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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We did this yesterday and a barrel of laughs so here we go again whos in????

All you've gotta do is put your name down on this thread and I'll pair you up. You then get to choose a status for each other which you need to display for 6 hours.

The funnier, ruder and sillier the status the better.

If your partner has filters up then post their status below. They can pick it up that way.

Who's in?

Ooh and check out the status updates of some of the forumites who played in Part 1. Some funny ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, it was a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get as many people in as you can guys spread the word

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to view a house in a few mins but I'll spread the word when I get back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks maverick x

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in again. Am busy so will check back in a little while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too scared after last night!

Not everyone realised it was a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too scared after last night!

Not everyone realised it was a joke "

I was getting all kinds of medical advice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play although I'm about as funny as the annual general meeting of the international federation of paint drying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I get a few more names ill put the first pairs up xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a few messages asking why I had put a cactus up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a few messages asking why I had put a cactus up my arse "

you were extremely horny and was the only thing you could think of pmsl xxxx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just going into a meeting. Will be back in about an hour, so happy to not be in the first pairings. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok first lot let the fun commence. ..

macerick777 and calistari

happylittlefucktoy and stormX

_educed and tis I leclair

have fun xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoyed playing last night

Abit busy but would love to play again....if you'll have us haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Enjoyed playing last night

Abit busy but would love to play again....if you'll have us haha x"

of course x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines done xx thanks hlft xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me again I got a few offers on my new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your down just waiting for more takers lol xx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Mines done xx thanks hlft xx"

Same. Thanks girly.;)

Messages already common in thick and fast. I have 1hr of being offline now. Wonder how many I'll get. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines done xx thanks hlft xx

Same. Thanks girly.;)

Messages already common in thick and fast. I have 1hr of being offline now. Wonder how many I'll get. Lol "

lol your inbox will be fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in, always game for a laugh

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm in, it worked out really well for me yesterday xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two plus on and sparks76

Mrandmrsbibond and _aucy tigger

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two plus on and sparks76

Mrandmrsbibond and _aucy tigger

xxxxx"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent just waiting on ours now haha x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Two plus on and sparks76

Mrandmrsbibond and _aucy tigger

xxxxx"

Done xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to sit on the sidelines this time round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol whimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol whimp "

We second that

Haha some of these are funny as x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is different lol, funny as fek though, loving some of the statuses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this is different lol, funny as fek though, loving some of the statuses "

did you know your status is an actual fetish... yeastiality.... seriously look it up

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'll go buy some Tena Lady - I was howling last night!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me too juniper xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is different lol, funny as fek though, loving some of the statuses

did you know your status is an actual fetish... yeastiality.... seriously look it up "

No way omg howling lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun I'm in

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By *unjamesMan
over a year ago

Banbury


"Too scared after last night!

Not everyone realised it was a joke "

Sorry Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outside your age range calistari so can't email you yours by here it is

I need 4 guys with varying dick sizes to take my anal virginity and then stretch me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm outside your age range calistari so can't email you yours by here it is

I need 4 guys with varying dick sizes to take my anal virginity and then stretch me"

haha lovin it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine to Maverick

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Well this is different lol, funny as fek though, loving some of the statuses

did you know your status is an actual fetish... yeastiality.... seriously look it up

No way omg howling lol x"

Nearly wet myself laughing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparks ... is it true you will never put a better bit of butter on your knife ?? Or on your knob lmao ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received and status set - thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this is different lol, funny as fek though, loving some of the statuses

did you know your status is an actual fetish... yeastiality.... seriously look it up

No way omg howling lol x

Nearly wet myself laughing xx"

I did haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm outside your age range calistari so can't email you yours by here it is

I need 4 guys with varying dick sizes to take my anal virginity and then stretch me"

Done! Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha maverick I feel for you

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

My inbox has gone into meltdown and i hate bloody cock pics xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha maverick I feel for you "

If anyone messages saying they ate into it I'm posting it in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear god!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not always up for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messages starting to come in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehm... maybe.. last time i did one of these i added 10 people to my block list!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guessing noones into stinky armpits up here, no messages as off yet......infact our inbox is empty first time for a long time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got no messages bit lots of profile views....wonder how many locals have now blocked me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got no messages bit lots of profile views....wonder how many locals have now blocked me?"

Even I've blocked you now and I know it's a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Next lot....

jojojo5555 and contractor

trymeout and mrpolarbear

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got no messages bit lots of profile views....wonder how many locals have now blocked me?

Even I've blocked you now and I know it's a joke "

Hey I've just messaged admin asking how I can block myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got no messages bit lots of profile views....wonder how many locals have now blocked me?"

Could have been worse could have said "wearing other people's used condoms" haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got no messages bit lots of profile views....wonder how many locals have now blocked me?

Could have been worse could have said "wearing other people's used condoms" haha x"

I'm never going to be able to unread that!

Where's the eye bleach and memory steel wool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got no messages bit lots of profile views....wonder how many locals have now blocked me?

Could have been worse could have said "wearing other people's used condoms" haha x

I'm never going to be able to unread that!

Where's the eye bleach and memory steel wool? "

() haha wetting myself here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Maverick

I'm getting all sorts of offers to take my anal virginity now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Maverick

I'm getting all sorts of offers to take my anal virginity now "

I might have to see if I can queue jump - my local updates is empty! I wonder where everyone's gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr polarbear filters on!

"Come n pluck my banjo string ladies and I'll let you blow on my trombone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in again. Am busy so will check back in a little while. "

Seduced, your filter requires me to post here.

Had a gang bang with The Aston Villa football team. True to form they dribbled all over me but missed every hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm in if I've not missed it I just know I'll regret this after yesterdays

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr polarbear filters on!

"Come n pluck my banjo string ladies and I'll let you blow on my trombone!!!

"

"Free Blowey for the guy that finds my left shoe"

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

sounds like fun

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm in again. Am busy so will check back in a little while.

Seduced, your filter requires me to post here.

Had a gang bang with The Aston Villa football team. True to form they dribbled all over me but missed every hole. "

Hahaha!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh go on then

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm in again. Am busy so will check back in a little while.

Seduced, your filter requires me to post here.

Had a gang bang with The Aston Villa football team. True to form they dribbled all over me but missed every hole.

Hahaha! "

Yours is: I love the smell of pre cum in the morning. So come on guys send me those pics of your glistening pre cum cocks. I want to play tribute to them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in again. Am busy so will check back in a little while.

Seduced, your filter requires me to post here.

Had a gang bang with The Aston Villa football team. True to form they dribbled all over me but missed every hole.

Hahaha!

Yours is: I love the smell of pre cum in the morning. So come on guys send me those pics of your glistening pre cum cocks. I want to play tribute to them all! "

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back

Our inbox is empty guess no one wants a smelly play haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comments so far, though I am expecting a couple from some friends when they log onc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry guys ive been a bit busy xxx

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

Never played this game before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like a laugh, im in!

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I will do it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun I'm in"

Your one is brilliant, how many offers of winners have you had lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the longest 6hrs ever!

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

I'm in.....

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone is gonna have to take over im at work now xxx have fun guys xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the longest 6hrs ever!"

Yay! All finished! 54 messages, not too bad!

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