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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is it about male changing rooms at gyms.

I go to the Gym (Total Fitness)on a regular basis but am becoming increasingly fed up with guys who insist on walking around totally naked.

Obviously the showers are open plan so you have no option but to be nude with other guys but once you have showered you can cover up.

They insist on walking to and from the shower nude, to the scales to weigh themselves nude and then stand talking nude.

Rant over

Has anyone come across this at their Gym etc or am I alone

Steve

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Do you like my bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sox feverishly searches yellow pages for local gymnasiums

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I think I like the sound of this gym ( mrs R )

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Do you like my bum? "

Thats a bit of a random comment lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

think me ruggers nd soxy need a road trip to this gym be the only way of getting me in one

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Do you like my bum?

Thats a bit of a random comment lol"

Not from me surely?

I was demonstrating my lack of shyness about the Adonis like visage that is my naked form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like my bum? "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it begs the question ...do the exhibitionists in question have huge big cocks ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how would you get on at a swinging party where there might be other couples in same room naked and playing ?

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Never been to a gym - drove past one once, but felt a bit tired and had to have a pie for sustenance

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"think me ruggers nd soxy need a road trip to this gym be the only way of getting me in one "

What a great idea , I am like you though, not normally into gyms.....but I think it might be worth paying the membership just for the changing rooms alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To answer the question with a question - What is defined as a huge big cock ?

I consider myself average but most are bigger than mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am afraid they do not let women in the male changing room !

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Do you like my bum?

Thats a bit of a random comment lol

Not from me surely?

I was demonstrating my lack of shyness about the Adonis like visage that is my naked form. "

lol it looked more like you were offering it up to the OP......I noticed he hasn't answered, think your lucks out

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I am afraid they do not let women in the male changing room !"

Damn

Ok Soxy and Eve, the road trip is cancelled !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To answer the question with a question - What is defined as a huge big cock ?

I consider myself average but most are bigger than mine"

without wishing to seem condescending I think you may have answered your own question.

If I had a 10 inch cock I wouldn't be getting dressed anytime soon

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I am afraid they do not let women in the male changing room !"

we will drill spy holes through the walls - we are very resourcful when it comes to looking at naked men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Do you like my bum?

Thats a bit of a random comment lol

Not from me surely?

I was demonstrating my lack of shyness about the Adonis like visage that is my naked form.

lol it looked more like you were offering it up to the OP......I noticed he hasn't answered, think your lucks out "

Eeeek! No...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would of course have no problem with women in the changing room.

Add to the incentive of going to the Gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am afraid they do not let women in the male changing room !

we will drill spy holes through the walls - we are very resourcful when it comes to looking at naked men "

On here all i thought you had to do was look or ask and you do not have to pay membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think me ruggers nd soxy need a road trip to this gym be the only way of getting me in one "

Ohhh yep lets go!!!!…….however, I gotta confess I’m not too keen on all that humping heavy weights about stuff, not while attempting to look uber-cool, but secretly trying not to break wind… as ya do…!!!…….ewww

But hey, the temptation of all those sweaty ripped naki bodies everywhere,,, Crumbs it’d be worth it,,,, even though I know I’d be all embarrassed and perhaps a tad self conscious ,,,,

but, I'm sure the first few minutes would be the hardest!!!!... after that, It'd be easyier to get down and concentrate on giving the old perving muscles a good wok out........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like my bum? "

**Tries to giggle coyly**

Yes, as it happens!

To the OP...these men are obviously at ease with their bodies and sexuality. if naked men annoy you so much, the problem is yours.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What is it about male changing rooms at gyms.

I go to the Gym (Total Fitness)on a regular basis but am becoming increasingly fed up with guys who insist on walking around totally naked.

Obviously the showers are open plan so you have no option but to be nude with other guys but once you have showered you can cover up.

They insist on walking to and from the shower nude, to the scales to weigh themselves nude and then stand talking nude.

Rant over

Has anyone come across this at their Gym etc or am I alone

Steve"

I can't say I've ever been in the men's changing room at the gym but the women's changing room is open plan and there's generally nakedness.

I guess it depends on how comfortable you around other people of the same sex. There's nothing sexual about it in my gym. It's getting showered and dressed without behaving like a schoolgirl with the getting dressed under your towel thing. I'm thinking most adults are mature enough to use facilities without being prudish about it. Or perhaps not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To answer the question with a question - What is defined as a huge big cock ?

I consider myself average but most are bigger than mine

without wishing to seem condescending I think you may have answered your own question.

If I had a 10 inch cock I wouldn't be getting dressed anytime soon "

NOR WOULD I ID BE PLAYING WITH IT ALL DAY !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm .... so whereabouts do those men who cook a three course gourmet meal, warm your tootsies in bed, bring you a glass of ribena in the middle of the night and run you a hot scented bath show off at?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP....do any of them play windmills? or run to the shower grabbing hold of their meat and veg and shouting wheyheyyyyyyyyy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm .... so whereabouts do those men who cook a three course gourmet meal, warm your tootsies in bed, bring you a glass of ribena in the middle of the night and run you a hot scented bath show off at?"

gay bars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the OP....do any of them play windmills? or run to the shower grabbing hold of their meat and veg and shouting wheyheyyyyyyyyy?"

