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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skype . Any woman or lass fancy skype ? Time to see it on cam rather than pic i recon, genuine only thats also willing to go on skype . With chat and sound, inbox me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bazinga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the chat rooms here?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Bazinga

An offer you can't refuse as the godfather so succinctly put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bazinga

An offer you can't refuse as the godfather so succinctly put it"

I don't think my an offer to exhibit my Bazinga is the sort that would receive a skypingly warm welcome ......

But I'll leave it on the table....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the chat rooms here? "

do you cam courtney ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the chat rooms here?

do you cam courtney ?"

Yes, sometimes. But not on Skype.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the chat rooms here?

do you cam courtney ?

Yes, sometimes. But not on Skype. "

let me know when your on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bazinga

An offer you can't refuse as the godfather so succinctly put it

I don't think my an offer to exhibit my Bazinga is the sort that would receive a skypingly warm welcome ......

But I'll leave it on the table....

Don't leave it on the table too long...bloody cold and the cat keeps jumping on mine

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What about the chat rooms here?

do you cam courtney ?

Yes, sometimes. But not on Skype. "

You've pulled....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the chat rooms here?

do you cam courtney ?

Yes, sometimes. But not on Skype.

You've pulled....

hey hey! I'm just offering to confirm his claims regarding his enormous penis. I'm nice like that

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What about the chat rooms here?

do you cam courtney ?

Yes, sometimes. But not on Skype.

You've pulled....

hey hey! I'm just offering to confirm his claims regarding his enormous penis. I'm nice like that

Does he get a big dick veri if he has

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those women that are genuine and have a genuine interest in a girth you will never forget....... Lets chat/cam

those that aint carry on the way you have been throughout the years having yr heads filled with dribble just be let down.

I know alot more than any of you care to give me credit for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those women that are genuine and have a genuine interest in a girth you will never forget....... Lets chat/cam

those that aint carry on the way you have been throughout the years having yr heads filled with dribble just be let down.

I know alot more than any of you care to give me credit for lol

I don't get it. I'm not messing around. I will go on cams in the chat room and see, if you're up for it. Tonight, though, cuz I'm not at home at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I smell someone wanting big penis confirmation? I'll happily take a look at it on cam on here, get yourself to the wales room and I'll have a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I smell someone wanting big penis confirmation? I'll happily take a look at it on cam on here, get yourself to the wales room and I'll have a look. "

Well never mind me. You've found the expert

Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those women that are genuine and have a genuine interest in a girth you will never forget....... Lets chat/cam

those that aint carry on the way you have been throughout the years having yr heads filled with dribble just be let down.

I know alot more than any of you care to give me credit for lol

I don't get it. I'm not messing around. I will go on cams in the chat room and see, if you're up for it. Tonight, though, cuz I'm not at home at the moment."

later is all i can also manage as im covered in muck atm from fixing motors

Oh ye, did i also mention that to be a decent vehicle mechanic your hands and mind have to be of a certain breed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those im intending camming with must also be willing to cam and also say a sentence of my choice so i can assertain there not actually fake . I will also say a sentence of the persons choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those im intending camming with must also be willing to cam and also say a sentence of my choice so i can assertain there not actually fake . I will also say a sentence of the persons choice

What does that have to do with your dick size?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know for a fact i have one of the biggest girths in this country . May not have one of the longest as theres 10" long ones out there.

I know fine well how much girth actually matters, especially to chose having gave birth and maybe push a 10lber out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know for a fact i have one of the biggest girths in this country . May not have one of the longest as theres 10" long ones out there.

I know fine well how much girth actually matters, especially to chose having gave birth and maybe push a 10lber out lol "

That's fine. I've already said I'm willing to see it on cam. I'd even have my cam on. But I don't need to prove I'm real by saying a sentence of your choice. So thanks but no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats fine courtney

was just so i knew you aint a recording lol as that type of things rife not only on this site but others aswell.

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By *idseysCouple
over a year ago

redditch

"I know for a fact i have one of the biggest girths in this country . May not have one of the longest as theres 10" long ones out there.

I know fine well how much girth actually matters, especially to chose having gave birth and maybe push a 10lber out lol "

Considering you're someone who apparently knows so much then surely you'd realise, that giving birth and pushing a 10 pounder out (as you so succinctly worded it) has absolutely no relevance in pushing something UP there !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those women that are genuine and have a genuine interest in a girth you will never forget....... Lets chat/cam

those that aint carry on the way you have been throughout the years having yr heads filled with dribble just be let down.

