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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cringe at the mauling some people get on her but...

Rather than being all self pitying about no green tick, I'm going to try and get innovative.

So I'm auctioning myself out to the most interesting offer (In a humorous way of course). I'll probably go unlos after this but what the heck!

So starting with no reserve, bid....

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

With a hidden profile doubt many will make offers lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I bid...

This fine pair of Lipizzaner horses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a hidden profile doubt many will make offers lol"

Oops start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid you a good-day...

Can't say fairer than that...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.

So that would be my bid. A coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?

Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bid kisses and Knitter hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coffee and lipizaner horses. ..at least someone's bid !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bid kisses and Knitter hugs

Things on the up...Though crap I just realised I created a cringy look at me thread

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Coffee and lipizaner horses. ..at least someone's bid !"

Excuse me but coffee is nectar of the gods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just go a club or social and mingle?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think the horses win

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.

So that would be my bid. A coffee."

I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.

So that would be my bid. A coffee.

I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not just go a club or social and mingle? "

I agree. There used to be a lot of socials South Wales at one time. Worth checking out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.

So that would be my bid. A coffee.

I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that

Just plain greedy lady

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.

So that would be my bid. A coffee.

I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that

Just plain greedy lady

Damn I've been rumbled! Wanna make it a 4

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Why not just go a club or social and mingle?

I agree. There used to be a lot of socials South Wales at one time. Worth checking out ?"

There still is... With a few that are for people with no verifications to gain them. Singles social and daytime ones

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?

Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification? "

Depends... can you still get into them?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I will up your offer of a slice of cake to a whole cake and a drive in my car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not just go a club or social and mingle? "

Alas I am clandestine because of work and no other reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will up your offer of a slice of cake to a whole cake and a drive in my car"

If it's coffee and walnut cake you win so far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?

Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification?

Depends... can you still get into them?

Yeah but you wouldn't like how it looks. ..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I will up your offer of a slice of cake to a whole cake and a drive in my car

If it's coffee and walnut cake you win so far."

Any cake you like baked from scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you weren't on the other side of the country, I'd meet you for a coffee, so you could get a green tick.

So that would be my bid. A coffee.

I outbid you with a coffee and a piece of cake. But you're welcome to stay and make it a 3. I'm a friendly girl like that

Just plain greedy lady

Damn I've been rumbled! Wanna make it a 4

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I cringe at the mauling some people get on her but...

Rather than being all self pitying about no green tick, I'm going to try and get innovative.

So I'm auctioning myself out to the most interesting offer (In a humorous way of course). I'll probably go unlos after this but what the heck!

So starting with no reserve, bid...."
hehe hey nice idea but I have to come in with a no bid

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?

Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification?

Depends... can you still get into them?

Yeah but you wouldn't like how it looks. ..

Is the badge on the back?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will up your offer of a slice of cake to a whole cake and a drive in my car

If it's coffee and walnut cake you win so far.

Any cake you like baked from scratch "

you do realise this is legally binding !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you list your skill set so we know how much you're worth?

Not a lot but you may have an idea ...I have a 25m swimming badge on a pair of 9 year olds swimming trunks I kept from school? That a qualification?

Depends... can you still get into them?

Don't encourage him. We don't want any budgie smuggler photo's

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I will up your offer of a slice of cake to a whole cake and a drive in my car

If it's coffee and walnut cake you win so far.

Any cake you like baked from scratch

you do realise this is legally binding !"

Well I have coffee and walnuts in cupboard so easily made.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Why not just go a club or social and mingle?

Alas I am clandestine because of work and no other reason

How will you ever meet anyone ... If you're to remain clandestine.

I'll bid superman glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.

Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a barely sucked Werthers original and a muffin recipe to throw in too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a barely sucked Werthers original and a muffin recipe to throw in too... "

Don't get too sentimental I'll get all choked up

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

20 Marlboro menthols and a packet of jelly babies.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.

Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now

It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.

Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now

It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts

Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.

Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now

It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts

Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on

But don't worry us three girls will tell you how it was without you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did resist a comparison comment to walnuts

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.

Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now

It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts

Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on

But don't worry us three girls will tell you how it was without you

Well I will bake you a cake too if I can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hells bells, has anyone got a bed big enough for us all

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not a friendly mingle but am sure I could rustle up a social sorry, sociopath meet. Unlimited refills coffee, tea, cake, scones, teacake, preserves. And some personal training. I'd need some home odd jobs helped with - the likes of which a dainty slapped like myself can't complete alone. And a shiny rosette as a souvenir from a horse show - you'll be able to get in the saddle and out for a trot.

And we have the best clubs in the west midlands, so thrown in too.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have a barely sucked Werthers original and a muffin recipe to throw in too...

Don't get too sentimental I'll get all choked up

I got it last time I was in Bridgend... it means something man!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Some horses, superman glasses a cup of coffee a walnut cake and a bed until 3am.

Thank you forumites I feel a bit L'Oréal now

It wasn't a bed til 3am it was a 3sum. Then it was raised to a MFFF with sopheeee...But you went for the cake. The power of walnuts

Oooooh man, you don't know what you missed out on

But don't worry us three girls will tell you how it was without you

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nom nom nom cake was fa fab hope you had fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a barely sucked Werthers original and a muffin recipe to throw in too...

Don't get too sentimental I'll get all choked up

I got it last time I was in Bridgend... it means something man!!

Barely sucked? It's like a grain of sand !

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