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"And they don't even call biscuits,biscuits. They call them cookies. Bunch o weirdos " | |||
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"And they don't even call biscuits,biscuits. They call them cookies. Bunch o weirdos "There was a question on Eggheads earlier, what do the Americans call waistcoats? Answer....Vests.  | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations. "Do you need a licence to throw alligators? | |||
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"And they don't even call biscuits,biscuits. They call them cookies. Bunch o weirdos
There was a question on Eggheads earlier, what do the Americans call waistcoats?
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators? "Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations. | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations. "Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam? | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam? "Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really. | |||
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"And they don't even call biscuits,biscuits. They call them cookies. Bunch o weirdos
There was a question on Eggheads earlier, what do the Americans call waistcoats?
Answer....Vests. "What the heck do they call vests? Sometimes I honestly think some work-experience dude dropped the manuscript for Noah Websters dictionary on the way to the printers and muddled all the pages 
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"What about arming alligators? Any law against that? I know they have the right to arm bears or something like that "Alligators have four legs, so they're essentially 'armless'.... (Sorry  ) | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really. "Lol That's just mental. Brits shit in their mate's fridges as practical jokes. Americans throw alligators at their mate's. Lol | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really. "chipperoo now calls them bisquits      | |||
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"What about arming alligators? Any law against that? I know they have the right to arm bears or something like that
Alligators have four legs, so they're essentially 'armless'....
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really. "I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was: Texas, California, Utah and Denver... | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really.
I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was:
Texas, California, Utah and Denver..."Seriously? Florida is #1 for crazies. Watch any American comedian. | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really.
I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was:
Texas, California, Utah and Denver...
Seriously? Florida is #1 for crazies. Watch any American comedian. "The only things I know about it is that it's sunny, has a lot of old people and Cubans... maybe that's a deadly cocktail??? | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really.
I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was:
Texas, California, Utah and Denver...
Seriously? Florida is #1 for crazies. Watch any American comedian. "can vouch for that we went there years ago and some were dressed as mice, a weird looking dog and even a duck.. | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really.
I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was:
Texas, California, Utah and Denver...
Seriously? Florida is #1 for crazies. Watch any American comedian.
can vouch for that we went there years ago and some were dressed as mice, a weird looking dog and even a duck.."Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! | |||
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"In all honesty one can have the most loyal bestest ever ever friend in the whole wide world BUT if they chucked an alligator at me there's no way would i try and catch the fucker.. actually how does one catch a thrown alligator..? "Carefully. Badoom ching! | |||
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"Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! " We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing." | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really.
I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was:
Texas, California, Utah and Denver...
Seriously? Florida is #1 for crazies. Watch any American comedian.
can vouch for that we went there years ago and some were dressed as mice, a weird looking dog and even a duck..
Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!?
Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! "October i think.. what was a bit strange was that they spoke too.. | |||
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"In all honesty one can have the most loyal bestest ever ever friend in the whole wide world BUT if they chucked an alligator at me there's no way would i try and catch the fucker.. actually how does one catch a thrown alligator..?
Carefully.
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"Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing." "I went on a stag party to Magaluf a few years ago with some other Brits, a group of American's thought we were crazy for dressing up as women on a stag do. | |||
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"Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing." "But who changed the rules? Halloween is not a new thing, who was the first to break the tradition? | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations.
Well apparently they were friends and it was a practical joke. I guess that's how rednecks let off steam?
Ha! I just looked and it was in Florida! That says it all really.
I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was:
Texas, California, Utah and Denver...
Seriously? Florida is #1 for crazies. Watch any American comedian.
can vouch for that we went there years ago and some were dressed as mice, a weird looking dog and even a duck..
Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!?
Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!!
October i think..
what was a bit strange was that they spoke too.."Don't get me started on how Americans speak, I need a fucking translator at work. | |||
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"Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing."
But who changed the rules? Halloween is not a new thing, who was the first to break the tradition? "Probably us | |||
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"Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing." "I've dressed up as Snow White and I'm not American. I've got the pictures I'm my friends gallery somewhere. So I wouldn't say it's all that crazy... | |||
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"Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing."
I've dressed up as Snow White and I'm not American. I've got the pictures I'm my friends gallery somewhere. So I wouldn't say it's all that crazy..."Maybe you're crazy, too, and you just don't realize it | |||
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"Was it Halloween? I noticed that Americans don't feel compelled to actually dress up as ghouls and ghosts on Halloween. I saw this girl dressed up as snow white!? Sup with that Courtney? Explain your crazy lot!! We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing."
I've dressed up as Snow White and I'm not American. I've got the pictures I'm my friends gallery somewhere. So I wouldn't say it's all that crazy...