I know alot more than any of you care to give me credit for lol

No one dribbles on my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does giving birth have to do with penis size?!!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"I know for a fact i have one of the biggest girths in this country . May not have one of the longest as theres 10" long ones out there.

I know fine well how much girth actually matters, especially to chose having gave birth and maybe push a 10lber out lol "

Ah! I remember you now, you were in the line up on record breakers, when norris mcwhirter had his tape measure out and roy castle said "now remember folks, this is for girth not length"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

OP you are my new forum hero!

You have myself and the might of Funky Monkey Enterprises Ltd. at your disposal for any more threads you may dream up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Givin birth multiple times loosens a wonans vagina . And dont try and tell me im wrong because im not, my last kid that was born was infact a 10lber

I know that what i say is right and any mothers out there does aswell.

Sorry ladies, last thing i wanna do is give any of you a complex, but it is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Givin birth multiple times loosens a wonans vagina . And dont try and tell me im wrong because im not, my last kid that was born was infact a 10lber

I know that what i say is right and any mothers out there does aswell.

Sorry ladies, last thing i wanna do is give any of you a complex, but it is true "

You really are clueless if you think that's true. Women's bodies are made to stretch to allow a baby out and it then goes back to its usual size!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Givin birth multiple times loosens a wonans vagina . And dont try and tell me im wrong because im not, my last kid that was born was infact a 10lber

I know that what i say is right and any mothers out there does aswell.

Sorry ladies, last thing i wanna do is give any of you a complex, but it is true

You really are clueless if you think that's true. Women's bodies are made to stretch to allow a baby out and it then goes back to its usual size!!"

wrong wrong wrong wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Givin birth multiple times loosens a wonans vagina . And dont try and tell me im wrong because im not, my last kid that was born was infact a 10lber

I know that what i say is right and any mothers out there does aswell.

Sorry ladies, last thing i wanna do is give any of you a complex, but it is true

You really are clueless if you think that's true. Women's bodies are made to stretch to allow a baby out and it then goes back to its usual size!!

wrong wrong wrong wrong "

Oh I'm sorry did your vagina not snap back into shape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep us non cammers posted please im s nosey bitch and wanna kno if its a big as they or just a myth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Givin birth multiple times loosens a wonans vagina . And dont try and tell me im wrong because im not, my last kid that was born was infact a 10lber

I know that what i say is right and any mothers out there does aswell.

Sorry ladies, last thing i wanna do is give any of you a complex, but it is true

You really are clueless if you think that's true. Women's bodies are made to stretch to allow a baby out and it then goes back to its usual size!!

wrong wrong wrong wrong

Oh I'm sorry did your vagina not snap back into shape?"
He must be a doctor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not a doctor . Just sexually experienced enough to know im correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol"

Well things do change with age!

And no I haven't had a lot of sex with different vaginas!

I am however a female with a vagina who has had children..oh and a nurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol"

So women are just a walking vagina??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop...can't breath...must stop laughing...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3..and you are very wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop...can't breath...must stop laughing..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

So women are just a walking vagina?? "

Of course they are.. I thought you'd know that..;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

So women are just a walking vagina??

Of course they are.. I thought you'd know that..;)"

Learn somthing new everyday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

Well things do change with age!

And no I haven't had a lot of sex with different vaginas!

I am however a female with a vagina who has had children..oh and a nurse.

You may actually have a vagina, have had sex, have given birth and be an experienced medical profession, but he is a man who has fukd a lass. Sorry, but your experience can't stack up against that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, how did you turn a thread about proving the size of your dick on cam into a thread about women's vaginas being bigger after childbirth?

I don't understand how you get yourself into these situations.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

So women are just a walking vagina??

Of course they are.. I thought you'd know that..;)

Learn somthing new everyday lol"

Knowledge is power and stupidity is a fact ( for some of us) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

Well things do change with age!

And no I haven't had a lot of sex with different vaginas!

I am however a female with a vagina who has had children..oh and a nurse.

You may actually have a vagina, have had sex, have given birth and be an experienced medical profession, but he is a man who has fukd a lass. Sorry, but your experience can't stack up against that. "

Damn..just can't compete with the guy who has measured the girth of every man in the country to know his is the biggest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how did you turn a thread about proving the size of your dick on cam into a thread about women's vaginas being bigger after childbirth?

