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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hello

Each sentence you post has to have "if only" in it.

I'll begin.

If only...you didn't live so far away I'd jump your bones!

Get the idea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I didn't get distracted by forums all technical time.

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

If only I could eat Krispy Kreme without having to worry about my chub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I didn't have to go out, I could sit watching the soldiers fix the truck broken down outside my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only teleport was real .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

If only if wasn't in China.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it was 4pm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only....I was in the UK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only....I was in the UK! "

If only there were more hours in the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only....I was in the UK! "

If only indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could be paid to be on fabs

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I could eat Krispy Kreme without having to worry about my chub

I feel the same way about pork pies! "

If only I was your photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I'd listened to my careers advisor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If only I understood the rules of my own game I wouldn't have had to delete that last post

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

If only I had a job I didn't hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I'd listened to my careers advisor..."

If only I had taken the job as a careers adviser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I understood the rules of my own game I wouldn't have had to delete that last post "

If only I didn't get caught out by that too

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If only i didn't need to pee every time my favourite programme came on...

If only my bloody ebay purchases would hurry up and arrive before the old fella gets back from his holidays...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I was blessed with another foot in height and charisma

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I was blessed with another foot in height and charisma "

If only you were 6ft 11?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I was free to fuck right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only licking us gingers wasn't like licking a 9 volt battery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only there was an accurate way for me to predict winning lottery numbers.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If only men were as satisfying as pork pies (insert food of your choice here).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I wasn't so busy with my Leonardo deCaprio lookalike business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only licking us gingers wasn't like licking a 9 volt battery. "

What's the similarity between a 9 volt battery and a lady's bum hole.

You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you are going to lick it.

If only I didn't go off on tangents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only licking us gingers wasn't like licking a 9 volt battery.

What's the similarity between a 9 volt battery and a lady's bum hole.

You know you shouldn't but sooner or later you are going to lick it.

If only I didn't go off on tangents. "

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I hadn't accepted jelly beans as part payment for a job, I'd still have a filling and wouldn't have a sixty quid dentist bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I was blessed with another foot in height and charisma "

If only I was 5'10" Try being my height lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only i could get gym fit, without exercising

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only i could get gym fit, without exercising "

If only reading burned more calories then I'd be skinny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could tear myself away from the forums I would get much more work done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only kebabs were healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only i could get gym fit, without exercising

If only reading burned more calories then I'd be skinny! "

Oooh now that is a much better if Only, if going for a run gave me the same afterglow as a good sexathon i would do it daily, hell maybe even more.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

If only I could think of something witty, interesting or profound to write

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

If only these forums would refresh rather than clicking back and forwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only i could stop wearing your thong to work miss _educed then mabye id stop having a boner and get on with my work you sexy minx

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only i could stop wearing your thong to work miss _educed then mabye id stop having a boner and get on with my work you sexy minx "

If only you would stop stealing my underwear!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I could think of something witty, interesting or profound to write"

Yeah if only!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

If only it was the summer, nice and hot xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only that gut in the hotel room didn't pop up i wouldn't have panic attacks every time im in a hotel now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could get what I wanted .... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I were in Birmingham next week x

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If only I understood the rules of my own game I wouldn't have had to delete that last post "

If only there were forfeits for people on this thread who didn't follow the rules and had to delete their posts.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If only that guy in the hotel room didn't pop up i wouldn't have panic attacks every time im in a hotel now lol "

If only people didn't drop fag packets on my head while I was sleeping on the floor I wouldn't pop up beside people's beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only a certain someone would stop stealing my bras my tits wouldn't be cold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only someone would cook my dinner for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only that guy in the hotel room didn't pop up i wouldn't have panic attacks every time im in a hotel now lol

If only people didn't drop fag packets on my head while I was sleeping on the floor I wouldn't pop up beside people's beds. "

if only I knew that hotel goblins were real I wouldn't of been so shocked pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only your underwear wasn't so appealing and fitted like a glove then mabye id put the pork pies down and leave them alone madam xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only trees were blue I wouldn't be classed as mental pmsl. ..

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If only that guy in the hotel room didn't pop up i wouldn't have panic attacks every time im in a hotel now lol

If only people didn't drop fag packets on my head while I was sleeping on the floor I wouldn't pop up beside people's beds.

if only I knew that hotel goblins were real I wouldn't of been so shocked pmsl "

If only I was a real goblin I could get a part in Lord of the rings, Beowolf or Dungeons and Dragons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only that guy in the hotel room didn't pop up i wouldn't have panic attacks every time im in a hotel now lol

If only people didn't drop fag packets on my head while I was sleeping on the floor I wouldn't pop up beside people's beds.

if only I knew that hotel goblins were real I wouldn't of been so shocked pmsl

If only I was a real goblin I could get a part in Lord of the rings, Beowolf or Dungeons and Dragons. "

if only David Bowie were still alive he could be your goblin king haha xxx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

If only I had been made Pope.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If only that guy in the hotel room didn't pop up i wouldn't have panic attacks every time im in a hotel now lol

If only people didn't drop fag packets on my head while I was sleeping on the floor I wouldn't pop up beside people's beds.

if only I knew that hotel goblins were real I wouldn't of been so shocked pmsl

If only I was a real goblin I could get a part in Lord of the rings, Beowolf or Dungeons and Dragons.

if only David Bowie were still alive he could be your goblin king haha xxx"

