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Thursday is rant day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sick of manflu.

I ache.

My throat hurts.

My head aches.

I'm full of snot.

Manflu..........Fookoff!!!!!!!!!

Contractual note;

Rant day is merely the vehicle to rant. Rantable events do NOT have to occur during Thursday rant days.

Rantable events may have occurred at any time during the preceeding 6 days.

Rantable events occurring in or on the preceeding 7th day should have been recorded in the preceeding Thursday rant day.

Rantable events that occurred during the preceding days preceeding the preceeding Thursday rant day and rendered null and void.

The management trust the preceeding information clarifies the management position.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There, there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OHHH feel better OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Look you two, I'm working my ass off here.

Can you at least fucking try.

Rant over.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Man up buttercup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OHHH feel better OP"

A hug might help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man up buttercup! "

Pffffft.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Man up buttercup!

Pffffft. "

Fine. I'll give you half hearted pat on the shoulder and will demonstrate with my eyes (this will look like an eye roll) how sincere my concern is for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man up buttercup!

Pffffft.

Fine. I'll give you half hearted pat on the shoulder and will demonstrate with my eyes (this will look like an eye roll) how sincere my concern is for you. "

That's the best you've ever offered me.

I knew I'd win you over given time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its only man flu...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its only man flu... "

*opens mouth in shock.......

"Only??????????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its only man flu...

*opens mouth in shock.......

"Only??????????" "

Yes, Only

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You have obviously (for obvious reasons) never had the terrible misfortune to suffer a dose of killer Manflu.

OP my heart goes out to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name really Malcolm?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its only man flu...

*opens mouth in shock.......

"Only??????????"

Yes, Only"

It's ok for the laydeez, they don't catch the most virulent strain like us chaps.

They're able to soldier on, and carry on regardless.

Us chaps can't do that, we're *bedridden for days. We obviously get a much more aggressive variant that the laydeez.

*if only......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your name really Malcolm?

Sarah "

Ohhhhhh bhumb.....

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

Do you want my pneumonia too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have obviously (for obvious reasons) never had the terrible misfortune to suffer a dose of killer Manflu.

OP my heart goes out to you"

Thanks for the empathy fellah. *shoulder punch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want my pneumonia too "

Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh I hope you feel better soon.

My rant is that life is just shit sometimes and it always all comes at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pissed of with ranting on Thursdays I want to rant as the desire to rant takes me.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I'm sick of manflu.

I ache.

My throat hurts.

My head aches.

I'm full of snot.

Manflu..........Fookoff!!!!!!!!!

Contractual note;

Rant day is merely the vehicle to rant. Rantable events do NOT have to occur during Thursday rant days.

Rantable events may have occurred at any time during the preceeding 6 days.

Rantable events occurring in or on the preceeding 7th day should have been recorded in the preceeding Thursday rant day.

Rantable events that occurred during the preceding days preceeding the preceeding Thursday rant day and rendered null and void.

The management trust the preceeding information clarifies the management position."

Tissue?

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

My rant is that after my status shuffle last night we only lost two friends and not the ones we wanted to lose

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My rant is that after my status shuffle last night we only lost two friends and not the ones we wanted to lose "

Can you not explain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pissed of with ranting on Thursdays I want to rant as the desire to rant takes me. "

That's not a bad rant as it happens.

Obviously I can't give it the stamp of approval.

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down


"My rant is that after my status shuffle last night we only lost two friends and not the ones we wanted to lose

Can you not explain? "

No lol. We never really chatted to them and were unlikely to meet so no problem. Probably saved us the bother of including them in a clear out! A very small price to pay for an exceptionally funny few hours last night! When's the next one? When's the next one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sick of manflu.

I ache.

My throat hurts.

My head aches.

I'm full of snot.

Manflu..........Fookoff!!!!!!!!!

Contractual note;

Rant day is merely the vehicle to rant. Rantable events do NOT have to occur during Thursday rant days.

Rantable events may have occurred at any time during the preceeding 6 days.

Rantable events occurring in or on the preceeding 7th day should have been recorded in the preceeding Thursday rant day.

Rantable events that occurred during the preceding days preceeding the preceeding Thursday rant day and rendered null and void.

