to tell i would lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it involve an egg whisk and a stick of wet celery?

where you there?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start the ball rolling then pmsl...

We had met a couple a few times when one eve she and Ju were chatting in the garden and she confessed she'd always always wanted to try anal.. but her hubby was not even remotely interested.. would she or I object if I took her anal cherry lol...

30 mins later.. she was in the brown leather.. and I was showing her hubby where she wanted it so badly... It felt soooooooo horny not just cause it was wrong or cause it was anal... but cause she had always wanted it...

On my life the woman, who is the most prim and proper when dressed could not even speak for 20 mins after lol... And yes we still see them from time to time!

Anyone else??

No Names obviously lol...

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Following on a theme..

Would you tell others.. even if asked? Would you tell those you have met?? Would you share some of them in the hope of repeating or would you keep quiet in case it put people off??

Reason we say is because if no one ever 'pushed' the boundaries a little would we all become boring maybe for fear of putting others off??

We've done stuff we'd never tell lol.. but would love to repeat 100% absofookin lootly we would lol... but can't say cause we'd be outcasts pmsl..

Anyone??? lol...

So you have started this ms/mr notts you have to tell your sordid secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we have an edit button...ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following on a theme..

Would you tell others.. even if asked? Would you tell those you have met?? Would you share some of them in the hope of repeating or would you keep quiet in case it put people off??

Reason we say is because if no one ever 'pushed' the boundaries a little would we all become boring maybe for fear of putting others off??

We've done stuff we'd never tell lol.. but would love to repeat 100% absofookin lootly we would lol... but can't say cause we'd be outcasts pmsl..

Anyone??? lol...

So you have started this ms/mr notts you have to tell your sordid secret!"

Secret.. Or secrets lol. (coughs)

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"can we have an edit button...ffs"

you already have your own special button, your getting greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right give me 5 whilst I think of one that isnt illegal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can we have an edit button...ffs

you already have your own special button, your getting greedy

That button is on strike!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Following on a theme..

Would you tell others.. even if asked? Would you tell those you have met?? Would you share some of them in the hope of repeating or would you keep quiet in case it put people off??

Reason we say is because if no one ever 'pushed' the boundaries a little would we all become boring maybe for fear of putting others off??

We've done stuff we'd never tell lol.. but would love to repeat 100% absofookin lootly we would lol... but can't say cause we'd be outcasts pmsl..

Anyone??? lol...

So you have started this ms/mr notts you have to tell your sordid secret!

Secret.. Or secrets lol. (coughs)

you didn't substitute ferrets fir hamsters did you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Taking a leaf from Maybellines book.. To hell with it kinda thing lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lets see.....

oh this is sacralige....but I have desicrated a holy place...well actually the alter...with a member of the clergy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We did shag on the alter in a small church in Wiltshire...

Shoot us quick...

We did leave a donation!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got soooo bored in a meeting once, I decided to have fun with myself under the table...went fine till an involuntary spasm put a crack in the table with my foot as I slid off the chair!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Well lets see.....

oh this is sacralige....but I have desicrated a holy place...well actually the alter...with a member of the clergy!"

Ahhh they did it in the pulpit with mr notts and a ferret and drain pipe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got soooo bored in a meeting once, I decided to have fun with myself under the table...went fine till an involuntary spasm put a crack in the table with my foot as I slid off the chair!"

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle...

Nice one lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once gave a blowjob to married man whilst he showed me his newborn baby...just because I knew the baby monitor was on and his wife could hear what a cheating twat he was....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well she was a friend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"once gave a blowjob to married man whilst he showed me his newborn baby...just because I knew the baby monitor was on and his wife could hear what a cheating twat he was....

Bloody hell... Thats err.. Winning so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I think that is enough sharing for the day.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"once gave a blowjob to married man whilst he showed me his newborn baby...just because I knew the baby monitor was on and his wife could hear what a cheating twat he was....

Bloody hell... Thats err.. Winning so far.

Gets my vote 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and I think that is enough sharing for the day.

Spoilsport.. Wanna write a book with me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I think that is enough sharing for the day.

Spoilsport.. Wanna write a book with me??"

already written one...but hey why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I think that is enough sharing for the day.

Spoilsport.. Wanna write a book with me??"

Honestly...some of the things i have been up too, really really should not be shown on here....I quite like NOT having a criminal record lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my life has been so sheltered

lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

im saying nothing .....!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im saying nothing .....!!

