FabSwingers.com forum: Mingers R Us.........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We`re toying with the idea of forming a "Mingers club", If you think about it the notion makes perfect sense.

We could communicate and arrange meets between ourselves, without having the added pressure of getting constant KB`s from the aesthetically gifted.

We could hold "Mingers" socials, without drawing too much attention to ourselves.

We could set up a "Adopt a Minger" initiative, where an established "Minger" would act as guardian to "Novice Mingers" new to the scene.

The benefits are endless.

We`re just curious as to what fellow "Mingers" think, and would it be feasable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put me down for a brass plated membership

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By *ex.IncCouple
over a year ago

Castleford

We'll go for Platinum membership with all the bells and whistles.

Providing theres no membership charge, obviously

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

does membership come with a free paper bag??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there a free trial membership available?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could call it meet the mingers, Put my name down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the tin plate membership please

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Can we have signs up for know kens and barbie or posh and becks and face pics only as you have to prove your a minger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you assure us that membership cards will not have our photos on? there's enough pain and suffering in the world and our local photo booth has enough on its plate with the local teenage chavs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It appears that this might prove popular.

We think the first move is to form a committee, in order that we can draw up a constitution.

Nominees should be proposed and seconded by genuine "Mingers", and received in writing before the closing date:- 04/02/2011.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm a 'professional' minger, is that okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and it was going so well til the word 'committee' reared it's ugly head

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"and it was going so well til the word 'committee' reared it's ugly head

ha, ha...ugly...see what you did?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about calling it swing a ming, got a kind of ring to it and it trips off the tongue very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"

Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

At last! We have been waiting for a Ming club to arrive!

We learnt to "Ming" at an early stage in our married lives. We both studied for our Ming degrees under Professor Ima D'Minger at R'ugeley college in Staffs.

The course was extensive and exhaustive and included knocking out of us the “delusions of pleasing aesthetics” that were pervading our lives about that time. He taught us that it was OK to Ming and we could Ming with pride as not everyone could be the “beautiful People”.

Eventually we both passed out with Ming Degrees (which made a change from people passing out at seeing us!) and went out into the wide world. We can truly say we are Mingers of the highest degree… And have the certificates to prove it!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"

Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead.

Splitters!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

In other words, you are forming a new clique

***runs off and hides behind the sofa***

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have the tin plate membership please"

No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Can I have the tin plate membership please

No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.

...and the decent into chaos begins.

Now we'll have those who are really bad mingers in one group, pretend mingers in another and a number of confused but excited antiques dealers in another...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have the tin plate membership please

No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.

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bit I'm an entry level minger, not that practiced

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Can I have the tin plate membership please

No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.

bit I'm an entry level minger, not that practiced"

There's a place for you in my 'Beta male mingers' clique if you want it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

In other words, you are forming a new clique

***runs off and hides behind the sofa***"

Wash your mouth out woman!!!!

We wouldn`t lower ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have the tin plate membership please

No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.

bit I'm an entry level minger, not that practiced

There's a place for you in my 'Beta male mingers' clique if you want it?

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stands behind Vic and peekk out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

In other words, you are forming a new clique

***runs off and hides behind the sofa***

Wash your mouth out woman!!!!

We wouldn`t lower ourselves.

mwahahahahahaha, read up...viccyboi just did!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

In other words, you are forming a new clique

***runs off and hides behind the sofa***

Wash your mouth out woman!!!!

We wouldn`t lower ourselves.

mwahahahahahaha, read up...viccyboi just did!!!!"

Shhhhhh! I'm a beta male...I don't like confrontation!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have the tin plate membership please

No!! Only quality "Mingers" need apply.

...and the decent into chaos begins.

Now we'll have those who are really bad mingers in one group, pretend mingers in another and a number of confused but excited antiques dealers in another...

Its irrelevent, as us mingers should stand firm, as we`re all in this together.

Today Fabswingers... Tomorrow the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At last! We have been waiting for a Ming club to arrive!

We learnt to "Ming" at an early stage in our married lives. We both studied for our Ming degrees under Professor Ima D'Minger at R'ugeley college in Staffs.