I don't understand how you get yourself into these situations.

-Courtney "

He's a unique talent.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've been on Fab for 7 years now and this is probably in the top three threads ever.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"I've been on Fab for 7 years now and this is probably in the top three threads ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering if the op has golden cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how did you turn a thread about proving the size of your dick on cam into a thread about women's vaginas being bigger after childbirth?

I don't understand how you get yourself into these situations.

-Courtney

He's a unique talent. "

Clearly!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum?"
Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first "

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him...

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol"

I beg to differ. I was stitched up just fine with a wink from the doc

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol"

I heard having kids makes a man smaller, could this be the case?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him..."
pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a thread so much banter and great pics to look through haha

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

I can't remember the OP measuring my girth at any stage, but I did get a little tipsy at a rugby club social, so I suppose it could have been then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him... pmsl xx"

It's not funny hunni. . He's got to make sure you are the right size for his amazing member, we wouldn't want him wasting his time or anything

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

I beg to differ. I was stitched up just fine with a wink from the doc

Are you regretting that wink you sent me now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I please have the country wide list of girth sizes? ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I know for a fact i have one of the biggest girths in this country . May not have one of the longest as theres 10" long ones out there.

I know fine well how much girth actually matters, especially to chose having gave birth and maybe push a 10lber out lol "

Out of curiousity, how do you know that you have one of the biggest girths in the country?

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him..."
And say the magic sentence too !]

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him... pmsl xx

It's not funny hunni. . He's got to make sure you are the right size for his amazing member, we wouldn't want him wasting his time or anything

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Do you think he will know im not a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him... pmsl xx

It's not funny hunni. . He's got to make sure you are the right size for his amazing member, we wouldn't want him wasting his time or anything

Do you think he will know im not a virgin

Don't be suprised if he requests an ultrasound to get internal measurements lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him... pmsl xx

It's not funny hunni. . He's got to make sure you are the right size for his amazing member, we wouldn't want him wasting his time or anything

Do you think he will know im not a virgin

Depends. .have you had kids and therefore have a vagina the size of a babies head?!!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

OP does your arse hole get progressively bigger each time you have a poo, never to go back to the normal size?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him... pmsl xx

It's not funny hunni. . He's got to make sure you are the right size for his amazing member, we wouldn't want him wasting his time or anything

Do you think he will know im not a virgin

Depends. .have you had kids and therefore have a vagina the size of a babies head?!!"
Dam i thought i would get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum?"

Who can say?...but j bet he watchez scary manga...groan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum?

Who can say?...but j bet he watchez scary manga...groan..."

I'd have him more of a Jeremy Kyle person than manga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Manwithagoldenbum..... Stop!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

....and that is all I have to say on this matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol,,silly thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started fuking the mother of my kids 17 yr ago . I was 19 she was 17 . Absolutly no way is her vagina tge same now as is was then

those that say im wrong obviously aint had alot of sex with different vaginas lol

I heard having kids makes a man smaller, could this be the case?

I thought it was just the more you wanked the smaller your dick gets. All that squeezing compresses everything inside. Slowly, obviously, but if the OP has been wanking furiously for 20 years he could have made his dick quite a lot smaller than it used to be.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I actually thought I'd seen it all.

Really I truly did.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

To the OP.

Thank you for some of the most hilarious forum posts I have read in a long long time.

I have to ask though, are you real or a comedy character made up by one of the forum regulars?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Ibetter get my tape measure out ,and measure up

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"To the OP.

Thank you for some of the most hilarious forum posts I have read in a long long time.

I have to ask though, are you real or a comedy character made up by one of the forum regulars?

Go on cam and ask him to say a sentence of your choosing to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind going on cam,,,im a show off,but lookin at other folks cams can be fraught with danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

"To the OP.

Thank you for some of the most hilarious forum posts I have read in a long long time.

I have to ask though, are you real or a comedy character made up by one of the forum regulars?

Go on cam and ask him to say a sentence of your choosing to find out.

Oh the temptation to get him to say "I've been a bad bad girl, forgive me and my little winkle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming back to this thread later! Hope Seawitch catches him on cam later

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how did you turn a thread about proving the size of your dick on cam into a thread about women's vaginas being bigger after childbirth?

