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By *D40 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, they should take a shovel and a bin liner with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

To answer your question: yes, you probably are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites"

Equine parasites exist too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog mess is different to horse mess though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too. "

They do yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so children from the 1900s can pick it up and sell it. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40 "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so children from the 1900s can pick it up and sell it. Probably."

My grandad used to go out after the horse and cart had been round and pick up the horse poo for his roses.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too. "

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces. "

Horse poo smells. And horses are bigger than dogs and cats. Clear it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Horse poo smells. And horses are bigger than dogs and cats. Clear it up."

Nope. Not legally required so tough titties!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces. "

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

"

You think that's bad, try hitting it on a rainy winter's evening on a motorbike at 50mph, it's enough to nearly make me make my own little pile...

Mr ddc

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I see your point but I love the smell of horse shit

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites"

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so children from the 1900s can pick it up and sell it. Probably.

My grandad used to go out after the horse and cart had been round and pick up the horse poo for his roses. "

Might as well. Be a shame to waste it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nay nay come on let red rum have a shit if he wants to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell."

I agree. And my dog is the size of a Shetland pony. I need a shovel to pick that shut up... I would rather he was a pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up."

non-sequiteur.....an irrelevant, often humerous comment to a preceding topic or statement....

just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on your roses x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horse poo is ok -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have two stables at the top of our lane we regularly get gifts outside our house, its not nice but we knew when we bought the house so can't really complain, however there are bum bags that can catch deposits, maybe these should be a requirement to take your horse on the road

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

non-sequiteur.....an irrelevant, often humerous comment to a preceding topic or statement....

just saying "

Non sequitur: a conclusion or statement which does not necessarily follow from the previous argument or statement.

Just saying: an infallible indication that the preceeding speech or text added nothing of value to the overall discussion. Often a paradox inasmuch as often it did not need to be said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites"

Yet I wouldn't like to tred either into my carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people. "

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind "

So can some of the pictures on this website. But they are legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell.

I agree. And my dog is the size of a Shetland pony. I need a shovel to pick that shut up... I would rather he was a pony "

Luckily my dog got the message to poop in the yard at home and i'd wait until it had cooled down and didn't smell so bad then picked it up. My dog was only small.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just out of interest, have you complained to your local Council?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so children from the 1900s can pick it up and sell it. Probably.

My grandad used to go out after the horse and cart had been round and pick up the horse poo for his roses.

Might as well. Be a shame to waste it. "

He had lovely roses. I had one of them in my garden that came from a cutting off his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell.

I agree. And my dog is the size of a Shetland pony. I need a shovel to pick that shut up... I would rather he was a pony

Luckily my dog got the message to poop in the yard at home and i'd wait until it had cooled down and didn't smell so bad then picked it up. My dog was only small."

Yeah fortunately mine will only go in the garden too. I am so glad as walking around with a big spade and bin liners would be a pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind "

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people. "

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

So can some of the pictures on this website. But they are legal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had this exact discussion a week ago in a community group on facebook. Im a cyclist so the options are ride through 10 yards of horse poo or risk getting run over trying to dodge it as everyone on the road hates cyclists! Not sure whats worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Yet I wouldn't like to tred either into my carpet."

Neither would I..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell.

I agree. And my dog is the size of a Shetland pony. I need a shovel to pick that shut up... I would rather he was a pony

Luckily my dog got the message to poop in the yard at home and i'd wait until it had cooled down and didn't smell so bad then picked it up. My dog was only small.

Yeah fortunately mine will only go in the garden too. I am so glad as walking around with a big spade and bin liners would be a pain

"

Thought you was joking about the spade/shovel.

I always wanted a big dog but didn't think i'd be able to afford to feed it so never got one. Now i know about the poop i don't think i'll ever get one.

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex


"I see your point but I love the smell of horse shit "

What !! Kinky minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff."

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur

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By *orksfuncoupleCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40 "

more upset by the cat that constantly digs my borders up and shits in my flower beds, tried every humane way to stop the little bastard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up."

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shovel it up and put it in your garden .My dad used to do that .Bit smelly if in car with him .But good for soil apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40

more upset by the cat that constantly digs my borders up and shits in my flower beds, tried every humane way to stop the little bastard!!"

Have you tried egg shells or pepper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thought you was joking about the spade/shovel.

I always wanted a big dog but didn't think i'd be able to afford to feed it so never got one. Now i know about the poop i don't think i'll ever get one."

Tbh, he doesn't eat that much. He eats far less than our old lab did, but he was a pig

Costs on average about £8 a week to feed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have it on good authority that unicorn faeces tastes like chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell.

I agree. And my dog is the size of a Shetland pony. I need a shovel to pick that shut up... I would rather he was a pony

Luckily my dog got the message to poop in the yard at home and i'd wait until it had cooled down and didn't smell so bad then picked it up. My dog was only small.

Yeah fortunately mine will only go in the garden too. I am so glad as walking around with a big spade and bin liners would be a pain

Thought you was joking about the spade/shovel.

I always wanted a big dog but didn't think i'd be able to afford to feed it so never got one. Now i know about the poop i don't think i'll ever get one."

