FabSwingers.com forum: Describe yourself as an object

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So some of the women on the other thread are describing themselvea like objects

So what object would you be described as

I just got told a church candle because im pale and hot a bit melty

look innocent but burns and blows well

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd be a car a Citroën 2cv small curvy and a bit peculiar. You ether love me or hate me.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked Marc to tell me what object I would be. His answer? "A porn magazine."

When I

he said "But, you know, a classy one."

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a telephone you could ring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wooden spoon

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By *iscellaneousCouple
over a year ago

Idle

Apparently I'd be a pancake because I'm thin and look good with anything on top of me....

Perhaps I should've just thought of a response myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to think about this one ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be like a vintage aircraft. .. gone but not forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....erm....nope!

Can't think of Anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A russian doll, full of it but with hidden depths and multiple personas

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A russian doll, full of it but with hidden depths and multiple personas

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i like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rubiks cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A traffic cone. Once got taken home by a d*unk student

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A russian doll, full of it but with hidden depths and multiple personas

i like that one"

I thought of it from your thread the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an unplugged colonic irrigation machine ,I wouldn't take any shit

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I am akin to an old banger (car ) as I take ages to get started and usually don't get started at all! As is evident with my attempt to converse on the forums!

Sometimes I like Harry Potters invisible cloak. .. might as well not be here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am akin to an old banger (car ) as I take ages to get started and usually don't get started at all! As is evident with my attempt to converse on the forums!

Sometimes I like Harry Potters invisible cloak. .. might as well not be here!!

Pick one object

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am akin to an old banger (car ) as I take ages to get started and usually don't get started at all! As is evident with my attempt to converse on the forums!

Sometimes I like Harry Potters invisible cloak. .. might as well not be here!!

Pick one object

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you're so forceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jolly snuggly blanket , can be used for chilly evenings or spiffing sunny picnics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am akin to an old banger (car ) as I take ages to get started and usually don't get started at all! As is evident with my attempt to converse on the forums!

Sometimes I like Harry Potters invisible cloak. .. might as well not be here!!

Pick one object

you're so forceful

Oh, you like it!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I am akin to an old banger (car ) as I take ages to get started and usually don't get started at all! As is evident with my attempt to converse on the forums!

Sometimes I like Harry Potters invisible cloak. .. might as well not be here!!

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just join in the threads like you are doing, people dont always get replied to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am akin to an old banger (car ) as I take ages to get started and usually don't get started at all! As is evident with my attempt to converse on the forums!

Sometimes I like Harry Potters invisible cloak. .. might as well not be here!!

Pick one object

you're so forceful

Oh, you like it!

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yes please chipperoo

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A traffic cone. Once got taken home by a d*unk student

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am akin to an old banger (car ) as I take ages to get started and usually don't get started at all! As is evident with my attempt to converse on the forums!

Sometimes I like Harry Potters invisible cloak. .. might as well not be here!!

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hey you're not missing much sexy trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd most probably be a bus stop.

I attract all kinds of people, I'm helpful to the elderly, I'm good to lean on, but with one setback...

I get smashed way too easy

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Old radio still got a few good tunes left

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

an Hieronymus bosch painting

just plain fucking weird

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Bottle of ..easy to find, always on display, sweet but can be sickly in too big a dose.

Oh and always leaves you refreshed...I may be bigging myself up a bit much

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

A bus station because I'm strangely attractive to nutters!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Hmmm. .... old banger or invisibility cloak. ... decisions decisions. ..

Both i think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Window. I'll bring some light into your life I'm transparent in what I am here for. I can be very dirty but I do scrub up well and I'm never a pain

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An old fiddle, many a good tune and all that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I would be the Augsberg Cabinet of Curiosities, currently held by The Getty Trust.

Google that muthafuka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frozen pea

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A frozen pea

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why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that phallic shaped ornament Alex kills the yoga teacher with all the cats in A Clockwork Orange.

Maybe I thought about this too much

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I am a good book. ..can keep you occupied for hours, enjoyed. .then put back on shelf till the next time you want me

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