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"So a man has been charged with "unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator" (yes that's a thing) after he chucked one through a drive thru window. God Bless America. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35534633" McDonalds must have been short of burgers | |||
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"So a man has been charged with "unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator" (yes that's a thing) after he chucked one through a drive thru window. God Bless America. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35534633" i had a bet with myself that the first 3 words of the story would be "a florida man"...... and what do you know!!!!! I win!!!!! | |||
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"So a man has been charged with "unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator" (yes that's a thing) after he chucked one through a drive thru window. God Bless America. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35534633 i had a bet with myself that the first 3 words of the story would be "a florida man"...... and what do you know!!!!! I win!!!!! "What did you win? | |||
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"I didn't know Florida was full of crazies. My list of odd balls was: Texas, California, Utah and Denver..." Anything south has a good chance of crazy. Californians tend to be a nice crazy though. | |||
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"We don't have to dress scary on Halloween. We don't do fancy dress parties so Halloween is our chance. Our first Halloween in the uk was at Townhouse. We dressed up as fitness people. We showed up. Everyone was dressed as something scary. We got asked if our costumes were "an American thing." "We sued to spend months dreaming up and making our costumes. And they were hardly ever scary. | |||
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"And they don't even call biscuits,biscuits. They call them cookies. Bunch o weirdos
There was a question on Eggheads earlier, what do the Americans call waistcoats?
Answer....Vests.
What the heck do they call vests?
Sometimes I honestly think some work-experience dude dropped the manuscript for Noah Websters dictionary on the way to the printers and muddled all the pages
Mr.ddc"Vests are called tank tops! Don't ask me why | |||
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"And they don't even call biscuits,biscuits. They call them cookies. Bunch o weirdos
There was a question on Eggheads earlier, what do the Americans call waistcoats?
Answer....Vests.
What the heck do they call vests?
Sometimes I honestly think some work-experience dude dropped the manuscript for Noah Websters dictionary on the way to the printers and muddled all the pages
Mr.ddc
Vests are called tank tops!
Don't ask me why"You guys call tank tops vests?!? | |||
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"In all honesty one can have the most loyal bestest ever ever friend in the whole wide world BUT if they chucked an alligator at me there's no way would i try and catch the fucker.. actually how does one catch a thrown alligator..? "not something you can plan.. Just a snap decision lol.. Get it? A snap.. | |||
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"Tank tops and vests are different things though?" What would you call a vest in the uk? | |||
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"In all seriousness, when transporting your alligator please make sure to follow all federal and state regulations.
Do you need a licence to throw alligators?
Probably. So if you wanna hurt someone, just get a gun. There are less regulations. "Now that I believe! | |||
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"Tank tops and vests are different things though? What would you call a vest in the uk? " a vest but chipperoo I think everyone is being a little insensitive to the fact you and marc are from York the new version that is  | |||
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"Tank tops and vests are different things though? What would you call a vest in the uk? " A tank top or sleeveless t-shirt. In my mind a tank top is a sleeveless t-shirt that you wear when it gets really hot. A vest tends to be white, often made of string, and is something men used to wear under their shirts. Not to be seen in public. Though if seen in public one might make unpleasant assumptions about the person | |||
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"Tank tops and vests are different things though? What would you call a vest in the uk? A tank top or sleeveless t-shirt. In my mind a tank top is a sleeveless t-shirt that you wear when it gets really hot. A vest tends to be white, often made of string, and is something men used to wear under their shirts. Not to be seen in public. Though if seen in public one might make unpleasant assumptions about the person "Oh! That's a wife beater. It's a type of male tank top... | |||
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"I've just had a guy message who says he's originally from florida! After reading this thread I think I'd better say no thanks! I don't know how to catch Alligators "alligator tastes lovely though | |||
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"Basically anything south of WDC on the east can be looniesville" basically anywhere south of mason-dixie that isn't a suburb of a major city is basically nuts!!! | |||
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"I'm flying to Florida in about 3 weeks, do I need extra travel insurance for low flying gators.?? "nope..... the thousands of boas and indian pythons that live in the swamps take care of the gators..... between them and the zika mosquito's..... | |||
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"Tank tops and vests are different things though? What would you call a vest in the uk? " I'd call it a vest obvs
Next you'll be telling me Marc doesn't have a special silk shirt with frilly cuffs that he wears solely for partaking afternoon tea in, you know, his tea-shirt...
I tried buying a tank-top on t'internet the other day (knitted, sleeveless jumper), I nearly ended up with the gun-turret of a bloody Sherman ffs | |||
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"I've just had a guy message who says he's originally from florida! After reading this thread I think I'd better say no thanks! I don't know how to catch Alligators alligator tastes lovely though "Don't think so I've tried it very earthy yuk | |||
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"Tank tops and vests are different things though? What would you call a vest in the uk? I'd call it a vest obvs
Next you'll be telling me Marc doesn't have a special silk shirt with frilly cuffs that he wears solely for partaking afternoon tea in, you know, his tea-shirt...
I tried buying a tank-top on t'internet the other day (knitted, sleeveless jumper), I nearly ended up with the gun-turret of a bloody Sherman ffs"Lol | |||
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"Tank tops and vests are different things though? What would you call a vest in the uk? A tank top or sleeveless t-shirt. In my mind a tank top is a sleeveless t-shirt that you wear when it gets really hot. A vest tends to be white, often made of string, and is something men used to wear under their shirts. Not to be seen in public. Though if seen in public one might make unpleasant assumptions about the person "Ah that's the old string vest of Rab C Nesbitt fame. | |||
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