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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing...

Is the greatest gateway drug.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No hangover in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No hangover in the morning

Ermmm, water tonight - yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tip into space would out weigh anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite fancy a double decker

my body's a temple though so I can't decide

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By *uck cpl southwestCouple
over a year ago

Brixham

Anal with a BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa snuggles with a certain someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Euromillions lottery win?

Except I haven't bought a ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this for one night only?

Jacqueline jossa even though I'd like to marry her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sofa snuggles with a certain someone

How cute

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"No hangover in the morning

Ermmm, water tonight - yeah?

Crickey no I'm on a girls night out..don't happen often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The night off'. I have a 12 hour shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be someone else somewgere else just for a day xx

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

well if you didnt keep wriggerling that arse so much you would get more spooning

but no ya just have to do it

dont you

even better when you fall asleep within each others arms after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if there's only one thing you want but it doesn't exist? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am mfffffffffffffff with my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

Sex with my ff x

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

An idian takeaway

So have ordered one

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

One thing.... Always leads to another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

Mmmm now that I'm in the mood for tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

Mmmm now that I'm in the mood for tonight

Fuck you geography!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quite fancy a double decker

my body's a temple though so I can't decide "

I had a salad at lunch and a chocolate bar for dinner, my temple is balanced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it would have to be an intimate tongue session with the lips that do not speak...

We have many sweet and explicit things to catch up on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy with big arms to slowly make love to me ending in raw passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me it would have to be an intimate tongue session with the lips that do not speak...

We have many sweet and explicit things to catch up on

Sweet talker

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

And hopefully no knifing

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

To give a friend a hug and just mould my body around his.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

And hopefully no knifing

Hopefully I'm not that bad in the sack!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A good nights sleep I reckon would go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one extra zero added to my bank balance so I can treat myself royally this fine evening! As it is it's hipflasks in the bra time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it would have to be an intimate tongue session with the lips that do not speak...

We have many sweet and explicit things to catch up on

Sweet talker

I've got a 1st class ticket to naughty lane

I wonder who i'm going to visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

Mmmm now that I'm in the mood for tonight

Fuck you geography!

Indeed Grrrr One day sexy lady

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By *avebabeWoman
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!"

Both

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Someone to spoon with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a 3or 4 sum all weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!

Both

Do I get to decide which first?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!"

Won't you gag on the fur balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!

Won't you gag on the fur balls.

Nah you're thinking of ball gags Lola!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!

Both

Do I get to decide which first?"

No. Have pussy while the pizza is cooking.

Eat...

Then round two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!

Both

Do I get to decide which first?

No. Have pussy while the pizza is cooking.

Eat...

Then round two!

Is that how you roll HB??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!

Both

Do I get to decide which first?

No. Have pussy while the pizza is cooking.

Eat...

Then round two!

Is that how you roll HB??

I like to maximise on playtime, MrPB.

I like food too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FabFem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza or Pussy, I can't decide!!!

Both

Do I get to decide which first?

No. Have pussy while the pizza is cooking.

Eat...

Then round two!

Is that how you roll HB??

How about you cook the Pizza & Miss Bold & I will take care of the Pussy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about you cook the Pizza & Miss Bold & I will take care of the Pussy ? "

Ding-ding-ding... We have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

Mmmm now that I'm in the mood for tonight

Fuck you geography!

Indeed Grrrr One day sexy lady

I'd be more than happy to sit and watch two goddess create art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked snuggles and Pringles while watching Gotham in bed with MrWho would go down a treat right now. I have a whole week to wait though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you cook the Pizza & Miss Bold & I will take care of the Pussy ?

Ding-ding-ding... We have a winner!

Miss B is Smiling ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

Mmmm now that I'm in the mood for tonight

Fuck you geography!

Indeed Grrrr One day sexy lady

I'd be more than happy to sit and watch two goddess create art

does that shit really produce results?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

Mmmm now that I'm in the mood for tonight

Fuck you geography!

Indeed Grrrr One day sexy lady

I'd be more than happy to sit and watch two goddess create art

does that shit really produce results?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you cook the Pizza & Miss Bold & I will take care of the Pussy ?

Ding-ding-ding... We have a winner!

What pizza do you want? Spicy Scottish Sausage???

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Can my one thing be a person?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

8 hours uninterrupted sleep!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plans for next Friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14" cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14" cock"

I hope that's girth

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

FFM!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you cook the Pizza & Miss Bold & I will take care of the Pussy ?

