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Poem for the birthday girl 30 today Kat xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The third of Feb is special.

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Cause on that very day.

A Yorkshire lass named tattie came mankind's way.

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Through the years she grew and learned.

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Until this very day.

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When goodness man shes 30 lol.

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And much too old ta play.

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So i thinks she should give it up.

And take ta tea and knittin.

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Cause something like the swingin scene,

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Isnt very fitting.

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I know my dear ya dreading it and that ya think ya old.

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But my darling, if thats the case.

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Old Soapy should be cold.

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So stop ya wingin about ya age and just remember this.

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In ten years time ya 40 mate.

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An Ill really take the piss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The third of Feb is special.

.

Cause on that very day.

A Yorkshire lass named tattie came mankind's way.

.

Through the years she grew and learned.

.

Until this very day.

.

When goodness man shes 30 lol.

.

And much too old ta play.

.

So i thinks she should give it up.

And take ta tea and knittin.

.

Cause something like the swingin scene,

.

Isnt very fitting.

.

I know my dear ya dreading it and that ya think ya old.

.

But my darling, if thats the case.

.

Old Soapy should be cold.

.

So stop ya wingin about ya age and just remember this.

.

In ten years time ya 40 mate.

.

An Ill really take the piss xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

hehehehe very good

Happy birthday Kat, see you Saturday

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

brill soapy........ Kat, kill him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Kat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Kat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soapy that is fantastic

happy birthday kat

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

you really do believe in living dangerously Bubbles .....she is sooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna get you (can I watch Kat...purleeeeeese )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL i LOVE this, i couldn't stop laughing, but short arse ye do know revenge will be sweeeeeet!!!!!

Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone!

(29 year old) kat x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Class xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha that it i can see bollix on the menu....i will hold him down for ya kat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha that it i can see bollix on the menu....i will hold him down for ya kat.

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xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Priceless

Are you selling tickets for the punishment cos think a few would pay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump xx

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