FabSwingers.com forum: Outrageous lies

By *hooter McGavin OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

Tell an outrageous lie about the person about you, the crazier the better ????

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

That doesn't make sense!? Lol

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By *hooter McGavin OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

Sorry stupid auto correct, it was meant to be " above you" as in I'm above you so tell a lie about me

Is that better ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Once took acid on Machu Picchu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she can't read properly.

am i lying though, hmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hanky panky likes to lick public toilet seats on a Saturday.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Got thrown out of a gay sauna at Xmas for bad behaviour

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By *hooter McGavin OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

was once in a right said Fred video and is the proud holder of a gold blue peter badge

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/02/16 23:06:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will make no sense of the last thread i started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mis understood 'money laundering' and lost £100,000 in a wool wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret something is my sister from my mums secret liaison with prince Phillip

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Is in hiding from the Mafia after criticising the Godfather's grandmother's spaghetti at a dinner party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a fatso when he breaths out

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

They really live in Basildon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really live in Basildon

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flik and Paul aren't in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/02/16 08:13:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really live in Basildon

flik and Paul aren't in love

We have shagged every night this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really live in Basildon

flik and Paul aren't in love

We have shagged every night this week

They are actually assassins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really live in Basildon

flik and Paul aren't in love

We have shagged every night this week

They are actually assassins"

Has pubic dreadlocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses a whip on every guy she sees. And then castrates them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/02/16 08:25:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/02/16 08:25:40]"
alimark are both virgins waiting for first sexual meet

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Trademark is a famed flamenco guitarist and once won an award in Seville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trademark is a famed flamenco guitarist and once won an award in Seville"

Was once a woman named Betty who used to work the shores of galway bay selling bj's at ten shillings a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother "
michela is a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother "
michela is a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother "
michela is a boy

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is my brother michela is a boy

Trademark currently has an exhibition in central London which consists of bed sheets with nocturnal emissions on them.

The Saatchis bought one from when he was 17.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trademark is actually branded on his tush with the Royal seal of approval - like the queens soap..... And that's why he is called trademark

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother michela is a boy

Trademark currently has an exhibition in central London which consists of bed sheets with nocturnal emissions on them.

The Saatchis bought one from when he was 17."
tempting devil is gorgeous but she escaped from strangeways because she has them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I was missed out

Only truths about me as I'm so pure and proper .... That's it

Mwah and hugs xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Trademark is actually branded on his tush with the Royal seal of approval - like the queens soap..... And that's why he is called trademark

Mwah x "

Cos he's used by the Queen?!

Sssassy is a Nobel winning astrophysicist. She hovers round Internet forums waiting for someone to throw in the cliché the "it's not rocket science" so she can correct them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww I was missed out

Only truths about me as I'm so pure and proper .... That's it

Mwah and hugs xx "
sassys tits are only 32C she uses Photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother michela is a boy

Trademark currently has an exhibition in central London which consists of bed sheets with nocturnal emissions on them.

The Saatchis bought one from when he was 17."
nocturnal emissions?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother michela is a boy

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trademark knows this because he has enjoyed my 12inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother michela is a boy

trademark knows this because he has enjoyed my 12inches "

She is really my father. I was adopted at birth because he didn't want a girl but I didn't find out until he gave my boyfriend a good old fisting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother michela is a boy

trademark knows this because he has enjoyed my 12inches

She is really my father. I was adopted at birth because he didn't want a girl but I didn't find out until he gave my boyfriend a good old fisting x"
snowflake melted and has never sucked a penis in her life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my brother michela is a boy

trademark knows this because he has enjoyed my 12inches

She is really my father. I was adopted at birth because he didn't want a girl but I didn't find out until he gave my boyfriend a good old fisting x snowflake melted and has never sucked a penis in her life

That's the truth

lol I only came back to life because how cold it is lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here I will warm you up x

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Was 4th in the 2014 London marathon.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

These guys belong to Billy Smarts Circus and used to be Lion Tamers until animal rights activists caused a fuss. They are now practising their new act....not yet revealed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were the physiotherapists for seal team six until they were caught urinating in their boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww I was missed out

Only truths about me as I'm so pure and proper .... That's it

Mwah and hugs xx sassys tits are only 32C she uses Photoshop

Oh sometimes I wish.... The last time I was a C was when I was 12 .... H makes shoulder dints lol ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trademark is actually branded on his tush with the Royal seal of approval - like the queens soap..... And that's why he is called trademark

Mwah x

Cos he's used by the Queen?!

