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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

This is a nice thread for any cake and knitting pattern related items.

I suspect it will prove rather popular...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like my cakes with cream. :D

I can not knit.. :D

Katie.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake??? *perks up* someone mention cake????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here"

No dear, your Scotty Land wool is far to course and uncultured for our patterns.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here"

i'm knitting a snood right now - taking me fecking ages!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here

No dear, your Scotty Land wool is far to course and uncultured for our patterns. "

surely that would be COARSE!!!!!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here

i'm knitting a snood right now - taking me fecking ages!!!"

Nice ladies don't swear in this thread dear. Please show some decorum...

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here

No dear, your Scotty Land wool is far to course and uncultured for our patterns.

surely that would be COARSE!!!!!!"

*sigh* (I hate having my spelling shot down by someone who's almost foreign*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here

i'm knitting a snood right now - taking me fecking ages!!!

Nice ladies don't swear in this thread dear. Please show some decorum... "

who says i'm a nice lady???

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone??? "

Please refrain from using the vernacular or quaint dialects in this thread dear. We do have standards you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone??? "

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??"

'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??"

a dollop of each on each cheek???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone??? "

tell the truth boy - ye brevilled em xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

a dollop of each on each cheek???"

Oh I will join you in that..

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

a dollop of each on each cheek???

Oh I will join you in that.."

Do you have any patterns for socks dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

a dollop of each on each cheek???

Oh I will join you in that..

Do you have any patterns for socks dear?"

erm... my female skills are limited in that area.. I fear you will not want me to even try.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

a dollop of each on each cheek???

Oh I will join you in that..

Do you have any patterns for socks dear?"

i do yes, once i've fiished my snood i'll knock you up a pair - what size???

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

a dollop of each on each cheek???

Oh I will join you in that..

Do you have any patterns for socks dear?

i do yes, once i've fiished my snood i'll knock you up a pair - what size??? "

How splendid! Size 8 in pink if you could please dearest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear? "

o0o0o im turned on at you calling me dear... haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a nice thread for any cake and knitting pattern related items.

I suspect it will prove rather popular... "

i bought a knitted cup cake for my daughters 18th...does that count??

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?

o0o0o im turned on at you calling me dear... haha"

We'll have none of that in this thread! This is for knitting and cakes only de..., my girl.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear? "

FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?

FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr"

FFS? What on earth does that mean dear? I'm afraid my grasp of 'street lingo' is very limited.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?

FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr"

you're gonna get told off for shouting now - _nvictus is in a bossy mood today it seems

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"ok......who's been spying on me?

Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???

clotted cream or jam on the bottom??

'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?

FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr

you're gonna get told off for shouting now - _nvictus is in a bossy mood today it seems "

he doesn't scare me (plus I have his phone number lol)

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it...

*hmmpppff*

*storms off to make tea for the vicar*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it...

*hmmpppff*

*storms off to make tea for the vicar*"

now now stroppy!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it...

*hmmpppff*

*storms off to make tea for the vicar*"

ach, shuttit you!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm going to set the 'Ladette to Lady' judges onto you lot now!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it...

*hmmpppff*

*storms off to make tea for the vicar*"

Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic.

This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently.

Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks!

I also like ginger cake.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it...

*hmmpppff*

*storms off to make tea for the vicar*

Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic.

This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently.

Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks!

I also like ginger cake. "

you're not allowed to swear on here!!

p.s. please looooove me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it...

*hmmpppff*

*storms off to make tea for the vicar*

Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic.

This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently.

Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks!

I also like ginger cake. "

sheep.....did someone mention sheep????

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it...

*hmmpppff*

*storms off to make tea for the vicar*

Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic.

This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently.

Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks!

I also like ginger cake. "

Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"p.s. please looooove me"

You know I love you sugar bumps xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!! "

Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you.

Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic?

Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!!

Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you.

Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic?

Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is! "

*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment*

No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff...

...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!!

Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you.

Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic?

Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is!

*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment*

No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff...

...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well... "

oi there are some younger members of the WI ya know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't knock the WI....got some of my best cake recipes from them

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!!

Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you.

Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic?

Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is!

*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment*

No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff...

...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well... oi there are some younger members of the WI ya know!!! "

..and not posh either... *hides*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!!

Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you.

Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic?

Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is!

*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment*

No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff...

...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well... oi there are some younger members of the WI ya know!!!

..and not posh either... *hides*"

you will be sorry, i promise ya

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"

..and not posh either... *hides*you will be sorry, i promise ya "

Promises, promises Cruella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to make a nice cake now and then but can't knit for shi, opps nearly said a rude word, to save my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make an origami laughing dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't knit, and like cakes that are made of butter and not marge!

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By *econdhand RoseWoman
over a year ago

Nr Dumfries

Errrr, I can knit and make cakes

Will I get banned now?

Vixen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont make cakes and never have and the only thing i ever knitted was a scarf that curled up at the edges and went on for miles...

think doctor who used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to be in the W I ..i can knit and bake cakes .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh

But can you knit a cake and bake a scarf ????

a true wi can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhh

But can you knit a cake and bake a scarf ????

a true wi can "

i probably could .... used to have a cake decorating businss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant bake but I can knit, I can only knit willy warmers though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I can knit and bake ...oh dear am i doomed as i can make jam as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can knit and bake ...oh dear am i doomed as i can make jam as well "

do you know all the words to jerusalem ????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i knited a little babies mattinee jacket a couple of years ago for the village show (came 2nd ) but since then all my friends have had boys - typical!!!!

but....now my sister is having a little girl in March i can finally give it to someone, cant wait to see her wear it

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

"

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

"

u know we are all ladies on this site !!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!"

It's a big square with a hole in the middle...how hard can it be!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!"

Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!

Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted. "

ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!

Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.

ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx"

I could always come over and put my kilt over your head n shoulders n choke you wi summat else.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!

Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.

ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx

I could always come over and put my kilt over your head n shoulders n choke you wi summat else. "

mmmmmmmmm, you bringing another cock wi ye........... cos yours won't do the damage baby xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!

Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.

ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx

I could always come over and put my kilt over your head n shoulders n choke you wi summat else.

mmmmmmmmm, you bringing another cock wi ye........... cos yours won't do the damage baby xxxxxxxxxx "

Hey, come on _muma, even "Mingers" have feelings.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"*In posh ladies voice*

I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.

still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!

Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.

ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx"

Not me..it was Easyshare.

But I can be kinky for you if you like? Pass the carrots Soxy.

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