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Worst, most random thing

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By *inkxRabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

What's the worst, most random thing that's ever happened to you on a meet?

Mine was arriving at my FBs place after a long drive and peeing myself as soon as I got out the car. Had to use the shower and change and everything

Good job he loves me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They weren't the person in pictures... And they were photo verified

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOL

Jeeze - it's too much!

Even for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They weren't the person in pictures... And they were photo verified "

really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being caught by the husband! After she said she was single!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"LOL

Jeeze - it's too much!

Even for me! "

Yes, I've thought about it and I can't actually say it... it's too horrific on a number of levels AND I'd end up on the nawti step.

That was certainly memorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They weren't the person in pictures... And they were photo verified

really ?"

Yes really..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They weren't the person in pictures... And they were photo verified

really ?

Yes really.. "

wow thats mad and kinda scary to think thats able to happen when some are paying to be a site supporter

anyway , i once went to an ann summers and my them gf caught me there if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

party *

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

The dude's cock photos weren't of his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dude's cock photos weren't of his cock. "

He didn't have cock photos.. Just full body and face together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dude's cock photos weren't of his cock. "

with this , if anyone sees another account with a cock with 3 stars on it belongs to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dude's cock photos weren't of his cock.

He didn't have cock photos.. Just full body and face together "

Didn't post the whole of what I was writing .. I'd of been more pissed off if it wasn't his cock

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The dude's cock photos weren't of his cock.

He didn't have cock photos.. Just full body and face together

Didn't post the whole of what I was writing .. I'd of been more pissed off if it wasn't his cock "

No, I mean... That was the weird thing that happened to me. Lol. That his cock pics weren't his.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A transveztites false finger nail came off inside me and we had to fish it out and the guy who forgot to tell me he had a false eye and i didnt find out until i said are you going to take those bloody sunglasses off. Neither where from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dude's cock photos weren't of his cock.

He didn't have cock photos.. Just full body and face together

Didn't post the whole of what I was writing .. I'd of been more pissed off if it wasn't his cock

No, I mean... That was the weird thing that happened to me. Lol. That his cock pics weren't his. "

I know.. I mean I'd of been more pissed off if that had happened to me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents walked into the pub we were in

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"My parents walked into the pub we were in "

Oh god.

I work with students with my job, and one of them was waiting in the pub where we met....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dude's cock photos weren't of his cock. "

Did he have a duck instead?........................................................ I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My parents walked into the pub we were in

Oh god.

I work with students with my job, and one of them was waiting in the pub where we met.... "

Luckily the couple we were with, we've met them loads and are good friends so we managed to play it cool.

We've had a couple admit they were d up after I made a joke about it.

Seen a woman beating her husband in a club because he couldn't perform

That last one really wasn't nice to witness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fellow pulled out his toothbrush and a large tube of sensodine from inside pocket of his suit.... Looked at me.... Asked to use the bathroom and came back ... Put them back in his suit jacket ... Sat down and kissed me.... And the worst kisser ever.....

Another was definitely not like his pics .... The pics had to be 20 years earlier .... And he brought an old fashioned brown brief case to the meet ....

Chills .....

X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My parents walked into the pub we were in

Oh god.

I work with students with my job, and one of them was waiting in the pub where we met.... "

Yeah, I was walked in on by my mum and one of her friends while fucking on a rug they'd come to have a look at.

Meh.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"My parents walked into the pub we were in

Oh god.

I work with students with my job, and one of them was waiting in the pub where we met....

Yeah, I was walked in on by my mum and one of her friends while fucking on a rug they'd come to have a look at.

Meh. "

Nuuuuuuu.....!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My parents walked into the pub we were in

Oh god.

I work with students with my job, and one of them was waiting in the pub where we met....

Yeah, I was walked in on by my mum and one of her friends while fucking on a rug they'd come to have a look at.

Meh.

Nuuuuuuu.....! "

Oh, that's no biggie.

No, what I was thinking about was awful

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh gawwd.

Or that young man who, after 4 drinks, said he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up (proper like), piss on him and rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before.

:/

But no, I was think of something worse...

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh gawwd.

Or that young man who, after 4 drinks, said he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up (proper like), piss on him and rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before.

:/

But no, I was think of something worse... "

Fucking hell...!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh gawwd.

Or that young man who, after 4 drinks, said he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up (proper like), piss on him and rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before.

:/

But no, I was think of something worse...

Fucking hell...! "

Oh god yeah.

Then there was the guy with the dog fetish lol.

Wanted me to mount him and breed him and call him my bitch &c. Actually brought a proper dog lead & chain.

Had about a week of messages asking me to freeze my cum LOL

Then had a slightly panicky txt from him a couple hrs before we were due to meet saying he'd forgotten his funnel and could I bring one from the kitchen.

Uh, I looked *really* hard but could find one...

*whistles innocently*

Fruitloop.

Nice arse tho.

Nah.

I was still thinking of something worse

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Even the hot tub incident was easier.

:/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turning up on a date with a, a girl who didn't look like her pics and b she brought her four kids along which I didn't know she had help

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The worst at the time, though I laugh about it now, was the guy who was so desperate not to have to have dinner with me (just dinner, nothing naughty planned) that he pretended to turn gay and want to pull a bloke in the gay pub he'd taken me to.

It was about 17 years ago so I'd have been around 25 at the time.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

There have been a couple that were just excruciatingly uncomfortable and really bad meets.

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By *eeDee25Woman
over a year ago

crook

I met a guy who didnt have a pic. When he arrived to pick me up i didnt fancy him at all. He was a big guy yet i didnt want to be not nice so i went to hes with him. When i got there i realised id made a mistake. I felt awkward so asked him to take me home which he did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" He was a big guy yet i didnt want to be not nice so i went to hes with him. When i got there i realised id made a mistake. I felt awkward so asked him to take me home which he did."

While your intentions were good, that probably wasn't the best thing to do, but at least you ended it before anything happened. The guy must have been crushed though.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Oh gawwd.

Or that young man who, after 4 drinks, said he wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him up (proper like), piss on him and rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before.

:/

But no, I was think of something worse... "

I've had one worse than this. I wouldn't like to say on the forum.

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By *eeDee25Woman
over a year ago

crook

Was waiting for a meet when a guy stopped near me. I went and got into hes car. He was on the phone and had a dog in the back which was barking. He told me i shoudnt be there. I realised it wasnt him i was meeting. The guy i was meeting was parked further along and texed me god knows what he thought at that time. Howeva he was gorgeus and much better than the other guy . And it led to more meets.

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

She was d*unk when i turned up then got abusive when i decided to leave, then sent me loads of abusive txts, then blocked me on here????

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By *eeDee25Woman
over a year ago

crook

Electro carlo message me please thanx

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By *eeDee25Woman
over a year ago

crook

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