We are humbled at your presence, your in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

"
i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol

...and a bumper sticker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol

...and a bumper sticker

Noooo, no bumper stikers, we have to be able to mingle amongst ordinary mingers without being rumbled.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I find the expression "mingle amongst ordinary mingers without being rumbled" oddly pleasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do i sign up? or do we have to go through a verification process of being 'mingerish'

i'll bring my own paper bag too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No membership fee.

No membership cards (it has to remain a secret society known only to its members).

There will be however a initiation ceremony (oh, and a secret handshake).

i am in if there a handshake and we have free pen too ,, lol

...and a bumper sticker

Noooo, no bumper stikers, we have to be able to mingle amongst ordinary mingers without being rumbled.

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yes you have a point .. but be good seeing other mingers driving around could come in very handy .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world"

Howsabout a Hijab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world

Howsabout a Hijab?

"
but then all the beautiful people would look at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find the expression "mingle amongst ordinary mingers without being rumbled" oddly pleasing.

I`m the king of the mingers the jingle VIP

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world

Howsabout a Hijab?

but then all the beautiful people would look at you"

No, we refuse to look!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to mingle with fellow mingers please and I have two paper bags (just in case one splits)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a lone range type mask, sticker, that way you would know, but it is not advertised to the world

Howsabout a Hijab?

but then all the beautiful people would look at you

No, we refuse to look!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

At last!!! (again!! or The Sequal..)

We are IN a Clique... Wooohoooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers

Bog off potty-mouth and go polish yer mirrors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

"
well i am getting to like that back door , lol x

but your right have to take care who you let in.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers

Bog off potty-mouth and go polish yer mirrors.

pffft, and there was me about ready to turn Loops!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

So no back entry Bertha's allowed then? "

How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At last!!! (again!! or The Sequal..)

We are IN a Clique... Wooohoooo

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Thankgod for that , lol x about time i got my hands on you mingers .. i am in mingers too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?

How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.

It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers

Be carefull, we outnumber your type at least 100-1 on here.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?

How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.

It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance."

OI, dinnae be blaming me just cos my back entrance is gawjus

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

the gawjus ones say "upye" ya bunch of cliquers

Be carefull, we outnumber your type at least 100-1 on here.

jealusy is not a becoming trait dearest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?

How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.

It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance."

And to think we were going to offer her a "Bouncers" job (as she knows a minger when she sees one).

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Count me in and i have bin bags

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Count me in.....I have a long fringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If im honest this is quite a good idea!!

Would be less pressure involved, although that pressure can be quite exciting at the same time

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"It has come to our attention that certain non-mingers (names witheld, but you know who you are) are attempting to enter the "Club" via the rear door.

We state again "this is a mingers only establishment, non-mingers will not be tollerated". Thank you.

So no back entry Bertha's allowed then?

How could you think you`d get away with it Laine? You were rumbled straight away.

It's all that FMUMA's fault...she showed me the back entrance.

And to think we were going to offer her a "Bouncers" job (as she knows a minger when she sees one).

what's the rate of pay???? or is it payment in kind cos I ain't sleeping wi you lot of mingers, done enough of that in my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im the president of this association and im banning all so called "mingers"

You need a written note off ya mom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fMUMa write me a note for Peaches. **kiss kiss**

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dear Peaches.

I am writing to advise you that Wendy is far too gawjus to be associated with mingers, so please do not include her in the mingers cliquers club

Your's sincerely

Mrs FMUMA Mum

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"fMUMa write me a note for Peaches. **kiss kiss**

2 secs till I borrow a crayon from Invictus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear mum.

Im sorry but on this occasion i dont believe it.

Every mother loves their off spring...even if they fugly little suckers so please send a pic so we can all have a laugh and then use on the dart board as ours is broke

Signed...

The gawjus president

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fMUMa write me a note for Peaches. **kiss kiss**

2 secs till I borrow a crayon from Invictus"

Don't use the green ones he sticks them up his nose and as for the brown ones..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well this beats a 'rate my cock' thread!

Can I also join? I is definately the mingingest minger but apparently I have stunning ermmmm eyes!

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

we seem to always get knocked back so give us gold membership lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Dear gawjus "vice-president"

Please note that your entry to this thread was too late for you to claim presidency as myself and sassy already secured top position whilst you were busy shaving your moustache.

