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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the night shift last night they made 10.000 tube but put foil lining on wrong way so they need pit ting in bin....

this morning new lad started. We told him he had to take the foil of carefully and reglue it the right way 5 hours later he still trying to do it lol xx even the manager thinks it's funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent him for the long stand or big weight yet?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Send blokes for an anticlockwise screw driver ,

A left handed hammer,

A tin of elbow grease

And a can of striped paint

In the days when all phones were black, a good smear of black boot polish on the ear piece was always good.

Glueing the handset down was always good for a laugh .

If you can get into someone's computer, go to settings: keyboard, and change it to " French" ( it's AZERTY , not QWERTY, and a load of other keys are in different places.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apprentice was sent to the stores for a bucket of sparks for the welding bay. And a long weight/wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a birthday card comes round to sign I always add a load of kisses and maybe a winky face by someones name who would be embarrassed by it (depending on who it was for - last time was the new girl to the CEX).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's finally finished lol x he managed to save 4 of um lol x at least he tried x his face was priceless when we told him to bin up lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Powerpoint on presentation mode. 40 screen shots of their desktop 41 is something scary. They keep clicking tell everyone its broke...that person clicks then bang

Swap the usb keyboards on two pcs so they are plugged into the opposite one. Works particularly well of the two people are at lunch and come back together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 5 hours I'm not sure that's funny and more cruel

"How did your first day at work go son?"

"I was tasked something futile and pointless and the whole place we're laughing at me behind my back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the day,,,,, someone thought it would be amusing to put a live seagull in my cabin...... I wasn't best pleased with the mess it made so I returned the gesture by taking a shit in the blokes shoes which were then hidden until 10 minutes before his crew-change...

Life on the rigs was brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put cling film under the toilet seat

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When United lost to Barcelona in champions league final in 2011 a had a Barcelona shirt put on my chair everyday for 2 weeks I was fuming by the end of it

Also a Mufc calander I have by my desk got covered in silly faces on the players

My last job they used to change my desktop to Liverpool or city everytime I was away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled a mates shoes with squirty cream and put in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled a mates shoes with squirty cream and put in the freezer. He retaliated by gluing my shoes to the wall

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

sky hooks

long weight they do exist on that one ( old sash windows )

glass hammer

many more that ive used with the building trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a birthday card comes round to sign I always add a load of kisses and maybe a winky face by someones name who would be embarrassed by it (depending on who it was for - last time was the new girl to the CEX)."

that is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work as a diesel fitter and a guy was always messing with peoples bait

So a couple of us scraped the flies off a trucks front grill and placed them in his sarnie his face was priceless after he took two great big bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screen shot of someone desktop, then set as the background. Move all desktop icons into a folder. Had hours of fun with that.

I once put the screen saver on all the PCs as the 'flirt divert' phone number when I left a job. Had a call mid afternoon asking what the number was. People had tried phoning it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screenshot the PC desktop, then remove all the icons to the recycle bin.

Use said screenshot as desktop background, had a guy at work perplexed by that one for hours. "I'm clicking it but nothings happening" had to tell him eventually as he had deadlines to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screen shot of someone desktop, then set as the background. Move all desktop icons into a folder. Had hours of fun with that.

I once put the screen saver on all the PCs as the 'flirt divert' phone number when I left a job. Had a call mid afternoon asking what the number was. People had tried phoning it. "

Must have both posted that at same time, you beat me to it!

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Got a few with a left handed corkscrew and long weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a couple of guys to look for a fresh bottle of prop wash, and a right handed smoke shifter.

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

An old hospital favourite....

Find an empty bed (rarity in this day and age!) Mess it up so it looks like someone should be in......ask gullible student nurse "where is Mr Smith from bed 6.....he has Alzheimer's and wanders off"......Que student nurse looking very nervous and looking for an non existent patient

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

And I've caught a few new starters out with calling out in a busy waiting room for a "Emma Royds" or Michael Hunt.....likes to be called Mike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After 5 hours I'm not sure that's funny and more cruel

"How did your first day at work go son?"

"I was tasked something futile and pointless and the whole place we're laughing at me behind my back""

He saw funny side x he said at least he dint have to clean lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screen shot of someone desktop, then set as the background. Move all desktop icons into a folder. Had hours of fun with that.

I once put the screen saver on all the PCs as the 'flirt divert' phone number when I left a job. Had a call mid afternoon asking what the number was. People had tried phoning it.

Must have both posted that at same time, you beat me to it!"

Great minds think alike!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"long weight they do exist on that one ( old sash windows )"

Yep.. Got That one.. Pissed them off as I was in and out the Shop in 5mins..

Bastards weren't Getting away with again..

The Next was For a " Long Stand "

So I went to the Pub...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put cling film under the toilet seat "

I done this to the painter in work, aww his face was a picture when he asked who the smart ass was lol

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