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"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here" No dear, your Scotty Land wool is far to course and uncultured for our patterns. | |||
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"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here" i'm knitting a snood right now - taking me fecking ages!!! | |||
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"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here No dear, your Scotty Land wool is far to course and uncultured for our patterns. " surely that would be COARSE!!!!!! | |||
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"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here i'm knitting a snood right now - taking me fecking ages!!!" Nice ladies don't swear in this thread dear. Please show some decorum... | |||
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"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here No dear, your Scotty Land wool is far to course and uncultured for our patterns. surely that would be COARSE!!!!!!" *sigh* (I hate having my spelling shot down by someone who's almost foreign*  | |||
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"oooh, does anyone have a knitting pattern for a poncho. It's bloody cold up here i'm knitting a snood right now - taking me fecking ages!!! Nice ladies don't swear in this thread dear. Please show some decorum... " who says i'm a nice lady??? | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone??? "Please refrain from using the vernacular or quaint dialects in this thread dear. We do have standards you know. | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone??? "clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???
clotted cream or jam on the bottom??"'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?  | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???
clotted cream or jam on the bottom??"a dollop of each on each cheek???  | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone??? "tell the truth boy - ye brevilled em xxxx | |||
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" clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? a dollop of each on each cheek??? "Oh I will join you in that.. | |||
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" clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? a dollop of each on each cheek???
Oh I will join you in that.."Do you have any patterns for socks dear? | |||
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" clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? a dollop of each on each cheek???
Oh I will join you in that..
Do you have any patterns for socks dear?"erm... my female skills are limited in that area.. I fear you will not want me to even try. | |||
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" clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? a dollop of each on each cheek???
Oh I will join you in that..
Do you have any patterns for socks dear?"i do yes, once i've fiished my snood i'll knock you up a pair - what size??? | |||
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" clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? a dollop of each on each cheek???
Oh I will join you in that..
Do you have any patterns for socks dear?
i do yes, once i've fiished my snood i'll knock you up a pair - what size??? "How splendid! Size 8 in pink if you could please dearest. | |||
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" clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? 'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear? "o0o0o im turned on at you calling me dear... haha | |||
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"This is a nice thread for any cake and knitting pattern related items. I suspect it will prove rather popular... "i bought a knitted cup cake for my daughters 18th...does that count?? | |||
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" clotted cream or jam on the bottom?? 'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?
o0o0o im turned on at you calling me dear... haha"We'll have none of that in this thread! This is for knitting and cakes only de..., my girl. | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???
clotted cream or jam on the bottom??
'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear? "FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???
clotted cream or jam on the bottom??
'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?
FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr"FFS? What on earth does that mean dear? I'm afraid my grasp of 'street lingo' is very limited. | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???
clotted cream or jam on the bottom??
'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?
FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr"you're gonna get told off for shouting now - _nvictus is in a bossy mood today it seems  | |||
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"ok......who's been spying on me? Scones not long outta the oven here......cream tea anyone???
clotted cream or jam on the bottom??
'underneath'...bottom is just so course don't you think dear?
FFS!!!! It's.... COARSE!!!!!!! grrrr
you're gonna get told off for shouting now - _nvictus is in a bossy mood today it seems "he doesn't scare me (plus I have his phone number lol) | |||
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"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it... *hmmpppff* *storms off to make tea for the vicar*" now now stroppy!!!  | |||
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"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it... *hmmpppff* *storms off to make tea for the vicar*" ach, shuttit you!! | |||
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"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it... *hmmpppff* *storms off to make tea for the vicar*" Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic. This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently. Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks! I also like ginger cake. | |||
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"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it... *hmmpppff* *storms off to make tea for the vicar* Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic. This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently. Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks! I also like ginger cake. " you're not allowed to swear on here!! 
p.s. please looooove me | |||
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"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it... *hmmpppff* *storms off to make tea for the vicar* Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic. This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently. Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks! I also like ginger cake. " sheep.....did someone mention sheep????  | |||
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"Typical. I try and start a nice cultured thread and you lot trash it... *hmmpppff* *storms off to make tea for the vicar* Don't let these philistines shit all over your efforts Vic. This thread is a shining beacon of culture amongst the grey dreary 'please love me' drivel I have read recently. Unfortunately I cannot knit but I do admire it as an art form, sheep fur rocks! I also like ginger cake. " Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!! | |||
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"p.s. please looooove me "You know I love you sugar bumps xxx | |||
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"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!! " Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you. Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic? Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is! | |||
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"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!! Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you. Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic? Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is! "*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment* No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff... ...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well... | |||
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"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!! Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you. Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic? Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is!
*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment*
No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff...
...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well... "oi there are some younger members of the WI ya know!!! | |||
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"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!! Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you. Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic? Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is!
*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment*
No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff...
...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well... oi there are some younger members of the WI ya know!!! "..and not posh either... *hides* | |||
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"Oh dear! What a most frightful man! Who let him in!! Shut it! I was defending you. Because I am you. Did you see in the word association thread the other day Vic? Soxy thought I was you and called me viccyboi, silly old tart that he is!
*slips out of 'old WI lady' character for a moment*
No I missed it mate. But then it's a natural mistake to make what with all the time machine complications and stuff...
...that reminds me, watch out for a man with a bowler hat tomorrow. Can't say any more or I'll upset the time stream wormy thingies...oh, and wear clean pants as well... oi there are some younger members of the WI ya know!!!
..and not posh either... *hides*"you will be sorry, i promise ya | |||
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" ..and not posh either... *hides*you will be sorry, i promise ya "Promises, promises Cruella | |||
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"Ahhhhh But can you knit a cake and bake a scarf ???? a true wi can "i probably could .... used to have a cake decorating businss | |||
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"I can knit and bake ...oh dear am i doomed as i can make jam as well "do you know all the words to jerusalem ???? | |||
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) but since then all my friends have had boys - typical!!!!
but....now my sister is having a little girl in March i can finally give it to someone, cant wait to see her wear it | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it. "still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!! | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it. "u know we are all ladies on this site !!! | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.
still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!"It's a big square with a hole in the middle...how hard can it be!! | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.
still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!"
Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted. | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.
still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!
Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted. "ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.
still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!
Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.
ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx"I could always come over and put my kilt over your head n shoulders n choke you wi summat else. | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.
still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!
Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.
ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx
I could always come over and put my kilt over your head n shoulders n choke you wi summat else. "mmmmmmmmm, you bringing another cock wi ye........... cos yours won't do the damage baby xxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.
still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!
Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.
ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx
I could always come over and put my kilt over your head n shoulders n choke you wi summat else.
mmmmmmmmm, you bringing another cock wi ye........... cos yours won't do the damage baby xxxxxxxxxx "Hey, come on _muma, even "Mingers" have feelings.  | |||
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"*In posh ladies voice* I'm so glad to see we have all managed to turn the thread around after some rather unpleasant and vile people gate crashed it.
still need a poncho pattern - it's fecking snowing here!!!!!
Just pull your kilt over your head and shoulders and tighten the belt around your neck.... sorted.
ooh viccyboi, you gettin kinky on me AGAIN xxx"Not me..it was Easyshare. But I can be kinky for you if you like? Pass the carrots Soxy. | |||
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