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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I hope I'm not treading on anyone's feet but we haven't played this for a while and I really enjoyed it last time. It always makes me giggle.

All you've gotta do is put your name down on this thread and I'll pair you up. You then get to choose a status for each other which you need to display for 6 hours.

The funnier, ruder and sillier the status the better.

If your partner has filters up then post their status below. They can pick it up that way.

Who's in?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Go on then... be kind!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Sounds fun.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Go on then...I've only just changed ours so you're welcome to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

And we're off.

I'll post the first tranch of partners in a little while once we have some more names.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Im in

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then im in bbe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please im in.... xxxx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm in!

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

Im in too

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Okay. So first pairings and Ive tried to do this as randomly as I can are:-

Pria and Vine

_rightonsteve and Flik and Paul

landscapelad and Missadventures

Xx_Red_xX and Dirty Girl.

Calistari and StormX

GO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd struggle to think of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it.

Be warned though, I'm known for being evil on these

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd struggle to think of something "

Are you in or out?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ooh I forgot to say I'm in! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd struggle to think of something

Are you in or out? "

I'm in, no cat ones though

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'd struggle to think of something

Are you in or out?

I'm in, no cat ones though "

Not even pussy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calstari.... ive sent you yours babes xx

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Calstari.... ive sent you yours babes xx"

Whoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok _iss adventure ... just because i used to have a penis doesn't mean you cant say hi guys xxx

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seduced babes great idea xxxxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

This was fun last time. Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Seduced babes great idea xxxxx "

Ooh it's not my idea. It's been played before.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yer way not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/02/16 18:52:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently clicking on profiles to see there status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Done .. and first message received LOL

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Okay next lot.

Ms Innocent and addictiveguy

Testarossa and Liam92

Gentlegiraffe & Happylittlefucktoy

Seduced and LadyLick

bobredelephant and buxomred

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm in x "

You will be in the next group. I haven't forgotten you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Go on then

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Ok _iss adventure ... just because i used to have a penis doesn't mean you cant say hi guys xxx "

Uncle lover LOL

P.S. sorry

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ok _iss adventure ... just because i used to have a penis doesn't mean you cant say hi guys xxx

Uncle lover LOL

P.S. sorry "

Hahahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prettytiedup is here to play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sent

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sent and done. I wonder how many messages I'll get

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Done, thanks Pria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 hours?

Thanks testarossa

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Go on. Good for a laugh!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'd struggle to think of something

Are you in or out?

I'm in, no cat ones though "

Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in if I'm not too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6 hours?

Thanks testarossa "

You are welcome sweetie and thanks for mine- messages already started coming in! Grrrrr!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Status done

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Done

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

Sent to Happylittlefucktoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done .. and first message received LOL"

You gave landscape lad he's status? you are evil

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Getting scary messages from guys thinking im post op and wanting to try my new hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howling at some of these!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Done .. and first message received LOL

You gave landscape lad he's status? you are evil"

I know and I actually felt a bit bad until I started receiving messages

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Next we have:-

Smilesaplenty and Just_Alabama

mccoy985 and MissBella

Prrttytiedup and _anda

_isscheekychops and RGLuke86

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you wanted an adventure missy lol here it is xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! Sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems a good way to spend a Wednesday evening. I'm in.

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Go on then, count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to regret this but...

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in .....

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

Sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun, I'm in

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I hope most of my friends realise that I'm playing this game. Thank god for filters too.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My match has gone offline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my first friend

Boring fucker anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done mine

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh god, I regret my life choices.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Done mine "

Yours is classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done mine

Yours is classic "

Almost sounds like your into that sort of thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we having a thread of peoples status's ?

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Loving all the updates, properly laughing out loud

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Done mine

Yours is classic

Almost sounds like your into that sort of thing! "

Got to be lurpack

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My match has gone offline "

AWOL! What happens usually if this happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss cheeky chops- Here you go........:

"For those of you that don't know- my username relates to a 3sum I had at a butchers over the lamb chop counter!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Here's the next lot.

RotherhamRob and QueenofTease

maverick777 and Mrs Mac

racer777 and _els01

Juniper Green and Sexyblonde45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on. Good for a laugh! "

Something tells me we're gunna be busy tonight

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hahaha!! There's are brill! You're a witty bunch!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines gone AWOL as well!!! What now??

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Sent to Happylittlefucktoy "

Get back online you coward!! Lol

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Mines gone AWOL as well!!! What now??"

She sent you your status though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines gone AWOL as well!!! What now??

She sent you your status though? "

Yes but bottled out of putting what I sent her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 2 with Awols still on line play each other maybe ??

xx

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Mines gone AWOL as well!!! What now??

She sent you your status though?

Yes but bottled out of putting what I sent her!! "

Lol real life may have called. Give her some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's the next lot.

RotherhamRob and QueenofTease

maverick777 and Mrs Mac

racer777 and _els01

Juniper Green and Sexyblonde45 "

Sent mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we do if they are offline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines gone AWOL as well!!! What now??

She sent you your status though?

Yes but bottled out of putting what I sent her!! "

You removed it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's the next lot.

RotherhamRob and QueenofTease

maverick777 and Mrs Mac

racer777 and _els01

Juniper Green and Sexyblonde45

Sent mine "

Me too *considers going AWOL*

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


" Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you'll know that the ones who stay are the gems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, I don't think it will make any difference to my fab success rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent, received and status updated

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha "

Are we gonna have a competition to see who gets the most status related PMs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine seems to have disappeared offline

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


" Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha

Are we gonna have a competition to see who gets the most status related PMs? "

Why not! I've got 1 message so far. They said yes I should. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you'll know that the ones who stay are the gems. "

Haha true I' ve already had 3 messages asking if I'm now bisexual or gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had one saying omg get to a&e Quick it could be very dangerous

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


" Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha

Are we gonna have a competition to see who gets the most status related PMs?

