FabSwingers.com forum: Massive cock wanted!

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

No I don't want to fuck it.... I just want to take a photo of it infront of my bum to make it look petite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

How about my small one, from a long way away?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"No I don't want to fuck it.... I just want to take a photo of it infront of my bum to make it look petite."
now thats just being a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny boobs wanted, for much the same reason, only swap her bum for my cock

But yes, I would still like to fuck too. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I don't want to fuck it.... I just want to take a photo of it infront of my bum to make it look petite."
like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure the porn industry just use special lenses, to make things look bigger or smaller as required!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure the porn industry just use special lenses, to make things look bigger or smaller as required!

Nah they just have shares in silicone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photoshop one then you can have any size you like.

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

big.....how big is big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very small hands ....ideal in certain circumstances lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wat???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I don't want to fuck it.... I just want to take a photo of it infront of my bum to make it look petite."

I believe you can get pics of a massive cock from some wildlife sites, the African elephant may be suitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Gandalf and Frodo effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to phone a guy I know then... he's the biggest knob I know lol

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

Hee hee, Jeremy Clarkson? I think he's over 6ft...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guess what also...

....

......this thread is over a year old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and half the contributors are "user no longer on site" lol

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I noticed a few really old threads popping up lately

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve got something to crow about,,

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this thread excited me when I saw it...

but

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

Just photoshop yourself on to this, he is the biggest cock in Britain today.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/5054673/George-Osborne-sends-school-boy-to-sleep-with-childcare-cost-discussion.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could put you in touch with someone

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"and half the contributors are "user no longer on site" lol

Bet half of them have come back though lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"and half the contributors are "user no longer on site" lol

Bet half of them have come back though lol"

let me go through my 'massive penis' index... I have them looged in alphabetical order....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I believe Hammer House of Horror got the idea of constantly resurrecting Dracula from this forum.

The topic that would not die! It has lain dormant for a year! Watch it come back to life! Shriek in terror! Try to call Peter Cushing!

Coming soon to a screen near you...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"this thread excited me when I saw it...

but

I was about to say down boy, but moot now!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"this thread excited me when I saw it...

but

I was about to say down boy, but moot now!

I know, I know...... gutted here

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like threads getting a new life - it's recycling and ensures that long forgotten threads get out and about again.

I also like trying to guess who the UNLOS posts were from.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"No I don't want to fuck it.... I just want to take a photo of it infront of my bum to make it look petite."

when you say infront of your bum is there a problem if it were to say slip accidentally

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

The only time I ever notice threads getting resurrected is when someone has obviously done a forum search for big cocks then comment on each one!! Haha.

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