My dogs are huge..and so is the shite.. those little doggy bags just don't cut it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur "

No, but if you have daily contact with people which amounts to thousands over the years then you can say it is an uncommon, even rare occurrence. Horse manure in the middle of the road is of practically zero risk to a passing human, and the millions of little horsey girls who eat their sandwiches after mucking out their ponies demonstrate it is pretty low even if you are in close daily contact with the stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40

more upset by the cat that constantly digs my borders up and shits in my flower beds, tried every humane way to stop the little bastard!!"

since my dog died and next doors cats took over my garden i planted bushes all up one side of my garden (the side where the cat owner lives) and the cats don't find it easy to get in my garden any more and that stopped the poo for me.

i got the bushes from poundland and they grew really big within a year. my garden doesn't look like how i want it too but it's better than my kids stepping in cat poo.

it's not really fair that people get pets and turn them into pests, even if that's not intentional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up.... "

Unpredictable? You can't exactly specify what time a dog is going to relieve itself either. Leaving a heap of smelly, slidy manure in the middle of the road is certainly hazardous to other road users.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell.

I agree. And my dog is the size of a Shetland pony. I need a shovel to pick that shut up... I would rather he was a pony

Luckily my dog got the message to poop in the yard at home and i'd wait until it had cooled down and didn't smell so bad then picked it up. My dog was only small.

Yeah fortunately mine will only go in the garden too. I am so glad as walking around with a big spade and bin liners would be a pain

Thought you was joking about the spade/shovel.

I always wanted a big dog but didn't think i'd be able to afford to feed it so never got one. Now i know about the poop i don't think i'll ever get one.

My dogs are huge..and so is the shite.. those little doggy bags just don't cut it "

aw, even though we're talking about poo i do want a dog still.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up.... "

No one is arguing that horse shit is less awful than dog shit.

The argument is that it is still pretty unsavoury for an array of reasons and it would improve everything if great clods of it were not left lying around on public byways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur

No, but if you have daily contact with people which amounts to thousands over the years then you can say it is an uncommon, even rare occurrence. Horse manure in the middle of the road is of practically zero risk to a passing human, and the millions of little horsey girls who eat their sandwiches after mucking out their ponies demonstrate it is pretty low even if you are in close daily contact with the stuff! "

It's common enough for me to not want to mess about with horse shit. It's just not hygienic and it's disgusting, no matter how much you love horses - it's still horse shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, motorists should clear up all the exhaust emissions they give out when they're driving as well.

Get a fucking grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have it on good authority that unicorn faeces tastes like chocolate."

Wow! Guys really will do anything to get a meet with a single bi fem won't they?

-Courtney

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Men (and women) who spit should be forced to lick the pavement.

*runs*

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

What a pile of crap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men (and women) who spit should be forced to lick the pavement.

*runs*"

Agreed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men (and women) who spit should be forced to lick the pavement.

*runs*"

Lol or spitting chewing gum out they should be forced to swallow it or scrap it up with there teeth off pavement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40 "

And nurses think they have it bad? Reading how you have to drive horse manure onto your property should put things into perspective and make people realise there is always somebody worse off than yourself.

*plays violin*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

No one is arguing that horse shit is less awful than dog shit.

The argument is that it is still pretty unsavoury for an array of reasons and it would improve everything if great clods of it were not left lying around on public byways."

I can see a problem, you get off your horse and shovel up a massive pile and put it in a bag (bin liner), how will you fit the bin liner in your pocket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, motorists should clear up all the exhaust emissions they give out when they're driving as well.

Get a fucking grip."

With an air net?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scoop it up and sell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Wolverhampton is the new wild west? Countless outlaws being pursued by brave un-shaven lawmen, with a far away looks in their world weiry eyes..

Or maybe they have accidentally purchased a house on the racecourse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, motorists should clear up all the exhaust emissions they give out when they're driving as well.

Get a fucking grip.

With an air net?"

Suck it up, buttercup...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

Unpredictable? You can't exactly specify what time a dog is going to relieve itself either. Leaving a heap of smelly, slidy manure in the middle of the road is certainly hazardous to other road users."

I mean unpredictable in the sense that unless you have someone with you, you can't leave it can you..they get spooked easily and harder to control from the ground.. But harder to hold onto a horse while using a shovel.. Than a dog and a doggy bag....

I didn't mean in the shitting sense... I wish my dogs where sometimes though

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over a year ago

The taxi horses in Amsterdam have arse bags to crap in, and nose bags when they behave. I hope they don't just swap them round

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over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

Unpredictable? You can't exactly specify what time a dog is going to relieve itself either. Leaving a heap of smelly, slidy manure in the middle of the road is certainly hazardous to other road users.

I mean unpredictable in the sense that unless you have someone with you, you can't leave it can you..they get spooked easily and harder to control from the ground.. But harder to hold onto a horse while using a shovel.. Than a dog and a doggy bag....