I shouldn't... But its hot and guess what???

I'm horny lol..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"im saying nothing .....!!

I shouldn't... But its hot and guess what???

I'm horny lol..

I am always horny and guess what .

I'm still saying nothing .....pmsl

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"im saying nothing .....!!

I shouldn't... But its hot and guess what???

I'm horny lol..

its the weather, all those lovelies in not many clothes outside and hot sticky minds

i've had a sheltered life here tho i had a b/f once whose proudest moment was having a wank while driving a tank past the queen in one of those salute things ..said it wasnt just the gun lifting up as he went past !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems like people don't want to share lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive done some things with guys that i wouldnt dream of doing with others and wont mention that ive done them as they think you will do that with them too...like fook will I!! its all about trust

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im not sharing until I have people captive and with no escape

Im not so cute as people think I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey what sort of place is this lol ... I'm saying nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oooo wish ya would??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there was that time when......... Oooh and the time with ..........

I agree its about trust and I don't bloody trust you lot!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've only mentioned the tame stuff...

I'd never mention the really, really really horny stuff...

Mrs Notts would kill me later.. never mind you lot lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only mentioned the tame stuff...

I'd never mention the really, really really horny stuff...

Mrs Notts would kill me later.. never mind you lot lol."

Pop Mrs Notts on I wana ask her something

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Would need at least a bottle of JD, to get the storys out of wiggles, she has an odd interest in nail files and balls atm though :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I do have a cat o' nine tails and a feather fan and a little tin of goodies and ..... oooh nearly spilled the beans then lol debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only mentioned the tame stuff...

I'd never mention the really, really really horny stuff...

Mrs Notts would kill me later.. never mind you lot lol.

Pop Mrs Notts on I wana ask her something

Mrs Notts here.. (says in the sweetest most innocent softly spoken shy voice I can muster)

Ask away !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only mentioned the tame stuff...

I'd never mention the really, really really horny stuff...

Mrs Notts would kill me later.. never mind you lot lol.

Pop Mrs Notts on I wana ask her something

Mrs Notts here.. (says in the sweetest most innocent softly spoken shy voice I can muster)

Ask away !"

Just wanted to know I only flirt outrageously with your husband cos i think you are hot

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only mentioned the tame stuff...

I'd never mention the really, really really horny stuff...

Mrs Notts would kill me later.. never mind you lot lol.

Pop Mrs Notts on I wana ask her something

Mrs Notts here.. (says in the sweetest most innocent softly spoken shy voice I can muster)

Ask away !

Just wanted to know I only flirt outrageously with your husband cos i think you are hot

lol"

He said something like that.. then told me you were off sorting your pussy out for tonight..

Besides.. he's all talk, try offering it to him on a plate and see what happens lol..

Please pmsl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Notts as an offering?

now that sounds like a good girls night in, popcorn and lambrini and watch the show.

What are you offering him too Mrs Notts??

and is it the sacrificial kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the situation and the people are right I will tell all. Afterall you dont know what things are really out there until you share experiences with people. Sometimes you find a person has a hidden interest in what appeals to you. So you also learn ideas from other people and you add them to your list to try. I will try anything, and from this thread I have a new one to try.....what was it the whisk and celery....have to ask was it a electric whisk or manual....will let you know how it goes.

So yeah I have pushed some boundaries and with the right people I reveal all

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We never do anything naughty or kinky, the st andrews cross and the spank bench in bedroom, along with various chains, manacles, hoods and toys are all just decoration honest...

ps: she also, only wears pvc and rubber, due to it actualy fiting her tiny size, not because it's it feels sexy as hell honest. :P

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lmao, i keep my gob firmly shut otherwise id never ge a meet. I then test the water over a few weeks lol. Then i just come out with things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only mentioned the tame stuff...

I'd never mention the really, really really horny stuff...

Mrs Notts would kill me later.. never mind you lot lol.

Pop Mrs Notts on I wana ask her something

Mrs Notts here.. (says in the sweetest most innocent softly spoken shy voice I can muster)

Ask away !

Just wanted to know I only flirt outrageously with your husband cos i think you are hot

lol

He said something like that.. then told me you were off sorting your pussy out for tonight..

Besides.. he's all talk, try offering it to him on a plate and see what happens lol..

Please pmsl....

he wants my pussy on a plate....shocking

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