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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is one of the best posts I've read about woman... Please read it completely... it's worth it...

WOMAN. . . . . . . . .

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.......

An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her?"

The lord answered. "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?"

She must function on all kinds of situations,

She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,

Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart,

She must do all this with only two hands,"

She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day"

THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two hands.....impossible!

And this is the standard model?"

The Angel came closer and touched the woman"

"But you have made her so soft, Lord".

"She is soft", said the Lord,

"But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome"

"Can she think?" The Angel asked...

The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate"

The Angel touched her cheeks....

"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her"

"She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel…

"What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .

The Lord said. "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."...

This made a big impression on the Angel,

"Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.

A woman is indeed marvellous"

Lord said."Indeed she is.

She has strength that amazes a man.

She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.

She holds happiness, love and opinions.

She smiles when she feels like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.

She fights for what she believes in.

Her love is unconditional.

Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life"

The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?

The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback

"She often forgets what she is worth".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have done without the erratic moodswings though.

Lovely post x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that is super sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man woke up in the morning with a headache and saw a rose, an Aspirin, water and a note on the bed side table written on it: “Breakfast is on the table I am off to the store”. When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night. His son said “Well you came home d*unk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled “Get off me lady I am married!”

Getting d*unk: £65

Calling a cab when you’re too d*unk: £21.50.

Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man woke up in the morning with a headache and saw a rose, an Aspirin, water and a note on the bed side table written on it: “Breakfast is on the table I am off to the store”. When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night. His son said “Well you came home d*unk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled “Get off me lady I am married!”

Getting d*unk: £65

Calling a cab when you’re too d*unk: £21.50.

Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

So it's your fault. I'm off to FabGirls.....oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. This has bought a tear to my eye!! I'm sitting on the train trying not to blub!! I've been having a real tough time lately and this just reminded me of how great I am. Even though I don't think it. To see it written down was very emotional for me. So thank you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op. This has bought a tear to my eye!! I'm sitting on the train trying not to blub!! I've been having a real tough time lately and this just reminded me of how great I am. Even though I don't think it. To see it written down was very emotional for me. So thank you. Xx"

Awwwww that's lovely to hear

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

That was really nice..made me think of my mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was really nice..made me think of my mum. "

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