I didn't mean in the shitting sense... I wish my dogs where sometimes though "

If your horse gets spooked easily, don't ride it on a public highway. If you can't clear up its excrement, don't ride it on a public highway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a common problem where i live

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur

No, but if you have daily contact with people which amounts to thousands over the years then you can say it is an uncommon, even rare occurrence. Horse manure in the middle of the road is of practically zero risk to a passing human, and the millions of little horsey girls who eat their sandwiches after mucking out their ponies demonstrate it is pretty low even if you are in close daily contact with the stuff!

It's common enough for me to not want to mess about with horse shit. It's just not hygienic and it's disgusting, no matter how much you love horses - it's still horse shit. "

Disgusting?? Lol, no, nothing disgusting about a bit of perfectly natural herbivorous poop, all pasture land is covered in it and strangely the ramblers and picknickers seem to survive too lol!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The taxi horses in Amsterdam have arse bags to crap in, and nose bags when they behave. I hope they don't just swap them round "

And Blackpool, so horse nappies are already accepted in some parts of the uk...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

Unpredictable? You can't exactly specify what time a dog is going to relieve itself either. Leaving a heap of smelly, slidy manure in the middle of the road is certainly hazardous to other road users.

I mean unpredictable in the sense that unless you have someone with you, you can't leave it can you..they get spooked easily and harder to control from the ground.. But harder to hold onto a horse while using a shovel.. Than a dog and a doggy bag....

I didn't mean in the shitting sense... I wish my dogs where sometimes though

If your horse gets spooked easily, don't ride it on a public highway. If you can't clear up its excrement, don't ride it on a public highway."

Better round up all those new forest ponies and shoot 'em all too I suppose.....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The taxi horses in Amsterdam have arse bags to crap in, and nose bags when they behave. I hope they don't just swap them round "

They do in NYC as well... they're fined if they're caught not tidying up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

Unpredictable? You can't exactly specify what time a dog is going to relieve itself either. Leaving a heap of smelly, slidy manure in the middle of the road is certainly hazardous to other road users.

I mean unpredictable in the sense that unless you have someone with you, you can't leave it can you..they get spooked easily and harder to control from the ground.. But harder to hold onto a horse while using a shovel.. Than a dog and a doggy bag....

I didn't mean in the shitting sense... I wish my dogs where sometimes though

If your horse gets spooked easily, don't ride it on a public highway. If you can't clear up its excrement, don't ride it on a public highway.

Better round up all those new forest ponies and shoot 'em all too I suppose..... "

The difference being that they are not being ridden and controlled by a human being.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Weirdly we have a problem with human excrement outside our offices at the moment. I'd gladly swap for horse shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weirdly we have a problem with human excrement outside our offices at the moment. I'd gladly swap for horse shit. "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

Unpredictable? You can't exactly specify what time a dog is going to relieve itself either. Leaving a heap of smelly, slidy manure in the middle of the road is certainly hazardous to other road users.

I mean unpredictable in the sense that unless you have someone with you, you can't leave it can you..they get spooked easily and harder to control from the ground.. But harder to hold onto a horse while using a shovel.. Than a dog and a doggy bag....

I didn't mean in the shitting sense... I wish my dogs where sometimes though

If your horse gets spooked easily, don't ride it on a public highway. If you can't clear up its excrement, don't ride it on a public highway.

Better round up all those new forest ponies and shoot 'em all too I suppose.....

The difference being that they are not being ridden and controlled by a human being."

Don't see that that makes a difference at all, we can't control when a horse empties it's bowels and it's no more or less harmful. Anyway, nuff said - luckily I ride my horses in a rural environment where no-one minds if cattle or sheep or horses do what nature intends, and as there is no requirement to remove it in this country no-one need worry about it, the gardeners can carry on claiming it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there's horse muck on the pavement i agree it's annoying but if it's on the road, really? So what? There's a lot worse pollutants than that. And moaning it gets onto your drive?! Which particular manor house do you own? Does it have shag pile carpet on it?! How many times can this be a problem? Are you new to the area? Or have they just invented horses there?

And really, living in Southampton and also getting annoyed with it when we lived in Southampton I'd have loved to have seen a horse! Shitting or not!

Truly a first world problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

Unpredictable? You can't exactly specify what time a dog is going to relieve itself either. Leaving a heap of smelly, slidy manure in the middle of the road is certainly hazardous to other road users.

I mean unpredictable in the sense that unless you have someone with you, you can't leave it can you..they get spooked easily and harder to control from the ground.. But harder to hold onto a horse while using a shovel.. Than a dog and a doggy bag....

I didn't mean in the shitting sense... I wish my dogs where sometimes though

If your horse gets spooked easily, don't ride it on a public highway. If you can't clear up its excrement, don't ride it on a public highway."

I haven't got a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When there's horse muck on the pavement i agree it's annoying but if it's on the road, really? So what? There's a lot worse pollutants than that. And moaning it gets onto your drive?! Which particular manor house do you own? Does it have shag pile carpet on it?! How many times can this be a problem? Are you new to the area? Or have they just invented horses there?

And really, living in Southampton and also getting annoyed with it when we lived in Southampton I'd have loved to have seen a horse! Shitting or not!