Fm - the REAL president!!!!!!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we would love to join your mingers club. ive had to get hubby to type this as my false eye keeps dropping out when i lean forward to type!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we would love to join your mingers club. ive had to get hubby to type this as my false eye keeps dropping out when i lean forward to type!.

LMAO!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Put me down please...can we ritually burn all too beautiful to meet profiles and posts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put me down please...can we ritually burn all too beautiful to meet profiles and posts?

Its your club, you can do as you wish here and won`t be judged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging Mingers as a ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swinging Mingers as a ring to it."

Are you suggesting we wear bells around our necks????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging Mingers as a ring to it.

Are you suggesting we wear bells around our necks????

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God forbid no thats for the swinging lepers

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Swinging Mingers as a ring to it.

Are you suggesting we wear bells around our necks????

God forbid no thats for the swinging lepers

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There might be a problem there oh dear i will just put in whoppps its fell off

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Swinging Mingers as a ring to it.

Are you suggesting we wear bells around our necks????

God forbid no thats for the swinging lepers

There might be a problem there oh dear i will just put in whoppps its fell off

bell end gone for a burton then??? xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the mingers and the gawjuss? Depends which of my multiple personalities I am....... today I'm doreen and she's damned hot, but tomorrow I may be bob and he's not so pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouble is you would get some gorgeous people in the mingers group who either,really do think they are mingers or are just fakeing modesty,And,you would get some mingers in the gorgeous group who really do think they are gorgeous.So you would just end up with two seperate groups with gorgeous and mingers in both.Plus one persons idea of who is gorgeous and who is a minger is completely opposite to another persons.If it aint broke dont fix it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"

Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead.

I'd rather be in that one. Can there be professional rich folk in it too? Or is that being un pc

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By *inkysparklesWoman
over a year ago

on my bed

i is a genuine minger so can i join

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"

Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead.

I'd rather be in that one. Can there be professional rich folk in it too? Or is that being un pc

hey pish heid, you can be in oor clan anytime (will cost you £2.50 and a bag of chips) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oh and vodka or morgans too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well I couldn't possibly join, seeing as I am so "gawjus"

Oooh likewise. Let's form an "absolutely gaaaawjus" club instead.

I'd rather be in that one. Can there be professional rich folk in it too? Or is that being un pc

hey pish heid, you can be in oor clan anytime (will cost you £2.50 and a bag of chips) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oh and vodka or morgans too

Done. I'm in

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nae surprise there then.... grab cigs on the way xxx

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

"Trouble is you would get some gorgeous people in the mingers group who either,really do think they are mingers or are just fakeing modesty,And,you would get some mingers in the gorgeous group who really do think they are gorgeous.So you would just end up with two seperate groups with gorgeous and mingers in both.Plus one persons idea of who is gorgeous and who is a minger is completely opposite to another persons.If it aint broke dont fix it.

agree with this x

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By *ovCpl40sCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Can we form a club ..... Mingers United?

Of course the uniform would have to be red or blue lol

Count us in please its about time us "mingers" had somewhere to hide lol

xxxx

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over a year ago

"Dear gawjus "vice-president"

Please note that your entry to this thread was too late for you to claim presidency as myself and sassy already secured top position whilst you were busy shaving your moustache.

Fm - the REAL president!!!!!!"

Oiiiii i pluck mine

so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we form a club ..... Mingers United?

Of course the uniform would have to be red or blue lol

Count us in please its about time us "mingers" had somewhere to hide lol

xxxx"
Only if we can have sexy little top with MINGERS ARE US , lol BIG LETTERS .. when we club meet other mingers we know same club as us. Just have to be very very sexy and low cut and short SO we stand out .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can`t help but notice the number of "Minger" recruits has dramaticaly dropped today.

I can`t help thinking that there`s some kind of "underhand shienanagans" afoot, or the majority of "Mingers" out there are in denial, or maybe as yet have not "come out of the closet".

Don`t forget fellow "Mingers" this club is for YOU, with no prejudices, victimisation or ridicule.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

We were resisting.....but ok, we are in

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

What happens for couples where one is a minger but the other is gawjus?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

They become a minger by association

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"They become a minger by association

a minger klinger perhaps?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Can we form a club ..... Mingers United?