Why not! I've got 1 message so far. They said yes I should. Haha. "

Ha ha ha! Won't be me, but I've had 3 so far. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha "

Random statuses on friends updates was amusing tho...

xx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


" Jeez this is painful - I think I've prob scared off half my friends who aren't aware of this forum ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you'll know that the ones who stay are the gems.

Haha true I' ve already had 3 messages asking if I'm now bisexual or gay? "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

WELL??!?!

LOO

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Ive had one saying omg get to a&e Quick it could be very dangerous "

Love it LOL

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you're partner has disappeared, don't fret. Real life calls so we'll give them an hour and I'd they're not back I'll pair you up again.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Ive had one saying omg get to a&e Quick it could be very dangerous "

Aw, bless! Such concern! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had one saying did you not know your uncle attended chameleons like omg

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Here's the next lot.

RotherhamRob and QueenofTease

maverick777 and Mrs Mac

racer777 and _els01

Juniper Green and Sexyblonde45

Sent mine

Me too *considers going AWOL*"

I've sent mine xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And just for a laugh I've taken my filters off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 3 messages

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Yeah why not?"

Done yours Brightonsteve

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"And just for a laugh I've taken my filters off "

You hero!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"And just for a laugh I've taken my filters off "

Me too. I'm scared now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also changed my filters.... why not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's the next lot.

RotherhamRob and QueenofTease

maverick777 and Mrs Mac

racer777 and _els01

Juniper Green and Sexyblonde45

Sent mine

Me too *considers going AWOL*

I've sent mine xxx"

Yours is hilarious

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Go on, I don't think it will make any difference to my fab success rate

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You will be in the next group.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhhh I'm too poorly to fend off all these men plus I keep coughing n then weeing every time I laugh!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going be the longest 6 hours everrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And just for a laugh I've taken my filters off "

Good!!! My inbox is filling up with filth. This is going to be a bloody long 6 hours!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

LadyLick's says "I'm looking for a man. Any man. I can't anal douche on my own!"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mines been changed

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"This is going be the longest 6 hours everrrr! "

It could have been worse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maverick777 loving the new thong dude .. is that from prymark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who came up with this absolute gem

7 minutes ago... has just beaten her record for public displays, managed to wee over the side from the 10th floor of the multi storey car park into a wheelie bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's the next lot.

RotherhamRob and QueenofTease

maverick777 and Mrs Mac

racer777 and _els01

Juniper Green and Sexyblonde45

Sent mine

Me too *considers going AWOL*

I've sent mine xxx"

And it's proudly displayed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch. Mine hurts. The lady that sent it is definitely cruel!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yeah why not?

Done yours Brightonsteve "

Thanks! I'm self administering enjoy your messages.....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'll chance my arm..

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over a year ago


"Who came up with this absolute gem

7 minutes ago... has just beaten her record for public displays, managed to wee over the side from the 10th floor of the multi storey car park into a wheelie bin

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I thank you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ouch. Mine hurts. The lady that sent it is definitely cruel!"

Oi!!! Filters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just had this message. ...

You won't die but ya poo will come out bagged lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'm in ....."

Sexyblonde45 I can't pm you so -

I'm looking for my first airtight experience must be vwe- send cock pic with first message..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is going be the longest 6 hours everrrr!

It could have been worse!!! "

True, I'd have logged off til Monday or changed my username had you not been so kind

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who came up with this absolute gem

7 minutes ago... has just beaten her record for public displays, managed to wee over the side from the 10th floor of the multi storey car park into a wheelie bin

"

racer777 xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addictive guy .. we playing dress up bbe ha ha pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status done "

Its not showing?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I got asked if I've got more meat on me than a lamb chop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who came up with this absolute gem

7 minutes ago... has just beaten her record for public displays, managed to wee over the side from the 10th floor of the multi storey car park into a wheelie bin

I thank you "

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just waiting on a few more people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least you get free sausage miss cheeky mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did it happen. .... erm how'd ya think pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "
Are you in ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Now I'm getting abuse oh I love this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is very funny X

I'm in X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maverick777 loving the new thong dude .. is that from prymark "

Prymark? I bought it used off eBay!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Okay. Next lot (and at this rate we may need a second thread)

Scrummdiddlyumptious and Stripes

RoxiAnne and happinesswill

Johnsoda and your face or mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maverick777 loving the new thong dude .. is that from prymark

Prymark? I bought it used off eBay!"

I sold it him. Easiest £30 ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why not pmsl

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Someone just messages me begging me NOT to upload a pic of me and an aubergine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg really if these men saw what I looked/smell like rite now I really don't think they would be sugesting what they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone just messages me begging me NOT to upload a pic of me and an aubergine! "

tell them tough its happening lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg really if these men saw what I looked/smell like rite now I really don't think they would be sugesting what they are! "

Ewww

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone just messages me begging me NOT to upload a pic of me and an aubergine! "

hahah!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines actually really nice. Thank you queen of tease x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on we're up for a laugh

These statuses are bloody hilarious x

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm gonna start a second thread for the next lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm getting abuse oh I love this site "

had any meat offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm getting abuse oh I love this site

had any meat offers "

I feel for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Are you in ? "

Yes yours and lukes moaning was doing my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a bit well known so all my freinds are now messiging me like oh god will i survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok sent mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok lets all go to part 2 its up xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines gone AWOL as well!!! What now??"

It's up now lol

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