Truly a first world problem! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When there's horse muck on the pavement i agree it's annoying but if it's on the road, really? So what? There's a lot worse pollutants than that. And moaning it gets onto your drive?! Which particular manor house do you own? Does it have shag pile carpet on it?! How many times can this be a problem? Are you new to the area? Or have they just invented horses there?

And really, living in Southampton and also getting annoyed with it when we lived in Southampton I'd have loved to have seen a horse! Shitting or not!

Truly a first world problem! "

You clearly did not get out much. Allington Lane, for starters. Tell a motorcyclist that a horse dump in the road is harmless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When there's horse muck on the pavement i agree it's annoying but if it's on the road, really? So what? There's a lot worse pollutants than that. And moaning it gets onto your drive?! Which particular manor house do you own? Does it have shag pile carpet on it?! How many times can this be a problem? Are you new to the area? Or have they just invented horses there?

And really, living in Southampton and also getting annoyed with it when we lived in Southampton I'd have loved to have seen a horse! Shitting or not!

Truly a first world problem!

You clearly did not get out much. Allington Lane, for starters. Tell a motorcyclist that a horse dump in the road is harmless."

You just did. I already knew..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, i retract that, I'm not a "motorcyclist" I'm a fuckin' biker! I love, and hate the road in equal measures! Everytime i ride i expect the road to do all it can to try and kill me! Whether that's man hole covers, white lines, tar bands, wet leaves or even horse shit! It's my job to watch out, and road's job try and hurt me! Horse shit accounts for a tiny percent of road hazards as you should know...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Actually, i retract that, I'm not a "motorcyclist" I'm a fuckin' biker! I love, and hate the road in equal measures! Everytime i ride i expect the road to do all it can to try and kill me! Whether that's man hole covers, white lines, tar bands, wet leaves or even horse shit! It's my job to watch out, and road's job try and hurt me! Horse shit accounts for a tiny percent of road hazards as you should know... "

Yup, I learned to drive a bike with the RACACU and almost the whole of roadcraft was learning to assume that everything and everyone was out to kill you lol!!

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By *D40 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If i lived in the country then it would be part & parcel of country life. However i live 2 1/2 miles from the centre of Wolverhampton.

If i go to Blackpool those cute little carriages pulled by horses have a thing attached behind the horse to catch mess & it works.

I dont want to walk that shi^ into my house all over the carpet or scrape it off my shoes.

Wrong!

Mrs _d40

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites"

All poo carries disease from the gut regardless of its content

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I would rather have them leave it on the road than unmount and chance the horse buggering off and doing more damage than a few plops of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur

No, but if you have daily contact with people which amounts to thousands over the years then you can say it is an uncommon, even rare occurrence. Horse manure in the middle of the road is of practically zero risk to a passing human, and the millions of little horsey girls who eat their sandwiches after mucking out their ponies demonstrate it is pretty low even if you are in close daily contact with the stuff! "

I am living proof!! Allergic to nothing and as string as an ox aslo quite smelly most of the time which is the downside

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"plops of shit"

This really made me laugh.

More than it should have given I'm a grown up!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

So can some of the pictures on this website. But they are legal."

Lol! That made me crack up...

As for the horse shit - get a horsey bumbag.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Horse shut... Makes a change from the usual bull shut I read on here most days.. "

Autocarrot anyone?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Horse sh"t... Makes a change from the usual bull sh"t I read on here most days..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Horse shut... Makes a change from the usual bull shut I read on here most days..

Autocarrot anyone? "

Fu**ing shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have it on good authority that unicorn faeces tastes like chocolate."

i will take your word for it Lib x

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different. "

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've shovelled it up before and put it on my garden. Same with when the coal man used to deliver, except that got shovelled into the old man's bunker.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Horse shut... Makes a change from the usual bull shut I read on here most days..

Autocarrot anyone?

Fu**ing shit... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a thing? Move to a city, the only time I ever see horses is on Tyne-Wear derby day, when there are far worse bodily excretions running through the streets than manure.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur

No, but if you have daily contact with people which amounts to thousands over the years then you can say it is an uncommon, even rare occurrence. Horse manure in the middle of the road is of practically zero risk to a passing human, and the millions of little horsey girls who eat their sandwiches after mucking out their ponies demonstrate it is pretty low even if you are in close daily contact with the stuff!

I am living proof!! Allergic to nothing and as string as an ox aslo quite smelly most of the time which is the downside"

Haha, yes I have some very expensive Timberland and Ariat footwear which always smell of horse pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh, last night i walked past a fresh dog poop, was looking forward to me tea until that point. Plus i used to have a dog. And the 'meaty' smell of that stuff is def worse than horse poo smell."

I've just done a little in my mouth......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur

No, but if you have daily contact with people which amounts to thousands over the years then you can say it is an uncommon, even rare occurrence. Horse manure in the middle of the road is of practically zero risk to a passing human, and the millions of little horsey girls who eat their sandwiches after mucking out their ponies demonstrate it is pretty low even if you are in close daily contact with the stuff!