I don't understand how you get yourself into these situations.

-Courtney "

It's practice........

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Those im intending camming with must also be willing to cam and also say a sentence of my choice so i can assertain there not actually fake . I will also say a sentence of the persons choice

I don't understand that,why would you have to say a certain sentence to each other if you're camming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the OP.

Thank you for some of the most hilarious forum posts I have read in a long long time.

I have to ask though, are you real or a comedy character made up by one of the forum regulars?

I thought it was the admins. Giving us more value for money.

Cheers for the comedy Admins

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

I dont often comment on the posts (iam more of a lurker lol) however having read this i think one of the fannies from scotland (i live here and they are very good fannies) has escaped ..... I laughed so loud i think i felt a bit of wee..... Heard it all now . Come to think of it no one ever measured my girth

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I'm wondering if the op has golden cum? Wouder if he will get any meets , us women might not be up to his standards. He might want to check our bits out first

Hmmmm that's what he has skype for.. you must pass the on cam vagina inspection test before he allows you to meet him... And say the magic sentence too !]"

I'd say you'd fail if it echoed..echo echo echo..

Top thread op... Certainly up there with the gangbang shed crew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time the Muppet starts a thread does he turn it into a heated debate. Ladies your banging your heads against a brickwall if you think you can outsmart a fookwit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I bet the OP's ex wishes she had done her pelvic floors so she could experience the joy of his massive girth post-childbirth! And I praise the Lord I have one of those rare 'fannies' which isn't flapping around in the wind after having babies.

I guess the OP has achieved what he set out for though, he has proved he is indeed a massive cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What

Just...what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, I bet the OP's ex wishes she had done her pelvic floors so she could experience the joy of his massive girth post-childbirth! And I praise the Lord I have one of those rare 'fannies' which isn't flapping around in the wind after having babies.

I guess the OP has achieved what he set out for though, he has proved he is indeed a massive cock.

What, not even when it's *really* windy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time the Muppet starts a thread does he turn it into a heated debate. Ladies your banging your heads against a brickwall if you think you can outsmart a fookwit !

I might bang a brick wall on Skype. Is there a market for that kind of DIY porn?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thread I have read in a long time.... but!

Ladies, I have the smallest girth on here, wanna cam so I can prove it? Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the poutiest,,,i wanna cam ta prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does giving birth have to do with penis size?!!"

bugger all!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Me and my (likely to be baggy) vag may as well give up on the pelvic floor ritual now then.. either that or I've been wasting my time with micro dicks all these years . ..

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Every time the Muppet starts a thread does he turn it into a heated debate. Ladies your banging your heads against a brickwall if you think you can outsmart a fookwit !

I might bang a brick wall on Skype. Is there a market for that kind of DIY porn?

Sarah

There was a woman who had a relationship with a brick from the Berlin Wall. . Objectum sexuality is interesting

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Thinking about it logically though, he may have a point.

When a lady pops out a 10lb child, if it shrinks back, how is said child supposed to get back in to keep warm?

I'm no doctor but I've seen kangaroos at the zoo and they're mammals so I assume the principle is the same.

Therefore logically if you've just dropped a 10lb sproglet, your fanny must remain at 10lb sproglet size. (Unless you then went on to have an 11lb one of course).

And undoubtedly the fact the sproglet was 10lb must be directly related to his huge girth. The bigger the cock doing the impregnating, the bigger the sproglet. Stands to reason.

I'm sorry but this guy seems to know his onions from what I can see.

Women, you may have fannies but you clearly know nothing about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time the Muppet starts a thread does he turn it into a heated debate. Ladies your banging your heads against a brickwall if you think you can outsmart a fookwit !

I might bang a brick wall on Skype. Is there a market for that kind of DIY porn?

Sarah

There was a woman who had a relationship with a brick from the Berlin Wall. . Objectum sexuality is interesting "

I heard that after one meet it blocked her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a funny old world isnt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite quote ever was by a man called George Carin.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming back to this thread later! Hope Seawitch catches him on cam later

Doll x"

Sea Witch will be the ultimate authority on The Todger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I smell someone wanting big penis confirmation? I'll happily take a look at it on cam on here, get yourself to the wales room and I'll have a look. "

Legend.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Givin birth multiple times loosens a wonans vagina . And dont try and tell me im wrong because im not, my last kid that was born was infact a 10lber

I know that what i say is right and any mothers out there does aswell.