Of course the uniform would have to be red or blue lol

Count us in please its about time us "mingers" had somewhere to hide lol

xxxxOnly if we can have sexy little top with MINGERS ARE US , lol BIG LETTERS .. when we club meet other mingers we know same club as us. Just have to be very very sexy and low cut and short SO we stand out ."

CLIQUE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"They become a minger by association

a minger klinger perhaps?

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They become a minger by association

a minger klinger perhaps?

Sounds perfect solution.

PS. Just ignore the previous poster, as we all know she suffers from "delusions of grandure".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soz, not you HP.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Can we form a club ..... Mingers United?

Of course the uniform would have to be red or blue lol

Count us in please its about time us "mingers" had somewhere to hide lol

CLIQUE!!!

*hmmppfff* one of those bleedin' gawjus brigade

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh, it must be Thursday and pick on Wendy day.........fugly gits!!!!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ fugly gits

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"lol @ fugly gits"

So now you're lolling at us fuglies eh?

Revoke their minger membership I say!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Soz, not you HP.

aaawwwww thought I was gonna get kicked out the mingers club for a minute there

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"lol @ fugly gits

So now you're lolling at us fuglies eh?

Revoke their minger membership I say!!

Damn, just call me billy again then

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"lol @ fugly gits

So now you're lolling at us fuglies eh?

Revoke their minger membership I say!!

Damn, just call me billy again then

Does that make me the troll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a brilliant idea !

Sadly, as out user name states, we are "Gruesome" & rather than form a splinter group could we join (pretty please)?

We promise to be covered head-to-toe for all daylight social/meets.

If you reject us (sob), we'll have to form a fetish group.....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"This is a brilliant idea !

Sadly, as out user name states, we are "Gruesome" & rather than form a splinter group could we join (pretty please)?

We promise to be covered head-to-toe for all daylight social/meets.

If you reject us (sob), we'll have to form a fetish group....."

Weeeelllll, I think we should let them in.

Your not 'professional' though are you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be offering special discounts for BMWs (Big Minging Women)?

If so, count me in!!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

woohoo finally a clique oops i mean club for meeee yayyy but can i ask do u give out associate memberships to non mingers if they are spouses of true mingers or is temp barred ? Lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"woohoo finally a clique oops i mean club for meeee yayyy but can i ask do u give out associate memberships to non mingers if they are spouses of true mingers or is temp barred ? Lol

Apparently they are allowed under the 'clinger minger' ruling...

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over a year ago

"This is a brilliant idea !

Sadly, as out user name states, we are "Gruesome" & rather than form a splinter group could we join (pretty please)?

We promise to be covered head-to-toe for all daylight social/meets.

If you reject us (sob), we'll have to form a fetish group.....

Weeeelllll, I think we should let them in.

Your not 'professional' though are you?? "

We were but since the circus has closed our tent, I guess we should remove that tag but we shall have our memories forever or until the next case of Rioja...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well now that ive been usurped as president.

I now think im to gawjus for this club so there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What`s happened? I go away for a month (big game minger hunting) and on my return I find "The Club" has been totally neglected.

Now, I`m not about to finger the minger swingers resposible for this unforgivable lapse (as you both know who you are).

If there are no "genuine mingers" out there to carry the burden of our affictions, and keep the flag flying, I will have no other option but to pass a motion to suspend all further activities untill further notice.

Yours.

Gander, DVP (Deputy Vice President).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what happened ... well alot was kissed by Ugly Frogs here and turned into prinsess .. lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a result of recent revelations in the forums, we feel its time to re-open the "Minger" clique errr club for all those who feel rejected by other "elitst" cli....... clubs.

Don`t despair we welcome with open arms (or legs) all forms of afflictions and tastes.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

took me 4 applications and 2 recounts before i got accepted into "the society of mingers"...

don't know if i should be flattered or insulted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard they were just changing the "B" to a "T" !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my membership card, been waiting months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

add us to that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's my membership card, been waiting months

You don`t have membership cards, just hang a wee bell around your neck.

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over a year ago

"Where's my membership card, been waiting months

You don`t have membership cards, just hang a wee bell around your neck. "
You wouldn't hear it under the shroud though.

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