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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wrap.myself up in a rug cover myself with butter and slide across the kitchen floor and pretend im a slug

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I use lard myself.

Lower surface coefficient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrap.myself up in a rug cover myself with butter and slide across the kitchen floor and pretend im a slug "
becareful of salt !!! X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

James - Sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejU5YAHN3vQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrap.myself up in a rug cover myself with butter and slide across the kitchen floor and pretend im a slug "

Non salted obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wrap.myself up in a rug cover myself with butter and slide across the kitchen floor and pretend im a slug

Non salted obviously "

Anything else folk do

Like maybe there's someone on here sticks feathers up there arses and pretends to be a chicken ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrap.myself up in a rug cover myself with butter and slide across the kitchen floor and pretend im a slug "

A sleeping bag is much easier,and more practical for such activities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you dont leave a snail trail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"James - Sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejU5YAHN3vQ"

Or erasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplUUowitJk

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I just stick a cock up my fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just stick a cock up my fanny "

And pretend to be ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just stick a cock up my fanny

And pretend to be ? "

Satisfied ;p

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*salutes OP and pins award to his chest for best thread*

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OUR REVIEWER SAID:

It's Zenlike intensity, mixed with casual, cuddly obscenities put all the other threads I've read this evening in the bin like spent condoms.

This thread stands proud.

5/5 *****

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*salutes OP and pins award to his chest for best thread*

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OUR REVIEWER SAID:

It's Zenlike intensity, mixed with casual, cuddly obscenities put all the other threads I've read this evening in the bin like spent condoms.

This thread stands proud.

5/5 *****"

Evening joe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or should I say morning

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"*salutes OP and pins award to his chest for best thread*

.

OUR REVIEWER SAID:

It's Zenlike intensity, mixed with casual, cuddly obscenities put all the other threads I've read this evening in the bin like spent condoms.

This thread stands proud.

5/5 *****"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yes, indeed it is morning.

Thank you.

There's lots of aggro on the forum.

This is kinda genteel and pleasantly revolting. That was quite a titter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes pretend i'm Christopher Walken with whistly esses and say random shit like...The Ice is Gonna Break!...or; I like to starve myself, keeps the fear up...or; He kept this watch up his ass..or my personal fave..Two mice fell in a bucket of cream! ..or i do some kind of dance..

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