I am living proof!! Allergic to nothing and as string as an ox aslo quite smelly most of the time which is the downside

Haha, yes I have some very expensive Timberland and Ariat footwear which always smell of horse pee! "

Whay!! Check you out flash bird!! My ariats get taken off the second I get off. I don't want to buy another pair for a very long time!!!! Haha

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Never heard of a single case in 50 years knee deep in horse manure lol! It's pretty benign stuff.

Really? I used to sell thousands of ELISA kits to farmers throughout Europr for it. Just because you haven't come across it, doesn't mean the diseases/parasites don't occur

No, but if you have daily contact with people which amounts to thousands over the years then you can say it is an uncommon, even rare occurrence. Horse manure in the middle of the road is of practically zero risk to a passing human, and the millions of little horsey girls who eat their sandwiches after mucking out their ponies demonstrate it is pretty low even if you are in close daily contact with the stuff!

I am living proof!! Allergic to nothing and as string as an ox aslo quite smelly most of the time which is the downside

Haha, yes I have some very expensive Timberland and Ariat footwear which always smell of horse pee!

Whay!! Check you out flash bird!! My ariats get taken off the second I get off. I don't want to buy another pair for a very long time!!!! Haha "

I did get them half price!! But the horse pee rotted the Timberlands anyway lol

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By *D40 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I would rather have them leave it on the road than unmount and chance the horse buggering off and doing more damage than a few plops of shit"

Spoken by a loving horse owner. As a non horsey person i thought if you trailed the reins they didn't bolt?

Either way our dog don't poo outside people's properties without us cleaning it up

Mrs WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40 "

Haha I was literally saying this the other day!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend"

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd much rather have horse shit over cat or dog any day of the week, much more pleasant to deal with!

As for dog owners cleaning it up....there are quite a few who wouldn't know a poop bag if it came up and hit them in the face, oh wait it does that when its left hanging from the branches of trees.

And don't get me started on cats....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd much rather have horse shit over cat or dog any day of the week, much more pleasant to deal with!

As for dog owners cleaning it up....there are quite a few who wouldn't know a poop bag if it came up and hit them in the face, oh wait it does that when its left hanging from the branches of trees.

"

Yeah, that's a foul habit, 'scuse the pun.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I would rather have them leave it on the road than unmount and chance the horse buggering off and doing more damage than a few plops of shit

Spoken by a loving horse owner. As a non horsey person i thought if you trailed the reins they didn't bolt?

Either way our dog don't poo outside people's properties without us cleaning it up

Mrs WD40"

I don't own a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40

more upset by the cat that constantly digs my borders up and shits in my flower beds, tried every humane way to stop the little bastard!!"

Dig in holly leaves that stops them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd much rather have horse shit over cat or dog any day of the week, much more pleasant to deal with!

As for dog owners cleaning it up....there are quite a few who wouldn't know a poop bag if it came up and hit them in the face, oh wait it does that when its left hanging from the branches of trees.

And don't get me started on cats.... "

This thread is

We should have a poll. Please rank the following from 1 to 3 with 1 being the one you hate and 3 being the one you hate most: horse poo, dog poo, cat poo.

All votes will be counted and the thread closed. Thank you all for your cooperation.

-Courtney

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oi!! Don't dismiss the human poo outside my work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi!! Don't dismiss the human poo outside my work!! "

Right!! I was trying to forget.

Rank from 1 to 4 in that case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ...."

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Human poo

2. Dog poo

3. Cat poo

4. Horse poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Human poo

2. Dog poo

3. Cat poo

4. Horse poo"

I think I have to agree. I was debating the dog and cat poo positioning but I think you have it right.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oi!! Don't dismiss the human poo outside my work!!

Right!! I was trying to forget.

Rank from 1 to 4 in that case. "

In terms of bagging it and binning it?

I'm not really bothered about horse shit, dog shit or cat shit but I seriously object to picking up human shit from the street.

However, I am tempted to nip over and leave it on Nicola's doorstep. I'd guess she's partly to blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox poo must be up there somewhere too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fox poo must be up there somewhere too"

Bleugh!! At least the only time you really come across it is when it's smeared all over the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fox poo must be up there somewhere too

Bleugh!! At least the only time you really come across it is when it's smeared all over the dog"

Unfortunately so true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi!! Don't dismiss the human poo outside my work!!

Right!! I was trying to forget.

Rank from 1 to 4 in that case.

In terms of bagging it and binning it?

I'm not really bothered about horse shit, dog shit or cat shit but I seriously object to picking up human shit from the street.

However, I am tempted to nip over and leave it on Nicola's doorstep. I'd guess she's partly to blame. "

Did it smell fishy?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff."

Nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

Nonsense.

"

Calling all motorcyclists...

Wet horse poo in the road in the dark, hazard or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit is shit. It's always unhygienic. I don't know why people are saying it's better than dog shit. It's literally shit, none of it is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40 "

Horse poo is grass/grain based and isn't dangerous like dog poo and if I got off my horse is never get back on the bloody thing away from the yard plus I'd have to carry bin bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a dog shits in the middle of a road, does the owner risk walking into the carriageway to clean it up?

I'm only asking because horses shit on roads whereas dogs shit on pavements. Stopping to pick stuff up on a road seems inherently more jay walking and risky than stopping on a pavement designed for pedestrians.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a dog shits in the middle of a road, does the owner risk walking into the carriageway to clean it up?

