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The sock monster....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is getting fatter......just lost another three socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they must be the one's that don't belong to us in our machine

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"they must be the one's that don't belong to us in our machine "
u get extra ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dogs like socks not even dirty socks what ever thay can get to take outside so i have black socks over the stables out side all over the place ... i keep to just boring black socks from super marker 5 pairs 3 or 4 pounds now , just can match up easy doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah,they sort of just appear. I think they hand around the back of the machine until we forget about them and then put in a surprise appearance.

A bit like our kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my dogs like socks not even dirty socks what ever thay can get to take outside so i have black socks over the stables out side all over the place ... i keep to just boring black socks from super marker 5 pairs 3 or 4 pounds now , just can match up easy doing that. "
I have that with tea towels, can't leave them on the worktop or ellie gets them.

I have a bag full off odd socks, think the I have a family of sock monsters in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

As well as the sock monster we have a teaspoon monster in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have a bag full off odd socks "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"As well as the sock monster we have a teaspoon monster in our house"

I have one of those little fuckers as well!!! I swear I have bought around 1000* tea spoons in the last year. I looked this morning and there were like 5 in the draw!

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*Slight exaggeration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have only been here for a coupla weeks and have already lost a load of socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As well as the sock monster we have a teaspoon monster in our house

I have one of those little fuckers as well!!! I swear I have bought around 1000* tea spoons in the last year. I looked this morning and there were like 5 in the draw!

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*Slight exaggeration."

I had the teaspoon problem too. Until I discovered that one of the kids was throwing the spoon as well as the pot away everytime she had a yoghurt!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"As well as the sock monster we have a teaspoon monster in our house

I have one of those little fuckers as well!!! I swear I have bought around 1000* tea spoons in the last year. I looked this morning and there were like 5 in the draw!

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*Slight exaggeration.

I had the teaspoon problem too. Until I discovered that one of the kids was throwing the spoon as well as the pot away everytime she had a yoghurt!!!!

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I suspect the very same caper is afoot! I will ban yoghurts and children immediately!

I'm a belts and braces kinda guy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I've got some socks I would like to disappear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got some socks I would like to disappear. "

oh you dont.. you know you love em really.. lol

hahaha.

Katie.x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've got some socks I would like to disappear. "

aw, ye cannae get rid of yer manky wanky ones xxx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I've got some socks I would like to disappear.

aw, ye cannae get rid of yer manky wanky ones xxx"

My mop socks are safely hidden under the bed...got a good 6 months in them yet.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've got some socks I would like to disappear.

aw, ye cannae get rid of yer manky wanky ones xxx

My mop socks are safely hidden under the bed...got a good 6 months in them yet. "

your mum has put them in the washing machine - sory!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Since callum left home, the sock monster went with him. Dont seem to loose my socks lol. But the teaspoon monster is definetly in residance. I mean where the **** do they go

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I've got some socks I would like to disappear.

aw, ye cannae get rid of yer manky wanky ones xxx

My mop socks are safely hidden under the bed...got a good 6 months in them yet.

your mum has put them in the washing machine - sory!!! "

They were a bit hard...I wondered what that 'spanner' sound was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since callum left home, the sock monster went with him. Dont seem to loose my socks lol. But the teaspoon monster is definetly in residance. I mean where the **** do they go"

I really do wonder that myself.. I think they change to forks...

Katie.x

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