Sorry ladies, last thing i wanna do is give any of you a complex, but it is true "

...you're killing me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually thought I'd seen it all.

Really I truly did.

But did you learn anything?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've been on Fab for 7 years now and this is probably in the top three threads ever.

Only surpassed by the dirty arse thread.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Do I smell someone wanting big penis confirmation? I'll happily take a look at it on cam on here, get yourself to the wales room and I'll have a look.

Legend.

Is he now claiming it is as big as a leg end?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I guess the OP has achieved what he set out for though, he has proved he is indeed a massive cock.

I seldom laugh out loud but this is the second time on this thread.. fanny flapping around in the wind...

funny as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I smell someone wanting big penis confirmation? I'll happily take a look at it on cam on here, get yourself to the wales room and I'll have a look.

Legend.

Is he now claiming it is as big as a leg end?

No, baby's arm..or head..10 lber of course..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women!! Stay away from big cocks. They make your fannies flap.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Thinking about it logically though, he may have a point.

When a lady pops out a 10lb child, if it shrinks back, how is said child supposed to get back in to keep warm?

I'm no doctor but I've seen kangaroos at the zoo and they're mammals so I assume the principle is the same.

Therefore logically if you've just dropped a 10lb sproglet, your fanny must remain at 10lb sproglet size. (Unless you then went on to have an 11lb one of course).

And undoubtedly the fact the sproglet was 10lb must be directly related to his huge girth. The bigger the cock doing the impregnating, the bigger the sproglet. Stands to reason.

I'm sorry but this guy seems to know his onions from what I can see.

Women, you may have fannies but you clearly know nothing about them."

Kangaroos are marsupials.. while still a mammal they have a very short gestation period so there fannies will remain incredibly tight as the baby kangaroo is teeny tiny. It then crawls to the nipple and feeds for a long time, the placental mammals have much longer gestation periods.. and obviously proportionately baggy fannies., it's a well known scientific research field at Sydney university.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op doesn't help himself with his threads and comments, But if you don't like them why comment all the time,

I haven't seen everyone jump on someone's every word since that guy who went on about BBC in every post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heres a little demonstration if you will, those that go from 16 stone down to 10 stone . Does there skin shrink back to the way it was before gaining those 6 stone ? Or are there stretch marks and does the skin then seem somewhat looser than it once was ?

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna Skype?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heres a little demonstration if you will, those that go from 16 stone down to 10 stone . Does there skin shrink back to the way it was before gaining those 6 stone ? Or are there stretch marks and does the skin then seem somewhat looser than it once was ?

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol "

Skin is ectodermal tissue you can't compare skin to a muscle. The vaginal is made out of muscle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol "

If the weight is lost slowly and healthily combined with the right exercise then the skin will tone nicely.... But and it's a big but.. The vagina is Made to snap back after child birth.... This combined with the right exercises after childbirth will leave the vagina as tight as it ever was....

Are you an actual real person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol

Skin is ectodermal tissue you can't compare skin to a muscle. The vaginal is made out of muscle. "

Did he take up your offer to cam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol

Skin is ectodermal tissue you can't compare skin to a muscle. The vaginal is made out of muscle.

Did he take up your offer to cam? "

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol

Skin is ectodermal tissue you can't compare skin to a muscle. The vaginal is made out of muscle.

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!"

Aww!

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol "

Erm but a vagina isn't skin. I think you just shot yourself in the foot with this OP. Skin is a cellular component made of entirely different cells. Sorry - geeky scientist comment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol

Skin is ectodermal tissue you can't compare skin to a muscle. The vaginal is made out of muscle.

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!"

Then I'm going with.. Not a real person.. Never mind a real cock

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By *ormalguy71Man
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

I think everyone has missed the main point here. If as he brags he has one of the largest girths in the Country surely it will stretch and vagina regardless of how many kids they have had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol

Skin is ectodermal tissue you can't compare skin to a muscle. The vaginal is made out of muscle.

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!

Then I'm going with.. Not a real person.. Never mind a real cock "

the cock bit I would agree with....just not in the way that he means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the girth size debate is still going on....

meanwhile I am peeing my pants in laughter

too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered to Skype hours ago in the other thread but haven't been taken up on my offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offered to Skype hours ago in the other thread but haven't been taken up on my offer?"

