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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on girls . Stimulate my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoiler Alert.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What you mean lol ?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Hijack alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you watch football? Do you like beer? How about a bacon sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you into gay porn? (two or more men).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Public forum

Oi! Get off moi land!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos"

Can't he have both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Public forum

Oi! Get off moi land!"

Kiss chase

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you watch football? Do you like beer? How about a bacon sandwich? "

no i dont watch football . Dont really drink that often, infact hardly ever, and you put yr feet up and show me wer the kitchen is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you mean lol ? "

There's a cock in my pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sandwich filling are you and why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?"

do tomatoe seeds digest in there stomachs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sandwich filling are you and why?"

Cheese an onion here.....

What's yours....?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?"
no he can't otherwise I'd have to think of another question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you into gay porn? (two or more men)."

no not at all

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?

do tomatoe seeds digest in there stomachs ? "
I don't know, your the tortoise not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you watch football? Do you like beer? How about a bacon sandwich?

no i dont watch football . Dont really drink that often, infact hardly ever, and you put yr feet up and show me wer the kitchen is

Don't burn the bacon;I like mine grilled,no fat,and granary bread,no butter thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sandwich filling are you and why?"

Ham salad . Cool healthy and ever so tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sandwich filling are you and why?

Cheese an onion here.....

What's yours....?

Why are you cheese and onion? Or is that just your favourite?

I'm a egg Mayo... Classic and versatile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,

Is it...

Taught-us

Tort-oyce?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,

Is it...

Taught-us

Tort-oyce?

tort-oycs here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,

Is it...

Taught-us

Tort-oyce?

It's Tort-us

-Courtney

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Spoiler Alert.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention bacon?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,

Is it...

Taught-us

Tort-oyce?

It's Tort-us

-Courtney "
that's cause your a bloody foreigner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,

Is it...

Taught-us

Tort-oyce?

tort-oycs here "

Taught-us I thought but then I'm male and probably on the wrong thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need the loo. "

1 or 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gay porno is getting steamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think before we engage in Tortoise etiquette we should establish the correct pronunciation of the word Tortoise,,,,

Is it...

Taught-us

Tort-oyce?

It's Tort-us

-Courtney that's cause your a bloody foreigner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you into gay porn? (two or more men).

no not at all "

Over defensive answer, obviously 'as a ten bob note'

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!

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Yes I do have a wildly and the OP is not going to see it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind

Quantum physics....

In your face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread is mearly a servey . Nothing sexist in it at all .

Its all in the name of science

testibg a womans ability to stimukate my mind . Hense only women need apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!

Yes I do have a wildly and the OP is not going to see it lol

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willy even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!

Yes I do have a wildly and the OP is not going to see it lol

willy even "

could be coz you have a hairy arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!

lol,,lol,,thats what all the guys say on here "in public"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind

No."

thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

you certainly know yr way to a mans heart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind

No.

thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

you certainly know yr way to a mans heart lol

I aim to please.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"This thread is mearly a servey . Nothing sexist in it at all .

Its all in the name of science

testibg a womans ability to stimukate my mind . Hense only women need apply

You do realise it's a two way thing though eh!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just visiting

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!

lol,,lol,,thats what all the guys say on here "in public"

Are you suggesting some men may be telling porkies on their profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is mearly a servey . Nothing sexist in it at all .

Its all in the name of science

testibg a womans ability to stimukate my mind . Hense only women need apply

I'd be interested to hear what constitutes a successful stimulation....?

Please provide an example....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and by the why folks,,,,,

It's Taught-us.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and by the why folks,,,,,

It's Taught-us.....

Or by the way,,,,,,

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Caffeine stimulates my mind, anyone (I'm an equal opportunities coffee/ tea maker) want a brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind

No.

thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

you certainly know yr way to a mans heart lol

I aim to please."

then we at least agree on one thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

because you have a willy and the op doesn't like willies!

lol,,lol,,thats what all the guys say on here "in public"

Are you suggesting some men may be telling porkies on their profiles

just the majority that say their straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!"

it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,

Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?

That true ladies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!

it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,

Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?

That true ladies ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need the loo.

1 or 2?"

1. And I'm fine now, thanks.

And it's Tort (taught) - us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt alive... A bit of gas and air should do it.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Goat pupils are rectangular.

Google it.

While you're googling images, search for "cough". *snigger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!

it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,

Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?

That true ladies ? "

More like being torn apart from the inside out with waves of burning pain,becoming more and more intense until your pelvis feels like it's on fire,while someone is sticking a knife into the bottom of your back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!

it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,

Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?

That true ladies ?

so we will never live as equals

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!

it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,

Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?

That true ladies ? "

Very few people know what being burnt alive feels like because

a) People tend to die from smoke inhalation first.

b) They're dead.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I really forum users should listen to the op and not post if you're a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your wife to stimulate you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask your wife to stimulate you "

im.not married and never have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask your wife to stimulate you

im.not married and never have been "

Ha! Suckered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!

it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,

Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?

That true ladies ?

so we will never live as equals "

Would you like to see if we can replicate the pain? I'll never know what it's like to be kicked in the gonads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?"

Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?

Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly

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but they might still prefer them over lettuce I mean if you had a choice between a lettuce leaf or something that wasn't good for but tasted yummy which would you prefer

fotmto!remember tortoises are allowed treats, well if I was a tortoise I'd like a treat sometimes

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Do you think my left or right side is better.?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Come on girls . Stimulate my mind

No."

your on a roll today lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think my left or right side is better.?

aint seen yr hand writing so cant comnent lol .

And to the being kicked in the gonads . Do you ladies realise just how much this does actually hurt . Labour apparently makes you feel like you need to shit !

Being kicked in the gonads makes a man feel physically sick and like hes trying to shit a brick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexist thread if you ask me why cant I comment? Carry on

How is it sexist? What happened to equal rights ? Lets go on strike!!

it wont be anywhere near equal until.us men are going thru labour pains,

Apparently the pain is close to being burnt alive ?

That true ladies ? "

I'm not after getting no one pregnant though lol, sorry but everyone should be treated the same, no one is higher than the other

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

THREAD APPROVED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La la la la la la.. bollocking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?

Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly

They shouldn't have lettuce either..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?

Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly

but they might still prefer them over lettuce I mean if you had a choice between a lettuce leaf or something that wasn't good for but tasted yummy which would you prefer

fotmto!remember tortoises are allowed treats, well if I was a tortoise I'd like a treat sometimes

We don't always make the right choices or choose what's best for us. I think I was a tortoise I'd be rocking out on the tomatoes with complete disregard for my own safety. Fuck yeah. That's how I'd roll (slowly, though, obviously) as a tortoise.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Are you into gay porn? (two or more men).

no not at all

Over defensive answer, obviously 'as a ten bob note'"

Do you mean 9 bob note?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THREAD APPROVED.

Oh, I see that it's Thursday already. Good stuff.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

THREAD APPROVED.

Oh, I see that it's Thursday already. Good stuff. "

POST APPROVED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under Milk Wood or War and Peace?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you where a tortoise which would you prefer, lettuce or tomatos

Can't he have both?

Tomatoes are not particularly good in a tortoise's diet, and should be given sparingly

but they might still prefer them over lettuce I mean if you had a choice between a lettuce leaf or something that wasn't good for but tasted yummy which would you prefer

fotmto!remember tortoises are allowed treats, well if I was a tortoise I'd like a treat sometimes

Ours much prefers strawberries to tomatoes ... she's that kind of gal

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