FabSwingers.com forum: Best backhanded compliments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just got a cracker...

Your face is so pretty you don't notice your stretch marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG ....so when are you going to meet this charmer

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

God your fat but your tits hide it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My friend tell me I could look nice if I had money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG ....so when are you going to meet this charmer

I'll be sure to stay dressed so as not to offend

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG ....so when are you going to meet this charmer

I'll be sure to stay dressed so as not to offend

pmsl but once seen never forgotten... the poor soul ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be so beautiful if I lost weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!

That's a mum thing - mine has said that to me before. "It's a shame because you're such a pretty girl". Cheers Ma!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My favourite one ever (not on here) was in a pub when a guy I had never met walked up to me and said "I like fat girls. You're a pretty one". It didn't work as a chat up line and remains the only time I have ever been approached with one.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!

Oh, my mum says this so often I don't even notice it anymore. Sometimes she'll mix it up by adding 'you'd be stunning if you made an effort' if I'm wearing something comfy and no makeup.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!

That's a mum thing - mine has said that to me before. "It's a shame because you're such a pretty girl". Cheers Ma! "

Yeah... that's pretty much what I thought while I was rolling my eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!

Oh, my mum says this so often I don't even notice it anymore. Sometimes she'll mix it up by adding 'you'd be stunning if you made an effort' if I'm wearing something comfy and no makeup."

wow some tough love going on here... The thing is you can choose your friends but not your family

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now

But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter says she loves the way my under arms jiggle ..aww mum it's so cute !!!! Errr rude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a mate turn around to me and say nice chest shame about the gut...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My young son said "come here mum you're bra is showing at the back"...(son lifts top to cover said bra, thinking he was being sweet & saving me from embarrassment)

"That's better your back boobs were showing too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just told someone they were the second-nicest guy on here, then pressed send before I realised just how awful it sounded. I'm either borderline Aspergers or I have a severe case of Foot-in-Mouth disease...I feel terrible now

But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz

You know what, if anyone ever told me I was the second nicest guy on here I'd be really bloody offended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz

So who's the nicest? Now we have to know!

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

I was once told: You're not beautiful, you're not gorgeous, but you are the cutest girl in this place.

Gee.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I thought you where going to be stupid but your not.

If you was thin youd turn heads, same guy ten minutes utes apart

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz

So who's the nicest? Now we have to know!"

Erm...Can I plead the fifth amendment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz

So who's the nicest? Now we have to know!

Erm...Can I plead the fifth amendment?

Go on then, I'll let you off

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!

Mine too, plus school teachers and my Nan and all kinds of people who convinced me, at size 14-16, I was hideous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're pretty fit for an ole bird....

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

But at least I wasn't lying so, every cloud, and all that jazz

So who's the nicest? Now we have to know!

Erm...Can I plead the fifth amendment?

Go on then, I'll let you off

Phew! Thanks, you're a diamond...unlike the second-nicest guy on here, who is swiftly plummeting down the ranks as we speak...pmsl

Sorry to hijack your thread, OP xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Your new haircut really helps slim your face."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me to hubby..I used to have a figure to die for before I met you..

Hubby to me.what happened???

Me to hubby..I met you and didn't have to care no more lol.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

'I know your brothers clever,but I'm sure you've got other talents'..mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're quite pretty without your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a mate turn around to me and say nice chest shame about the gut...

I get the same comments

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Forgot my all time favourite.

Just as I was about to put his cock in my mouth.

"You look like Jo brand I like her she's funny"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every woman I've been with: Your hairy chest's actually alright, I think I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot my all time favourite.

Just as I was about to put his cock in my mouth.

"You look like Jo brand I like her she's funny""

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like hairy chests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully when you're older you'll be hot....like your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot my all time favourite.

Just as I was about to put his cock in my mouth.

"You look like Jo brand I like her she's funny""

Oh dear oh dear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully when you're older you'll be hot....like your mum.

A contender for the funniest user name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like hairy chests "

It's pretty hairy...

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"You'd be stunning if you were thin.... from my Mum!

My mum too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overheard this.

You would be beautiful of you were taller.

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a mate turn around to me and say nice chest shame about the gut...

I get the same comments

We will have to console each other then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a mate turn around to me and say nice chest shame about the gut...

I get the same comments

We will have to console each other then

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recent one on here..

'you're body is amazing, I've got a thing for BBWs' - OK so I'm no slim Jim but OUCH!

One from a 'friend' outside of fab 'it's funny you look a lot like holly Willoughby, you know when she's pregnant' and no I've never been pregant

One from my other half early on in our relationship 'you've got nice big facial features, your eyes and lips, it's good really it takes the attention away from your fairly big nose'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a mate turn around to me and say nice chest shame about the gut...

I get the same comments

We will have to console each other then

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Sold to the lady with the nice chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I went home to visit my mom she said "You look nice. You're finally learning how to dress yourself. "

-Courtney

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I get, 'you look good......for your age'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Your new haircut really helps slim your face.""

Moonface.com.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Id be so beautiful if I lost weight

Just checked out your pictures and you look stunning... but then again, I can't see your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you are stunning I don't think you have anything to worry about out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fart smelt of Rosie's

As I accidenltly let out out while getting my pussy licked

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"When I went home to visit my mom she said "You look nice. You're finally learning how to dress yourself. "

-Courtney "

You should've told your mum that your fab friends think you look best undressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not as fat as you look....before he realised he really didn't mean to say that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I love how you're not obsessed with personal style.”

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

You've not exactly been hit with the ugly stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex off

ender and

2022 going to be very exposing for you.

Well done for your collection and everything else.

Martin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've a face only a mother could love

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

Once upon a time while on a night out 2 guys stopped me n said,yr the 2nd best looking bird here ,I said thanks ,who's no one,they said we havnt found her yet,that's was 20 yrs ago n I still remember lol x

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

You look good for your age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're beautiful.. imagine what you'd be like slimmer

Pfft..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look good for your age.

OMG, I was just about to say this!

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