Sssassy is a Nobel winning astrophysicist. She hovers round Internet forums waiting for someone to throw in the cliché the "it's not rocket science" so she can correct them."

Tempting Devil

..... It's supposed to be a lie not the truth ...

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trademark is actually branded on his tush with the Royal seal of approval - like the queens soap..... And that's why he is called trademark

Mwah x

Cos he's used by the Queen?!

Sssassy is a Nobel winning astrophysicist. She hovers round Internet forums waiting for someone to throw in the cliché the "it's not rocket science" so she can correct them.

Tempting Devil

..... It's supposed to be a lie not the truth ...

Mwah "

Sassy is actually a deep sea welder called Jeff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testarossa is the Dean of Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testarossa is the Dean of Sydney University. "
high heels is beautiful but last man she kissed turned into a frog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Testarossa is the Dean of Sydney University. high heels is beautiful but last man she kissed turned into a frog

I wondered why he hopped off so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trademark owns FAB

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Trademark owns FAB "

Is an Olympic gymnastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trademark owns FAB

Is an Olympic gymnastic"
_uxom red is a skinny brunette who can do a 100 m in 12.6 seconds fab world record holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trademark artificially inseminates turkeys on the run up to Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Trademark artificially inseminates turkeys on the run up to Christmas "
stripes has never shagged a sheep in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Trademark artificially inseminates turkeys on the run up to Christmas stripes has never shagged a sheep in his life

Outrageous racist stereotyping alert !!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

" Trademark artificially inseminates turkeys on the run up to Christmas stripes has never shagged a sheep in his life

Outrageous racist stereotyping alert !!!!

Is really a short American lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Trademark artificially inseminates turkeys on the run up to Christmas stripes has never shagged a sheep in his life

Outrageous racist stereotyping alert !!!!

Is really a short American lady "

Yes I am actually Dr Ruth

Buxom red run a small tea shop, where they poison customers, cut their hair off whilst asleep and sell it to DFS to stuff sofa's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Trademark artificially inseminates turkeys on the run up to Christmas stripes has never shagged a sheep in his life

Outrageous racist stereotyping alert !!!!

Is really a short American lady

Yes I am actually Dr Ruth

Buxom red run a small tea shop, where they poison customers, cut their hair off whilst asleep and sell it to DFS to stuff sofa's. "

Stripes is actually an Appaloosa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spends Saturday afternoon in the veg aisle of Tesco arranging it by size order.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Is actually holding a misshapen beetroot in her profile pic....

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

"Is actually holding a misshapen beetroot in her profile pic.... "

Is about to pick her nose in her profile pics.

And she eats her bogeys too!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Really shouldn't make a habit of going to work on acid.

*tuts*

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice guy in reality

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

That's actually his frontal pic as his profile pic....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Her Head of HR commented on how relaxed she seems.

"Well," she replied, "all you have to do is take a lot of drugs and fuck a bunch of people."

Nobody likes a smart arse.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Is really funny.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is really funny.....

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she's a sexy blonde but only into BDSM

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hanky Panky is smelling her finger after inserting it into a host of farm animals

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By *igdave99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Once wanked off a goat infront of an albino gorilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted me to watch him wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's about 10 inch long and 6 inch wide

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Is a lady from Dudley

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Flat chested with alopecia but the female is ok

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Passed himself off as a Lord at the Supreme Court

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Licks Cane Toads as a hobby.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Is off to pick out some new pink velour curtains today for his boudoir

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

New av is genuinely sans makeup

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Really only 23.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shouldn't use her daughter's library card to chop up drugs :/

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There's nothing I could say about this one that wouldn't be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing I could say about this one that wouldn't be true"

Except the lie is

He didn't pass himself off as the Lord of the Supreme Court...

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing I could say about this one that wouldn't be true

Except the lie is

He didn't pass himself off as the Lord of the Supreme Court...

Mwah

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sassy is a navy seal just come back from a deep sea diving mission in the English channel eyeballing a Russian nuclear sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trademark ,, the chap who invented shake and vac , the word palindrome and the number 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed his toe once, and cried like a baby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was knocked out cold by the first bus stop he walked into!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Body double for Russell Grant

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Took a permanent marker and wrote TOO MUCH MONEY on the forehead of a millionaire

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Who told you?

Donald trumps gay icon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg Colgate doesn't even own a toothbrush

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Went to rehab and was offered a job

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Can't sleep at night without the teddy bear he's had since he was 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donates to Donald Trumps campaign and is a leading member of Ukip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He isn't really Welsh

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

She doesn't knit - she crochets!!