Ding-ding-ding... We have a winner!

What pizza do you want? Spicy Scottish Sausage???"

Is is Matured nicely ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can my one thing be a person? "

It can be whatever the hell you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"14" cock"

That's a kidney prodder

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

100% brain capacity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liposuction ...... that's what I'd have...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Anal with a BBC

I have some boot polish if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14" cock

That's a kidney prodder

I still want it. Current one isn't big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eva Mendez wanting me to go down on her..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girls' night out with the delish ladies on this thread please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot bath. But I've run out of gas and cba to get dressed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girls' night out with the delish ladies on this thread please. "

I'll have what she's having.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A girls' night out with the delish ladies on this thread please.

I'll have what she's having."

We'll make you an honourary girl for the night.

You'll look great in a dress.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A square sausage buttie with ketchup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girls' night out with the delish ladies on this thread please.

I'll have what she's having.

We'll make you an honourary girl for the night.

You'll look great in a dress.

I'll ask Tina if I can borrow one of hers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a date.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A girls' night out with the delish ladies on this thread please.

I'll have what she's having.

We'll make you an honourary girl for the night.

You'll look great in a dress.

I'll ask Tina if I can borrow one of hers."

Excellent. You'll be so pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full body massage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....tonight what would that be?

For me... Spooning that leads to forking!

This weeks lottery numbers

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

More Twiglets!

I've run out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage... And I'm not keen on massage... But shite is my back sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lottery win, I really don't want to work this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More Twiglets!

I've run out

I only have grapes.

Wanna grape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More Twiglets!

I've run out

I only have grapes.

Wanna grape?

Crushed grapes? preferably in a glass, which has come out of a bottle, a wine bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More Twiglets!

I've run out

I only have grapes.

Wanna grape?

Crushed grapes? preferably in a glass, which has come out of a bottle, a wine bottle

Erm, I'm on the tea. Grape juice is in the fridge.

Help yourself Pria. (Get your ass to Naughty Lane for a visit!)

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

If I could have one thing it would be my lover but she's a butterfly and butterflies are meant to fly...

Fly away, high away. My my....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"More Twiglets!

I've run out

I only have grapes.

Wanna grape?

Crushed grapes? preferably in a glass, which has come out of a bottle, a wine bottle

Erm, I'm on the tea. Grape juice is in the fridge.

Help yourself Pria. (Get your ass to Naughty Lane for a visit!)

Grapes V Twiglets!

I know which one I am rootin'for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More Twiglets!

I've run out

I only have grapes.

Wanna grape?

Crushed grapes? preferably in a glass, which has come out of a bottle, a wine bottle

Erm, I'm on the tea. Grape juice is in the fridge.

Help yourself Pria. (Get your ass to Naughty Lane for a visit!)

oooh yes Naughty Lane shall expect a visit from me very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad"

I was thinking along, those lines...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been running around like a maniac all day at work today and my body feels broken

- so I would love a bath and a full body massage with a happy ending

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can my one thing be a person?

It can be whatever the hell you want

In that case it's a particular person I am waiting (just about) patiently for an opportunity to meet.

I'd like the opportunity to be tonight.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Right now I'd like a hit man for my ex husband & his gf. Nosing around & messaging people on here to find out if my profile is me.

Grrrr does everybody know everybody else on here??? Why are people so nosey & gossipy???? I don't care if that isn't a word!!! And why do people feel the need to lamp post piss??? None of us are owned by anyone else, we're all free to meet whoever we choose.

Sorry, I'll shut up now & go to bed.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"A square sausage buttie with ketchup!

I can do that!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Bah. Saw the buttie post.

I now want a cheese, bacon and pineapple burger with BBQ sauce and onion rings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now I'd like a hit man for my ex husband & his gf. Nosing around & messaging people on here to find out if my profile is me.

Sorry, I'll shut up now & go to bed. "

Nosey fuckers!

Chin up, lady! Xx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Bah. Saw the buttie post.

I now want a cheese, bacon and pineapple burger with BBQ sauce and onion rings."

Sorry, can't do that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend really missing her right now

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty, massage and a BJ ... please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cuddle in... watch a movie... ahhh if only

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Right now I'd like a hit man for my ex husband & his gf. Nosing around & messaging people on here to find out if my profile is me.

Sorry, I'll shut up now & go to bed.

Nosey fuckers!

Chin up, lady! Xx"

It's getting nasty now

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