If only that were true, I could have had a part in the Labyrinth film too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I had a brain oh I could tell you why the oceans near the shore ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I had more hydrochloric acid I could totally dispose of this body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only _educed created this earlier. .. its so much fun xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only i could be arsed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I didn't get hungover so bad I want to rip my own head off..because I need a JD or 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I had more hydrochloric acid I could totally dispose of this body"

if only I could send some in the post I have a gallon left over from my last victim pmsl

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By *and loversCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

If only I had nothing to do so I could play all day

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

If only I wasn't so horny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I was bi.... oh wait

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

If only the ratios of men to women on fab was reversed…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I was her type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only channing tatum was in my bedroom right now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I coukd meet you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you had used that acid properly storm you would be able to sleep tonight not thinking when is landscapelad going to escape from the coal house and attack me in my bed hmmmmm be very afraid my large breasted torturer

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only your underwear wasn't so appealing and fitted like a glove then mabye id put the pork pies down and leave them alone madam xxx "

If only you laundered them before returning!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I coukd meet you all. "

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only you had used that acid properly storm you would be able to sleep tonight not thinking when is landscapelad going to escape from the coal house and attack me in my bed hmmmmm be very afraid my large breasted torturer "

if only you didn't break the lock im shittin myself niw.... whoops.... ill have to try harder next time I think lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF! "

I'm hoping to be there as it's my 40th!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only you had used that acid properly storm you would be able to sleep tonight not thinking when is landscapelad going to escape from the coal house and attack me in my bed hmmmmm be very afraid my large breasted torturer "

if only you would attack me... lol xxx mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I was her type"

if only we knew who you meant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

I'm hoping to be there as it's my 40th!!"

if only you knew the rules haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only those on my hotlist didn't live so far away

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

I'm hoping to be there as it's my 40th!!

if only you knew the rules haha xxx"

Are they different to any other night???

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

I'm hoping to be there as it's my 40th!!

if only you knew the rules haha xxx

Are they different to any other night??? "

If only StormX had made herself clear!

It's no different to any other night. Come and say hello

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

I'm hoping to be there as it's my 40th!!

if only you knew the rules haha xxx

Are they different to any other night??? "

If only you would put the words "if only" in your sentence, as they are the rules of the game.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

If only there wasn't another hour to go at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I would make myself clear??? Confusing people other than myself is fun lol sorry xxxx

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

If only I had a magic carpet I wouldn't have to endure my commute home...in the cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I was the only man on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it was the weekend after next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it was tomorrow already

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only it was the weekend after next. "

Ooh yeah. I have a couple of good weekends coming up and I just can't wait! If only I could fast forward...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I knew what to do tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF! "

That is a lovely invitation. I will keep an eye out for it.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

That is a lovely invitation. I will keep an eye out for it. "

If only you would look under Club Meets and Events!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If only it was pay day tomorrow, I could have a beer in half an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

That is a lovely invitation. I will keep an eye out for it.

If only you would look under Club Meets and Events! "

If only I knew which club you would be at

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I coukd meet you all.

If only?

Make it so.

Come to the next FFFF!

That is a lovely invitation. I will keep an eye out for it.

If only you would look under Club Meets and Events!

If only I knew which club you would be at "

If only I'd told you it was Xtasia!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only it was pay day tomorrow, I could have a beer in half an hour "

If only I hadn't spent all of my money at the start of the month. Get me a double vodka if you get 'served' first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I hadn't of stayed awake this morning after work to watch the first showing of Deadpool I wouldn't be so tired now.

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By *anchesterjustinMan
over a year ago

manchester

If only a girl could cum mine and suck me off

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only a girl could cum mine and suck me off "

If only you weren't such a dreamer!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I hadn't of stayed awake this morning after work to watch the first showing of Deadpool I wouldn't be so tired now."

If only you'd had someone to spoon with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only a girl could cum mine and suck me off

If only you weren't such a dreamer! "

If only I had met you earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only... There were someone in my bed waiting to spoon me!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only a girl could cum mine and suck me off

If only you weren't such a dreamer!

If only I had met you earlier "

Oh sorry. Am I cock blocking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only a girl could cum mine and suck me off

If only you weren't such a dreamer! "

If only you would make my dream a reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could think of something funny to write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only i could get this hoover pipe off my knob witout going to a &e pesky hoover

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

If only I was a member at Xtasia I would know sexual heights unknown to most but the most horny of swingers

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only i could get this hoover pipe off my knob witout going to a &e pesky hoover"

If only I had been more precise when describing to you how your first bj would feel.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If only I was a member at Xtasia I would know sexual heights unknown to most but the most horny of swingers "

If only you were a Platinum Member. Only Platinum Members are eligible for the Sexual Heights package.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could get a smooch xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If only somebody was closer

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By *lack_coffee78Man
over a year ago

Livingston

If only a lovely female wants to meet this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only i could roll the clock back to November and say no, see you in a years time, then I be there all the time for you! Hindsight is a wonderful thing

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"If only I was a member at Xtasia I would know sexual heights unknown to most but the most horny of swingers

If only you were a Platinum Member. Only Platinum Members are eligible for the Sexual Heights package. "

If only I was paid more but without the platinum membership I am stuck on Xtasia's roof trying to sneak in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could sleep

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By *itsnbobsyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

If only the you were in my bed xx

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By *ex on fire500Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

If only I hadn't poked myself in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it were Saturday.

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By *itsnbobsyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"If only it were Saturday. "

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

In the dark of night, if only dreams were real, in the quiet, if only wishes came true, if only.... if ...

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