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Goes all the way for a Bacardi & Coke in the alley behind the Queens Head, make it a double and your mates can join in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps a Mexican midget called Pablo in a closet.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

4ft tall and answers to Pablo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses a supermarket brand of toothpaste and only flosses every other day

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Was routing for Scotland in the rugby...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Had had sex with Ronald Mcdonald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gushed so much the river Severn caused a flood downstream in Worcester!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Drank half of the river Severn mixed with whipped cream and cayenne pepper

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Quietly thinks that sex is disgusting and is ashamed with his Fab addiction...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Gave prince Charles a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quietly thinks that sex is disgusting and is ashamed with his Fab addiction..."
frisky is shy and retiring brought up in a convent xx

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I used to check the hight of flag poles for the Government but in one company I went to, I unfastened the upright stay and layed it on the floor to measure it and the manager came running out asking what the hell I was doing. I said measuring your flag pole, he replied "I wanna know how high it is not how fucking long it is."

Ba boom tissst!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Doesn't understand that flagpoles are for sitting on, not getting laid

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

"Doesn't understand that flagpoles are for sitting on, not getting laid"

His back looks as strong as a grecian marble/stone masonry pillar... Which is why he works as a load bearing joist across the world of ancient ruins during peak season ..

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Puts a small stone in her shoe to walk gangsta stylie...

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Quietly thinks that sex is disgusting and is ashamed with his Fab addiction...frisky is shy and retiring brought up in a convent xx

You would think so if you met her away from a singers club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quietly thinks that sex is disgusting and is ashamed with his Fab addiction...frisky is shy and retiring brought up in a convent xx

You would think so if you met her away from a singers club...

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she's a singer to bet she only sings at blue clubs on a wednesday afternoon?????

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Once attempted to break the world record for scaling the Eiffel Tower in full diving gear including flippers. Would have been successful in this attempt if the diving mask hadn't steamed up fifty steps from the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once attempted to break the world record for scaling the Eiffel Tower in full diving gear including flippers. Would have been successful in this attempt if the diving mask hadn't steamed up fifty steps from the top"
has never brushed the three teeth he has left and always uses baking soda he's a long distance lorry driver and frequents dogging sites all over Ireland

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Is barred from every branch of Nando following an incident involving a pogo stick, a pumpkin and a fire extinguisher.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Is often found staring into the ground floor windows of nursing homes, dressed as a creepy clown...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is often found staring into the ground floor windows of nursing homes, dressed as a creepy clown..."
frisky is although gorgeous a crossing lady at a local school she looks great in yellow and speaks fluent Russian

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Barred from 37 branches of McDonald's including 4 drive thrus for performing an indecent act with the ketchup dispenser.

Three women on the jury collapsed after seeing the photos and mistaking ketchup for a pool of blood

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Real name is aquafresh

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Real name is aquafresh"

I told you that in confidence

Drive the bus in both the spice girls movie and 28 days later. Banned for driving after driving the Young ones over a cliff

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Dresses as a snowman on the 25 June every year...

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Frisky loves to go shopping without any panties on and flashes her bits whilst reaching for bottom shelf items,

Risky ears Friskys panties instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arthur is banned from the London underground due to dressing as an oompah lumpa and riding a donkey the wrong way down the escalator at Bank station whilst singing Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet "

Doesn't smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

Doesn't smoke"

Skinned a cheetah to make her bra.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

Doesn't smoke

Skinned a cheetah to make her bra."

Is really an undercover researcher working for Sydney uni xx

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By *istandSquirtCouple
over a year ago

burton / derby

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

Doesn't smoke

Skinned a cheetah to make her bra."

She loves her toffeemen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

Doesn't smoke

Skinned a cheetah to make her bra."
Has a thing for short skinny dark guys with tiny willies :D x

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over a year ago

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

Doesn't smoke

Skinned a cheetah to make her bra.

She loves her toffeemen... "

OUTRAGEOUS

I should sue.

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over a year ago

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

Doesn't smoke

Skinned a cheetah to make her bra.

She loves her toffeemen...

OUTRAGEOUS

I should sue. "

She's lying, it's not really her!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Was arrested at the village fête after stealing a policeman's helmet

Doesn't smoke

Skinned a cheetah to make her bra.

She loves her toffeemen...

OUTRAGEOUS

I should sue.

She's lying, it's not really her! "

He really is polar bear

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Actually stuffs her bra with tissue paper

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bindips at certain well known clubs hoping to sell certain "commodities " on eBay for dredgers

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