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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.

Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I actually said yesterday to someone they will soon have to open a mental home just for fabswingers forumites

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

can ah share yours mia xxxxxx

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can ah share yours mia xxxxxx

I'm not going in vega - I'm the only sane one here.......

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"can ah share yours mia xxxxxx

I'm not going in vega - I'm the only sane one here......."
ohhhh even better if you the nursey can ah have ma bed bath now then ........

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"can ah share yours mia xxxxxx

I'm not going in vega - I'm the only sane one here......."

Deluded people get carted of first

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

im not mad...

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can ah share yours mia xxxxxx

I'm not going in vega - I'm the only sane one here.......

Deluded people get carted of first

piss aff you!!!! Nurse Ratched has nowt on me, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here in case mental assistance is required..

KAtie x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Already there, enough to drive anyone round the twist, doctor more of that nice medicine zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.

Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!

I totally refute this claim and have to say im as sane as the next person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally refute this claim and have to say im as sane as the next person

That'll be me!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

I totally refute this claim and have to say im as sane as the next person

That'll be me!

I'm praying for your sanity and soul Peaches xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi windy....I'm a laydeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My soul....their souls and are souls

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Oi windy....I'm a laydeeee!

aye right Loops, since when????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi windy....I'm a laydeeee!

aye right Loops, since when????????

Since I bought knickers!

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

I'll get me jacket

hee hee they're coming to take me away

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Oi windy....I'm a laydeeee!

aye right Loops, since when????????

Since I bought knickers! "

shoplifted more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canna bring mi frogs?

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'll get me jacket

hee hee they're coming to take me away

you can collect your jacket on the way out. the special bus with square wheels is waiting in the car park....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im looking for me marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get me jacket

hee hee they're coming to take me away

you can collect your jacket on the way out. the special bus with square wheels is waiting in the car park.... "

Can I have a Windae seat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yerrrr

But dont lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can ah share yours mia xxxxxx

I'm not going in vega - I'm the only sane one here......."

Are you sure? LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.

Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!

Yes you all are nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yerrrr

But dont lick it

I like being the windae licker on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flavor are the Windows on the bus??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you all are nuts! "

Can I have that written on a note please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What flavor are the Windows on the bus?? "

Depends what the last lot had to eat.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'll get me jacket

hee hee they're coming to take me away

you can collect your jacket on the way out. the special bus with square wheels is waiting in the car park....

Can I have a Windae seat?

nice one loops, pmfl at that

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

"can ah share yours mia xxxxxx

had a bag of _ola cubes yesteday,lovely,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought for a while that the lunatics have taken over the asylum

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By *rankOfileMan
over a year ago

France

They Have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have my white jacket now plz

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"I actually said yesterday to someone they will soon have to open a mental home just for fabswingers forumites

hey you lot are way behind the times

new general chat has had ward 6 (midnight onwards) open for months

we can offer cages jackets and chains and some medication

a blanket and bucket is provided too

so see you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EEK the bouncers are here!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

theres a very simple test to

determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. i asked the doctor at my local mad house how you know if a person should be admitted..

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I actually said yesterday to someone they will soon have to open a mental home just for fabswingers forumites

hey you lot are way behind the times

new general chat has had ward 6 (midnight onwards) open for months

we can offer cages jackets and chains and some medication

a blanket and bucket is provided too

so see you there

hahaha, you should see what scotland has and not just after midnight!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.

Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!

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now dont laugh but i have a kinky fetish for straight jackets so gimme gimme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll happily go - so long as the doc is hot!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced

Eh? I must of missed something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced

Speak for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced

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I'm shocked that you thought that all by yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced

Speak for yourself!

My thoughts exactly Pearl! I think someone is using a sweeping generalisation thingermergigamy....

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By *rs WhiteCouple
over a year ago

South

I think I may waste a bit of time starting a thread about timewasters.

We have not had one for at least a couple of hours!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced

Speak for yourself!

I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im not mad..."

You must be.......you support Cov.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ok im being serious now. ive not laughed like that in AGES! you lot are just amazing and crazy people xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ok im being serious now. ive not laughed like that in AGES! you lot are just amazing and crazy people xxxxxxx"
Stop it you're being silly now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ok im being serious now. ive not laughed like that in AGES! you lot are just amazing and crazy people xxxxxxx"

????? I've only seen sensible threads and posts... are we using different forums or something???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ok im being serious now. ive not laughed like that in AGES! you lot are just amazing and crazy people xxxxxxx"
not crazy just nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I may waste a bit of time starting a thread about timewasters.

We have not had one for at least a couple of hours!"

Dare ya

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

i have to stay here as they didnt have a small jacket for me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've personally never witnessed anything out of the ordinary happening around here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've personally never witnessed anything out of the ordinary happening around here....."

Totally agree.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Im not crazy-the voices in my head say so...so there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

you mean you're not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

Don`t worry, I`ll be gentle.

Oh n` it WILL hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

That makes two of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after this mornings shenanigans, my belief you are all loonies has been reinforced

aha thought so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

That makes two of us

Bring the strait jacket this woman is deluded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSFL a thread by a mad Scottish bint with serious and decision in the title

Yeah wot ever xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

That makes two of us

"
since when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

Yeah virgin on the ridiculous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

That makes two of us

Bring the strait jacket this woman is deluded

what are you saying???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled red cabbage.

No Gander, that's your liver!!!

I beg your pardon, teatotal me.

yeah, same as I am still a virgin

That makes two of us

since when

Another one doubting the truth?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you lot are a bunch of total feckin lunatics and shall all be carted off and sectioned forthwith.

Do not pass go, do not collect £200 but please ensure you pick up your straightjacket. Padded cells will be allocated on arrival!!!

oi who you callin a loony.

i'll be jumping in my starfighter.

pulling out my light sabre,wink wink,

and come through there,and give you a right seeing to.

as soon as i get this jacket off.

who the fuck,put the buckles at the back.

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