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"Mine got left in the bin, that was left out for the bin men" so did mine by the post office, by the time i got home all i had was the card behind the door, and my bin had been emptied......so no Basque! | |||
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"Mine got left in the bin, that was left out for the bin men" I've had that too - I think a lot of these delivery staff are under severe contract terms. Though your goods getting offloaded into the bin truck isn't an ideal system. | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? " well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? " I'm sure lots of people can afford to take a few days off work to wait in for their parcel | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? I'm sure lots of people can afford to take a few days off work to wait in for their parcel " if you can't be in for a parcel of five pair of shoes then don't order them online simples innit | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? I'm sure lots of people can afford to take a few days off work to wait in for their parcel if you can't be in for a parcel of five pair of shoes then don't order them online simples innit " I'm sure it's pretty simple to drop parcels back off at depot rather than leave them in plain view on a doorstep as well. | |||
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"I once had an item scheduled to be delivered to my work address, only for the delivery fail to show up! When I queried it with the delivery company, they protested that their driver had made the drop at a specific time, and stuck to their guns, until, that is, I sent them a copy of our site CCTV images covering our site entrance and asked on the basis of the recordings, were they using invisible vehicles? They checked up on the driver and found he was skiving off some sections of the route and spending time instead at home during the day! " well he wants sacking mate or shooting whichever i'm just talking from my own experience of multi dropping and customers not been in when they should especially on large items ie washing machine ,fridge or anything what can't fit through at letter box | |||
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"From Hermes I get a message to say its being delivered a message to say its been delivered" that might be there method of doing things | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? " And we have to be mind readers and know when exactly it is being delivered? Not all companys give you an exact day and time | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? " Ahhh, people so not being at home eradicates a delivery man's common sense. Perhaps we could train up chimps to do the job? They seem able to maintain basic knowledge skills when taught. | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? I'm sure lots of people can afford to take a few days off work to wait in for their parcel if you can't be in for a parcel of five pair of shoes then don't order them online simples innit " You would have left mine in the bin wouldn't you? | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? And we have to be mind readers and know when exactly it is being delivered? Not all companys give you an exact day and time" actually most companies do give you notices via email or text or calls nowadays | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. ah right so you leave a washing machine at the front door would you cos your not in ? Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? Ahhh, people so not being at home eradicates a delivery man's common sense. Perhaps we could train up chimps to do the job? They seem able to maintain basic knowledge skills when taught. " | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? I'm sure lots of people can afford to take a few days off work to wait in for their parcel if you can't be in for a parcel of five pair of shoes then don't order them online simples innit You would have left mine in the bin wouldn't you? " if it were me delivery it most likely otherwise it would have been failed and gone back to base | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. I,ve had hermes and yodel with hermes you can follow their movements on line through A link they give you so delivery time Can more or less be guessed, but always be present during that period, If they don,t knock on the door thats very poor, And I (think) you can do the same with yodel, from what it told me on line about delivery time they were right within a day as anyone seen this facility, thou I think yodel caught me out once and left it over the gate, I should of left the porch door open. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? And we have to be mind readers and know when exactly it is being delivered? Not all companys give you an exact day and time" | |||
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"I've watched a note come through the door saying I wasn't in while I was sat on the sofa. Didn't even attempt to knock on the door! " I had that once too . Managed to block the bloke; he was in a tiny car; had no parcels in the car at all ; just a stack of " you were out " cards; Reported to the trading people; It seems that if they have a lot of deliveries ; they just send out a bloke to drop off the cards; so you then have to go to their depot to collect; saves them time and a van. | |||
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"So I recently went shopping for shoes and my shopping was delivered while I was at work. I only knew it had arrived when my sister sent me a picture of how it had been left. It was a bag of 5 pairs of shoes under our front door mat with the hermes card saying: sorry I missed you I left your parcel (secure front porch was ticked) under mat. Well done Hermes delivery man, no one will think to look there. Anyone have any funny delivery stories? well been a delivery man not hermes but know what it's like having customers who are out when a delivery is coming then thank your lucky stars you got your parcel you should be in when the parcel arrives then it wouldn't get left in a silly place would it ? And we have to be mind readers and know when exactly it is being delivered? Not all companys give you an exact day and timeactually most companies do give you notices via email or text or calls nowadays " Yeah most not all | |||
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"I've watched a note come through the door saying I wasn't in while I was sat on the sofa. Didn't even attempt to knock on the door! " I've had that before, cheeky buggers. | |||
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"There are generally two types of driver for courier companies. The company driver, paid a fixed rate. Secondly the local area courier, they are paid per delivered parcel. They are meant to try your door and one door either side. That means if you and your neighbours are out, the courier has tried 3 doors and returned to your door with a card. So that's 4 doors they have been to and not got paid. So if that happens for the 3 attempts they are supposed to do, they have been to 12 doors and writen 3 cards for nothing. If the driver has 60 parcels a day, that's 240 doors they could have been to for nothing. They pay for their own vehicle and fuel out of the money they earn. Why would a courier want to drive back to a depot to return a parcel incurring more fuel costs and lost time... People expect free postage yet 1st class delivery. Sports direct want signatures for every parcel. They wrap China mugs in a plastic page for gods sake... I don't work for a courier company but know how it works... Yes there are a lot of people who don't care, however a lot do but get treated like shit by the company and customers alike... " That doesn't make it ok to just dump the parcels in bins, chuck them over fences or just leave them on the doorstep where anyone can come along and take it. Their job is to deliver a parcel to a customer, they know that when they take the job on. | |||
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"Yodel. They are comical asshats." Yup. Jayne had a parcel delivered Tuesday. Nice Mr Yodel man had left it (a cardboard box) by the back door........... uncovered, fully visible and in the pouring rain. He was nice enough to leave a card claiming that he'd left it there because that's what Jayne had said to do on the delivery instructions... lying toad! | |||
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"There are generally two types of driver for courier companies. The company driver, paid a fixed rate. Secondly the local area courier, they are paid per delivered parcel. They are meant to try your door and one door either side. That means if you and your neighbours are out, the courier has tried 3 doors and returned to your door with a card. So that's 4 doors they have been to and not got paid. So if that happens for the 3 attempts they are supposed to do, they have been to 12 doors and writen 3 cards for nothing. If the driver has 60 parcels a day, that's 240 doors they could have been to for nothing. They pay for their own vehicle and fuel out of the money they earn. Why would a courier want to drive back to a depot to return a parcel incurring more fuel costs and lost time... People expect free postage yet 1st class delivery. Sports direct want signatures for every parcel. They wrap China mugs in a plastic page for gods sake... I don't work for a courier company but know how it works... Yes there are a lot of people who don't care, however a lot do but get treated like shit by the company and customers alike... That doesn't make it ok to just dump the parcels in bins, chuck them over fences or just leave them on the doorstep where anyone can come along and take it. Their job is to deliver a parcel to a customer, they know that when they take the job on. " And you know what kind of service you are going to get when your courier is getting paid 50p - 65p to deliver a parcel... | |||
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"I once shit in a parcel and left it outside my ex girlfriends " Haha | |||
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