I'm only asking because horses shit on roads whereas dogs shit on pavements. Stopping to pick stuff up on a road seems inherently more jay walking and risky than stopping on a pavement designed for pedestrians. "

Who walks a dog on the M4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

Nonsense.

Calling all motorcyclists...

Wet horse poo in the road in the dark, hazard or not?"

As a BIKER I'm telling you it's no worse than drains, man hole covers, leaves and pedestrians! And certainly not as common! If you don't like the hazards sell your fucking "motorcycle"..you're making me feel embarrassed!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites"

shit is shit you know it all comes from an arse and is all unpleasant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

Nonsense.

Calling all motorcyclists...

Wet horse poo in the road in the dark, hazard or not?

As a BIKER I'm telling you it's no worse than drains, man hole covers, leaves and pedestrians! And certainly not as common! If you don't like the hazards sell your fucking "motorcycle"..you're making me feel embarrassed! "

Harsh... Not saying I can't handle hazards part of the excitement of biking...

Just wanted to point out to renard that it is a hazard. .. or are you saying that all of the above not hazards either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought of taking a horse out for a hack in the road and then stopping it tying it up and scooping up a sack of poo before merrily riding off with it slung over my shoulder is silly and impractical.

Round here people scoop it up and it's gone on the roses. Perfect and most of all legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Human poo

2. Dog poo

3. Cat poo

4. Horse poo

I think I have to agree. I was debating the dog and cat poo positioning but I think you have it right. "

I think I'd have to have cat & dog in joint 2nd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

Nonsense.

Calling all motorcyclists...

Wet horse poo in the road in the dark, hazard or not?

As a BIKER I'm telling you it's no worse than drains, man hole covers, leaves and pedestrians! And certainly not as common! If you don't like the hazards sell your fucking "motorcycle"..you're making me feel embarrassed!

Harsh... Not saying I can't handle hazards part of the excitement of biking...

Just wanted to point out to renard that it is a hazard. .. or are you saying that all of the above not hazards either?"

I'm saying, man up.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

Nonsense.

Calling all motorcyclists...

Wet horse poo in the road in the dark, hazard or not?

As a BIKER I'm telling you it's no worse than drains, man hole covers, leaves and pedestrians! And certainly not as common! If you don't like the hazards sell your fucking "motorcycle"..you're making me feel embarrassed!

Harsh... Not saying I can't handle hazards part of the excitement of biking...

Just wanted to point out to renard that it is a hazard. .. or are you saying that all of the above not hazards either?"

It's a " hazard" like any other hazard;

But if you have to ride round at 10 mph to avoid falling off on these "hazards ", ( or even to see them)

Well ....... No further comment needed really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

Nonsense.

Calling all motorcyclists...

Wet horse poo in the road in the dark, hazard or not?

As a BIKER I'm telling you it's no worse than drains, man hole covers, leaves and pedestrians! And certainly not as common! If you don't like the hazards sell your fucking "motorcycle"..you're making me feel embarrassed!

Harsh... Not saying I can't handle hazards part of the excitement of biking...

Just wanted to point out to renard that it is a hazard. .. or are you saying that all of the above not hazards either?

It's a " hazard" like any other hazard;

But if you have to ride round at 10 mph to avoid falling off on these "hazards ", ( or even to see them)

Well ....... No further comment needed really

"

I'm saying it's a hazard because I don't ride at 10mph.. who's point has been made?

Thank you and goodnight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Human poo

2. Dog poo

3. Cat poo

4. Horse poo

I think I have to agree. I was debating the dog and cat poo positioning but I think you have it right.

I think I'd have to have cat & dog in joint 2nd... "

My next door neighbour hates me and my cats, to stop my cats shitting in his newly dug flower bed he put mouse traps on it.. Shame he didn't tell the local blackbirds and Robins his plan..... What a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Equine parasites exist too.

But they only affect equines.

Because a horse is a obligate herbivore it's droppings are far less noxious than dog or cat faeces.

Salmonella and cryptosporidiosis affect people.

Nothing in horse manure is of a significant amount that it is toxic to humans...or it would become law to clean it up and people wouldn't use it on their gardens... Dog faeces can make you go blind

The amounts can be enough to infect a human. Horses aren't magical creatures that are disease free I'm pretty its because horses tend to shit in the road, away from where humans walk. If they were shitting on pavements, it'd be different.

tell that to cyclists and motor cyclists when they hit a pile on a blind bend

I am a motorcyclist ; occasionally encounter it; it's no big deal.

Any motorcyclist who says it is, is not a very competent motorcyclist ....

Rubbish... wet horse poo in the dark can have you off your bike unless you ride around at 10 mph watching out for the stuff.

Nonsense.

Calling all motorcyclists...

Wet horse poo in the road in the dark, hazard or not?

As a BIKER I'm telling you it's no worse than drains, man hole covers, leaves and pedestrians! And certainly not as common! If you don't like the hazards sell your fucking "motorcycle"..you're making me feel embarrassed!

Harsh... Not saying I can't handle hazards part of the excitement of biking...