The management trust the preceeding information clarifies the management position.

Tissue?"

Yes please. The soft ones that don't hurt your nose after you've blown it 134673 times.

A balm would be good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant is that after my status shuffle last night we only lost two friends and not the ones we wanted to lose

Can you not explain? "

Ranting here. Not explaining.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I'm sick of manflu.

I ache.

My throat hurts.

My head aches.

I'm full of snot.

Manflu..........Fookoff!!!!!!!!!

Contractual note;

Rant day is merely the vehicle to rant. Rantable events do NOT have to occur during Thursday rant days.

Rantable events may have occurred at any time during the preceeding 6 days.

Rantable events occurring in or on the preceeding 7th day should have been recorded in the preceeding Thursday rant day.

Rantable events that occurred during the preceding days preceeding the preceeding Thursday rant day and rendered null and void.

The management trust the preceeding information clarifies the management position.

Tissue?

Yes please. The soft ones that don't hurt your nose after you've blown it 134673 times.

A balm would be good. "

Get yourself to Morrisons,I'm not coming within a mile of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say they have read profile when clearly they haven't... Or if they genuinely have why don't they attach a face pic... And only a face pic!.. Why why why.. Why do people say you're rude or 'a bit funny' if you do reply and ask them to please read profile??..I could just ignore like I usually do!

Ahhh that's better

Please don't answer these questions.. As I know the answers... And usually have filters on anyway.. Just needed a rant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sick of manflu.

I ache.

My throat hurts.

My head aches.

I'm full of snot.

Manflu..........Fookoff!!!!!!!!!

Contractual note;

Rant day is merely the vehicle to rant. Rantable events do NOT have to occur during Thursday rant days.

Rantable events may have occurred at any time during the preceeding 6 days.

Rantable events occurring in or on the preceeding 7th day should have been recorded in the preceeding Thursday rant day.

Rantable events that occurred during the preceding days preceeding the preceeding Thursday rant day and rendered null and void.

The management trust the preceeding information clarifies the management position.

Tissue?

Yes please. The soft ones that don't hurt your nose after you've blown it 134673 times.

A balm would be good.

Get yourself to Morrisons,I'm not coming within a mile of you "

I'm guessing a hugs out of the question then?

Do you know the words to soft kitty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people say they have read profile when clearly they haven't... Or if they genuinely have why don't they attach a face pic... And only a face pic!.. Why why why.. Why do people say you're rude or 'a bit funny' if you do reply and ask them to please read profile??..I could just ignore like I usually do!

Ahhh that's better

Please don't answer these questions.. As I know the answers... And usually have filters on anyway.. Just needed a rant "

A rant doesn't require an answer.

It does need approval though.

Hmmmmmmm?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sick of manflu.

I ache.

My throat hurts.

My head aches.

I'm full of snot.

Manflu..........Fookoff!!!!!!!!!

Contractual note;

Rant day is merely the vehicle to rant. Rantable events do NOT have to occur during Thursday rant days.

Rantable events may have occurred at any time during the preceeding 6 days.

Rantable events occurring in or on the preceeding 7th day should have been recorded in the preceeding Thursday rant day.

Rantable events that occurred during the preceding days preceeding the preceeding Thursday rant day and rendered null and void.

The management trust the preceeding information clarifies the management position."

Suck it up cupcake!

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.

Mmmm caaake!!

I'm being good

I'm being good

I'm being good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sick of manflu.

I ache.

My throat hurts.

My head aches.

I'm full of snot.

Manflu..........Fookoff!!!!!!!!!

Contractual note;

Rant day is merely the vehicle to rant. Rantable events do NOT have to occur during Thursday rant days.

Rantable events may have occurred at any time during the preceeding 6 days.

Rantable events occurring in or on the preceeding 7th day should have been recorded in the preceeding Thursday rant day.

Rantable events that occurred during the preceding days preceeding the preceeding Thursday rant day and rendered null and void.

The management trust the preceeding information clarifies the management position.

Suck it up cupcake!

.

.

.

.

Mmmm caaake!!

I'm being good

I'm being good

I'm being good "

Someone say cake?

Cake would make me feel better.

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