Funny that huh ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your right you cant argue with stupid lol

Skin is ectodermal tissue you can't compare skin to a muscle. The vaginal is made out of muscle.

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!"

been laid on my back fixing cars most of the afternoon, come back in to find the gas has dropped, yes i am on prepay lol, cant afford quarterly as id end up in debt

those women that would be interested in camming be it on here or on skype must first prove theyre profile is genuine by speaking and saying a sentence of my choice, those not willing to do the sentence i wont bother wasting my time with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try that again

They said they would verify your monster.. Not prove anything to you.

If you have no gas does that mean it won't be the monster you promised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

That to my deleted post?

They are verified.. He is not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

That to my deleted post?

They are verified.. He is not

Ohh god gillette,i havent a clue what OP's on about really..lol..i wasjust havin a wild stab deciphering at his sentence of his choice thing..wasnt replying to ur deletions..just the timing of it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

That to my deleted post?

They are verified.. He is not

Exactly. And I can tell people aren't a recording by conversing with them. I've never asked someone to say anything specific and I don't deal with people who ask it of me.

I will continue to believe the OP has a 4" dick.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

That to my deleted post?

They are verified.. He is not

Ohh god gillette,i havent a clue what OP's on about really..lol..i wasjust havin a wild stab deciphering at his sentence of his choice thing..wasnt replying to ur deletions..just the timing of it..

Ohhh.. Nothing make sense about this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

That to my deleted post?

They are verified.. He is not

Exactly. And I can tell people aren't a recording by conversing with them. I've never asked someone to say anything specific and I don't deal with people who ask it of me.

I will continue to believe the OP has a 4" dick.

-Courtney "

pmsl..yes, but its thick as a brick apparently..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

That to my deleted post?

They are verified.. He is not

Exactly. And I can tell people aren't a recording by conversing with them. I've never asked someone to say anything specific and I don't deal with people who ask it of me.

I will continue to believe the OP has a 4" dick.

-Courtney "

And I'm going to continue believing he isn't a real boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saying a sentence of my choice proves your real, proves you are the person in your pics lol.

Yes i am real 110%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sentence is i think so OP can satisy himself (no pun intended) that the image isnt a recording but rather live..i think..

That to my deleted post?

They are verified.. He is not

Exactly. And I can tell people aren't a recording by conversing with them. I've never asked someone to say anything specific and I don't deal with people who ask it of me.

I will continue to believe the OP has a 4" dick.

-Courtney

And I'm going to continue believing he isn't a real boy

I reckon OP is a Secret Shopper and is actually the guy in couple who started fab..he runs insurgency missions into the forum to keep everyone on their toes..sneaky sneaky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!

been laid on my back fixing cars most of the afternoon, come back in to find the gas has dropped, yes i am on prepay lol, cant afford quarterly as id end up in debt

Just get your dick out on cam in the Wales room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!

been laid on my back fixing cars most of the afternoon, come back in to find the gas has dropped, yes i am on prepay lol, cant afford quarterly as id end up in debt

Just get your dick out on cam in the Wales room. "

But then the dude won't know you're real

Mr. Overconfident is very insecure about random women viewing his dick on cam....especially after he offers to show it.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!

been laid on my back fixing cars most of the afternoon, come back in to find the gas has dropped, yes i am on prepay lol, cant afford quarterly as id end up in debt

Just get your dick out on cam in the Wales room. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying a sentence of my choice proves your real, proves you are the person in your pics lol.

Yes i am real 110% "

Actually appearing on cam confirms you are the person in the pictures. If you went in a directing room and asked the person to give you the thumbs up or put their finger on their nose or anything else like that it's pretty obvious it's a real person doing it and not a recording. Why should anyone have to probe anything to you anyway, you're the one making the claim and wanted big dick verification. Just get the fucking dick out on cam in the next two minutes otherwise I'm watching part two of emmerdale and you've had it then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cannot wait to prove you all wrong tho lol.

Do i get a sticker once i have ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ain't his dick

That's thick

As a brick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he take up your offer to cam?

Nope!

been laid on my back fixing cars most of the afternoon, come back in to find the gas has dropped, yes i am on prepay lol, cant afford quarterly as id end up in debt

Just get your dick out on cam in the Wales room.

But then the dude won't know you're real

Mr. Overconfident is very insecure about random women viewing his dick on cam....especially after he offers to show it.