Just wanted to point out to renard that it is a hazard. .. or are you saying that all of the above not hazards either?

It's a " hazard" like any other hazard;

But if you have to ride round at 10 mph to avoid falling off on these "hazards ", ( or even to see them)

Well ....... No further comment needed really

I'm saying it's a hazard because I don't ride at 10mph.. who's point has been made?

Thank you and goodnight...

(i lost the argument )

"

Happy trails amigo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just the shit. These horsey-brained and generally horsey-faced harridans who think they own the roads are irritating. They expect you to slow down to 2 mph as they plod their half-ton lumps of dog-food and glue around the lanes. This atrocity is only exceeded by their horsey lorries that they can't drive properly. "

I had a nervous 4 year old horse. I had every florescent thing on and light. He was extremely nervous of crossing road bridges. I went out with him trying to increase his confidence. With 2 friends on foot. Both my friends stood either side of the bridge and stopped the traffic. I was half way across and he was doing well. When some obnoxious woman in a merc decided she couldn't wait another 30 seconds. She over took 3 cars and my friends came past me spooked my horse ran my horse over He had to be put to sleep I was in hospital 3 weeks and she wrote her car off. Her insurance paid me out but not her. But I still lost my best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Human poo

2. Dog poo

3. Cat poo

4. Horse poo

I think I have to agree. I was debating the dog and cat poo positioning but I think you have it right.

I think I'd have to have cat & dog in joint 2nd...

My next door neighbour hates me and my cats, to stop my cats shitting in his newly dug flower bed he put mouse traps on it.. Shame he didn't tell the local blackbirds and Robins his plan..... What a cunt."

I don't own a cat but i do have a dog, my once neighbours had a koi pond and topped his fence with carpet gripper to prevent the cats getting in... I confronted him one day saying I'd pass the vets bill if and when the cats fall of the fence injured, then get had by my dog cos they can't get away.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Many motorcyclists have crashed due to horse shit on the roads, not many have due to dog shit. So yes there is a big difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just the shit. These horsey-brained and generally horsey-faced harridans who think they own the roads are irritating. They expect you to slow down to 2 mph as they plod their half-ton lumps of dog-food and glue around the lanes. This atrocity is only exceeded by their horsey lorries that they can't drive properly.

I had a nervous 4 year old horse. I had every florescent thing on and light. He was extremely nervous of crossing road bridges. I went out with him trying to increase his confidence. With 2 friends on foot. Both my friends stood either side of the bridge and stopped the traffic. I was half way across and he was doing well. When some obnoxious woman in a merc decided she couldn't wait another 30 seconds. She over took 3 cars and my friends came past me spooked my horse ran my horse over He had to be put to sleep I was in hospital 3 weeks and she wrote her car off. Her insurance paid me out but not her. But I still lost my best friend "

That's awful I'm so sorry xx

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Many motorcyclists have crashed due to horse shit on the roads, not many have due to dog shit. So yes there is a big difference."

No they have crashed because the rider failed to anticipate , and was not competent to deal with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most popular thread of the day is about horse shit.

Why am I not surprised?

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

pidgeon owners should give their birds bum covers to stop them crapping on cars+people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pidgeon owners should give their birds bum covers to stop them crapping on cars+people "

Dragons den here I come... with a new line.. starting with miniature corks for pigeon bums, and up the scale to massive corks for horse butt's that come with a rubber mallet for ease of insertion

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Your argument is a non-sequiteur. Dog faeces is organic matter and horse faeces carry disease and parasites.

Both are pretty unsavory and both ought to be cleared up.

Make a pile of each.. See which one goes first... I could go into the science of it all.. But there is Google for that...

Both aren't nice... I agree.. .. But a long with everything scientific.. Is the fact that horses are unpredictable animals and it would cause more of a hazard to stop in the middle of a road and clean it up....

No one is arguing that horse shit is less awful than dog shit.

The argument is that it is still pretty unsavoury for an array of reasons and it would improve everything if great clods of it were not left lying around on public byways.

I can see a problem, you get off your horse and shovel up a massive pile and put it in a bag (bin liner), how will you fit the bin liner in your pocket?"

Find another way. Maybe we need some sort of fabric, sewed together to form a shape which when you place things in it, they don't fall out. I will call my new invention, a bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse manure is organic matter... Dog faeces carry disease and parasites

Yet I wouldn't like to tred either into my carpet."

I always take my shoes off before entering my house

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

To sum up no one bothers with cat poo, we don't care about biker's safety as it's only inverted showing off; horses are lovely and dog poo is the number one poltical problem apart from in Edinburgh which has gone third world with people shitting without a care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst are the police horses shitting all over Regent's Street in the summer and the cars drive through it, spread it all over the place for people to step in and for the sun to heat it up into a putrid acrid fermented stench. Like being in victorian England before sanitation. Outrageous that the police get away with it when they fine dog walkers. But of course they won't go after horse riders because of course most of them belong to the elite who run this country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But of course they won't go after horse riders because of course most of them belong to the elite who run this country. "

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To sum up no one bothers with cat poo, we don't care about biker's safety as it's only inverted showing off; horses are lovely and dog poo is the number one poltical problem apart from in Edinburgh which has gone third world with people shitting without a care "

Motorcyclists....us bikers are fine thanks.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"pidgeon owners should give their birds bum covers to stop them crapping on cars+people "

I was gonna say Seagull poo on yer chips, that's some serious shit that is......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"The most popular thread of the day is about horse shit.