I have not seen too many do this !

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"To the OP....do any of them play windmills? or run to the shower grabbing hold of their meat and veg and shouting wheyheyyyyyyyyy?"

Have you been peeking into my bedroom again??

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I thought all men did that when crossing the room to get to the shower........hhm..must be just Mr R then.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ah ha !! Invictus too !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm .... so whereabouts do those men who cook a three course gourmet meal, warm your tootsies in bed, bring you a glass of ribena in the middle of the night and run you a hot scented bath show off at?

gay bars "

hahahah well done that nipped the showing off in those department posts from the boys!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is wrong with being comfortable and confident in your own skin they work out and Like there bodies so why not show it off. I love the summer time when the guys walk around with their shirts of hubba hubba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is wrong with being comfortable and confident in your own skin they work out and Like there bodies so why not show it off. I love the summer time when the guys walk around with their shirts of hubba hubba."

If you had to watch them leaving St. James Park after losing the match you'd probably think again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going in to hospital on the 15th to have a corker of a Epididymal Cyst removed. To be honest I'm looking forward to not getting glances and doubletakes in the showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going in to hospital on the 15th to have a corker of a Epididymal Cyst removed. To be honest I'm looking forward to not getting glances and doubletakes in the showers "

Oooooh my knee op is on that day I hope they don't muddle our records!!! hahahahahahahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree with you ste its the same in the gym i go wait till u get them in the mirror naked dryin themselves with a hairdryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP....do any of them play windmills? or run to the shower grabbing hold of their meat and veg and shouting wheyheyyyyyyyyy?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it about male changing rooms at gyms.

I go to the Gym (Total Fitness)on a regular basis but am becoming increasingly fed up with guys who insist on walking around totally naked.

Obviously the showers are open plan so you have no option but to be nude with other guys but once you have showered you can cover up.

They insist on walking to and from the shower nude, to the scales to weigh themselves nude and then stand talking nude.

Rant over

Has anyone come across this at their Gym etc or am I alone

Steve"

We weren't born with clothes on and its a natural state to be in. You don't have to look if you dont like them but i don't think they are trying to arouse you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine.

I only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick!

It’s damned good though - it does everything .......... KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, crisps ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK... OP I thought this through (well as much as I think things through)Supposing... a guy just stepped off the scales, naked and some other guy came to chat to him.... and naked man scurried away for a towel before answering? Wouldn't this look weird to the other bloke as if he was covering up to talk incase he was being oggled? I would have thought most men don't see the need to keep covering up 'all lads together' after all they all plunge in the bath after footie matches etc... but thats a female perspective (okay fantasy)... men don't cover up because perhaps they don't want to put out a message they think other men are turned on by them so are removing that temptation.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I would say sopme are comfy in their skin so not bothered that they are naked and maye a few are hoping you may tell them they have a nice cock and bend over???

To be honest thats what happens in my dreams with naked men in showers and changing rooms.

No? ok, Just my mind then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine.

I only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick!

It’s damned good though - it does everything .......... KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, crisps ........

"

Haaa haaa haaa haaa haaa...nutter!!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

wtf is a gym ? Never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wtf is a gym ? Never heard of it "

WTF is an acronym?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast


"wtf is a gym ? Never heard of it

WTF is an acronym?"

it is indeed well done you lol

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Is this the Blue Oyster gym?

Sounds like they will be "wrestling" soon. You know, like manly men do. Cough.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

only when the japs eyes start winking at ya, be concerned..

till then, avert your eyes.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I am afraid they do not let women in the male changing room !"

I beg to differ.....I have been in the Torquay United changing room ten minutes before a match and was dragged out with my tongue scraping along the floor...

They took me in to introduce me as I was the match sponsor for the day....best money I have ever spent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly at my gym, most of the men are gay and extremely vain. They make it quite clear and are forever eyeing each other up! I've not got a problem with that.

In the ladies, no one parades around naked ever, if your towel even so slightly drops to reveal flesh, you get scowled at!

Think it must definitely a 'man' thing to parade around naked, perhaps through boasting or exhibitionism I suppose could make most men feel insecure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my pic, make me a show off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G.Y.M

Genitalicious Yummy Males.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my pic, make me a show off lol "
yes your cute bum , lol peachy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my pic, make me a show off lol yes your cute bum , lol peachy."
lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I be a fly on the wall of that changing room please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

They insist on walking to and from the shower nude, to the scales to weigh themselves nude and then stand talking nude.

Rant over

Has anyone come across this at their Gym etc or am I alone

Steve"

No never come across it, but by god I wish I had - you lucky git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To answer the question with a question - What is defined as a huge big cock ?

I consider myself average but most are bigger than mine

without wishing to seem condescending I think you may have answered your own question.

If I had a 10 inch cock I wouldn't be getting dressed anytime soon "

I havnt got a 10" cock but i still havnt got any hang ups abt being seen naked in the gym changing room !!

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