-Courtney"

We will soon know the truth for it is out there..SeaWitch is going to pass ultimate judgement on the Beast..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im bathing first and making myself look a tad more presentable . Stubbled face and grease oil n muck off cars is hard to remove from stubble etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very happy to say your magic sentence...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Can't believe this is still going on...

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I know for a fact i have one of the biggest girths in this country . May not have one of the longest as theres 10" long ones out there.

I know fine well how much girth actually matters, especially to chose having gave birth and maybe push a 10lber out lol

Out of curiousity, how do you know that you have one of the biggest girths in the country?

He has 'handled' each and every one of them, personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seawitch has seen my cock pic, if im.not mistaken she did say, looks like a decent purple head, cant really remember what else she said, and a male, cant remember who said if he had a cock like the one in the pic he would go see a doctor ?

Why would he go see a doctor ? Because of its girth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Skype or no Skype?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seawitch has seen my cock pic, if im.not mistaken she did say, looks like a decent purple head, cant really remember what else she said, and a male, cant remember who said if he had a cock like the one in the pic he would go see a doctor ?

Why would he go see a doctor ? Because of its girth ?

But if it was a picture how do we know its you? Did your picture say a sentence?

Anyway, I will be convinced once you show seawitch on cam and I get her prognosis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh No...disastro! By the time OP washes his mahoosive dick, SeaWitch will have nodded off after Emmerdale! He's shit it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh No...disastro! By the time OP washes his mahoosive dick, SeaWitch will have nodded off after Emmerdale! He's shit it!

My dick is the size of the average erect whenits soft

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ohh No...disastro! By the time OP washes his mahoosive dick, SeaWitch will have nodded off after Emmerdale! He's shit it!

My dick is the size of the average erect whenits soft "

Yes, yes, but have you wash/bathed yet?We're all waiting to hear the verdict, haven't got all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting...I can Skype right now and say the magic sentence and finally finish this thread!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

To settle the girth debate, I've just googgled it and, whilst it didn't give any names, it did say that one of the biggest in the country was a gynaecologist, dermatologist and mechanic from the North West - it also said that his name would be made available if I repeated a sentence of their choosing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im bathing first and making myself look a tad more presentable . Stubbled face and grease oil n muck off cars is hard to remove from stubble etc "

She won't be looking at your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting...I can Skype right now and say the magic sentence and finally finish this thread!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Im bathing first and making myself look a tad more presentable . Stubbled face and grease oil n muck off cars is hard to remove from stubble etc

She won't be looking at your face

Do you think he is stalling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting...I can Skype right now and say the magic sentence and finally finish this thread!"

But he has to wash his face to show you his cock.. Silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would he go see a doctor ? Because of its girth ?

Because it looked like there was a problem with it. Maybe the foreskin was tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im bathing first and making myself look a tad more presentable . Stubbled face and grease oil n muck off cars is hard to remove from stubble etc

She won't be looking at your face

Do you think he is stalling

It's a possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,is every one going on cam n flashing their willy,,,girls included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting...I can Skype right now and say the magic sentence and finally finish this thread!

But he has to wash his face to show you his cock.. Silly

Well, he has to sling it over his shoulder so his kipper has to be in the shot..

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over a year ago

"Wanna Skype?"

Bump.

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over a year ago

Thread is going to close and he knows it.. He is never going to go on cam.. I am slightly.. And worryingly.. Disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever wanted someone to whip their dick out as much as I do now just so everyone can know the verdict!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still waiting...I can Skype right now and say the magic sentence and finally finish this thread!

But he has to wash his face to show you his cock.. Silly

would youvturn upto a meet wearing wellys ?

I doubt that very much lol.

Im not a liar and once i do cam and prove my cock is big and thick and a genuine throbber . I would appreciate some respect on these forums, so what if i have an answer for everything, so what if im never lost for words

so what if i like driving cars fast and so what if been a naughty boy in the past and so what if i have beaten other men close to death, i have alot of regrets in my life, as im certain everyone on here does . Im going for a bath now and will be on cam soon,

remember, good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon then dude, got telly to watch mun

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over a year ago

"Thread is going to close and he knows it.. He is never going to go on cam.. I am slightly.. And worryingly.. Disappointed

I know, thread unlike cock..got too big..

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over a year ago

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