Why am I not surprised?"

Makes a change from bullshit though eh?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It's not just the shit. These horsey-brained and generally horsey-faced harridans who think they own the roads are irritating. They expect you to slow down to 2 mph as they plod their half-ton lumps of dog-food and glue around the lanes. This atrocity is only exceeded by their horsey lorries that they can't drive properly.

I had a nervous 4 year old horse. I had every florescent thing on and light. He was extremely nervous of crossing road bridges. I went out with him trying to increase his confidence. With 2 friends on foot. Both my friends stood either side of the bridge and stopped the traffic. I was half way across and he was doing well. When some obnoxious woman in a merc decided she couldn't wait another 30 seconds. She over took 3 cars and my friends came past me spooked my horse ran my horse over He had to be put to sleep I was in hospital 3 weeks and she wrote her car off. Her insurance paid me out but not her. But I still lost my best friend "

Oh that is truly dreadful - my heart goes out to you

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Shit is shit. It's always unhygienic. I don't know why people are saying it's better than dog shit. It's literally shit, none of it is good. "

Yeah, that's my main argument against anal sex lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just the shit. These horsey-brained and generally horsey-faced harridans who think they own the roads are irritating. They expect you to slow down to 2 mph as they plod their half-ton lumps of dog-food and glue around the lanes. This atrocity is only exceeded by their horsey lorries that they can't drive properly.

I had a nervous 4 year old horse. I had every florescent thing on and light. He was extremely nervous of crossing road bridges. I went out with him trying to increase his confidence. With 2 friends on foot. Both my friends stood either side of the bridge and stopped the traffic. I was half way across and he was doing well. When some obnoxious woman in a merc decided she couldn't wait another 30 seconds. She over took 3 cars and my friends came past me spooked my horse ran my horse over He had to be put to sleep I was in hospital 3 weeks and she wrote her car off. Her insurance paid me out but not her. But I still lost my best friend

Oh that is truly dreadful - my heart goes out to you "

And mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the things to discuss on a swingers forum.......we choose horse shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care whether its harmless or not or whether its legal or not. Its SHIT! Clean up after yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When riding my bike and car around the beautiful lanes of wiltshire i can assure you all that a pile of horse muck is easier to navigate than a pile of horse muck, a horse, a woman with a shovel and bag, and her friend who's waiting for her on her own horse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To sum up no one bothers with cat poo, we don't care about biker's safety as it's only inverted showing off; horses are lovely and dog poo is the number one poltical problem apart from in Edinburgh which has gone third world with people shitting without a care "

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Oh ffs! Townies! Get a grip!

Do you seriously expect a horse rider to ride with a shovel then stop when the horse shits, get off shovel it into a bag and get back on with said bag? Who holds the horse while they shovel? Will the traffic sit patiently and quietly while all this goes on? Perhaps you will stop traffic get out of your car and hold the horse while they clean up.

It's in the road it's just grass it doesn't smell bad and and won't do you any harm jeez

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"To sum up no one bothers with cat poo, we don't care about biker's safety as it's only inverted showing off; horses are lovely and dog poo is the number one poltical problem apart from in Edinburgh which has gone third world with people shitting without a care "

It's even worse when they use their underwear to wipe and then leave it behind.

Not only do you have a pile of human shite, you have a pair of seriously skiddy undies close by.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"When riding my bike and car around the beautiful lanes of wiltshire i can assure you all that a pile of horse muck is easier to navigate than a pile of horse muck, a horse, a woman with a shovel and bag, and her friend who's waiting for her on her own horse..."

Hahaha!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Oh ffs! Townies! Get a grip!

Do you seriously expect a horse rider to ride with a shovel then stop when the horse shits, get off shovel it into a bag and get back on with said bag? Who holds the horse while they shovel? Will the traffic sit patiently and quietly while all this goes on? Perhaps you will stop traffic get out of your car and hold the horse while they clean up.

It's in the road it's just grass it doesn't smell bad and and won't do you any harm jeez"

Yes.

Country bumpkin, learn how to control your beasts or don't take them out.

It used to be said many thimgs would not do you harm. Radium, tobacco, racism, rape. It is all relative.

These are large clods of shit on a public highway. Just clear up after yourselves. It is hardly advanced maths.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Am i the only one that gets annoyed when horse riders are out enjoying a ride (as they are fully entitled too) & their horse decides to take one of the massive poo's that they do & they don't have to clean it up? We have to drive through it onto our drives...

If we take the dog a walk we clean up their mess..

Mrs WD40 "

Does it damage your drive in anyway? If not I don't see what the problem is.

Generally horses po in the road and not somewhere people will tread in it, unlike dog poo. It also doesn't contain some of the more harmful elements dog poo does due to it being vegetation rather than meat based. Although it's obviously po so not like I'd want to wash in it.

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