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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.

A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.

Please let's not let her back here...

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'd rather someone piss on a street than stab me.

Why the passport tho... if she is of an age to need it, I'm guessing she could do with learning the *shake dry* skill pretty soon lol

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Good god, using a british passport, that's just not on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good god, using a british passport, that's just not on"

Seriously, how often are you that far from a toilet!? I thought all women carried tissues in their handbags

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Exactly why we hide amongst the sophisticated Europeans when abroad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, what a moron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase "am on me holidays!"

God that makes me cringe

Usually heard in Benidorm from a bloke rocking a pair of Union Jack shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 'specimens' that go to Spanish reports.

Most are decent.

But most are just gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to.holiday like a German, ya, having ze fun unt drinking bier for shits und giggles, while you are in your balcony, trying to catch me putting down ze beach towel, I'm having ze gut times, ya, ich bien living in your head, rent free, so ya, mention ze war, its you who.looks like ze bratwourst size Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The reason for this is that the "classy laydeee" had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.

Please let's not let her back here... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" The reason for this is that the "classy laydeee" had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.

Please let's not let her back here...

"

Seriously, how absorbant are passport pages anyway? She might as well have wiped her clunge on a lamp post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha gotta love a Brit Abroad type! Can spot me a mile away!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.

A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.

Please let's not let her back here... "

She said she had often done it...

Also didn't see what the fuss was about "it's only a passport."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it is a very practical option those pages are obsolete now but bet they are difficult to rip out bet she was pissed when she did it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.

A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.

Please let's not let her back here...

She said she had often done it...

Also didn't see what the fuss was about "it's only a passport." "

Oh shoot me now. How many times in your life do you find yourself needing to wipe your love tunnel with nowt but a passport for comfort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having started a recent thread about crazy Americans, I thought I should balance it out with a news story that has me hanging my union jack in shame.

A British tourist attempting to enter Thailand was turned away because several pages were ripped from her passport. The reason for this is that the classy lady had been on a night out and decided to piss in the street. Not having any toilet paper, she did what most of us would have done and used her passport to wipe her foof rather than drip dry or... use a fucking toilet.

Please let's not let her back here... "

Sadly we are always the major culprits in bad behaviour abroad and no other country has as many out of control tourists as we do. It is not fair on the majority of us who travel abroad and behave ourselves but there is definitely a problem.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm proper classy me. I always take a Butler with me to clean me up afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm proper classy me. I always take a Butler with me to clean me up afterwards.

"
yea Gerard butler I bet

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